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Title: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 28, 2014, 06:21:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNwCDIGuMK4

 :lol:
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: EMAWmeister on September 28, 2014, 10:13:21 PM
My favorite commercial on tv is the "don't delegate kansas to an Obama liberal" one
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Benja on September 29, 2014, 12:15:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNwCDIGuMK4

 :lol:

"Spying on me"

Yeah, cuz you're so rough ridin' important.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Institutional Control on September 29, 2014, 08:49:54 AM
"he won't even let me choose my own doctor"

wut?
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 02:28:27 PM
Pretty devastating if you ask me. Not sure how much it will stick on Orman, but very effective against the liberals actually running as Democrats in tight races.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/10/03/and-just-like-that-obamas-policies-are-on-the-ballot-comment-is-campaign-ad-fodder/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/10/03/and-just-like-that-obamas-policies-are-on-the-ballot-comment-is-campaign-ad-fodder/)
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 02:32:19 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 03, 2014, 02:51:44 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN

The senate has been nothing but a road block since 2010. Harry won't even put bills up for a vote.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 02:54:15 PM
Put Greg Orman in the Senate and I bet bills start getting voted on. He solves problems every day in his business enterprises.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 02:54:55 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN

Ok. Run that ad, I guess, but I don't get the logic. The problem isn't as much about incumbancy as it is about Harry Reid being in charge of the Senate since 2007. A vote for Orman is potentially a vote for Harry Reid and, by extension, Obama's agenda.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 02:55:17 PM
Put Greg Orman in the Senate and I bet bills start getting voted on. He solves problems every day in his business enterprises.

 :lol: Nice.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 03:04:01 PM
i would be an awesome campaign manager
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 03, 2014, 03:16:13 PM
That ad  :lol:

Pat is getting really desperate
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 03:18:01 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN

Ok. Run that ad, I guess, but I don't get the logic. The problem isn't as much about incumbancy as it is about Harry Reid being in charge of the Senate since 2007. A vote for Orman is potentially a vote for Harry Reid and, by extension, Obama's agenda.

well MY problem is incumbency and YOUR problem is harry reid and my guy Greg is going to beat both those probem's asses
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Spracne on October 03, 2014, 03:28:57 PM
Don't worry, your political heroes will solve everything, but first we have to make sure they get elected.  Then and only then, they'll solve everything.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 03:30:55 PM
I like how all of the anti-Orman ads come out and say "He's not independent." It's basically acknowledging that being independent is better than being republican.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 03:42:07 PM
I like how all of the anti-Orman ads come out and say "He's not independent." It's basically acknowledging that being independent is better than being republican.

Good point, or at least that a true Independent would be better than Roberts.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 03:45:33 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN

Ok. Run that ad, I guess, but I don't get the logic. The problem isn't as much about incumbancy as it is about Harry Reid being in charge of the Senate since 2007. A vote for Orman is potentially a vote for Harry Reid and, by extension, Obama's agenda.

well MY problem is incumbency and YOUR problem is harry reid and my guy Greg is going to beat both those probem's asses

So you're pretty sure Orman is going to caucus with the GOP, huh? I'm not. He says he voted for Romney in 2012, so he's got that going for him, I guess, but he also voted for Obama in 2008, which indicates he's either a libtard or a complete dumbass.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 03:47:04 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN

Ok. Run that ad, I guess, but I don't get the logic. The problem isn't as much about incumbancy as it is about Harry Reid being in charge of the Senate since 2007. A vote for Orman is potentially a vote for Harry Reid and, by extension, Obama's agenda.

well MY problem is incumbency and YOUR problem is harry reid and my guy Greg is going to beat both those probem's asses

So you're pretty sure Orman is going to caucus with the GOP, huh? I'm not. He says he voted for Romney in 2012, so he's got that going for him, I guess, but he also voted for Obama in 2008, which indicates he's either a libtard or a complete dumbass.

he said in a post on gE that he would caucus with the majority if he could beat the majority leaders ass and fire them
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 03:52:43 PM
pat roberts has been in the senate the whole time obama has been president

NOT GREG ORMAN

Ok. Run that ad, I guess, but I don't get the logic. The problem isn't as much about incumbancy as it is about Harry Reid being in charge of the Senate since 2007. A vote for Orman is potentially a vote for Harry Reid and, by extension, Obama's agenda.

well MY problem is incumbency and YOUR problem is harry reid and my guy Greg is going to beat both those probem's asses

So you're pretty sure Orman is going to caucus with the GOP, huh? I'm not. He says he voted for Romney in 2012, so he's got that going for him, I guess, but he also voted for Obama in 2008, which indicates he's either a libtard or a complete dumbass.

he said in a post on gE that he would caucus with the majority if he could beat the majority leaders ass and fire them

Which poster is he? Maybe if I ask nice he'll PM me his true position on Obamacare and who he plans to caucus with.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 03:53:20 PM
It does make you wonder just who Orman would make the dems nominate to get his vote, though.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 03, 2014, 03:54:05 PM
Orman put Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell on blast in his latest campaign ad, fwiw. There is some smoke there.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 04:02:24 PM
http://youtu.be/uhNcjOjos9E?list=UUjh9PJawhbnEB07_xECtAyA (http://youtu.be/uhNcjOjos9E?list=UUjh9PJawhbnEB07_xECtAyA)

i am now watching all Orman's commercials. holy crap he beats pat roberts ass in these.

really the only thing i don't like about orman is his voice. not a very adoracat voice at all.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 04:03:18 PM
Orman put Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell on blast in his latest campaign ad, fwiw. There is some smoke there.

this is that one

http://youtu.be/2GqyWbmQr-A (http://youtu.be/2GqyWbmQr-A)
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 03, 2014, 06:11:32 PM
That voice... Eek
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 03, 2014, 10:16:40 PM
The voice is bad. The first one I heard a radio spot I thought it was a joke. It's unfortunate. You wouldn't expect a handsome man to sound like that.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: puniraptor on October 03, 2014, 10:19:00 PM
If he had wire rimmed glasses and a small mustache, the voice would be perfect
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: nicname on October 04, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
Sam Elliott would be a nice addition to those Orman commercials.

I can hear it now "... and his buddies in Washington ..."
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 04, 2014, 09:50:13 AM
Sam Elliott would be a nice addition to those Orman commercials.

I can hear it now "... and his buddies in Washington ..."

OMG that would be great
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: nicname on October 04, 2014, 11:41:02 AM
Sam Elliott would be a nice addition to those Orman commercials.

I can hear it now "... and his buddies in Washington ..."

OMG that would be great

"... Greg Orman. There's a man who takes care of business. A man who's not afraid to stand up to the two party debacle in Washington. An independent voice of reason in a sea of red n blue foolishness...Greg Orman, now there's a man for the job."
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: ben ji on October 04, 2014, 05:24:07 PM
How great are the anti Yoder ads that reference him skinny dipping? NAFP broder, NAFP.

Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 05, 2014, 04:49:49 PM
The one saying Davis voted to put strip clubs near churches and schools  :lol:
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 28, 2014, 11:29:00 PM
Pat Roberts' new commercial that ran during the a World Series was just amazing on so many levels. It was basically a ripoff of those old Pace Picante commercials where everyone says New York City! only it was about the places Orman lives (Johnson County!) and does business (China!).
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: RickRampus on October 30, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
So I guess LFBHC Billy Snyder is stumping for Roberts now.  Does this happen in other states where you have a popular football coach?

http://news.yahoo.com/kansas-state-football-coach-endorses-sen-roberts-151010681--election.html
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 01:38:38 PM
Pat Roberts' new commercial that ran during the a World Series was just amazing on so many levels. It was basically a ripoff of those old Pace Picante commercials where everyone says New York City! only it was about the places Orman lives (Johnson County!) and does business (China!).

Just a terrible, terrible ad. It almost seems like a parody? Pretty insulting that the Roberts campaign believe this "hick bait" will be effective. Roberts other ads have been much more effective, in my opinion, correctly explaining that a vote for Orman threatens to keep Harry Reid in control of the Senate.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 01:40:38 PM
So I guess LFBHC Billy Snyder is stumping for Roberts now.  Does this happen in other states where you have a popular football coach?

http://news.yahoo.com/kansas-state-football-coach-endorses-sen-roberts-151010681--election.html

That's why he's LHFCBS. :love: A pragmatic conservative who understands what's at stake in this election. Take note, gentlemen.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 30, 2014, 01:58:57 PM
Pat Roberts' new commercial that ran during the a World Series was just amazing on so many levels. It was basically a ripoff of those old Pace Picante commercials where everyone says New York City! only it was about the places Orman lives (Johnson County!) and does business (China!).

Just a terrible, terrible ad. It almost seems like a parody? Pretty insulting that the Roberts campaign believe this "hick bait" will be effective. Roberts other ads have been much more effective, in my opinion, correctly explaining that a vote for Orman threatens to keep Harry Reid in control of the Senate.

Yes, it is easily the worst political ad that I have ever seen, and that says a lot. Somebody who gets roundly criticized for not living in Kansas going after his opponent for living in Johnson County just doesn't make much sense. I wish I could find it on the internet to link it, but I haven't been able to.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 02:06:17 PM
Pat Roberts' new commercial that ran during the a World Series was just amazing on so many levels. It was basically a ripoff of those old Pace Picante commercials where everyone says New York City! only it was about the places Orman lives (Johnson County!) and does business (China!).

Just a terrible, terrible ad. It almost seems like a parody? Pretty insulting that the Roberts campaign believe this "hick bait" will be effective. Roberts other ads have been much more effective, in my opinion, correctly explaining that a vote for Orman threatens to keep Harry Reid in control of the Senate.

Yes, it is easily the worst political ad that I have ever seen, and that says a lot. Somebody who gets roundly criticized for not living in Kansas going after his opponent for living in Johnson County just doesn't make much sense. I wish I could find it on the internet to link it, but I haven't been able to.

Definitely not the worst - but pretty bad, and I agree with the hypocrisy element.

This isn't a local ad, but check this one out that NARAL is running in Colorado! :lol: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/elections/2014/GMMB_25914_NARAL_CO_ThisGuy.mp3 (http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/elections/2014/GMMB_25914_NARAL_CO_ThisGuy.mp3)

Here's the transcript, but you've really got to listen to it for maximum effect.

Quote
Woman: Did you try the corner market?

Man: Of course.

Woman: Grocery store?

Man: Sold out.

Woman: Drug store?

Man: Come on.

Woman: So everyone’s sold out of condoms? Hmm. How did this happen?

Man: Cory Gardner banned birth control. And now, it’s all on us guys. And you can’t find a condom anywhere. And the pill was just the start. Pell grants my little brother was counting on for college? Cory cut them. Climate change that everyone knows is weirding our weather, Cory flat-out denies it. Sweet Pea, Cory denies science!

Woman: Come on!

Man: This guy has no idea what’s going on in the real world.

My favorite parts are when he calls her "Sweat Pea" and talks about "weirding our weather." :lol:
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 30, 2014, 02:08:39 PM
That is pretty great. Radio ads deserve their own category, though. They tend to be crazier than tv spots.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 02:16:56 PM
Ok, here's my favorite TV ad so far. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/27/Talking-Chickens-Ad-Puts-oscar-Braley-on-the-Defensive-in-Pivotal-Iowa-Senate-Race (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/27/Talking-Chickens-Ad-Puts-oscar-Braley-on-the-Defensive-in-Pivotal-Iowa-Senate-Race) :lol:
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 30, 2014, 02:22:05 PM
 :lol:

"He's not very Iowa." Sounds like a good reason to vote for him to me.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 02:29:00 PM
:lol:

"He's not very Iowa." Sounds like a good reason to vote for him to me.

I just like the talking chickens part. It's true, btw, that he threatened to sue over a few chickens walking on the yard of his lakehouse. He's a pretty thin skinned individual, and dumb to boot. In short, he'll fit in great if elected.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 30, 2014, 02:31:59 PM
:lol:

"He's not very Iowa." Sounds like a good reason to vote for him to me.

I just like the talking chickens part. It's true, btw, that he threatened to sue over a few chickens walking on the yard of his lakehouse. He's a pretty thin skinned individual, and dumb to boot. In short, he'll fit in great if elected.

Threatening to sue isn't really in the same ballpark as actually suing somebody, though. I wouldn't want chickens running all over my yard, either.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
:lol:

"He's not very Iowa." Sounds like a good reason to vote for him to me.

I just like the talking chickens part. It's true, btw, that he threatened to sue over a few chickens walking on the yard of his lakehouse. He's a pretty thin skinned individual, and dumb to boot. In short, he'll fit in great if elected.

Threatening to sue isn't really in the same ballpark as actually suing somebody, though. I wouldn't want chickens running all over my yard, either.

Well, would have been more Iowa to threaten to "cook 'em up."
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: ChiComCat on October 30, 2014, 03:00:34 PM
Udall has been running his campaign like a dumbass in CO.  Until the last couple of weeks, he has single issued Gardner like crazy.  Mark, everyone knows where Gardner stands on abortion and anyone making their choice on that issue is set.  Maybe you should say something else.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 30, 2014, 03:06:33 PM
Udall has been running his campaign like a dumbass in CO.  Until the last couple of weeks, he has single issued Gardner like crazy.  Mark, everyone knows where Gardner stands on abortion and anyone making their choice on that issue is set.  Maybe you should say something else.

Yup, even people in the media are referring to him as Sen. Mark Uterus. He's done, unless Colorado's fraud-prone vote by mail scheme can sufficiently pack the ballot box for him.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 31, 2014, 06:07:00 PM
I just heard a Brownback radio ad talking about a Democratic Party leader calling communities like Galena, Cherryvale, and Coffeyville "crapholes".

 :D

Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 02, 2014, 12:29:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgZpa1AelK8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgZpa1AelK8)
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on November 02, 2014, 12:32:34 AM
Wow!
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Tobias on November 02, 2014, 12:42:38 AM
that's pretty great.  china smdh
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: ChiComCat on November 02, 2014, 12:05:27 PM
Udall has been running his campaign like a dumbass in CO.  Until the last couple of weeks, he has single issued Gardner like crazy.  Mark, everyone knows where Gardner stands on abortion and anyone making their choice on that issue is set.  Maybe you should say something else.

Yup, even people in the media are referring to him as Sen. Mark Uterus. He's done, unless Colorado's fraud-prone vote by mail scheme can sufficiently pack the ballot box for him.

I enjoyed the mail in vote - it allowed me to do research at home on candidates in lesser known races that impact me.  I think it will help with voter turnout, which Republicans seem to hate for some reason. 
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on November 02, 2014, 01:49:45 PM
Udall has been running his campaign like a dumbass in CO.  Until the last couple of weeks, he has single issued Gardner like crazy.  Mark, everyone knows where Gardner stands on abortion and anyone making their choice on that issue is set.  Maybe you should say something else.

Yup, even people in the media are referring to him as Sen. Mark Uterus. He's done, unless Colorado's fraud-prone vote by mail scheme can sufficiently pack the ballot box for him.

I enjoyed the mail in vote - it allowed me to do research at home on candidates in lesser known races that impact me.  I think it will help with voter turnout, which Republicans seem to hate for some reason.

We don't hate higher voter turnout per se. We hate the Dems' machine style farming of zombie votes and outright fraud which is sadly a part of higher "voter" (and I use that term loosely) turnout. Statewide vote by mail makes these tactics much easier.
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Benja on November 04, 2014, 05:08:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgZpa1AelK8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgZpa1AelK8)

That's incredible. The voices repeating everything ftw
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 24, 2016, 11:51:36 PM
The kander putting a gun together one is great
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2016, 09:03:11 AM
Missouri is great.  Kander, Greitens, Blunt - all trashy AF
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 25, 2016, 09:05:57 AM
It really is a whole different world. Kansas dudes are all crazy religious weirdos and "trashy af" perfectly describes all the mo people
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: CNS on September 25, 2016, 09:09:51 AM
The hillbilly influence of basically all MO ppl and their culture is downright amazing. 

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Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: mocat on September 25, 2016, 09:46:27 AM
Missouri hillbillies are the yin to the Kansas hick yang
Title: Re: Political commercials master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 21, 2022, 11:51:38 AM
Former stripper running for congress in PA has fun merch

https://store.alexandramhunt.com/