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Title: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 11:24:57 AM
there are alot of people who snipe who aren't necessarily what i would consider snipers, like jason bourne, val kilmer and sylvester stallone.

if i missed any elite snipers let me know.

this poll will determine who is the best of all sniper of all time in all the world
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Mr Bread on January 21, 2015, 11:34:46 AM
When was Reno a sniper?
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 11:36:32 AM
When was Reno a sniper?

i guess his sniper status is up for debate, but he was certainly an assassin with serious sniper chops and he famously taught natalie portman to snipe as well at the tender age of 11.5
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 11:37:35 AM
assassisns probably shouldnt count, but i just knew that some filbert lover would complain about his exclusion
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: kso_FAN on January 21, 2015, 11:38:06 AM
This shouldn't even be a question.

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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 11:39:10 AM
it's interesting to note that ed harris was not outsniped by jude law, just outsmarted.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: kso_FAN on January 21, 2015, 11:43:35 AM
Here's the thing, if there was a real sniping contest between all these fellows, clearly Mark would be the best. All the other guys would be dead. (And this does not make Mark a coward.)

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't even be close.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 21, 2015, 11:44:27 AM
Here's the thing, if there was a real sniping contest between all these fellows, clearly Mark would be the best. All the other guys would be dead. (And this does not make Mark a coward.)

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't even be close.
YUP!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Skipper44 on January 21, 2015, 11:50:27 AM
Private Pyle had a chance to own this if Gunny doesn't call for the code red
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Mr Bread on January 21, 2015, 11:56:25 AM
When was Reno a sniper?

i guess his sniper status is up for debate, but he was certainly an assassin with serious sniper chops and he famously taught natalie portman to snipe as well at the tender age of 11.5

It's not up for debate.  He wasn't a sniper.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Mr Bread on January 21, 2015, 12:04:17 PM
Replace him with Bill Paxton as Petty Officer Second Class Floyd "God" Dane.  I am not gEing when I say that he is my pick. 
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Brock Landers on January 21, 2015, 12:09:43 PM
Raymond Cruz from Clear and Present Danger says hi.  He has to say it out loud since you can't see him with his mad camouflage skillz!

Our guy John Cusack had a pretty good sniper scene in GPB.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 21, 2015, 12:14:48 PM
ive participated in a lot of wackoffs in my life but this has been the most competitive. wow. lot of choices.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: AppleJack on January 21, 2015, 12:18:10 PM
Barry Pepper is the finest instrument of warfare that God ever created. Also his name is Barry Pepper.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Big Train on January 21, 2015, 12:23:02 PM
Master Chief aka "The Big Train"

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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: pissclams on January 21, 2015, 12:24:24 PM
Raymond Cruz from Clear and Present Danger says hi.  He has to say it out loud since you can't see him with his mad camouflage skillz!

Our guy John Cusack had a pretty good sniper scene in GPB.

i don't care how many times i watch clear and present danger, i still can't see that sniper.               and i search hard too, not no pussy searching. 
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Bloodfart on January 21, 2015, 12:27:55 PM
Barry Pepper is the finest instrument of warfare that God ever created. Also his name is Barry Pepper.

Yeah my first thought when thinking of movie snipers is alway "that guy from SPR."
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: mocat on January 21, 2015, 12:28:31 PM
you people that voted for mark whalberg: recency bias or kate mara bias? bc that movie sucks, so just watch house of cards and get it out of your system before you vote.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 21, 2015, 12:31:13 PM
you people that voted for mark whalberg: recency bias or kate mara bias? bc that movie sucks, so just watch house of cards and get it out of your system before you vote.

his name is Bob Lee Swagger and they shoot his super cute dog. thats 2 points for Marky Mark.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: mocat on January 21, 2015, 12:31:41 PM
you people that voted for mark whalberg: recency bias or kate mara bias? bc that movie sucks, so just watch house of cards and get it out of your system before you vote.

his name is Bob Lee Swagger and they shoot his super cute dog. thats 2 points for Marky Mark.

get out of my face with that name
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: kso_FAN on January 21, 2015, 12:37:55 PM
you people that voted for mark whalberg: recency bias or kate mara bias? bc that movie sucks, so just watch house of cards and get it out of your system before you vote.

you people?!?!

Mark is the best. Period.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: ChiComCat on January 21, 2015, 12:41:26 PM
Beringer was my first sniper and he will always be #1 in my heart
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: AppleJack on January 21, 2015, 12:41:36 PM
Are the people who are voting for Whalberg voting for him in Shooter or Lone Survivor? Or both?
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Big Train on January 21, 2015, 12:44:12 PM
im not voting until my submission is added :don'tcare:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: kso_FAN on January 21, 2015, 12:45:42 PM
Are the people who are voting for Whalberg voting for him in Shooter or Lone Survivor? Or both?

"the people" again.

A bunch of Marks-ist here. Sheesh.

And obviously both. The combo Mark is the best sniper of all time. If he doesn't give you good vibrations, then that's a problem with you.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 21, 2015, 12:57:07 PM
hes not a sniper in Lone Survivor
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: TownieCat on January 21, 2015, 01:00:50 PM
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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 01:17:10 PM
i love barry pepper the sniper as much as anybody, but he got outsniped by a tank
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 01:19:24 PM
i think the most important method for solving this brain teaser is running mental simulations on who would kill who
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2015, 01:20:22 PM
based on barry pepper's elite instincts to appear exactly where you would expect him to, ed harris kills him easily
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: star seed 7 on January 21, 2015, 04:57:32 PM
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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: mocat on January 21, 2015, 05:36:36 PM
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isn't that the exact same thing as american sniper?
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: star seed 7 on January 21, 2015, 05:44:50 PM
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isn't that the exact same thing as american sniper?


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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: tdaver on January 22, 2015, 08:29:22 AM
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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Big Train on January 22, 2015, 09:53:59 AM
guys have you ever seen master chief shoot?  he doesnt miss and its head shots all the way to killimanjaro

he even has an alien sniper that he uses, none of these other pussy snipers can say they have a sniper from another planet
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 22, 2015, 10:29:24 AM
guys have you ever seen master chief shoot?  he doesnt miss and its head shots all the way to killimanjaro

he even has an alien sniper that he uses, none of these other pussy snipers can say they have a sniper from another planet

NO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

ONLY REAL SNIPERS AS SHOWN ABOVE
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 22, 2015, 10:32:03 AM
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isn't that the exact same thing as american sniper?

I don't think Bradley Cooper tried to rape somebody and got himself killed at his movie's premiere, though. Clearly Bradley is better than this clown.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Big Train on January 22, 2015, 10:32:37 AM
leaving out the best sniper in a best sniper thread is stupid :don'tcare:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: hemmy on January 22, 2015, 10:35:49 AM
it's interesting to note that ed harris was not outsniped by jude law, just outsmarted.

That is part of the sniping equation
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 22, 2015, 10:41:43 AM
O eff I FORGOT TOM SELLEK

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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Cire on January 22, 2015, 10:43:49 AM
no love for alicia keys?
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Bloodfart on January 22, 2015, 11:53:31 AM
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What about Robert Duvall?  Freaking open sites!

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What's that Tom you need some help sniping  a sniper?  I'll just shoot a hole through his gun so you can have the satisfaction of killing him with your foot later.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: bubbles4ksu on January 22, 2015, 11:57:53 AM
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can't believe puni forgot will smith.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Skipper44 on January 22, 2015, 12:50:18 PM
pretty sure that is Eddie Murphy
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Mr Bread on January 22, 2015, 01:03:08 PM
no love for alicia keys?

actually it was the lady that wanted to scissor her that was the sniper. 
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 22, 2015, 01:08:10 PM
no love for alicia keys?

actually it was the lady that wanted to scissor her that was the sniper.

yeah, a thorough google image search reveals no instances of alicia holding a sniper rifle
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 22, 2015, 01:08:50 PM
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can't believe puni forgot will smith.

hmm. gunfighter with a sniping hobby.
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: slobber on January 22, 2015, 04:57:10 PM
Some great late editions by tdaver and puni.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 22, 2015, 04:58:34 PM
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i dont know who this guy is but squirrel hunters need not apply
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Tobias on January 22, 2015, 04:59:45 PM
i'm not sure i've seen a single one of these movies :surprised:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: star seed 7 on January 22, 2015, 05:00:24 PM
i'm not sure i've seen a single one of these movies :surprised:

 :thumbs: but upside down
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Tobias on January 22, 2015, 05:01:14 PM
: thumbsdown :
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: Tobias on January 22, 2015, 05:01:41 PM
what i'm saying is my vote can easily be bought :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: star seed 7 on January 22, 2015, 05:03:42 PM
I still haven't voted  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: bubbles4ksu on January 22, 2015, 05:27:33 PM
i voted for jean reno because i felt like bread was bullying puni
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: star seed 7 on January 22, 2015, 05:39:07 PM
i voted for jean reno because i felt like bread was bullying puni

True, while Bread may be technically correct, there is a scene where he's teaching maltilda to snipe, so I think it's fair to assume he does some sniping of his own
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: The Big Train on January 22, 2015, 07:04:08 PM
I still haven't voted  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 23, 2015, 09:22:51 AM
Totally forgot about this guy.  What he did with iron sights in this movie was nothing short of magic.

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Title: Re: Wednesdays' WAKOFF: World's best sniper OAT edition
Post by: puniraptor on January 23, 2015, 01:56:52 PM
o i forgot

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