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Title: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: renocat on November 16, 2014, 05:14:31 PM

What?  Ever see a cage with too many apes in it?  An apartment ape lives in an apartment with 6 to 8 guys that was designed for 2. THe fridge has 5 shelves, 3 for beer, one for semi-edible food, and 1 for brown green leftovers that says things to you, a barf bucket in the kitchen, and a bathroom that has thing destined for cnemical warfare.  Jim at that fall party I was drunk and forgot your bedroom wasn't the can.

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 16, 2014, 05:21:35 PM

 :horrorsurprise:

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 16, 2014, 05:31:12 PM

jfc

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: star seed 7 on November 16, 2014, 05:42:56 PM

what prompted this, renocat?

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: The Big Train on November 16, 2014, 07:54:47 PM

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Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: AppleJack on November 16, 2014, 08:18:35 PM

renocat is straight running crap

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 16, 2014, 08:36:56 PM

I've never known a single person who lived like that

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 16, 2014, 08:38:14 PM

Gooch knows a thing or two about kitchen barf-buckets, thanks to my roommates never doing dishes.

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: Pete on November 16, 2014, 08:39:07 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on November 16, 2014, 08:36:56 PM

I've never known a single person who lived like that

TAKE THE SILVER SPOON OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, RICKY SCHRODER!

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: Mr Bread on November 16, 2014, 08:41:09 PM

Apartment apes crush poon nonstop.  That's the trade-off.  As everyone knows, apes have sex a bunch.  Thus the name. 

Title: Re: Confession From Apartment Apes
Post by: steve dave on November 16, 2014, 08:45:42 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on November 16, 2014, 08:18:35 PM

renocat is straight running crap

Yes