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Title: If you could say one thing to oscar...
Post by: KanSt43 on February 10, 2015, 12:44:08 PM: What would it be?
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Post by: kso_FAN on February 10, 2015, 12:44:22 PM: Play Tre.
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Post by: sys on February 10, 2015, 12:49:51 PM: i'll pick your pg recruits for you from now on.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 10, 2015, 12:50:24 PM: Stop making me sad.
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Post by: kslim on February 10, 2015, 01:05:19 PM: do you even trim 3:16 bro
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Post by: PowercatPat on February 10, 2015, 01:15:22 PM: Why do you suck?
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Post by: Testy Westy on February 10, 2015, 01:17:43 PM: How can I suck at life and make millions of dollars?
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Post by: AzCat on February 10, 2015, 01:18:03 PM: Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. :bs:
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Post by: Spracne on February 10, 2015, 01:23:09 PM: Is this what you wanted???
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Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2015, 01:24:45 PM: Lets get some ice cream and take a ride.
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Post by: Trim on February 10, 2015, 01:30:28 PM: Maybe some follow-up questions to these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INSaD-Nki3g
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2015, 01:33:04 PM: I'd get a photo taken with him.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 10, 2015, 01:41:45 PM: What's the capitol of Thailand?
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Post by: Katpappy on February 10, 2015, 01:58:14 PM: Is that your head up your ass, or is it just your foot in your mouth. :shakesfist:
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Post by: yoman on February 10, 2015, 02:14:16 PM: Resign at the end of the season and never return to manhattan again. You have hurt this university enough.
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Post by: Panjandrum on February 10, 2015, 02:17:30 PM: Go away. Go far, far away.
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Post by: steve dave on February 10, 2015, 03:09:40 PM: shoe's untied :flickhisforehead:
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Post by: michigancat on February 10, 2015, 03:17:35 PM: I'd probably give him a thumb shrug. just don't care.
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Post by: kso_FAN on February 10, 2015, 03:23:29 PM: I'd probably just tell him good luck and go win the next game.
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Post by: ksupamplemousse on February 10, 2015, 03:28:54 PM: I'd tell him that the jerk store called.
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Post by: kslim on February 10, 2015, 03:29:22 PM: Quote from: ksu_FAN on February 10, 2015, 03:23:29 PM
I'd probably just tell him good luck and go win the next game.
yep, this one right here would be sure to piss him off to no end. the rest he would just lick the top of his mouth and giggle.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2015, 03:33:37 PM: I'd get in his face so he'd be leaning back for the picture.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2015, 04:17:46 PM: Quote from: ksupamplemousse on February 10, 2015, 03:28:54 PM
I'd tell him that the jerk store called.

I'd tell him I had sex with his wife
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Post by: j rake on February 10, 2015, 05:24:00 PM: i'd tell him that he's had virtually the exact same career as tubby smith, except he's ~~slightly~~ quite a bit less accomplished.
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Post by: Clevey 2 Times on February 10, 2015, 05:34:10 PM: I'd tell him that he's taught me that there is a right way, a wrong way, and a bruceway.
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Post by: williamthewildcat on February 10, 2015, 05:37:45 PM: Hmmm one thing? Okay..here goes.

oscar:

eff you, eff your mother and the jackal that impregnated her.
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Post by: Cire on February 10, 2015, 05:53:23 PM: I would politely smile and avoid talk
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Post by: bones129 on February 10, 2015, 06:19:11 PM: I have nothing to say to him, so I'd say nothing.
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Post by: wetwillie on February 10, 2015, 06:30:33 PM: I would ask him to do an impression of Trim
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Post by: Trim on February 10, 2015, 06:38:35 PM: Doesn't this opportunity present itself to MHK'rs often?
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Post by: PoetWarrior on February 10, 2015, 06:39:37 PM: I've wanted to tell oscar that I thought his job could be done better.

Would that bring Frank back?

Should anyone want him back?
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Post by: ksupamplemousse on February 10, 2015, 07:46:03 PM: Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2015, 04:17:46 PM
Quote from: ksupamplemousse on February 10, 2015, 03:28:54 PM
I'd tell him that the jerk store called.

I'd tell him I had sex with his wife

That was what I thought of first, but decided to go with jerk store.
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Post by: EMAWican on February 10, 2015, 08:01:53 PM: I hope your yard gets grubs real bad and then a fungus.
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Post by: AndrewVonLintel on February 10, 2015, 08:39:21 PM: Can we have a couple million back so we can hire someone good?
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Post by: GoodForAnother on February 10, 2015, 09:36:47 PM: why
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Post by: That_Guy on February 10, 2015, 10:00:17 PM: I'd tell him he's good at ruining programs.

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Post by: BWebbs0 on February 10, 2015, 10:30:21 PM: I'd say "Hey look! It's Stan Weber!"
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Post by: Winters on February 10, 2015, 10:56:17 PM: I'd just give him a glare like Frank gives. Have no words for that loser.
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Post by: Havs on February 10, 2015, 11:05:04 PM: "Please don't beat Iowa State"
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Post by: Trim on February 10, 2015, 11:09:17 PM: Let me take a closer look and see if that button-down collar is really fitting your neck the way it should.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 10, 2015, 11:45:11 PM: HANDS!
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Post by: EMAWzified on February 10, 2015, 11:52:01 PM: I'd ask him if he thought Brad Underwood would be a good fit in Manhattan.
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Post by: EMAWzified on February 10, 2015, 11:53:17 PM: And what the hell he was thinking when he gave Krap a scholarship. And Bolden.
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Post by: BostonPancake on February 11, 2015, 06:29:57 AM: I'd ask him if I could borrow his lawn mower. I bet it's a really nice one.
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Post by: SPEmaw on February 11, 2015, 07:39:36 AM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2015, 01:33:04 PM
I'd get a photo taken with him.

I did this at the annual coaches vs cancer event this year and it's pretty LOL. I don't have the capabilities to past a pakhead over my face but otherwise I'd post. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect though. His mouth is open and he looks like an infant anticipating a nice breast feeding. His eyes flutter around and he can't maintain eye contact while speaking either.

All that said, he does actually seem like a nice guy. A bit dorky but that's ok. He's just not an elite basketball coach that we all believe KSU deserves. Our atmosphere during our most successful recent years was second the none and it was a beautiful thing.

I would probably ask him the same thing that someone else has already posted: "How can I make millions by being, at best, average at something?"
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Post by: AppleJack on February 11, 2015, 08:41:26 AM: How are you doing today?
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 11, 2015, 09:23:04 AM: Quote from: SPEmaw on February 11, 2015, 07:39:36 AM
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2015, 01:33:04 PM
I'd get a photo taken with him.

I did this at the annual coaches vs cancer event this year and it's pretty LOL. I don't have the capabilities to past a pakhead over my face but otherwise I'd post. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect though. His mouth is open and he looks like an infant anticipating a nice breast feeding. His eyes flutter around and he can't maintain eye contact while speaking either.

All that said, he does actually seem like a nice guy. A bit dorky but that's ok. He's just not an elite basketball coach that we all believe KSU deserves. Our atmosphere during our most successful recent years was second the none and it was a beautiful thing.

I would probably ask him the same thing that someone else has already posted: "How can I make millions by being, at best, average at something?"

Just put white hair on top of this guy and you have oscar: :D
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Post by: SPEmaw on February 11, 2015, 10:54:22 AM: "Hey, oscar. I know that a lot of us KSU Catsketball fans are pretty critical of you, but I want to thank you for making that gif of you walking/running away into the OOD tunnel at halftime a possibility. Without your awkwardness I wouldn't have added years to my life with all of the LOLs that have come from me watching it over and over."

"What was the craziest thing you've ever done with not-so-legendary head coach Gene Keady (NSLHCGK)?"
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2015, 11:00:30 AM: I'd call him Lance or something so he thinks I don't even know his name
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Post by: CNS on February 11, 2015, 11:11:00 AM: Here's your plane ticket. The escrow just cleared on the sale of your old house and the keys to the new house are in the mailbox. Your luggage is in back. You are good to go.
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Post by: PIPE on February 11, 2015, 01:52:12 PM: I'd tell him to keep his mouth shut, it makes him look stupid and low IQ'ish......
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Post by: KanSt43 on February 11, 2015, 01:58:44 PM: Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2015, 11:00:30 AM
I'd call him Lance or something so he thinks I don't even know his name

This might be the winner....
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Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 11, 2015, 02:13:50 PM: Hello my name is HellHammer and I just won the Powerball. Jack Vanier isn't the biggest swinging dick around here anymore so go get mumped.
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Post by: deputy dawg on February 11, 2015, 04:52:07 PM: What's on tap at Call today?