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Title: Greased Up Basketball Slippery Gate
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 28, 2015, 09:15:19 PM
I have it on good authority (c- source) that wvu secretly arranged for a "foreign substance" to be applied to the old round ball before the game last night. I'm sure you noticed the ball comically sliding out of Nigel's hand on a routine layup and the same thing happening to Nino later in the game. Nigel, Jevon and Justin frequently lost control during routine dribbling maneuvers.  Inbounds plays were nearly impossible as players were forced to embrace the ball against their chest to avoid losing control and when they finally garnered enough to control passes were frequently mishandled so badly that the ball was projected aimlessly towards the bitchin new scoreboard or simply spilled onto the court.

Clearly this gave wvu a competitive advantage as they are experienced handling greasy, slippery and slimy things, including muddy hogs, sweaty women and drunken buffoons, vomit soaked coaches, and other "varmit".

Expect breaking news on this soon, and ncaa action. Just know you heard it here first.

SD
Title: Re: Greased Up Basketball Slippery Gate
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 28, 2015, 09:28:27 PM
I wish I could say I was surprised by the obviously true report.  But I'm not
Title: Re: Greased Up Basketball Slippery Gate
Post by: Mr Bread on January 28, 2015, 09:28:39 PM
topical
Title: Re: Greased Up Basketball Slippery Gate
Post by: Pete on January 28, 2015, 09:30:52 PM
I bet it takes weeks to get to the bottom of this.
Title: Re: Greased Up Basketball Slippery Gate
Post by: wetwillie on January 28, 2015, 09:32:26 PM
Darren Kent came out and dished the dirt on huggs coached teams: they do this every game, and have for years.  In fact every team ever does.