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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 09, 2015, 09:38:55 AM

Title: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 09, 2015, 09:38:55 AM: Ignoring all the silly "constitutional" "checks and balances" and general government protocols and approval processes, if you were ~~dictator king~~ president for a day, what free stuff would you give your ~~proletariat serfs servants~~ constituency?

Me? Probably guns manufactured in the good old USA. All kinds of domestic industries and economies would flourish, high paying manufacturing jobs would be created, and we'd finally be in a place where everyone was able to fulfill their God given and 2nd amendment civil right to own a firearm. Crime would plummet and the god damned deer population would finally be brought into control. Yep, no more car accidents on the highway thanks to me. That's what I'd do.
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: puniraptor on January 09, 2015, 10:04:32 AM: TOMS
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Post by: ednksu on January 09, 2015, 10:15:04 AM: Education so we could have less jerkoffs in this country who don't understand how our Constitution works.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 11:15:23 AM: gym memberships
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Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on January 09, 2015, 11:26:59 AM: Quote from: ednksu on January 09, 2015, 10:15:04 AM
Education so we could have less jerkoffs in this country who don't understand how our Constitution works.

You mean, like, more than the 13 years they already get?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 11:28:05 AM: annual beatdowns
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Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on January 09, 2015, 11:28:13 AM: Why not just give everything for free? Why do we have to choose?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 11:30:36 AM: liposuction (for gross/fat people)
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on January 09, 2015, 11:30:48 AM: Money printing machines.
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Post by: Bloodfart on January 09, 2015, 11:56:19 AM: I would give everyone a shiny tractor.
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Post by: star seed 7 on January 09, 2015, 12:28:19 PM: I would give republicans to isis
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 12:31:58 PM: If your BMI is over 23, a ticket to Canada
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 09, 2015, 01:19:58 PM: I'm surprised the libtards are butt hurt about this thread. It's supposed to be fun.
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 01:23:36 PM: I'm having fun, an America without the fat is better
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Post by: Headinjun on January 09, 2015, 01:55:47 PM: Birth control.
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 02:02:21 PM: Quote from: Headinjun on January 09, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
Birth control.

Definitely
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 09, 2015, 02:04:47 PM: Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 01:23:36 PM
I'm having fun, an America without the fat is better

Sorry, didn't know you identified as libtard. You were clearly having fun.
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 03:20:41 PM: Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 09, 2015, 02:04:47 PM
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2015, 01:23:36 PM
I'm having fun, an America without the fat is better

Sorry, didn't know you identified as libtard. You were clearly having fun.

I didn't think you were sayin I was. I was just saying this is fun.
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: CNS on January 09, 2015, 03:27:49 PM: Advice. Tons of it. Like, "love it or leave it!", "Don't tread on me!", and prob anything else that came to mind.
Title: Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
Post by: chuckjames on January 09, 2015, 04:01:37 PM: Id give away virgins from conservative families to my liberal bros. :gocho:
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Post by: mocat on January 09, 2015, 04:06:55 PM: high fives
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Post by: CNS on January 09, 2015, 04:58:27 PM: Quote from: mocat on January 09, 2015, 04:06:55 PM
high fives
Ring, tho