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Title: calm my waters
Post by: massofcatfan on August 15, 2014, 02:51:30 PM

every time I start to get excited about the year I picture Jake Waters getting stepped on or otherwise injured and unable to lead us to The College Football Playoff. I'm just being irrational and paranoid, right?

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: deputy dawg on August 15, 2014, 03:02:31 PM

Fainting goat strategy, tho.

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 15, 2014, 03:02:54 PM

Didn't you see 'Clams latest pic of Jakes biceps? There's no way he could get hurt with these bad boys.

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Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: Winters on August 15, 2014, 03:03:11 PM

Is this a short person joke?  :D

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: MadCat on August 15, 2014, 03:10:25 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 15, 2014, 03:02:54 PM

Didn't you see 'Clams latest pic of Jakes biceps? There's no way he could get hurt with these bad boys.

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Did Jake shave his arms?

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 15, 2014, 03:11:43 PM

Just for the summer.

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on August 15, 2014, 03:14:02 PM

Jake is going to have one of the best seasons any K-State QB has ever had. You should all probably just embrace it and get excited.  :emawkid:

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: SdK on August 15, 2014, 03:57:51 PM

If that's how you feel take Ertz as your guy.

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: Benja on August 16, 2014, 04:23:45 PM

You worry about strangely specific things.

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: Boom Roasted on August 16, 2014, 04:43:44 PM

Have you seen his ice bucket challenge? Ladies have to be flocking

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: stunted on August 16, 2014, 04:44:24 PM

We are completely mumped if waters goes down. Hes not a big guy either, could get crushed vs teams like auburn and ou. Arm hair also adds friction so if he gets hit there, instead of say a defenders helmet sliding off smooth, slippery, hairless skin, it will get caught in his fur for maximum impact.

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 16, 2014, 06:10:59 PM

Have heard he is called "jaker the heartbreaker"

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: SdK on August 16, 2014, 06:30:35 PM

I thought we already knew that Jake Waters heartbreaks daughters?  :dunno:

Title: Re: calm my waters
Post by: massofcatfan on November 09, 2014, 08:38:56 AM

Quote from: stunted on August 16, 2014, 04:44:24 PM

We are completely mumped if waters goes down. Hes not a big guy either, could get crushed vs teams like auburn and ou.

 :Crybaby: