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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2014, 12:40:15 PM
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So everyone in the big 12 knows tcu is the dirtiest team in the league, which puts them in contention for dirtiest team worldwide. This band of thugs have headhunted our more valuable players the last few years and I'm sick of it. No more mr nice guy, it's time to give these cheaters a taste of their own medicine.
Proposal: each of us pledge a dollar amount (or possibly services rendered) that we will donate to each player or group of players that severely injures a tcu horned frog.
You can put me down for $50 per injury, I hope everyone here supports our team as much as I do
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I will help Mueller mulch, in the off season, one hour for every time our defense performs a late'ish hit on a wr, qb, or rb.
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I pledge $50 for each injured Texas Christian player and $250 if the injury is accompanied by a personal foul penalty.
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:Wha:
Also, the Lebowski reference.
Your magnum opus.
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I will help Mueller mulch, in the off season, one hour for every time our defense performs a late'ish hit on a wr, qb, or rb.
That's very generous CNS, but would you be willing to extend the same offer for legwhips, chopblocks, and high/lows so the offense can have a little payback too?
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I only have farms to deal with. Perhaps a timeshare? Would also be a large area for mulching, raking, etc.
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I will help Mueller mulch, in the off season, one hour for every time our defense performs a late'ish hit on a wr, qb, or rb.
That's very generous CNS, but would you be willing to extend the same offer for legwhips, chopblocks, and high/lows so the offense can have a little payback too?
Do any of those guys do cash mulch jobs in the summer?
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I guess the offense is going to get shorted this game. I mean, the refs already encourage us to hold basically every single play. Can we actually ask for more? Seems like enough :dunno:
I guess, if Mueller hires an OL guy for summer cash mulching work, I could take their shift while they sit back and count, or something. :dunno:
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I'll pledge $100 to shelly getting a sacrificial, tone-setting targeting call
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Due to some great advice I got in the handicapping thread I'll go $1000 for every throat that's ended. Every rough ridin' one.
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$100 for every injury that costs them a shot at a national tile berth their fanbase has been looking forward to for the last 2 decades :shakesfist:
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lib, should I paypal to the usual account?
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I believe that because of the delicacies involved here that we should only do untraceable cash. Winters is a close personal friend of mine and he has all sorts of connections to get this money distributed to the hardworking members of our wildcats
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I believe that because of the delicacies involved here that we should only do untraceable cash. Winters is a close personal friend of mine and he has all sorts of connections to get this money distributed to the hardworking members of our wildcats
I've used paypal for much more unscrupulous dealings than NCAA infractions. As long as you don't include text in the transfer there isn't going to be an issue. Asking a 140lb kid to do $1000s in cash transfers is a bigger concern, tbqh.
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bubbles4ksu sounds like a total badass. im going to trust him on this one. DM me the paypal account.
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This is the NCAA, not the law. I mean, donating to a kid who just happened to end a throat or two isn't illegal and if the NCAA asks for Paypal records, just say no. :dunno:
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bubbles4ksu sounds like a total badass. im going to trust him on this one. DM me the paypal account.
Like, what if a player believes he isn't receiving what he's due for breaking a tcu horned frog player's arm and he pulls a Devonta Fields on Winters?
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I hope Sports Illustrated doesn't see this thread.
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im in, eff those toads
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I'm in, usual amount.
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I don't know why you guys even want your team to show up. We're going to end at least half your starters' careers.
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I'll double my usual contribution
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My accountant wants to know if this is tax deductible. This will help determine my donation amount.
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My accountant wants to know if this is tax deductible. This will help determine my donation amount.
have you ever done this before townie? sheesh. yes, its tax deductible. ksu ad is on board and you just write it off as a donation to them and they take care of it.
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My accountant wants to know if this is tax deductible. This will help determine my donation amount.
have you ever done this before townie? sheesh. yes, its tax deductible. ksu ad is on board and you just write it off as a donation to them and they take care of it.
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I don't know why you guys even want your team to show up. We're going to end at least half your starters' careers.
We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats
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Come on fellas,
We're just a tiny Mountain West Team.
You're like the big bad BYU with all the cerebral wit of Wyoming.
Go easy on us.
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Welcome, Obvious Troll.
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I'm out
wink wink nudge nudge.paypal
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I think the OP is a week late and a team short on this thread.
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hi, obvious troll! welcome to goEMAW. before you get started making this your home please sign up for updog (link is on the home page).
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I have already sent a box of gently used bills (the usual amount) to Winters for distribution. I encourage all of you guys to do the same.
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We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats
Horned frogs are lizards not toads.
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Come on fellas,
We're just a tiny Mountain West Team.
You're like the big bad BYU with all the cerebral wit of Wyoming.
Go easy on us.
I like this guy.
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We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats
Horned frogs are lizards not toads.
Literally no one cares
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Just call me banker in Vanuatu
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We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats
Horned frogs are lizards not toads.
Are not :lol:
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We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats
Horned frogs are lizards not toads.
Did u no that Wildcats are dogs not cats?
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hi, obvious troll! welcome to goEMAW. before you get started making this your home please sign up for updog (link is on the home page).
Thanks man. UD is off the chart.
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I'll be damned, it really is a lizard. :sdeek: Phrynosoma cornutum. I had no idea. None.
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Literally no one cares
Incorrect. There have been several posts regarding the Horned Frog on goEMAW.
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We could leave half our starters home and still stomp your toad guts out your mouth and butt.It's going to look like a country road after a summer rain when the game is over,toad guts everywhere.After you guys first offensive series our d-line will be picking Boykin out of their cleats
Horned frogs are lizards not toads.
Are not :lol:
Are so.
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Literally no one cares
Incorrect. There have been several posts regarding the Horned Frog on goEMAW.
I mean I was CURIOUS once you mentioned it, but I really don't CARE. Ya know?
Also, separate topic I suppose, but who the eff names their mascot something that it really isn't, then takes issue with people assuming it was you said it was? Sociopaths. That's who.
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Did u no that Wildcats are dogs not cats?
That makes sense because your mascot is an imaginary animal
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I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks. What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial? This is madness.
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I mean I was CURIOUS once you mentioned it, but I really don't CARE. Ya know?
Also, separate topic I suppose, but who the eff names their mascot something that it really isn't, then takes issue with people assuming it was you said it was? Sociopaths. That's who.
Lies. The proper classification of the horned frog is obviously a very important issue in your life.
Also, I have been accused of being a sociopath before. Such is life.
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I mean I was CURIOUS once you mentioned it, but I really don't CARE. Ya know?
Also, separate topic I suppose, but who the eff names their mascot something that it really isn't, then takes issue with people assuming it was you said it was? Sociopaths. That's who.
Lies. The proper classification of the horned frog is obviously a very important issue in your life.
Also, I have been accused of being a sociopath before. Such is life.
Where there's smoke, there's fire my man. Food for thought.
Look, I am going to remind loads of people that your mascot is really not a frog at all, but that's more about me trying to impress others with my knowledge of diverse topics, and not really about TCU per se. I'm sure you understand.
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I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks. What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial? This is madness.
Baylor fans are VERY good at getting a mass of people to believe one thing and then just dropping (truth) bombs on them.
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Where there's smoke, there's fire my man. Food for thought.
Look, I am going to remind loads of people that your mascot is really not a frog at all, but that's more about me trying to impress others with my knowledge of diverse topics, and not really about TCU per se. I'm sure you understand.
Smoke could also indicate that someone is smoking.
But I'm glad I have contributed to an increase in your knowledge and that you use this new found knowledge to impress your friends.
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I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks. What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial? This is madness.
They may. The weirdos in Waco are a strange bunch.
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Can the mods clean this thread up so we can get back to some bounty action?
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I arranged for GearBear to receive my annual bonus if he takes out Boykin.
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If you use updog you can send money cleanly to my guy at jardine
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I'm not interested in ankles and wrists. I want knees and necks and shoulders this week.
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Great point bubbles4ksu, let's not piddly dick around with this thing. I think knees have to have the highest priority
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I'm strictly interested in sketting some brains. Let's ruin these kids' lives.
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I wanna Tonya Harding these bitches.
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What's the thing with the undescended testies? That could be interesting.
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And now they're pledging to a fund to pay for each TCU player hurt in the game. We go from the classiness of WVU to…this!
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I mean, I guess KU is that way too, since Jayhawks are really not hawks. What's next, Baylor is going to announce that their's is really a marsupial? This is madness.
They may. The weirdos in Waco are a strange bunch.
TCU was located in Waco for fifteen years :Wha: During that period, the school began playing college sports, picked its school colors and adopted its mascot, so you could accurately say that TCU spent its formative years incubating in Waco :sdeek:
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I wanna Tonya Harding these bitches.
she gets a bad name, imo.
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Let's make them BLEED blood out of their eyes. Thumbs to the orbitals is what i'm saying here.
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Did Saul move that invisible embedded Google wallet link from the updog thread? I'm clicking all over and can't seem to hit it.
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I wanna Tonya Harding these bitches.
she gets a bad name, imo.
then....
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.charliesweb.com%2Ftonya%2Fgallery%2Fskatphot%2Fskate09.jpg&hash=14af5bb8b0caac1df40340aae9e079213467ba69)
now...
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glamour.com%2Fimages%2Fentertainment%2F2014%2F01%2Ftonya-harding-w724.jpg&hash=d4551e39ff1b596af96c5dd898f2e22cb0cfd3d6)
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And now they're pledging to a fund to pay for each TCU player hurt in the game. We go from the classiness of WVU to…this!
Hell, I've seen it all now.
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Here is a quick list of what I'm willing to pay
Late hit on Boinken- $50
Blind side hit away from play- $100
Concussion- $150 ***Bonus $50 if the guy stumbles when he gets up***
Torn ACL from chop block- $175
Broken Leg- $200
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Great bonus Ben ji
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#teamAnkle knees have been known to be tricky. Also, hips. A bad hip is a real mother. Like a $100 mother.
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I would like to add a $250 payout to the player who's questionable, yet unflagged hit, leads to a formal complaint to the NCAA. All other formal complaints of cheating or poor calls to benefit cats will be paid to refs under the current contractual agreement.
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Blindside on Boykin after one of his picks = $500
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Blindside on Boykin after one of his picks = $500
I will transfer all my UpDog credits to whoever pulls a Jason Street on him.
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Blindside on Boykin after one of his picks = $500
I will transfer all my UpDog credits to whoever pulls a Jason Street on him.
:love:
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$150 to any player who "Nyle Wirens" their QB. An extra $500 if he leaves the field in a neck brace.
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I will buy a bud light pounder at rustys outback for any player that does the ol' "grab and twist" to christian balls and nutsacks
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I wish I knew more players from TCU so I could give more "Personalized" Bounties. I knew who Devondre Fields was but they kicked him off the team, now all I've got is Trevor Boinken and thats only because he wore the EMAW arm sleeve one time.
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$50 for spitting in Patterson's fat face on the sidelines.
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Super Bowl tix (2) for anything slightly less graphic than Kevin Ware.
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My usual pledge with extra $500 to any player who can get some TCU trash to take a swing and get tossed out
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50 bucks for every cat player with toad blood on their cleats after the game.
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50 bucks for every cat player with toad liztard blood on their cleats after the game.
FYP :blush:
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some of you are setting bounties and rewards that are difficult to achieve/award. don't eff up our incapacitation pool by getting cute. tia.
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$300 for player leaving on a stretcher.
Bonus gift card of undisclosed amount if player does NOT give thumbs up when being carted off the field.
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Years supply of spangles and admission to space camp: D-E-D
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I'm not sure we want to do anything illegal, hub
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From the bleachers, I will give 3 hearty :emawkid: for any and all injuries to the horned frogs. I'll make it look like I am clapping them off the field, but inside, I will be 100% clapping because our guy hurt their guy!
Gonna win 'em all!
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Any offers for pre-kick injuries? Maybe a ripped scrotum in a scrum at midfield? :dunno:
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Guys, you don't get to choreograph a WWF match just because you're paying a few hundo.
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Woke up with a huge burlap sack of cash on my front porch. Great work everyone. go Cats!
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I'm not sure we want to do anything illegal, hub
obviously you've never been to space camp
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we need to sharpen the "family" 4x4 and stab someone/something with it
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Some of you guys are rough ridin' psychopaths, I just want to seriously injure their players not kill anybody
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Guys, you don't get to choreograph a WWF match just because you're paying a few hundo.
I know what you're saying but you just gave me a great idea: Kyle Klein puts a rough ridin' folding chair over the back of a good player of theirs whose name I do not know because they have zero star power.
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Guys, you don't get to choreograph a WWF match just because you're paying a few hundo.
I know what you're saying but you just gave me a great idea: Kyle Klein puts a rough ridin' folding chair over the back of a good player of theirs whose name I do not know because they have zero star power.
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Make it Kevin White, because two of them in the Big 12 is really annoying.
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i dont think we need to hurt anybody too bad. maybe just give our players a pack a batteries and like when we are still doing our side to side with the family block thing and tcu runs on the field, like a battery or 15 appear out of thin air and land on their helmets/facemasks or something. nothing fancy.
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Two years in a row of starters suffering injuries that cost us our next match (Baylor 12, OU 13) at the hands of XBOX-Handgun U. ITS rough ridin' ON!!!
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yeah i think im on board with this now :curse: