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Title: VANS!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 06, 2015, 10:12:50 AM
Those of you who know me know that I rarely leave my cave.  It is my home, and I love it.  However, when I do I need to continue to feel the security and spaciousness of my cave so I am going to buy a sweet conversion van.  IIT you will post vans and I will decide if I like it.  Here are my requirements:

1.  Large;
2. graphics;
3. bed;
4. nice curtains.

GO!
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Fldermaus on January 06, 2015, 10:33:37 AM
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3724/13107927563_6a57e92c7f.jpg)
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Institutional Control on January 06, 2015, 10:46:46 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about shoes. :(
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Institutional Control on January 06, 2015, 10:49:34 AM
That said, this should meet all your wants and needs, Dickstone.

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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Skipper44 on January 06, 2015, 10:55:27 AM
maybe consider a classic
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lostgenerallee.com%2Fcomplete_van1.jpg&hash=c52cb5e3ca6f8a1718ed4380d372de121b52e903)
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: meow meow on January 06, 2015, 11:05:25 AM
you're gonna want this thing to be sound proof
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 11:05:57 AM
Captains chairs and curtains!
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 11:07:37 AM
If Obama was just walking into a second term, I would probably buy the biggest one I could find, since we would know that gas would be super low for several more years.  Now, though.  Man, I just wouldn't feel comfy knowing that gas may double in a short while.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 06, 2015, 11:09:10 AM
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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 11:11:33 AM
you're gonna want this thing to be sound proof

I don't want any of your candy, Uncle MM!
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 06, 2015, 11:12:02 AM
Also....

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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Shooter Jones on January 06, 2015, 11:12:50 AM
who owns this one? assuming they post here.

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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 06, 2015, 11:14:04 AM
who owns this one? assuming they post here.

I'm going to guess that is GPC'ers rig.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 11:16:09 AM
who owns this one? assuming they post here.

I'm going to guess that is GPC'ers rig.

"Pure Vanilla"



Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: meow meow on January 06, 2015, 11:18:27 AM
you're gonna want this thing to be sound proof

I don't want any of your candy, Uncle MM!

get out of here with that, I meant for all the babe boning
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 06, 2015, 11:20:56 AM
Don't Laugh... Your Daughter Is to Here!
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 06, 2015, 11:47:40 AM
I need graphics that say I am a major badass
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Shooter Jones on January 06, 2015, 11:48:43 AM
I need graphics that say I am a major badass

do you not see the american flag on top of pure vanilla's ride?
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 06, 2015, 12:02:11 PM
normally i follow the "if the VANS! thread is rockin', dont come knockin'" proverb, but i clicked on it anyways.

dugout, youre going to want to get a custom paint job for your VAN. lemme let you in on a little shop in town that does all my custom ink:

http://www.westcoastcustoms.com/ (http://www.westcoastcustoms.com/)
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 12:03:57 PM
Van graphics are like tattoos but for your soul rather than your pale ass arm.  Its a very personal thing. 
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 06, 2015, 12:39:29 PM
Van graphics are like tattoos but for your soul rather than your pale ass arm.  Its a very personal thing.

Very true
Besides being a badass I want it to say I am a generous lover
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 12:40:55 PM
Probably looking at a double graphic then.  Two badass graphics would just highlight that you are twice the badass than ppl are who only have one badass van graphic, anyway.  Win/win. 
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 12:41:43 PM
I suggest you give Poonhound69 a shot at mocking something up before you start elsewhere.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Fldermaus on January 06, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bumperstickerz.com%2Fimages%2F1000316-00-00-00-00_lg.png&hash=6acfd63927bba2e860f6c8fd72c88d5e5993d88b)

Won't be complete without this bumper sticker.

Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: CNS on January 06, 2015, 01:11:23 PM
It's not my van, but bumper stickers are the Fort Hayes State of van graphics. 
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 06, 2015, 01:22:45 PM
how about a bumper sticker that says "Bad Ass/Generous Lover" and has a picture of a donkey licking its lips and smiling?
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: EMAWican on January 06, 2015, 01:26:53 PM
The famous "Arrrrgggghhhh, I'm just a pirate looking for booty" bumper sticker might be appropriate.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Shooter Jones on January 06, 2015, 01:31:06 PM
cats van, man.

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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 06, 2015, 02:35:37 PM
It's not my van, but bumper stickers are the Fort Hayes State of van graphics.

Yes.  This is something that will be spray painted by a talented artist then sealed
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: meow meow on January 06, 2015, 03:04:47 PM
how about a bumper sticker that says "Bad Ass/Generous Lover" and has a picture of a donkey licking its lips and smiling?

Try smiling and licking your lips at the same time...it's hard is what i'm getting at.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Asteriskhead on January 06, 2015, 07:06:17 PM
I would drive the crap out of a purple/ white VW van.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 06, 2015, 08:38:33 PM
The cave/van lifestyle just scratches me right where I itch.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Asteriskhead on January 13, 2015, 09:09:58 AM
My truck lost a fight with a utility pole yesterday morning, so if anyone runs across a sweet deal on a van, LET ME KNOW. tia
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: nicname on January 13, 2015, 09:25:51 AM
Bummer MH. I liked your truck.
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 13, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
My truck lost a fight with a utility pole yesterday morning, so if anyone runs across a sweet deal on a van, LET ME KNOW. tia

I bet this guy could help you out.

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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: The Big Train on January 13, 2015, 08:06:15 PM
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Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 13, 2015, 08:40:13 PM
Wow
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: Tobias on January 13, 2015, 08:40:33 PM
saw ERII driving that the wrong way down Moro the other night
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: mocat on January 13, 2015, 10:10:56 PM
Vans that make her dance
Title: Re: VANS!
Post by: GregKSU1027 on January 14, 2015, 03:43:44 PM
Just a good ole boy. never meaning no harm. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F15%2F01%2F14%2Fbed7a845f8c005ff3de0564337f6b10f.jpg&hash=3aa2671b9612a22b4f1d48c2b739c63ee0f51ce2)