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Title: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 03:34:29 PM: http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 31, 2014, 03:36:49 PM: I've seen it pop up on some Google searches.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 03:37:56 PM: It has to be parody, right?

http://www.conservapedia.com/E%3Dmc%C2%B2
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: michigancat on July 31, 2014, 03:38:26 PM: "Popular articles at Conservapedia" is a fun list to read
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 31, 2014, 03:38:33 PM: aka dax's homepage
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: michigancat on July 31, 2014, 03:38:54 PM: Quote from: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 03:37:56 PM
It has to be parody, right?

http://www.conservapedia.com/Overrated_Sports_Stars

ok, yes it does
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 03:39:58 PM: Political pressure,[3] however, has since made it impossible for anyone pursuing an academic career in science to even question the validity of this nonsensical equation. Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

http://www.conservapedia.com/E%3Dmc%C2%B2

lol
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 31, 2014, 03:40:45 PM: Would it surprise you guys to know I love Andre Agassi and hate Sampras because of how much I love Andre Agassi?
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 03:41:06 PM: http://www.conservapedia.com/Biblical_Scientific_Foreknowledge#Great_Flood_ice_mummy
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 03:41:29 PM: I have next week at the office booked up to read this stuff. it's amazing.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Tobias on July 31, 2014, 03:44:12 PM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia)
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: michigancat on July 31, 2014, 03:45:06 PM: Quote from: Tobias on July 31, 2014, 03:44:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia)

:dubious:
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Tobias on July 31, 2014, 03:45:08 PM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.riverfronttimes.com%2Fdailyrft%2FSchafly%2520Colbert.jpg&hash=727f48a9977dc7bc9283c03361ba63dc8897e12c)
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: michigancat on July 31, 2014, 03:45:54 PM: Quote from: Tobias on July 31, 2014, 03:45:08 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.riverfronttimes.com%2Fdailyrft%2FSchafly%2520Colbert.jpg&hash=727f48a9977dc7bc9283c03361ba63dc8897e12c)

:dubious: :dubious: :dubious:
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 31, 2014, 03:56:43 PM: If you don't have a King James version of the bible, you need to get one. The feminazis have perverted the message of the others with their liberal agenda. And if you have the NIV version, burn it.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Feminist_Bible
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM: I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:02:02 PM: The "Theory of Relativity" as a liberal plot is pretty outstanding.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 31, 2014, 04:06:18 PM: Quote from: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!

Well, now you know. Just find Jesus and those pounds will melt away. You will also have a lot more success with the Sunday crosswords.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: slobber on July 31, 2014, 04:10:45 PM: Quote from: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!
This is true for every atheist I know.

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 31, 2014, 04:11:33 PM: http://www.conservapedia.com/Fox_News_Channel

They are surprisingly very hard on Fox News. Or should I say RINO news?
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Fedor on July 31, 2014, 04:38:00 PM: Quote from: slobber on July 31, 2014, 04:10:45 PM

Quote from: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!
This is true for every atheist I know.

Gonna win 'em all!
The sloppiest fattest kid in my high school is now a Facebook atheist warrior.
The science is settled, I guess.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 31, 2014, 04:42:10 PM: Quote from: Fedor on July 31, 2014, 04:38:00 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 31, 2014, 04:10:45 PM

Quote from: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!
This is true for every atheist I know.

Gonna win 'em all!
The sloppiest fattest kid in my high school is now a Facebook atheist warrior.
The science is settled, I guess.

Guys, I'm pretty sure that if evolution was real, all the atheists would be dead by now. That's two science birds settled with one stone.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: slobber on July 31, 2014, 05:19:13 PM: Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 31, 2014, 04:42:10 PM
Quote from: Fedor on July 31, 2014, 04:38:00 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 31, 2014, 04:10:45 PM

Quote from: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!
This is true for every atheist I know.

Gonna win 'em all!
The sloppiest fattest kid in my high school is now a Facebook atheist warrior.
The science is settled, I guess.

Guys, I'm pretty sure that if evolution was real, all the atheists would be dead by now. That's two science birds settled with one stone.
(Mods, please rename RAtM to Jesus)
Jesus has spoken! CASE(s) CLOSED!

(Sorry Jesus, just having some fun with me gE buds, I know You really didn't say that.)

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 31, 2014, 06:17:54 PM: Quote from: Fedor on July 31, 2014, 04:38:00 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 31, 2014, 04:10:45 PM

Quote from: Panjandrum on July 31, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
I have just learned that, as an atheist, I'm more likely to be fat and stupid.

I never knew that! Thanks, Conservapedia!
This is true for every atheist I know.

Gonna win 'em all!
The sloppiest fattest kid in my high school is now a Facebook atheist warrior.
The science is settled, I guess.

NO REAL GOD WOULD MAKE ME FAT AND SLOPPY!
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: ednksu on July 31, 2014, 06:54:24 PM: its like some of you are new to the internet..... :dubious:
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 31, 2014, 06:54:40 PM: Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on July 31, 2014, 03:38:33 PM
aka dax's homepage

Yes, clearly I'm a hardcore conservative.

Viva La Brownback!

Death to Science!

Barefoot and Pregnant Woman!
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 31, 2014, 07:00:51 PM: Quote from: sonofdaxjones on July 31, 2014, 06:54:40 PM
Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on July 31, 2014, 03:38:33 PM
aka dax's homepage

Yes, clearly I'm a hardcore conservative.

Viva La Brownback!

Death to Science!

Barefoot and Pregnant Woman!

it was just a joke dax. hey, how can we get you to a pak to hang out?
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: steve dave on July 31, 2014, 07:07:11 PM: Quote from: ednksu on July 31, 2014, 06:54:24 PM
its like some of you are new to the internet..... :dubious:

:(
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: michigancat on July 31, 2014, 07:11:34 PM: I would love, LOVE, to pak with Dax.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 31, 2014, 07:30:47 PM: Quote from: michigancat on July 31, 2014, 07:11:34 PM
I would love, LOVE, to pak with Dax.

yeah. i've tried. i think he just message board likes us though and not likes us, likes us.
Title: Re: Was Everyone Aware That This Was A Thing?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 31, 2014, 08:46:05 PM: Hopefully some day.

:billdance: