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Title: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: Bpequalsdk on December 14, 2014, 12:01:35 PM
Guys.

I'm worried about your coach. I'm worried he's going to be fired which will cause several things. One, he will truly have to mow his own lawn. Two, he won't be able to afford millions of pizzas for student fans. Three, he will have to start sleeping in his sweats again cause he will try to cut down on the heating bill.

He's fooled us many times. He seemed a career assistant but then got a job at reeling siu. He turned them into an honest to goodness regional power which lasted well beyond his tenure.

Then he got a big ten job and immediately sucked. The ish and other weber-phobic boards still laugh at his embarrassing mock funeral. If it hadn't been for rich mcbride raining unexpected threes down on an unsuspecting Memphis team the non-con might've led to mutiny.

Guys. The strangest thing then happened. A stocky point guard deemed to pretty to play hoops by a Maryland eastern shore (does Maryland have a pacific shore too???) guard became all-world and illinois won its first outright bt title in exactly one billion years.

Then, out of nowhere, oscar had his heart broken by Derrick rose and his orange nikes, Eric Gordon's Sampson fettish, and bill selves recruiting wonder toupee.

It was a dark time for oscar but guys. Guess what. In 2009 he had a team full of Chester fraziers and he got a five seed and even though he got punked (his word I think he learned from his players) by western ky he had a bunch of all world recruits coming in.

Guys, it wasn't meant to be. All those guards were actually wings and all those big men were just Meyers Leonard and weber sucked at coaching for three straight years.

Weber seemed destined to coach at CoC in obscurity but he shocked us all again by somehow getting the kstate job. He immediately sucked and you guys, no offense, looked like crud vs the zags. Guys. How on earth did he get you to start playing and win a fake championship? 

You all know what happened last year. You lost to no co but beat ku. Your money players were frosh. The future seemed bright.

Guys, I'm worried coach weber is out of miracle surprises and then the above might happen. Please help him, guys. He needs you.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: kso_FAN on December 14, 2014, 12:08:18 PM
Interesting if true.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: catzacker on December 14, 2014, 12:18:39 PM
You know what I am worried about? I still have no idea what to ge my dad for christmas.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: bones129 on December 14, 2014, 12:19:04 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: Bpequalsdk on December 14, 2014, 12:25:31 PM
 :katpak:
You know what I am worried about? I still have no idea what to ge my dad for christmas.

Consider the oscar weber instructional video explaining the five man motion offense. Then maybe your dad can in turn explain it to the team.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: 8manpick on December 14, 2014, 01:01:04 PM
Martavious did not read that rambling diatribe
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: 0.42 on December 14, 2014, 02:57:01 PM
back in my day message boarding meant something
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: EMAWzified on December 14, 2014, 03:06:54 PM
Thanks, 8squeak, all this was news to me and I'm sure many other longtime gE posters.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: Panjandrum on December 14, 2014, 03:33:27 PM
back in my day message boarding meant something

Nobody cares about putting in the work anymore.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: Bpequalsdk on December 14, 2014, 03:41:18 PM
Hey guys. I'm sorry about posting on your board. You guys have a nice board and I created a poop pile with my sh*t posts.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: star seed 7 on December 14, 2014, 03:43:03 PM
back in my day message boarding meant something

We need to fire our recruiting coordinator
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: renocat on December 14, 2014, 04:19:22 PM
A good snort of hooch and a steak will stop the worry.   War will be okay in the end, but not as great as we thought.  Next year though, Mr. Brown will help solve our PG miscues.  It appears Coach needs good pg play to make his offense work.  Angel in KSU 1, Sprads KSU 2, year 3?
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: bones129 on December 14, 2014, 04:47:42 PM
A good snort of hooch and a steak will stop the worry.   War will be okay in the end, but not as great as we thought.  Next year though, Mr. Brown will help solve our PG miscues.  It appears Coach needs good pg play to make his offense work.  Angel in KSU 1, Sprads KSU 2, year 3?

"A good snort of hooch and a steak" made me think of Huggs...
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: CNS on December 14, 2014, 05:03:54 PM
back in my day message boarding meant something

Nobody cares about putting in the work anymore.
"Message Boarders haven't changed, we've changed!"
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 14, 2014, 05:05:55 PM
A good snort of hooch and a steak will stop the worry.   War will be okay in the end, but not as great as we thought.  Next year though, Mr. Brown will help solve our PG miscues.  It appears Coach needs good pg play to make his offense work.  Angel in KSU 1, Sprads KSU 2, year 3?

"A good snort of hooch and a steak" made me think of Huggs...

Huggs wouldn't eat when drinking
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: kso_FAN on December 14, 2014, 06:14:55 PM
I won't quit posting stats and stuff no matter how hard it gets.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: wazucat on December 14, 2014, 06:23:11 PM
I won't quit posting stats and stuff no matter how hard it gets.

 :) Shows the proper zeal.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: IPA4Me on December 14, 2014, 06:57:31 PM
I won't quit posting stats and stuff no matter how hard it gets.
Thanks! I appreciate the effort.

Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: BWebbs0 on December 14, 2014, 10:29:21 PM
Was this vetted with the search committee before hiring oscar or did you just hear this from a high-up booster? Interesting none-the-less.

Keep us apprised of details as they become available. We're counting on you OP.
Title: Re: Guys. I'm worried about oscar weber.
Post by: Benja on December 14, 2014, 11:14:53 PM
I won't quit posting stats and stuff no matter how hard it gets.

 :)