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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 03:14:55 PM

Title: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 03:14:55 PM
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2014, 03:17:20 PM
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Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: slobber on August 28, 2014, 03:20:27 PM
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.
Well that really hurts. I mean, like real bad.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: puniraptor on August 28, 2014, 03:21:42 PM
 :lol:

:barf:

:lol:
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 28, 2014, 03:22:26 PM
I think I am probably glad that I can't see that picture.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 03:23:12 PM
I think I am probably glad that I can't see that picture.

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Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 28, 2014, 03:25:48 PM
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Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 03:27:07 PM
try urban style and see if it computes. beep boop boop beep boop.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Benja on August 28, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.

I would think about killing myself. Just for a little bit.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: star seed 7 on August 28, 2014, 04:05:02 PM
We are all touching each other's poop like all day everyday. Semen too
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: TownieCat on August 28, 2014, 04:11:06 PM
Just remembered why I never venture into the pit :eek:
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: puniraptor on August 28, 2014, 04:30:59 PM
Seven, would you rather eat chicken meat of the bone (wing, two boner) or get a chocolate chip dobber of a coworker's feces on your finger?
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: star seed 7 on August 28, 2014, 04:36:59 PM
Oh my.... One bone is a no brainer (for chicken), but the two boner throws a pretty interesting choice into the mix... Probably still pick the chicken, but two Bones really creep me out
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 04:38:27 PM
Seven, would you rather eat chicken meat of the bone (wing, two boner) or get a chocolate chip dobber of a coworker's feces on your finger?

you know he'd go in for the meat of the bone.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: SdK on August 28, 2014, 07:36:50 PM
You're being very mean to dobber in this thread.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 07:50:46 PM
You're being very mean to dobber in this thread.

I meant dobber as in the marker used to mark a bingo sheet. Some folks call it a dibber, but they're fools.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 07:51:36 PM
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.

I would think about killing myself. Just for a little bit.

I did what any man would do in such a situ. I smelled my finger.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: chum1 on August 28, 2014, 08:08:27 PM
Foxtrot Echo Charlie Echo Sierra
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: SdK on August 28, 2014, 08:09:12 PM
You're being very mean to dobber in this thread.

I meant dobber as in the marker used to mark a bingo sheet. Some folks call it a dibber, but they're fools.
I think of mud dobbers. Wasps.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Tobias on August 28, 2014, 08:14:18 PM

I think of mud dobbers. Wasps.

he does have a very wasp-y finger
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Spracne on August 28, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
Dobber
'Dobber' is the name of the horse who played "Bad Horse" in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Dobber, a marker for marking cards at a bingo hall also known as a dibber. Dobber, Used in Scotland as a slang word referring to the male genitalia.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: slobber on August 29, 2014, 09:44:27 PM

Dobber
'Dobber' is the name of the horse who played "Bad Horse" in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Dobber, a marker for marking cards at a bingo hall also known as a dibber. Dobber, Used in Scotland as a slang word referring to the male genitalia.
The Sing-Along Blog thing sounds dreamy! :love:

The human crap thing sounds awful.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: Skipper44 on August 29, 2014, 11:49:44 PM
Dobber, Used in Scotland as a slang word referring to the male genitalia.
I wonder if this is related to the saying "his dobber is down" used to describe someone that is not in a positive state of mind
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: bones129 on August 30, 2014, 12:31:31 AM
Sprac:  What in the world motivated you to start this thread?
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: The Big Train on August 30, 2014, 01:11:08 AM
pink eye loser outed
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 30, 2014, 01:13:44 AM
Sprac:  What in the world motivated you to start this thread?
Getting a stranger's poop on his finger.
Title: Re: When Was the Last Time You...
Post by: star seed 7 on August 30, 2014, 01:18:33 AM
Sprac:  What in the world motivated you to start this thread?
Getting a stranger's poop on his finger.

usually co-workers aren't strangers