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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Asteriskhead on November 26, 2014, 02:31:35 PM

Title: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 26, 2014, 02:31:35 PM
So, you think you can eat? Why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is, tough guy, and see if you can claim the inaugural gE Thanksgiving Day Bloat Belt.

The rules are simple:
1. Post a picture of the scale reading for your weigh in before eating tomorrow
2. eat
3. Post a picture of the scale reading after eating by 9 PM CST.


The winner will be the poster who can pak on the most weight tomorrow by 9 PM CST.
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 26, 2014, 02:33:40 PM
Is this done by percentage of weight or strictly number of pounds?
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: puniraptor on November 26, 2014, 02:37:11 PM
immediately before first bite? or immediately after waking up and peeing on thanksgiving?
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 26, 2014, 02:38:53 PM
I've been fasting since monday, good luck everyone.

Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: meow meow on November 26, 2014, 02:39:25 PM
how are you gonna make sure no one cheats and is holding anything of extra weight during weigh in?
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 26, 2014, 02:39:39 PM
(also going to PI posters based on scale eliteness)
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 26, 2014, 02:42:15 PM
Is this done by percentage of weight or strictly number of pounds?

K.I.S.S. We're going with lbs here, and I still may mocat up the math after a long thanksgiving binge and bloat sesh.

immediately before first bite? or immediately after waking up and peeing on thanksgiving?
#Trim316

how are you gonna make sure no one cheats and is holding anything of extra weight during weigh in?

That wouldn't be an ethical thing for said person to do in this little hypothetical situation that you have proposed.
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 26, 2014, 02:46:54 PM
(also going to PI posters based on scale eliteness)

I really hope that there doesn't have to be any gross toenail PI.
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: puniraptor on November 26, 2014, 02:48:13 PM
(also going to PI posters based on scale eliteness)

I really hope that there doesn't have to be any gross toenail PI.

my scale has a glass top so you may see a reflection of my undercarriage which i hope you guys dont PI
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 26, 2014, 02:49:59 PM
(also going to PI posters based on scale eliteness)

I really hope that there doesn't have to be any gross toenail PI.

my scale has a glass top so you may see a reflection of my undercarriage which i hope you guys dont PI

Would be focused on the elite glass scale and not your undercarriage. Or maybe I'd be hypnotized by the LED backlit numbers.
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: puniraptor on November 26, 2014, 02:52:45 PM
is the after the weight before you go to bed?
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 26, 2014, 02:55:27 PM
is the after the weight before you go to bed?

do you have a bedtime?
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: puniraptor on November 26, 2014, 02:59:08 PM
is the after the weight before you go to bed?

do you have a bedtime?

its pretty much the time when i either can't or won't stay awake any longer
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 26, 2014, 03:01:26 PM
is the after the weight before you go to bed?

do you have a bedtime?

its pretty much the time when i either can't or won't stay awake any longer

well, you should do your post-eating weigh in at some point before that time. also, before 9 pm central.
Title: Re: 2014 gE Thanksgiving Bloat Contest
Post by: Winters on November 26, 2014, 06:03:30 PM
So, you think you can eat? Why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is, tough guy, and see if you can claim the inaugural gE Thanksgiving Day Bloat Belt.

The rules are simple:
1. Post a picture of the scale reading for your weigh in before eating tomorrow
2. eat
3. Post a picture of the scale reading after eating by 9 PM CST.


The winner will be the poster who can pak on the most weight tomorrow by 9 PM CST.
Nice try