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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 10:33:30 AM

Title: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 10:33:30 AM: How are you? I was thinking you guys could ask me simple questions and based on my answers you can tell me where I lie on the political spectrum.

I don't like politics, or politicians and will probably never vote again so whatever.

Also, I'm staunchly indifferent on just about everything so this should be fun!
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on January 30, 2015, 10:49:45 AM: Staunchly indifferent on just about everything? Ok, we'll need to take that into account in generating questions.

1. How important is to you that the politician you're voting for is a good dancer?
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 30, 2015, 10:49:56 AM: Do you like to be taxed a lot? Do you like bums being taken care of? Do you like to kill babies before they're born?
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: Tobias on January 30, 2015, 10:53:10 AM: congrats on your selection, applejack
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 10:56:51 AM: Quote from: K-S-U-Wildcats! on January 30, 2015, 10:49:45 AM
Staunchly indifferent on just about everything? Ok, we'll need to take that into account in generating questions.

1. How important is to you that the politician you're voting for is a good dancer?

indifferent. it's kinda important that they are at least somewhat into sports or athletic. I remember when Obama bowled a 37 and I laughed at that and it was a reason I wouldn't have voted for him.
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 10:58:54 AM: Quote from: WackyCat08 on January 30, 2015, 10:49:56 AM
Do you like to be taxed a lot? Do you like bums being taken care of? Do you like to kill babies before they're born?

No, I like my money, but I have no idea where any of my taxes go. Indifferent on bums. Not sure about killing babies.
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 30, 2015, 10:59:52 AM: Modern Whig Party of America sounds about right.
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2015, 11:12:51 AM: I am starting a Moderate party that points out how the other parties suck.
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 11:22:41 AM: Staunchly moderate?
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 30, 2015, 11:26:40 AM: http://www.modernwhig.org/handbook/who-are-modern-whigs/what-we-believe (http://www.modernwhig.org/handbook/who-are-modern-whigs/what-we-believe)
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2015, 11:33:32 AM: Quote from: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 11:22:41 AM
Staunchly moderate?

depends
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: nicname on January 30, 2015, 11:38:15 AM: Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2015, 11:12:51 AM
I am starting a Moderate party that points out how the other parties suck.

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2015, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on January 30, 2015, 11:22:41 AM
Staunchly moderate?

depends

:lol:
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: CNS on January 30, 2015, 11:52:36 AM: The Fence Party, obvsly
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 30, 2015, 11:57:54 AM: Quote from: CNS on January 30, 2015, 11:52:36 AM
The Fence Party, obvsly

What's their stance on immigration?
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: CNS on January 30, 2015, 01:04:34 PM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on January 30, 2015, 11:57:54 AM
Quote from: CNS on January 30, 2015, 11:52:36 AM
The Fence Party, obvsly

What's their stance on immigration?

Meh.
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: cfbandyman on January 30, 2015, 01:08:36 PM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on January 30, 2015, 11:57:54 AM
Quote from: CNS on January 30, 2015, 11:52:36 AM
The Fence Party, obvsly

What's their stance on immigration?

The everyone has the right to at least sit on it.
Title: Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
Post by: steve dave on January 30, 2015, 01:09:28 PM: Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2015, 11:12:51 AM
I am starting a Moderate party that points out how the other parties suck.

dibs on VP