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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: chum1 on December 21, 2014, 02:58:06 PM
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My mother-in-law was going to be staying at our house along with her two worthless POS Maltese dogs for TWO WEEKS. As of last night, her plans changed and she will either be here for three days or, God willing, NOT AT ALL.
:Woohoo:
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Is she planning on watching KSU cats football with you (see, this IS a football thread after all!)
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Every bit of this is Obama's fault.
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Taking a night out of my trip back to visit Manhattan. Lot of new bars there.
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Watched some westerns and Professional tackle football on an enormous SD television.
Lots of infant sleeping on me while I am in a recliner.
Tended to the fire all day. Ventured out to buy a DVD version of the original animated Grinch narrated by Boris Karoff because my in laws bought a blue-Ray.
Bought crap on my phone to get delivered to my house when I get back.
Going to have a bottle of vino for dinner tonight.
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On a plane to Oakland
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Mother-in-law is currently scheming to try to salvage eight or nine days out of the original two week visit. eff THIS.
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Tell her about some impending race riots in Cincinnati and maybe she will rethink it.
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Send her a link to this thread.
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celebrated my grandmas 80th birthday in style yesterday on the plaza. all 3 of my sisters will be in town for the first time since last Christmas, should be fun times
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I will drink and avoid children
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I found Jesus.
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was that hidden under a pew :sdeek:
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was that hidden under a pew :sdeek:
Linens drawer.
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I found Jesus.
I think that means you have to buy the cake next year...
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To answer the OP, drunk.
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Well yesterday I went with MS. Wacky to a 3 year olds Princess party. So i'm off to a good start so far.
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Three days, no dogs. Yeah, I'll go ahead and call it a Christmas miracle.
:Woot:
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Driving, in-laws, eating, pumping iron, opening presents. Not really in that order.
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congrats chum
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Three days, no dogs. Yeah, I'll go ahead and call it a Christmas miracle.
:Woot:
You can drink you way through three days. Good luck.
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what 8man said.
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I found Jesus.
I'll now be spending the holidays with that little guy haunting my nightmares, thanks KK
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Visiting my mother-in-law in Columbus. Pretty sure she's a hoarder, there's nowhere to sit and it's really awkward.
Thank god(s) we are staying in a hotel.
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Home, already did Dad xmas. xmas eve is mom xmas and day is inlaw xmas.
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Apps and gifts. Mid day. Xmas.
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I'm going to show Ms. Katdaddy why Ms. Claus loves the hell out of Santa. :fatty:
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i don't know what that means, katdaddy. (nevermind...)
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But really what does it mean
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But really what does it mean
Merry Christmas, mother humpers, Merry Christmas!!! :adored:
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I found Jesus.
I'll now be spending the holidays with that little guy haunting my nightmares, thanks KK
just dont imagine it being chuckie and you should be fine
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But really what does it mean
Merry Christmas, mother humpers, Merry Christmas!!! :adored:
Merry Christmas!
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DRUNK
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HE TALKS LIKE THAT!
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Mother-in-law had to cancel visit entirely, after all. That's too bad. Maybe next year.
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My grandpa has been watching fox news for the last 4 hrs
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Just me, the wife, and number 2 son enjoying a quiet Christmas eve reflecting on our many blessings. Number 1 soon to stop by laterfor a drink.
Tom
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Enormous fireplace, Tom! Merry Christmas
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Guys I'm hammered. Spending it at the gfs. We had mimosas and martinis and like 6 pale ales and a few glasses of wine.
I'm not nearly as hammered as my gfs sisters bf who bought a ring today and is super drunk and nervous
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Guys I'm hammered. Spending it at the gfs. We had mimosas and martinis and like 6 pale ales and a few glasses of wine.
I'm not nearly as hammered as my gfs sisters bf who bought a ring today and is super drunk and nervous
nice use of punctuation in the second paragraph.
Gonna win 'em all!