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Title: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: steve dave on November 13, 2014, 03:11:22 PM
Yes, that's a good idea
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Post by: steve dave on November 13, 2014, 03:29:32 PM
 :sdeek:
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 03:35:24 PM
let them use their hands
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 03:35:37 PM
ball not round
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 03:35:50 PM
no goalies
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 13, 2014, 03:43:33 PM
smokin' hot cheerleader babes everywhere.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 13, 2014, 03:44:02 PM
Fire hose that shoots beer straight into the mouths of all the fans.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 13, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
3 point line
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Post by: Kat Kid on November 13, 2014, 05:08:57 PM
penalty box.
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Post by: sunny_cat on November 13, 2014, 05:16:37 PM
more t-shirt cannons
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Post by: puniraptor on November 13, 2014, 05:17:26 PM
helmets
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Post by: sunny_cat on November 13, 2014, 05:17:57 PM
fewer players (11 is too many)
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 05:46:49 PM
you have to go to the bench for x minutes for all fouls
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Post by: star seed 7 on November 13, 2014, 06:12:51 PM
I suggested almost all of these in the world cup thread (the not sunny_cat one) 
Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 06:17:43 PM

penalty box.
you have to go to the bench for x minutes for all fouls

hmm, sounded familiar :facepalm:
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Post by: sunny_cat on November 13, 2014, 06:45:50 PM
I suggested almost all of these in the world cup thread (the not sunny_cat one)
I had two so jokes on you
Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: joda on November 13, 2014, 06:47:53 PM

penalty box.
you have to go to the bench for x minutes for all fouls

hmm, sounded familiar :facepalm:

What if instead of a penalty box the player has to run all the way around the outside of the field before returning. So like he could do it really fast but be tired or go slow and leave his team down longer
Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 13, 2014, 08:30:42 PM
T-Shirt Tuesdays and Buck Nights and Fireworks Fridays.
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Post by: Benja on November 13, 2014, 09:09:08 PM
Just like, hang out with friends while you watch it and do multiple other things at the same time because you can afford to miss large chunks of the match because nothing happens. Go completely bonkers when a goal is scored even if you missed it. High five everyone around you and use funny soccer terms you don't really understand and start multiple "ole" chants.
Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 13, 2014, 09:10:37 PM
Live Mascots. Sporting KC (wiz) should use Nikita the Polar Bear for their live mascot.
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Post by: sunny_cat on November 13, 2014, 09:20:14 PM
Live Mascots. Sporting KC (wiz) should use Nikita the Polar Bear for their live mascot.

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"Well hi there!" - Blue
Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 13, 2014, 10:25:15 PM
An actual sniper in the stands
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 10:27:51 PM
who hunts the snipe?  the goalie?
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 10:28:25 PM
maybe it should be people on the bench, and if they bag a snipe they automatically get subbed in
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 13, 2014, 10:30:34 PM
who hunts the snipe?  the goalie?

No silly, to bring a sense of reality to soccer flopping.

I mean what better way to add a sense of drama than by being able to say, "he really did get shot by a sniper"?   



Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 10:32:21 PM
can it just be short-action tranqs or something?
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Post by: Tobias on November 13, 2014, 10:32:50 PM
only one sniper per game, only gets two tranq darts
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 13, 2014, 10:34:05 PM
can it just be short-action tranqs or something?

I watched some dumb movie awhile back (there's going to be another one in the series soon) where they trained with guns that only "felt" like being shot by a real gun with bullets.   So that I guess that. . . but talk about the pussification of America, damn Tobias.

Title: Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
Post by: The Big Train on November 13, 2014, 10:42:27 PM
let your dog play