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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 28, 2015, 09:15:19 PM
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I have it on good authority (c- source) that wvu secretly arranged for a "foreign substance" to be applied to the old round ball before the game last night. I'm sure you noticed the ball comically sliding out of Nigel's hand on a routine layup and the same thing happening to Nino later in the game. Nigel, Jevon and Justin frequently lost control during routine dribbling maneuvers. Inbounds plays were nearly impossible as players were forced to embrace the ball against their chest to avoid losing control and when they finally garnered enough to control passes were frequently mishandled so badly that the ball was projected aimlessly towards the bitchin new scoreboard or simply spilled onto the court.
Clearly this gave wvu a competitive advantage as they are experienced handling greasy, slippery and slimy things, including muddy hogs, sweaty women and drunken buffoons, vomit soaked coaches, and other "varmit".
Expect breaking news on this soon, and ncaa action. Just know you heard it here first.
SD
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I wish I could say I was surprised by the obviously true report. But I'm not
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topical
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I bet it takes weeks to get to the bottom of this.
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Darren Kent came out and dished the dirt on huggs coached teams: they do this every game, and have for years. In fact every team ever does.