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Title: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: renocat on August 29, 2014, 10:37:40 PM
The only way you can keep us from beating you is to lock the doors.  Our guards are grown up and will give you fits, Edward will crawl up your windpipes and dunk until you bawl for mommy.  Now we have bigs that won't be pushed around.  Jayhhhhhhhaaaaaaawk sounds like clearing a snot ball from your throat.  May the terrors from Manhattan begin.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: CNS on August 29, 2014, 10:38:34 PM
Andre, mother rough riders!
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 29, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
TERRORS!  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 29, 2014, 11:04:01 PM
Lock the doors because KU bball players.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: bones129 on August 30, 2014, 12:29:31 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: star seed 7 on August 30, 2014, 12:31:07 AM
lurkers take note, this is how you bbs
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: gatoveintisiete on August 30, 2014, 12:35:54 AM
No.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: SPE_khat on August 30, 2014, 12:36:38 AM
 :ksu:
 
one-two fosters dunking on you
three-four better lock the doors
five-six gettin out our dicks
seven-eight your women won't walk straight
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Bloodfart on August 30, 2014, 01:03:20 AM
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Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: The Big Train on August 30, 2014, 01:07:00 AM
locking the doors may not even help you in lawrence to stay away from these monsters
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: slimz on August 30, 2014, 01:08:42 AM
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Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: The Big Train on August 30, 2014, 01:13:17 AM
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dont think kaminoans apply here
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 30, 2014, 03:21:00 AM
It's football eve and we're getting excited for basketball season. I'd be lying if I didn't say I shared that sentiment.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: EMAWzified on August 30, 2014, 10:04:11 AM
It's football eve and we're getting excited for basketball season. I'd be lying if I didn't say I shared that sentiment.

Such is life in titletown.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Pendergast on August 30, 2014, 10:59:11 PM
Was 100% sure this was about getting raped.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: #LIFE on August 31, 2014, 08:17:19 PM
Who gives a crap about beating them really?  Loser coach can't even win a NCAA tourney game.  I'd lose to squawk U 150-15 if it meant that loser could actually do something in the tournament.  Dumbasses
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 31, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
Who gives a crap about beating them really?  Loser coach can't even win a NCAA tourney game.  I'd lose to squawk U 150-15 if it meant that loser could actually do something in the tournament.  Dumbasses
You're a dumbass
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: slobber on September 01, 2014, 03:26:40 PM
I can't believe how worked up people get about #LIFE posts. Seriously he is a poor excuse for a horrible version of kc.
(kc, that is not a slam on you.)


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on September 02, 2014, 11:28:15 AM
Burnin' alive, set my soul on fire
Runnin' with a gun, this place is gonna burn
No firewater, or Novacaine
No thunderstorm, no John Wayne
No kids to rock, nowhere to run
So watch out 'cause this place is gonna burn
Burnin' alive, burnin' alive
Burnin' alive, burnin' alive

 :bball:
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Winters on September 02, 2014, 12:30:38 PM
Manhattan is a house of horrors
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: renocat on October 11, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
Phogging is what you do for cockroaches or to kill lice on chickens, or to entertain 14,000 morons when their coach acts like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!),    Those KUers hooted and hollered when Big Jay did unnatural things to baby jay, and when the fugly cheerleaders did spastic flops and grinds.  Then they played zzzzzombie ball.  They all started to cry when the newbie birds were introduced, Two Hats thug Alexander, Long Arms can't hit a three Oubre, Slyvester Ukrainium, and Mr. Wonderful Grahman.  Hawkers enjoy your night of stupidity.  Down the road we are taking things seriously, we are working hard, going through the meat grinder and sharpening our claws.   Hooterville Bill lock the doors to the Allen Chicken House, the terror from the west is real.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: star seed 7 on October 11, 2014, 10:38:11 PM
Phogging is what you do for cockroaches or to kill lice on chickens, or to entertain 14,000 morons when their coach acts like a respect,    Those KUers hooted and hollered when Big Jay did unnatural things to baby jay, and when the fugly cheerleaders did spastic flops and grinds.  Then they played zzzzzombie ball.  They all started to cry when the newbie birds were introduced, Two Hats thug Alexander, Long Arms can't hit a three Oubre, Slyvester Ukrainium, and Mr. Wonderful Grahman.  Hawkers enjoy your night of stupidity.  Down the road we are taking things seriously, we are working hard, going through the meat grinder and sharpening our claws.   Hooterville Bill lock the doors to the Allen Chicken House, the terror from the west is real.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Spracne on October 11, 2014, 10:53:46 PM
Hieronimo is mad again.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: scottwildcat on October 12, 2014, 09:51:22 AM

Phogging is what you do for cockroaches or to kill lice on chickens, or to entertain 14,000 morons when their coach acts like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!),    Those KUers hooted and hollered when Big Jay did unnatural things to baby jay, and when the fugly cheerleaders did spastic flops and grinds.  Then they played zzzzzombie ball.  They all started to cry when the newbie birds were introduced, Two Hats thug Alexander, Long Arms can't hit a three Oubre, Slyvester Ukrainium, and Mr. Wonderful Grahman.  Hawkers enjoy your night of stupidity.  Down the road we are taking things seriously, we are working hard, going through the meat grinder and sharpening our claws.   Hooterville Bill lock the doors to the Allen Chicken House, the terror from the west is real.

:love:
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2014, 11:43:08 PM
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Will we ever take that American flag off? That thing just mucks the whole top up and serves no purpose

wtf squawks?  love it or leave it!
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: treysolid on October 14, 2014, 07:42:02 AM
"hooterville bill" kinda needs to be a thing.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: renocat on October 16, 2014, 11:58:13 AM
Jayhaaaawers sound worried and scared!!

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Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 16, 2014, 12:07:57 PM
Well that should shut up those pesky squawks for a while! :lol:
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 16, 2014, 02:31:49 PM
GET SOME NEW rough ridin' DEADBOLTS FOR YOUR COOP!
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: steve dave on October 16, 2014, 02:41:13 PM
Jayhaaaawers sound worried and scared!!

this is the best thing I've seen in like 100 years
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: renocat on November 03, 2014, 09:01:46 AM
KC star article exclaimed New Phoghorn squawker Alexander  will plug a big hole.  Poorly written - should be big hole plug after what he did to Illinois wih the hats!   Bramaged at the Bram will be the headline for any team who dares to enter our den of terror.  Our roadshow headline will be lurking in a hidy hole will not stop the Purple Tornado of Terror!   Jump on the bandwagon Cats, this will be a year to remember.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Mr Bread on November 03, 2014, 09:48:04 AM
Yeah reno, eff that guy!
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: renocat on January 26, 2015, 12:29:20 PM
We are coming for you blue butt buzzards.  Getting big squawker heads and you are ripe for plucking.  On Sunday we will be 2-0 for the week.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: Shooter Jones on January 26, 2015, 01:53:15 PM
hooterville bill, tho.
Title: Re: Lock the doors Jayhawkers!!
Post by: deputy dawg on January 26, 2015, 07:11:57 PM
hooterville bill, tho.

More like horndog hooterville bill, amirite?