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Title: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: Pete on April 15, 2010, 07:00:53 PM

I know this guy who is in a feud with some stupid dumbasses, he's live in Canada so you don't know him.

Anyway he wants to put some poison in some dumbasses food/drink. 


Does anyone on the board have any experience with poison?  TIA.

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on April 15, 2010, 07:05:04 PM

You've come to the right place.

I've actually got a lot of exper....HEY!  WAIT A MINUTE!

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: The1BigWillie on April 15, 2010, 07:05:11 PM

Are we talking lethal and untraceable or non-lethal just to eff this guy up a little and go on about your... I mean the guy's day?

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: sys on April 15, 2010, 07:05:45 PM

i know that poison's really good for killing lots of dogs.  if they have dogs in canada, he could try to poison their dogs.

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: Joker on April 15, 2010, 07:34:58 PM

Maybe they were dope heads and OD'd on some powerful narcotics?   :confused:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: steve dave on April 15, 2010, 08:31:18 PM

This guy prolly isn't Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to waste his good drugs on OD'ing someone.  I'm sure Pete's friend wants a non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) poisoning idea.

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: Pete on April 15, 2010, 08:34:07 PM

Quote from: steve dave on April 15, 2010, 08:31:18 PM

This guy prolly isn't Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to waste his good drugs on OD'ing someone.  I'm sure Pete's friend wants a non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) poisoning idea.

THIS.

Non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ideas ONLY.

Also, if you could flavor it like a fine salsa or imported cheese that would be great.   :fatty:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: steve dave on April 15, 2010, 08:39:49 PM

!!!!!

http://www.chacha.com/question/is-cheese-poisonous-to-cats

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: TBL on April 15, 2010, 08:42:13 PM

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: Pexikan on April 15, 2010, 09:46:00 PM

I don't have any ideas, I just want to be mentioned in the future prosecutions' evidence against your canadian "friend."   :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: gokatgo on April 15, 2010, 09:51:46 PM

Prestone and Vodka?  :cheers:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: dmartin on April 16, 2010, 07:29:35 AM

lead poisoning, delivered via a high powered rifle from the top of a clock tower

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: DILLIGAF on April 16, 2010, 02:40:36 PM

Castor Beans, that's all I can say right now.    :cool:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: CHONGS on April 16, 2010, 02:47:33 PM

laudanum

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: nicname on April 16, 2010, 03:00:36 PM

If you are going non lethal.....

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpics.drugstore.com%2Fprodimg%2F140630%2F200.jpg&hash=0dd57fd84d864bf29ed8391419a3d557c851a5f8)

It is found in all drugstores and is like 3 bucks a bottle.  Dump it in their food or drink and watch hilarity ensue. By hilarity I mean violent nausea and vomiting.   :cheers:

If you are going lethal, :cheese:

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2010, 11:12:48 PM

Does the eyd drops thing work?

Title: Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
Post by: slimz on April 17, 2010, 12:27:52 AM

Drop a thread down from the ceiling and drip poison along it.