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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on April 10, 2010, 05:47:13 PM

Title: Attn steve D.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 10, 2010, 05:47:13 PM

At wedding involving all Omahanians.  How do I "fit in"?

What should I worry about?  How do they dance?

Pretty nervous....S.O.S.!

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 10, 2010, 05:53:06 PM

They are totally gonzo for Jack Johnson.

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 10, 2010, 06:05:17 PM

First dance is a showtune.  I'm in the lions den here and Steve Dave is chumming the pride.

I won't make it out of here.

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: ChiComCat on April 10, 2010, 06:45:11 PM

Only one option now, find the biggest guy in the room and knock his teeth out.

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 10, 2010, 06:53:12 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on April 10, 2010, 06:45:11 PM

Only one option now, find the biggest guy in the room and knock his teeth out.

dang, that's actually the groom.  Would ruin pics.

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: steve dave on April 10, 2010, 08:12:24 PM

JFC, should have texted me. They key is not being afraid to express your superiority over them mentally, physically and sexually.  The sooner they are all aware of it the better (for them).

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 10, 2010, 11:13:06 PM

Quote from: steve dave on April 10, 2010, 08:12:24 PM

JFC, should have texted me. They key is not being afraid to express your superiority over them mentally, physically and sexually.  The sooner they are all aware of it the better (for them).

Did that.  And I did it on the dance floor.  Now, I am like their king.  They all want me to come stay with them for the CWS, look like they want me to frank their wives too.

Title: Re: Attn steve D.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 10, 2010, 11:52:00 PM

I have a cousin getting married in KC tonight...Hmmm... :users: