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Title: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
Post by: renocat on October 04, 2014, 03:14:19 PM
 Mr.  President you have tried your best to push gas to  $5 per gallon.  Well I just paid less than $3.  Still not good, but going in the right direction - no thanks to your administration.  Keep up the good work you heathen capitalistic oil men.  Keystone, fracing, and oil independence all are great.  There still hope  of surviving the earther enviromentalist who worship rocks, trees, squirrels and such.   
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Post by: CNS on October 04, 2014, 03:17:31 PM
I bet Obummer is going to sign an exec order making gas at least $5/gal, mandatory before he leaves office. 
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Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2014, 03:24:08 PM
Renocat brigs a cannoncat level of zeal that I appreciate
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Post by: felix rex on October 04, 2014, 03:26:05 PM
I really, really like "earther".
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Post by: CNS on October 04, 2014, 03:32:14 PM
Energy independence is great and I love that it is all happening just to spite the predident.  That guy could eff up anything.  Pretty much a.miracle that he didn't mess up something as simple as lowering gas prices. 

Do you guys thunk Putin is behind this, just to big time Our Weakling in his own backyard?   That is where my money is at.
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Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 04, 2014, 04:21:45 PM
It's awesome that the USA is now the worlds biggest producer of oil. Just imagine what we'd be pumping out without all the restrictions on federal leases? Might even be below $2 a gallon.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 04, 2014, 10:11:25 PM
In your rough ridin' face obuttlicker
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 05, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
Darn, whelp.  Looks like that Pelosi post Obama election hearing on gas prices isn't going to happen after all.   She was one mad lady when gas prices went up during the previous administration.    Calling for congressional investigations and the whole, as they say, nine yards.

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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 05, 2014, 03:06:31 PM
I thought gas prices were part of the right wing conspiracy
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 05, 2014, 04:28:43 PM
I thought we were all talking about how gas prices are going down.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 05, 2014, 04:32:13 PM
I thought we were all talking about how gas prices are going down.

Yup, Obama is so incompetent that he can't even keep gas prices high  :lol:
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Post by: kim carnes on October 05, 2014, 04:33:19 PM
pretty great thread title imo
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Post by: renocat on November 28, 2014, 10:52:09 AM
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 28, 2014, 11:50:00 AM
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence.

Yeah screw the free market
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on November 28, 2014, 12:23:44 PM
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence.

Yeah screw the free market

OPEC is the antithesis of free market.
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Post by: CNS on November 28, 2014, 01:07:22 PM
I read that OPEC plans to do this but that the pentagon thinks that they can't keep their prices low enough to hurt shale oil for more than 6 months.  I would guess that we are about to subsidize shale oil harvesting(harvesting?).
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 28, 2014, 02:05:18 PM
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence.

Yeah screw the free market

They are when competing with domestic producers

OPEC is the antithesis of free market.
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Post by: slobber on December 28, 2015, 09:05:29 AM
 :eek: Obama is really pulling to strings with this issue!
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Post by: renocat on December 28, 2015, 06:33:33 PM
Hot dang it.  1.56 per gallon, burn gas like a drunken banshee.  Shove the fuel pump up your earther butts too, and use grease made from oil not.some organic crap made from bat guano.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 28, 2015, 09:50:03 PM
Hot dang it.  1.56 per gallon, burn gas like a drunken banshee.  Shove the fuel pump up your earther butts too, and use grease made from oil not.some organic crap made from bat guano.

Congrats, it's $3 here in obamaland.

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Post by: star seed 7 on December 28, 2015, 10:54:41 PM
Love when jd bitches about California gas prices  :love:

($2.36 in contra costa Co.!)
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 29, 2015, 09:02:50 AM
These prices are remarkably low
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on December 29, 2015, 10:28:44 AM
Are they low because our economy is remarkably bad?
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Post by: Yard Dog on December 29, 2015, 10:30:54 AM
They are low because of supply vs demand. Now that the omnibus allows us to sell our oil abroad, I expect the cost per barrel on oil to go up and with it the cost of gas per gallon.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 29, 2015, 08:10:58 PM
Love when jd bitches about California gas prices  :love:

($2.36 in contra costa Co.!)

I wouldn't live in Contra Costa county.

not that there's anything wrong with it.....
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 29, 2015, 08:43:34 PM
I wouldn't either  :D
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Post by: michigancat on December 30, 2015, 10:47:54 AM
since I moved to California, I literally never know/care how much gas costs. Just give me the cleanest station and none of that Arco bullshit.
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Post by: star seed 7 on December 30, 2015, 10:52:28 AM
It's really weird how much prices vary from station to station. I'm assuming it's individual city taxes. Literally saw 2.30-2.90 yesterday
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Post by: michigancat on December 30, 2015, 10:57:00 AM
It's really weird how much prices vary from station to station. I'm assuming it's individual city taxes. Literally saw 2.30-2.90 yesterday

So I kind of lied. There are two gas stations on opposite sides of the freeway near my house, but one is a bigger pain to get to (turning in and out). The hard one to get to is always like 20 cents cheaper, but man is it a pain so I always go to the easy one.
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Post by: sys on December 30, 2015, 12:21:02 PM
my god, how i hate arco.  i would fight a war against them if someone would lead it.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 30, 2015, 01:37:02 PM
my god, how i hate arco.  i would fight a war against them if someone would lead it.

I refuse to use Arco. Those pay station things plus the $.45 charge to use a debit card can GTFO.