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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on November 21, 2014, 09:32:45 PM

Title: I want a cheap dog with nuts!
Post by: renocat on November 21, 2014, 09:32:45 PM
My old dog finally went to milkbone heaven.  I am not going to pay $200 for some nervous inbred prized dog.  There are no ads in the paper for free dogs.  Animal resucers want you to pay to have your dog nuetered.  I want a full mean ass male dog that loves killing possums and coons.  I get tired of political correctness.  My old dog stayed home and never went hunting for a whore hound.  I bet Bo Obama had his wallies hacked off.  Probably the reason why he is the stupidist first dog ever.  I bet Barney Bush had his honkers, and is why he bit and growled at reporters.
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Post by: steve dave on November 21, 2014, 09:45:04 PM
Well said
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Post by: Tobias on November 21, 2014, 09:46:09 PM
renocat, take it to the . . .   oh.  sorry for your loss
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 21, 2014, 09:57:19 PM
Your dog is in hell
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 21, 2014, 10:20:04 PM
C'sourky
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Post by: sys on November 21, 2014, 10:52:34 PM
people don't put ads in the paper anymore, renocat.  all the free dogs are on craigslist.
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Post by: hjfklmor on November 21, 2014, 11:46:31 PM
Is there a Craigslist for South Hutchinson or do you just use Wichita?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2014, 07:46:56 AM
I have a major badass half coyote half wolf dog with his testicles but I think he is gay.  Is that ok?
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Post by: renocat on November 22, 2014, 10:04:48 AM
I have a major badass half coyote half wolf dog with his testicles but I think he is gay.  Is that ok?
Thanks for the offer.  Never had a gay dog, especially a nasty one.  My luck I would wake some morning with crazed PETArs in my yard yekking that I forced a gay dog to kill wild critters.  My country neighbors may shun me = we are backward folks.  If a gay dog does not have a male dog to romance will he take out his lust on cats or pant legs?  Can't deal with dead molested cats or big cleaning bills.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2014, 10:08:28 AM
You seem like a pretty great Christian, I bet you could pray it right out of him.
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Post by: renocat on November 22, 2014, 10:20:05 AM
You seem like a pretty great Christian, I bet you could pray it right out of him.
God can work mircles!  This thread has the makings of either a feel good movie or a crap scare movie.  It just needs a theme, plot and title.   Old yellar, Cujo, or Homeward Bound.  Pit posters jump with your ideas.
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Post by: Benja on November 22, 2014, 11:32:25 AM
You post a lot
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Post by: star seed 7 on November 22, 2014, 11:36:45 AM
So do you
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Post by: Benja on November 22, 2014, 11:38:26 AM
So do you
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Post by: Spracne on November 22, 2014, 01:37:45 PM
I think I figured out who renocat is.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 22, 2014, 09:50:02 PM
I think I figured out who renocat is.

PM
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Post by: slobber on November 22, 2014, 10:25:18 PM
I think I figured out who renocat is.
I never thought he was a sock until this post. But it makes sense. I'm interested. Disclose, please.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on November 23, 2014, 01:01:10 AM
It's seven, obviously.
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on November 23, 2014, 09:35:04 AM
It's seven, obviously.

Although that sequence of posting made it look that way, my research shows  a 0% chance of the accounts of renocat and libliblibliblibliblib being controlled by the same individual.
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on November 23, 2014, 09:37:07 AM
Kinda funny that lib7 didn't protest though, wore it like a badge of honor.
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Post by: star seed 7 on November 23, 2014, 10:45:13 AM
I'm not creative enough