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Title: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 11:07:19 AM
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ksupamplemousse on November 25, 2014, 11:10:58 AM
My wife is 30 years old, she is a woman to the best of my knowledge, and her favorite entertainment is Hello Dolly/Reba/Harry Potter. Let's say less than $500.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 11:15:18 AM
My wife is 30 years old, she is a woman to the best of my knowledge, and her favorite entertainment is Hello Dolly/Reba/Harry Potter. Let's say less than $500.
Polo Ralph Lauren Cashmere Shawl-Collar Cardigan
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 11:28:26 AM
Seems legit.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 25, 2014, 11:30:04 AM
62 year old, female, who likes the Left Behind series.

About $50.
Title: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 11:30:55 AM
40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Yard Dog on November 25, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
The person in question is 27, is a male, Dark Knight / Die Antwoord / Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan

Looking to spend around $50

TIA
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ksupamplemousse on November 25, 2014, 11:32:01 AM
My wife is 30 years old, she is a woman to the best of my knowledge, and her favorite entertainment is Hello Dolly/Reba/Harry Potter. Let's say less than $500.
Polo Ralph Lauren Cashmere Shawl-Collar Cardigan

Casual elegance, how lovely. Thanks Chingon!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 11:34:50 AM
1) 20 months
2) Male
3) Jake and The Neverland Pirates (TV Show), Little Blue Truck (Book), The Itsy Bitsy Spider (song)
$100 unless it was something I was going to need to buy anyway then no max value
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 11:35:54 AM
1) 33
2) Female
3) The Amazing Race (TV Show), books about babies and toddlers and kids (book)
$500
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2014, 11:38:34 AM
1) 33
2) female
3) Say yes to the dress

$200
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: tdaver on November 25, 2014, 11:39:27 AM
35
Female
The Princess Bride

$200
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: mocat on November 25, 2014, 11:41:56 AM
55
Male
The Civil War by Ken Burns
~$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Spracne on November 25, 2014, 11:43:07 AM
Looks like demand is outpacing supply.  Have you considered raising your prices?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 11:44:08 AM
62 year old, female, who likes the Left Behind series.

About $50.
Japanese Black Pine Bonsai Growing Kit
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 11:47:24 AM
1) ~45
2) Male
3) Vanderplump Rules (tv show), probably some book about the KC Plaza area (book), probably some song about the KC Plaza area (song)
$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 11:49:02 AM
1) ~32
2) Male
3) tacos (food), some physics books (book) or statistics books (book), like probably mariachi music (music)
$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 11:49:21 AM
40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
PREMIER EDITION NICHOLAS SPARKS BEAD BRACELET IN STERLING SILVER & 14K ROSE GOLD
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: kslim on November 25, 2014, 11:50:51 AM
1 male
2 30ish
3 West Virginia University, Pittsburgh Penguins, Atlanta Barves, Miami Dolphins, Charlotte Hornets & Arsenal
    United States of America
    Beer
    Golf
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 11:51:49 AM
The person in question is 27, is a male, Dark Knight / Die Antwoord / Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan

Looking to spend around $50

TIA
Das Horn Drinking Vessel
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 11:53:03 AM
1) ~30
2) Male
3) chipotle (food) or bobby t's (food), some book about like 1950s Ireland or how some politician did something in the 60s that nobody knows or cares about (book), hard dubstep (music)
$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 11:53:15 AM
1) 20 months
2) Male
3) Jake and The Neverland Pirates (TV Show), Little Blue Truck (Book), The Itsy Bitsy Spider (song)
$100 unless it was something I was going to need to buy anyway then no max value
LEGO Batman Torch and Night Lite
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 25, 2014, 11:53:53 AM
1- 25
2- Male
3- Legally Blonde (movie), Chicago PD (tv show), Law School Confidential: A Complete Guide to the Law School Experience: By Students, for Students (Paperback) (book)

About $4
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 11:54:02 AM

40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
PREMIER EDITION NICHOLAS SPARKS BEAD BRACELET IN STERLING SILVER & 14K ROSE GOLD
She hates jewelry unless it's diamonds. Even then, she is very modest and doesn't wear it very often.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 11:54:57 AM

1- 25
2- Male
3- Legally Blonde (movie), Chicago PD (tv show), Law School Confidential: A Complete Guide to the Law School Experience: By Students, for Students (Paperback) (book)

About $4
A ticket to a matinee of Legally Blonde?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 8manpick on November 25, 2014, 11:55:03 AM
26/F/Caddyshack or Elf; Justin Timberlake; 50 Shades or other crappy romance novels/$250
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 25, 2014, 11:55:51 AM

40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
PREMIER EDITION NICHOLAS SPARKS BEAD BRACELET IN STERLING SILVER & 14K ROSE GOLD
She hates jewelry unless it's diamonds. Even then, she is very modest and doesn't wear it very often.


Gonna win 'em all!

Maybe she just never gets an occasion to wear nice jewelry...
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 8manpick on November 25, 2014, 11:56:02 AM
29/Male/The Birth
$15
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 11:58:05 AM


40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
PREMIER EDITION NICHOLAS SPARKS BEAD BRACELET IN STERLING SILVER & 14K ROSE GOLD
She hates jewelry unless it's diamonds. Even then, she is very modest and doesn't wear it very often.


Gonna win 'em all!

Maybe she just never gets an occasion to wear nice jewelry...
I TREAT HER LIKE A rough ridin' PRINCESS!!!!


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 25, 2014, 12:02:54 PM


40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
PREMIER EDITION NICHOLAS SPARKS BEAD BRACELET IN STERLING SILVER & 14K ROSE GOLD
She hates jewelry unless it's diamonds. Even then, she is very modest and doesn't wear it very often.


Gonna win 'em all!

Maybe she just never gets an occasion to wear nice jewelry...
I TREAT HER LIKE A rough ridin' PRINCESS!!!!


Gonna win 'em all!

Rapunzel?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: kslim on November 25, 2014, 12:03:39 PM
have we established if this is a judge free zone? seems awfully judgy in here
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: meow meow on November 25, 2014, 12:10:05 PM
28
F
Hunger Games/How to get away with Murder/Divergent
under $100 and if fits in a stocking an added bonus, but not required
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 12:10:14 PM
1) 33
2) Female
3) The Amazing Race (TV Show), books about babies and toddlers and kids (book)
$500
Infinity Rings Pendant in 14k Tri-Color Gold
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 12:12:10 PM
35
Female
The Princess Bride

$200
couple's love throw
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Yard Dog on November 25, 2014, 12:15:31 PM
The person in question is 27, is a male, Dark Knight / Die Antwoord / Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan

Looking to spend around $50

TIA
Das Horn Drinking Vessel

Thanks! That's a good one.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 12:16:18 PM
55
Male
The Civil War by Ken Burns
~$50
Gettysburg / Gods and Generals (Limited Collector's Edition) [Blu-ray]
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Yard Dog on November 25, 2014, 12:17:28 PM
24, Female, anything starring Carey Grant / Salsa music / the science of success

around $100

TIA
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ChiComCat on November 25, 2014, 12:22:13 PM
27, Female, Fiddler on the Roof/Ingrid Michelson or Lumineers/Hunger games
$200
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: _33 on November 25, 2014, 12:24:23 PM
31
Female
Dirty Dancing/James Taylor/Face Books (lol)
$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2014, 12:29:44 PM
1) 33
2) female
3) Say yes to the dress

$200
Hey Chings!

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Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Tobias on November 25, 2014, 12:37:19 PM
steve dave :lol:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ksupamplemousse on November 25, 2014, 12:40:47 PM
26/F/Caddyshack or Elf; Justin Timberlake; 50 Shades or other crappy romance novels/$250

Bobby Knight fathead
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 8manpick on November 25, 2014, 12:50:18 PM
26/F/Caddyshack or Elf; Justin Timberlake; 50 Shades or other crappy romance novels/$250

Bobby Knight fathead
Wow! Still interested in chings thoughts, but this is a great idea with zeal
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ksupamplemousse on November 25, 2014, 01:19:36 PM
26/F/Caddyshack or Elf; Justin Timberlake; 50 Shades or other crappy romance novels/$250

Bobby Knight fathead
Wow! Still interested in chings thoughts, but this is a great idea with zeal

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 01:21:42 PM
1) ~45
2) Male
3) Vanderplump Rules (tv show), probably some book about the KC Plaza area (book), probably some song about the KC Plaza area (song)
$50
Two bottles of Jack Rudy's Small Batch Tonic
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 01:22:06 PM
I think he would enjoy that very much
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 01:23:40 PM
1) ~32
2) Male
3) tacos (food), some physics books (book) or statistics books (book), like probably mariachi music (music)
$50
Card Ninja Smartphone Wallet
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 01:25:42 PM
1 male
2 30ish
3 West Virginia University, Pittsburgh Penguins, Atlanta Barves, Miami Dolphins, Charlotte Hornets & Arsenal
    United States of America
    Beer
    Golf

NO PRICE RANGE

REJECTED BY THE SYSTEM
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 01:26:40 PM
~40
Male
the bachelor or bachelorette (tv show), study guides to almost every state bar exam (book) or anything with some current or former ksu coach on the cover (book), viaka (booze), alaska air (mileage program)
$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 01:29:47 PM
1) ~30
2) Male
3) chipotle (food) or bobby t's (food), some book about like 1950s Ireland or how some politician did something in the 60s that nobody knows or cares about (book), hard dubstep (music)
$50
personalized hometown puzzle
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2014, 01:30:47 PM
This thread should be renamed to the Chingon/Steve Dave holiday puppet show.  :lol:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 01:33:00 PM
1- 25
2- Male
3- Legally Blonde (movie), Chicago PD (tv show), Law School Confidential: A Complete Guide to the Law School Experience: By Students, for Students (Paperback) (book)

About $4
Ghostbusters Logo Keychain
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: steve dave on November 25, 2014, 01:51:40 PM
1) ~30
2) Male
3) chipotle (food) or bobby t's (food), some book about like 1950s Ireland or how some politician did something in the 60s that nobody knows or cares about (book), hard dubstep (music)
$50
personalized hometown puzzle

I think he would enjoy that very much
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: kslim on November 25, 2014, 01:54:37 PM
1 male
2 30ish
3 West Virginia University, Pittsburgh Penguins, Atlanta Barves, Miami Dolphins, Charlotte Hornets & Arsenal
    United States of America
    Beer
    Golf

NO PRICE RANGE

REJECTED BY THE SYSTEM
around 100 also likes the pacific war memorabilia/books
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 01:57:52 PM


40. Female. Phantom. Probably anything by Nicholas Sparks right now. $50-$500 (she thinks it great when she gets something really affordable that she really loves)

Edit: she loved the first 4 books in the left behind series but then lost interest.

Gonna win 'em all!
PREMIER EDITION NICHOLAS SPARKS BEAD BRACELET IN STERLING SILVER & 14K ROSE GOLD
She hates jewelry unless it's diamonds. Even then, she is very modest and doesn't wear it very often.


Gonna win 'em all!

Maybe she just never gets an occasion to wear nice jewelry...
I TREAT HER LIKE A rough ridin' PRINCESS!!!!


Gonna win 'em all!

Rapunzel?
Not that kind of princess
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: pissclams on November 25, 2014, 02:00:11 PM
Age:  4
Gender:  M
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
likes: Spiderman or Batman Action Figures, Big Legos, Hard Paged Books about animals or dinosaurs.
cost:  $25


Age: 4
Gender: F
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
Likes:  Hard paged books, Baby dolls and Accessories, purses or dress up clothes
cost: $25
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 02:00:51 PM
26/F/Caddyshack or Elf; Justin Timberlake; 50 Shades or other crappy romance novels/$250
Vivosmart Activity Tracker by Garmin
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 02:06:03 PM
29/Male/The Birth
$15
Bacon Grill Press & Egg Pancake Ring Set
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on November 25, 2014, 02:08:33 PM
63/F/Mamma Mia!/$100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 02:12:55 PM
28
F
Hunger Games/How to get away with Murder/Divergent
under $100 and if fits in a stocking an added bonus, but not required
antique cast amour key necklace
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 02:18:01 PM
24, Female, anything starring Carey Grant / Salsa music / the science of success

around $100

TIA

Notorious Blu-Ray + Light Kicks LED Shoe Light System
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: meow meow on November 25, 2014, 02:39:36 PM
28
F
HIMYM/Homeland
under $100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2014, 02:48:54 PM
'Clams, you're a good man


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:18:42 PM
27, Female, Fiddler on the Roof/Ingrid Michelson or Lumineers/Hunger games
$200
La Plata Deluxe Box
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:20:07 PM
31
Female
Dirty Dancing/James Taylor/Face Books (lol)
$10
rose petal seductions game
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: _33 on November 25, 2014, 03:23:32 PM
31
Female
Dirty Dancing/James Taylor/Face Books (lol)
$10
rose petal seductions game

Sounds like a weird thing to get for my sister.  But I'll give it a shot!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:23:58 PM
~40
Male
the bachelor or bachelorette (tv show), study guides to almost every state bar exam (book) or anything with some current or former ksu coach on the cover (book), viaka (booze), alaska air (mileage program)
$50
Set of 4 Sparq Vodka Shooters
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:28:05 PM
1 male
2 30ish
3 West Virginia University, Pittsburgh Penguins, Atlanta Barves, Miami Dolphins, Charlotte Hornets & Arsenal
    United States of America
    Beer
    Golf

NO PRICE RANGE

REJECTED BY THE SYSTEM
around 100 also likes the pacific war memorabilia/books
Zepp Golf Kit
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:39:07 PM
Age:  4
Gender:  M
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
likes: Spiderman or Batman Action Figures, Big Legos, Hard Paged Books about animals or dinosaurs.
cost:  $25


Age: 4
Gender: F
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
Likes:  Hard paged books, Baby dolls and Accessories, purses or dress up clothes
cost: $25

Personalized dinosaur plush

Embroidered Princess Kitten Pal Purse and Stuffed Animal
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:40:00 PM
63/F/Mamma Mia!/$100
Turbo charged neck messager
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 03:42:16 PM
28
F
HIMYM/Homeland
under $100
The North Face "Mezzaluna - Pink Ribbon" Fleece Hoodie
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: kslim on November 25, 2014, 03:51:55 PM
1 male
2 30ish
3 West Virginia University, Pittsburgh Penguins, Atlanta Barves, Miami Dolphins, Charlotte Hornets & Arsenal
    United States of America
    Beer
    Golf

NO PRICE RANGE

REJECTED BY THE SYSTEM
around 100 also likes the pacific war memorabilia/books
Zepp Golf Kit
awesome
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on November 25, 2014, 03:54:11 PM
30/F/any young adult fiction series, dystopian or magic theme/$75
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 04:04:59 PM
30/F/any young adult fiction series, dystopian or magic theme/$75
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Box Set - Complete Graphic Novel Set
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on November 25, 2014, 04:12:05 PM
30/F/any young adult fiction series, dystopian or magic theme/$75
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Box Set - Complete Graphic Novel Set

sfw?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on November 25, 2014, 04:16:59 PM
yes
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 26, 2014, 02:07:38 PM
15 year old, male, Call of Duty

~$30
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 26, 2014, 02:21:27 PM
Age: 31
G: Male
Likes: Springsteen, Elway, Ice Cream, sad songs about heartbreak. Hates Colorado
$25
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 26, 2014, 02:40:55 PM
Hey chingon,

1.) 24 year old
2.) female
3.) Taylor Swift

~$200.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 26, 2014, 02:42:28 PM
Age: 31
G: Male
Likes: Springsteen, Elway, Ice Cream, sad songs about heartbreak. Hates Colorado
$25
:lol:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Gooch on November 26, 2014, 05:20:39 PM
62 year old, female, who likes the Left Behind series.

About $50.
Japanese Black Pine Bonsai Growing Kit
Pffft that tree(?) has no chance at life.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on November 26, 2014, 05:45:49 PM
21
Male
Cats, man. Being the best in the world, wwe, miami heat
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on November 26, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
28
Male
Yankees, being haf, cooking, seahawks, arkansas
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on November 26, 2014, 05:50:48 PM
24
Male
Cats, man. Beer, real country not that pop crap, tmnt movie, GoT books, royals
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Winters on November 26, 2014, 06:21:32 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Tobias on November 26, 2014, 07:14:58 PM
51, male, huge soccer fan.

~$100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 26, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
30
Male
Chiefs, Taylor Swift, mid level QBs, pulling nose hairs
$0.50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on November 26, 2014, 09:15:07 PM
~30
~male
Futbol (spurs), ammie mann (sp?), callback posts, netflix syncing
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: sys on November 26, 2014, 09:27:51 PM
80
male
probably some book on french history.

$50, +/- $40.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on November 26, 2014, 09:35:28 PM
~40?
Male
Cat hoops, royals, animals but specifically snakes, wine, logic
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on November 26, 2014, 10:45:42 PM
28
Male
Yankees, being haf, cooking, seahawks, arkansas
~$10

Just kidding, I have this douches gift picked out but it's not available for purchase, I have to steal it and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Help Chings
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Tobias on November 26, 2014, 10:50:15 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: joda on November 28, 2014, 05:35:33 PM
23
F
Twilight (and pretty much any other "young adult" type books/movies), music- crappy pop & country
>$100, less than >$50 would be even better (already have the big gift, but she knows what it is, need an extra surprise one)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ben ji on November 28, 2014, 06:49:55 PM
28/F/Big Bang Theory

$100-$200
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ben ji on November 28, 2014, 06:50:42 PM
30/F/Hippie Music Festivals

$50-$100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: ben ji on November 28, 2014, 06:51:55 PM
58/M/Bee Pollen/Snake Venom/Living to 100

$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Big Train on November 29, 2014, 10:25:14 PM
good thing i wasnt an angel investor in this thing

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Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 01, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
23
F
Twilight (and pretty much any other "young adult" type books/movies), music- crappy pop & country
>$100, less than >$50 would be even better (already have the big gift, but she knows what it is, need an extra surprise one)

If she hasn't read them...
Divergent series
Hunger Games series
Wolves of Mercy Falls series
Razorland Trilogy
Ender's Game and subsequent books
Silo series (Wool, etc.)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 01, 2014, 03:19:22 PM
Hey chingon,

1.) 24 year old
2.) female
3.) Taylor Swift

~$200.

195 chicken tacos
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 01, 2014, 03:22:46 PM
30
Male
Chiefs, Taylor Swift, mid level QBs, pulling nose hairs
$0.50
:sdeek:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 01, 2014, 03:23:31 PM
30
Male
Chiefs, Taylor Swift, mid level QBs, pulling nose hairs
$0.50
:sdeek:
Also, a can of Dt. Mt. Dew.  :peek:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slobber on December 01, 2014, 03:51:59 PM

30
Male
Chiefs, Taylor Swift, mid level QBs, pulling nose hairs
$0.50
:sdeek:
Also, a can of Dt. Mt. Dew.  :peek:
$0.50 limit, tho


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 01, 2014, 08:06:00 PM
Hey chingon,

1.) 24 year old
2.) female
3.) Taylor Swift

~$200.

195 chicken tacos

That's like 3 months worth of meals!  :sdeek:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:13:57 AM
15 year old, male, Call of Duty

~$30
J. Fold Tetra Flat Card Carrier
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:24:53 AM
Age: 31
G: Male
Likes: Springsteen, Elway, Ice Cream, sad songs about heartbreak. Hates Colorado
$25
Personalized Pocket Knife - Wood Handle
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 02, 2014, 09:31:45 AM
28
Male
Yankees, being haf, cooking, seahawks, arkansas
~$10

Just kidding, I have this douches gift picked out but it's not available for purchase, I have to steal it and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Help Chings
I will help you with this.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:33:16 AM
Hey chingon,

1.) 24 year old
2.) female
3.) Taylor Swift

~$200.
Acqua di Parma "Rosa Nobile" Eau de Parfum
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:33:56 AM
21
Male
Cats, man. Being the best in the world, wwe, miami heat
~$10
KSU Bowl Game Shirt from Dillions
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:35:29 AM
28
Male
Yankees, being haf, cooking, seahawks, arkansas
~$10
Titanium Spork
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:38:28 AM
24
Male
Cats, man. Beer, real country not that pop crap, tmnt movie, GoT books, royals
~$10
Das Can-in-Stein
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:41:20 AM
51, male, huge soccer fan.

~$100
http://www.patentartwork.com/soccer/h69b822c#h69b822c
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 02, 2014, 09:41:51 AM
32
Male
Cats, man. San Jose Sharks. His awesome Labrador retriever. Vodka/ diet or Vodka/ Hawaiian punch. Rum and diet is okay, occasionally. Never whiskey and diet.
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:43:26 AM
30
Male
Chiefs, Taylor Swift, mid level QBs, pulling nose hairs
$0.50
Chiefs sticker from bubble gum machine in Dillions
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:49:01 AM
~30
~male
Futbol (spurs), ammie mann (sp?), callback posts, netflix syncing
~$10
BeerMo
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 02, 2014, 09:53:05 AM
21
Male
Cats over everything. Florida. Going to oblivion. Kane, before he became a corporate jobber.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:54:34 AM
80
male
probably some book on french history.

$50, +/- $40.
The Cheese and the Worms: The Cosmos of a Sixteenth-Century Miller
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 02, 2014, 09:57:05 AM
28
Male
Dislikes religion, things going up his nose, his ex and waking up for alarms before road trips. Likes Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Maher and pugs.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:59:03 AM
~40?
Male
Cat hoops, royals, animals but specifically snakes, wine, logic
~$10
Tzintzuntzan. Capital del reino purépecha (Fideicomiso Historia de las Americas)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:17:39 AM
23
F
Twilight (and pretty much any other "young adult" type books/movies), music- crappy pop & country
>$100, less than >$50 would be even better (already have the big gift, but she knows what it is, need an extra surprise one)
"Awesome Mix Tape" Personalized Bluetooth Speaker
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:28:38 AM
28/F/Big Bang Theory

$100-$200
Nexus 7
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 02, 2014, 10:29:03 AM
15 year old, male, Call of Duty

~$30
J. Fold Tetra Flat Card Carrier

OMG! He just lost his wallet, too. How did you know?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:44:54 AM
30/F/Hippie Music Festivals

$50-$100
FJÄLLRÄVEN® CLASSIC KANKEN BACKPACK
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: michigancat on December 02, 2014, 10:49:05 AM
34/F/HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES/$100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:50:50 AM
58/M/Bee Pollen/Snake Venom/Living to 100

$50
Food & Life by Joel Robuchon
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:51:56 AM
32
Male
Cats, man. San Jose Sharks. His awesome Labrador retriever. Vodka/ diet or Vodka/ Hawaiian punch. Rum and diet is okay, occasionally. Never whiskey and diet.
~$10
KSU Bandanna
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:53:08 AM
21
Male
Cats over everything. Florida. Going to oblivion. Kane, before he became a corporate jobber.
REJECTED NO PRICE RANGE
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:53:23 AM
28
Male
Dislikes religion, things going up his nose, his ex and waking up for alarms before road trips. Likes Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Maher and pugs.
REJECTED NO PRICE RANGE
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 10:57:15 AM
34/F/HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES/$100
Baby Elephant Ring Holder
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 02, 2014, 11:02:47 AM
21
Male
Cats over everything. Florida. Going to oblivion. Kane, before he became a corporate jobber.
REJECTED NO PRICE RANGE
~$10
28
Male
Dislikes religion, things going up his nose, his ex and waking up for alarms before road trips. Likes Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Maher and pugs.
REJECTED NO PRICE RANGE
~$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Rabid Cow on December 02, 2014, 01:43:55 PM
26
Male
Catz, Duke, Lacrosse, movie fanatic, polar bears.
$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Spracne on December 02, 2014, 01:48:02 PM
26
Male
Catz, Duke, Lacrosse, movie fanatic, polar bears.
$50
Lawrence Taylor fathead
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 02, 2014, 03:23:00 PM
Age: 31
G: Male
Likes: Springsteen, Elway, Ice Cream, sad songs about heartbreak. Hates Colorado
$25
Personalized Pocket Knife - Wood Handle

He'd love that thank you.

30
Male
Chiefs, Taylor Swift, mid level QBs, pulling nose hairs
$0.50
Chiefs sticker from bubble gum machine in Dillions

He'd enjoy this. Thank you.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: j rake on December 02, 2014, 05:43:31 PM
this is just the service i've been looking for.

1) 51 years old (father)
2) male
3) Sweet (this is a band)

willing to spend up to $300, or up to $750 if the gift could be a mom/dad combo gift (mom is 51, female, favorite band is queen).
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 02, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Dang J Rake spends a lot more on his parents than I do.  :frown:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: j rake on December 02, 2014, 07:51:34 PM
Dang J Rake spends a lot more on his parents than I do.  :frown:

not really. my sister usually does the gift-buying for the both of us and i never pay her back.

if i don't get great advice, they're both getting $30 squatty potties.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Demo158 on December 02, 2014, 08:27:29 PM
51 years old
Female
Somewhere In Time/The Carpenters/Anything by Mary Higgins Clark

$50-$100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:00:11 PM
this is just the service i've been looking for.

1) 51 years old (father)
2) male
3) Sweet (this is a band)

willing to spend up to $300, or up to $750 if the gift could be a mom/dad combo gift (mom is 51, female, favorite band is queen).
Nu-Flame Wall Mounted Fireplace
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2014, 09:04:16 PM
51 years old
Female
Somewhere In Time/The Carpenters/Anything by Mary Higgins Clark

$50-$100
Primula Glass Tea Pot with Glass Infuser + Jasmine Tea Pearls
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Demo158 on December 02, 2014, 09:27:16 PM
Solid idea, thank you.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: sys on December 02, 2014, 11:49:13 PM
~40?
Male
Cat hoops, royals, animals but specifically snakes, wine, logic
~$10
Tzintzuntzan. Capital del reino purépecha (Fideicomiso Historia de las Americas)

 :sdeek:  my wife just went there. 
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Big Train on December 02, 2014, 11:54:33 PM
sys. the mods keep track of everything that goes on here, which means they have your IP address, which they can use to track anyone in your family.  think about that for a minute.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: sys on December 02, 2014, 11:59:21 PM
 :Ughhh:

it's a mustache, not a mouth.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: star seed 7 on December 03, 2014, 07:05:49 AM
Look at the eyebrows dude, it's a mouth
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: pissclams on December 03, 2014, 08:22:34 AM
Age:  4
Gender:  M
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
likes: Spiderman or Batman Action Figures, Big Legos, Hard Paged Books about animals or dinosaurs.
cost:  $25


Age: 4
Gender: F
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
Likes:  Hard paged books, Baby dolls and Accessories, purses or dress up clothes
cost: $25

Personalized dinosaur plush

Embroidered Princess Kitten Pal Purse and Stuffed Animal

do i have to order these online or are they sold in stores or at the mall?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: j rake on December 03, 2014, 06:44:42 PM
this is just the service i've been looking for.

1) 51 years old (father)
2) male
3) Sweet (this is a band)

willing to spend up to $300, or up to $750 if the gift could be a mom/dad combo gift (mom is 51, female, favorite band is queen).
Nu-Flame Wall Mounted Fireplace

this is actually a good idea. i think i might do this.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: pissclams on December 03, 2014, 07:52:00 PM
I bought the recommendos he gave me too
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 03, 2014, 08:05:58 PM
1. 10 years old
2. Male
3. All dogs go to heaven, 101 dalmations, sniffing dogs butts for dummies

$10
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Big Train on December 03, 2014, 08:09:50 PM
not a request but adobe has some pretty good specials right now on their products, ends at midnight i think
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 03, 2014, 08:20:15 PM
1. 10 years old
2. Male
3. All dogs go to heaven, 101 dalmations, sniffing dogs butts for dummies

$10
OMG! Was that good or what chings? :lol:

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Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: sys on December 03, 2014, 08:23:53 PM
Look at the eyebrows dude, it's a mouth

well, then change the eyebrows, because it's a mustache.


at least 50:50 i buy my recommendos too.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mr Bread on December 03, 2014, 08:28:57 PM
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 03, 2014, 08:35:53 PM
1. 10 years old
2. Male
3. All dogs go to heaven, 101 dalmations, sniffing dogs butts for dummies

$10
OMG! Was that good or what chings? :lol:
OMG! Get in here Chings! :lol:

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Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Big Train on December 03, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
Look at the eyebrows dude, it's a mouth

well, then change the eyebrows, because it's a mustache.


at least 50:50 i buy my recommendos too.

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Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: sys on December 04, 2014, 03:12:26 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1346.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp684%2FThe_Big_Train%2FUghhh_zpsccbbc114.jpg&hash=3680f0972588517e22a1a32824b0df3a49b07a3a)

 :)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: pissclams on December 08, 2014, 12:00:02 PM
Age:  4
Gender:  M
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
likes: Spiderman or Batman Action Figures, Big Legos, Hard Paged Books about animals or dinosaurs.
cost:  $25


Age: 4
Gender: F
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
Likes:  Hard paged books, Baby dolls and Accessories, purses or dress up clothes
cost: $25

Personalized dinosaur plush

Embroidered Princess Kitten Pal Purse and Stuffed Animal

do i have to order these online or are they sold in stores or at the mall?

have this little unit showing up on wednesday, thank you for your consideration



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Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Spracne on December 16, 2014, 05:51:37 PM
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do. 
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 16, 2014, 05:54:12 PM
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
Man, if this was circa bbs'ing 5 years ago, a dick in the box .gif would be a perfect fit here. Followed by a few hur hur's.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 16, 2014, 06:57:09 PM
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
Man, if this was circa bbs'ing 5 years ago, a dick in the box .gif would be a perfect it here. Followed by a few hur hur's.

 :D
Title: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Kat Kid on December 16, 2014, 08:20:43 PM
Age: 61
Sex: F
Likes: Travel, Golf, Bridge, Talbots, Interior Decorating, Detroit circa 1965, Michael Buble
$100

Age: 30
Sex: F
Likes: Sourpatch kids, running, US Weekly, Vegetarian, The Red Tent, Parker Palmer
$150 also see: travel thread post for anniversary gift ideas (29 of December)

Age: 2.5
Sex: M
Likes: Thomas the Train, trains, Bob the Builder, Construction sites, Dinosaurs, Batman, Spider-Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
$50

Age: 6 months
Sex: M
Likes: eating, sleeping, crawling, smiling, putting things in his mouth
$50
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mr Bread on December 17, 2014, 09:18:38 AM
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show, celebrity gossip mags
$100

hey man
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2014, 09:34:50 AM
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show, celebrity gossip mags
$100

hey man
He doesn't like you, Bread. Move along... I got your back Chings!!!!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.chzbgr.com%2FmaxW500%2F3416237824%2Fh17E4B31B.jpg&hash=7982af78c6dbc292943821429a8697e8e445b830)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 17, 2014, 09:44:23 AM
Age: 61
Sex: F
Likes: Travel, Golf, Bridge, Talbots, Interior Decorating, Detroit circa 1965, Michael Buble
$100
100 Interiors Around the World - Taschen
Quote
Age: 30
Sex: F
Likes: Sourpatch kids, running, US Weekly, Vegetarian, The Red Tent, Parker Palmer
$150 also see: travel thread post for anniversary gift ideas (29 of December)
Garmin vivofit Activity Tracker
Quote
Age: 2.5
Sex: M
Likes: Thomas the Train, trains, Bob the Builder, Construction sites, Dinosaurs, Batman, Spider-Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
$50
Chomp & Clack Alligator Push Toy
Quote
Age: 6 months
Sex: M
Likes: eating, sleeping, crawling, smiling, putting things in his mouth
$50
Baby Gund 'Brahms' Musical Lamb
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 17, 2014, 09:48:44 AM
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Beewi 2.0 Speaker System
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: mhkpasa on December 17, 2014, 10:14:33 AM
1. 28 years old
2. Female (kin)
3. The Avett Brothers
active outdoorsy
 $50
TIA
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mr Bread on December 17, 2014, 10:30:55 AM
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Beewi 2.0 Speaker System

am i being punished here?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 17, 2014, 11:09:33 AM
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

1) 33
2) Female
3) Hart of Dixie, Scandal, Love Actually
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mr Bread on December 17, 2014, 11:11:35 AM
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

1) 33
2) Female
3) Hart of Dixie, Scandal, Love Actually

beewi 2.0 speaker system
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 17, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
1. 28 years old
2. Female (kin)
3. The Avett Brothers
active outdoorsy
 $50
TIA
Victorinox Swiss Army Knife
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 17, 2014, 11:39:56 AM
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Beewi 2.0 Speaker System

am i being punished here?
NO REFUNDS
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 17, 2014, 12:06:42 PM
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

1) 33
2) Female
3) Hart of Dixie, Scandal, Love Actually

beewi 2.0 speaker system

crap I got her something like that last year.  :(
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: slucat on December 17, 2014, 12:42:13 PM

Quote
Age: 2.5
Sex: M
Likes: Thomas the Train, trains, Bob the Builder, Construction sites, Dinosaurs, Batman, Spider-Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
$50
Chomp & Clack Alligator Push Toy
Quote

No on the push toy...that is for like a 9 mo old...but KK probably already knew that.  We got our kid a leap pad at that age for Christmas.  Excellent investment and an opportunity for aunts, uncles and grandparents to get the accessories. Still plays with it regularly 3 years later.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Kat Kid on December 17, 2014, 02:19:16 PM


Quote
Age: 2.5
Sex: M
Likes: Thomas the Train, trains, Bob the Builder, Construction sites, Dinosaurs, Batman, Spider-Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
$50
Chomp & Clack Alligator Push Toy
Quote

No on the push toy...that is for like a 9 mo old...but KK probably already knew that.  We got our kid a leap pad at that age for Christmas.  Excellent investment and an opportunity for aunts, uncles and grandparents to get the accessories. Still plays with it regularly 3 years later.

We already have 2 iPads.  No way we are getting additional devices and sure as hell not one just for him.  He's fine I was just curious.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Spracne on December 18, 2014, 09:27:35 PM
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
I just guiltbought some overpriced crap from Tiffany. I hate myself.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: pissclams on December 19, 2014, 06:01:42 AM

My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
I just guiltbought some overpriced crap from Tiffany. I hate myself.
there is nothing overpriced at Tiffany
the box bag and bow are worth their weight in gold
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 19, 2014, 08:11:35 AM
brothers, ages 30 -40, preferably liquor. like Whiskey the best. Thoughts?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 19, 2014, 09:10:28 AM
brothers, ages 30 -40, preferably liquor. like Whiskey the best. Thoughts?
This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 19, 2014, 10:38:37 AM
35
male
My Side of the Mountain
up to $40
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 19, 2014, 12:22:05 PM
35
male
My Side of the Mountain
up to $40
Round Whiskey Stones 6 Piece Set w/ FREE Tumblers
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 19, 2014, 12:33:20 PM
I hope that Chingon will respond to this request even though it is very vague, because it is for a gift exchange.

Age: 20 - 69 years old
Gender: Male or Female (no transgendered people)
Interests: Living in the worst town in Kansas
Price: $25
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 19, 2014, 01:14:33 PM
35
male
My Side of the Mountain
up to $40
Round Whiskey Stones 6 Piece Set w/ FREE Tumblers

:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: CHONGS on December 19, 2014, 03:51:18 PM
I hope that Chingon will respond to this request even though it is very vague, because it is for a gift exchange.

Age: 20 - 69 years old
Gender: Male or Female (no transgendered people)
Interests: Living in the worst town in Kansas
Price: $25
Space Pen
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 10, 2015, 02:23:57 PM
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 10, 2015, 02:29:16 PM
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

OK, I'm just going to assume that I can since I need to decide ASAP...

Male,
late 30's,
Buys himself anything he wants/needs therefore not giving anyone a chance to think of birthday gifts for him,
Price: Not very much because it probably won't be anything he needs/wants (see above)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2015, 02:42:05 PM
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

OK, I'm just going to assume that I can since I need to decide ASAP...

Male,
late 30's,
Buys himself anything he wants/needs therefore not giving anyone a chance to think of birthday gifts for him,
Price: Not very much because it probably won't be anything he needs/wants (see above)

some kind of exotic meat to smoke that he hasnt eaten before. like saiga antelope, gila monster, or bunyip.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 10, 2015, 02:43:28 PM
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

OK, I'm just going to assume that I can since I need to decide ASAP...

Male,
late 30's,
Buys himself anything he wants/needs therefore not giving anyone a chance to think of birthday gifts for him,
Price: Not very much because it probably won't be anything he needs/wants (see above)

some kind of exotic meat to smoke that he hasnt eaten before. like saiga antelope, gila monster, or bunyip.

Good idea. Where can I get such a thing?
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2015, 02:48:11 PM
wow!

http://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/info.html (http://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/info.html)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 10, 2015, 02:55:39 PM
wow!

http://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/info.html (http://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/info.html)

OK, I am tempted to get some Guinea Pig meat, but I think I have waited too long for this to be an option...also not sure how long Guinea Pig meat lasts or if he would be able to cook it soon.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2015, 02:59:24 PM
definitely go kangaroo
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2015, 03:01:28 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eatpress.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fkangaroo-meat2-1.jpg&hash=c997761359c1bc5000fc1bcb6a3af4ae85993330)
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 10, 2015, 03:02:40 PM
They have exotic meat samplers and exotic meat of the month club....those would be great if I was really sure he would want them. They are pretty expensive if it ends up being something he really doesn't want.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: puniraptor on March 10, 2015, 03:36:40 PM
the prices are a little redic. you would pay a fraction of that for guinea pig from petsmart
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 10, 2015, 03:38:07 PM
the prices are a little redic. you would pay a fraction of that for guinea pig from petsmart

I don't know a Guinea Pig butcher though.
Title: Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 10, 2015, 04:09:24 PM
2 lbs of duck balls for $40 is a steal, trust me.