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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: CHONGS on October 06, 2014, 05:06:39 PM
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Ok guys, I have modded the site so no ISU fans can see this thread.
Let's get the ball rolling on how we are going to screw ISU in next year's KSU game. I am thinking that the signal will be us getting ahead of them 35-6 and then we will have the refs call an offensive pass interference on their "tight end" during the next drive, thus killing the series. OH MAN THAT WILL BURN EM!
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Oh an to ensure that the ISU proof filter works for other posts, please use the [stripedweasel] tag.
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We can also get the refs to spot the ball 6 inches behind were it should be for the whole third quarter of the ISU-OU game in 2016
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Next year when we play ISU, we will get at least one play off after the play clock hits 0. No flags thrown. I've already paid off the zebras. You're welcome, guys.
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I am thinking something more dramatic. Maybe getting their star defender kicked for targeting or something. I haven't really looked into how, or even if they have a star defender, but feel like this might be upping the game from the normal call arrangements we have with the refs.
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Buffalo Wild Wings sponsorship. Each quarter a different Mod gets to use wand that controls wind, fire, sprinklers, etc.
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Next year when we play ISU, we will get at least one play off after the play clock hits 0. No flags thrown. I've already paid off the zebras. You're welcome, guys.
Thanks! Go, cats! #
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could put toxin harvested from dart frogs into their qb's hand warmer thing.
the skin on his hands will literally melt off
completely untraceable
completely genius
go cats
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please be careful guys, they are starting to catch on to us
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One of us needs to pay one of their walk-on basketball players 20 bucks to "accidentally" dunk the ball too late in pregame warm-ups so that the KSU Cats get to shoot free throws before the game clock even starts. :ROFL:
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Gamma waves.
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please be careful guys, they are starting to catch on to us
makes the whole thing more fun imo.
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insert lame tired goEMAW joke about flooding their stadium
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insert lame tired goEMAW joke about flooding their stadium
We've been doing that crap for years. Why stop now?
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insert lame tired goEMAW joke about flooding their stadium
We've been doing that crap for years. Why stop now?
Because there are a million other reasons to mock their team
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Don't get me wrong though, this is a great thread with a fantastic initial post imo. Probably the best post I've seen since kcarnes jumped the shark
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Lulz! Just paid the Hoibergs maid to put NAIR in Fred's Shampoo bottle. That whiner is gonna look so ridiculous at the start of basketball season!
LOL
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Let's use that EMP device in 2027 against them :Chirp:
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Don't get me wrong though, this is a great thread with a fantastic initial post imo. Probably the best post I've seen since kcarnes jumped the shark
Thanks for stopping by to rate the thread, now take a hike loser.
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Get the Big 12 to pass a bylaw requiring ISU to have separate bathrooms for gingers.
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All striped weasel replay reviews must take place on a 14 inch standard definition CRT monitor.
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I think we need to discuss whether our money and influence is better used making sure no penalties are ever called on us, or getting unfair penalties called on them. I know we've gone 50/50 on that in the past but should we be focusing more on one than the other? Does one screw them more than the other?
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I am certainly 100% on team bad calls against ISU. I would rather see them get flagged for holding (preferably called against a number not on the field) and negating a TD, than for us to get away with a hold to score a TD.
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How about we get the refs to call a ton of personal fouls on them? After they back them off 15 yards, they flag the other team for offsides or some other meaningless 5 yard penalty. Then basically ISU will always start 1st and 20, but at the end of the game, the penalties are even, thus they will look like idiot crybabies if they whine about it. This seems foolproof, I'm glad ISU fans can't read this thread :stripedweasel:
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Do you think we could play poorly enough to keep it close until the end, then allow them a game winning play only to have it called back on a made up call? Maybe we put our second or third string in our first string's jerseys to keep it closer. Don't know, this idea obviously needs some tweaking.
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I think we should have the refs look the other way when our biggest player runs over to the sideline and just spears Coach Rhodes. Then when Rhodes gets up and gets in the ref's face, give him a personal foul.
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I got it all set up with the back judge. On the 2nd half kickoff (when we're up 28-3) one of the refs will blow an inadvertent whistle and "blow the play dead." Cats grab ball, zam, TOUCHDOWN CATS!
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Easy, whenever (if-ever) ISU is leading, turn off the play clock (due to a "malfunction") and for every down just blow the whistle RIGHT after ISU snaps it and call a delay of game.
Keep doing this until they're backed up to their goal line and then when ISU has the ball in their own endzone blow the play dead due to the QB or RB's forward progress being stopped and its 2 points and the ball for KSU.
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Easy, whenever (if-ever) ISU is leading, turn off the play clock (due to a "malfunction") and for every down just blow the whistle RIGHT after ISU snaps it and call a delay of game.
Keep doing this until they're backed up to their goal line and then when ISU has the ball in their own endzone blow the play dead due to the QB or RB's forward progress being stopped and its 2 points and the ball for KSU.
ISU will never be leading, though. Instead, just make the play clock run half speed. That way Snyder can eat about 1:20 off the clock per play.
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Guys, our norm of just having all or our plays spotted a yard heavy and theirs spotted a yard short seems to be working. Maybe we just exaggerate it and make it two yards now?
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Entertainment wise I want whatever causes Paul Rhoads to rant/scream/freak out like a major spazz and embarass himself a ton
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Entertainment wise I want whatever causes Paul Rhoads to rant/scream/freak out like a major spazz and embarass himself a ton
When he's running onto the field and spazzing out flag them for 12 men on the field.
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we will get a 5th down in the 4th quarter (will be up 42-10 tho)
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Last minute of the 4th quarter(should be at least 35-7 good guys) allow the Clones to run right at the end zone. Right when the isu ball carrier approaches the goalline, have John Higgins emerge from the line judge spot and call a charge. Afterward, Higgins passes the ISU AD and whispers: "we just added a ninth referee."
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Last minute of the 4th quarter(should be at least 35-7 good guys) allow the Clones to run right at the end zone. Right when the isu ball carrier approaches the goalline, have John Higgins emerge from the line judge spot and call a charge. Afterward, Higgins passes the ISU AD and whispers: "we just added a ninth referee."
I like getting Johnny "HigDog" Higgins involved.
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One of their returners gets polamalu'd and hit by the ball and it's ruled a fumble.
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One of their returners gets polamalu'd and hit by the ball and it's ruled a fumble.
and then this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je29zLtYyGw) gets played when rhoades comes onto the field while the refs huddle and have to hold each other up because they're laughing so hard.