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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 18, 2014, 06:49:11 PM: http://captainheeney.com/

:ohno:
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Post by: Jackstack99EMAW on July 18, 2014, 06:50:56 PM: He's probably one of two or three legitimately good players on that team. Weird they dedicated a website to him though.
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Post by: Spracne on July 18, 2014, 07:45:42 PM: What a great mobile site :love: what a fantastic, progressive institution.
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Post by: MixBerryCrunch on July 18, 2014, 07:55:17 PM: Oh, wow.
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Post by: kslim on July 18, 2014, 08:58:36 PM: :lol:

:buh-bye:
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 18, 2014, 11:30:35 PM: :ROFL:
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Post by: The Big Train on July 18, 2014, 11:52:22 PM: whoever made this included kuathletics.com in the footer....they still have the track in the top pic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: bones129 on July 18, 2014, 11:57:30 PM: Breathtaking. Just breathtaking.
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Post by: ednksu on July 19, 2014, 12:23:54 AM: Its a real shame that KU is stooping to promoting this thug.
I mean look at this illegal tackle which could have SERIOUSLY injured another collegiate athlete.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcaptainheeney.com%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fthumb_06.jpg&hash=565913cd9c7b74a8a272e46a10f7ad46a3f5af4a)
How much more textbook of an example do you need for facemask penalty.

Disgusting
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Post by: Trogdor on July 19, 2014, 12:33:07 AM: KUe-o
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Post by: Pett on July 19, 2014, 07:25:46 AM: LOL. This loser actually had the opportunity to come play for a winner at K-State

We're much better off. I don't want no scrubs :rolleyes:
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Post by: Spracne on July 19, 2014, 08:32:40 AM: But guys, that web design. Web 3.0 all up in it.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 19, 2014, 09:41:28 AM: He's out of jail?
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 19, 2014, 01:50:09 PM: Quote
"If there's a fumble, he's gonna jump on it..."

-- James Bates, Fox Sports Analyst

:gocho:
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Post by: Frankenklein on July 19, 2014, 02:11:40 PM: Quote
Heeney’s left leg was sliced open three inches deep and seven inches long at the thigh after he got caught in the boat’s motor while climbing out of the water.
:facepalm:
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Post by: sunny_cat on July 19, 2014, 02:37:31 PM: :Yuck:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 19, 2014, 05:10:38 PM: Quote from: Frankenklein on July 19, 2014, 02:11:40 PM
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Heeney’s left leg was sliced open three inches deep and seven inches long at the thigh after he got caught in the boat’s motor while climbing out of the water.
:facepalm:

Drunk
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Post by: CatMission on July 20, 2014, 07:04:49 AM: Quote from: Frankenklein on July 19, 2014, 02:11:40 PM
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Heeney’s left leg was sliced open three inches deep and seven inches long at the thigh after he got caught in the boat’s motor while climbing out of the water.
:facepalm:
Doesn't this make him a candidate to get one of those flesh-eating bacteria or amoebas?

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Post by: Spracne on July 20, 2014, 09:03:11 AM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fworldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com%2Fimg%2Fphotos%2F2014%2F07%2F19%2FJohnson_Ben_06112013_t640.jpg&hash=1ed13803b2645ed8fae8246be4fac94c3d088368)

Gonna need a website for this plastic-faced stud, as well
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2014, 11:14:18 AM: I bet he drinks mouthwash to get a buzz
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 20, 2014, 11:22:09 AM: Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2014, 11:14:18 AM
I bet he drinks mouthwash to get a buzz
I guess he shakes when he hasn't consumed something over a 20 minute span.
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Post by: ChiComCat on July 20, 2014, 11:40:17 AM: What is the point of this? Are they trying to get him in the draft or do they think he'll win the Butkus award or something?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2014, 11:49:39 AM: Quote from: ChiCat on July 20, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
What is the point of this? Are they trying to get him in the draft or do they think he'll win the Butkus award or something?

Booze money
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Post by: Spracne on July 20, 2014, 12:01:44 PM: Quote from: ChiCat on July 20, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
What is the point of this? Are they trying to get him in the draft or do they think he'll win the Butkus award or something?

Shows we are willing to go the extra mile to provide exposure for our players. Probably a recruiting thing more than anything. We did something similar for McLemore last year.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2014, 12:06:45 PM: Even the guys with arrest records
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Post by: Spracne on July 20, 2014, 12:09:06 PM: More Criminals More Websites
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Post by: ChiComCat on July 20, 2014, 12:10:25 PM: Quote from: Spracne on July 20, 2014, 12:01:44 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on July 20, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
What is the point of this? Are they trying to get him in the draft or do they think he'll win the Butkus award or something?

Shows we are willing to go the extra mile to provide exposure for our players. Probably a recruiting thing more than anything. We did something similar for McLemore last year.

I get McLemore if you think that exposure gets you the Wooden or whatever. K-State did it with Klein's heisman bid. I don't get it with a LB that has a 0% chance of winning anything if he doesn't get 200 tackles and 15 sacks this season.
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 20, 2014, 01:24:06 PM: Quote from: ChiCat on July 20, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
What is the point of this? Are they trying to get him in the draft or do they think he'll win the Butkus award or something?

I heard (A+ source) that Weis privately stated that it's "Heisman or Bust" for Captain Heeney.

:buh-bye:
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Post by: MadCat on July 20, 2014, 09:48:56 PM: I think he generally does better with the busts.
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Post by: Harry Doyle on July 20, 2014, 10:42:18 PM: Hutch Trash. General bad person. Weird face.

A++ Source on all of those.
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Post by: That_Guy on July 21, 2014, 02:17:15 AM: Never heard of Heeney until this off season.

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Post by: EMAWesome on July 21, 2014, 07:34:35 AM: Quote from: That_Guy on July 21, 2014, 02:17:15 AM
Never heard of Heeney until this ~~off season~~ thread.

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FYP
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Post by: CNS on July 21, 2014, 09:34:40 AM: Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2014, 11:14:18 AM
I bet he drinks mouthwash to get a buzz

Hand sanitizer
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 05:54:13 PM: :worthless:

http://instagram.com/p/l0sW59oCm8
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Post by: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 06:22:41 PM: Quote from: Bookie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 05:54:13 PM

:worthless:

http://instagram.com/p/l0sW59oCm8

That's his gf, who was also the Instagram Babe of the Day:

http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/ (http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/)
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 06:34:00 PM: Quote from: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bookie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 05:54:13 PM

:worthless:

http://instagram.com/p/l0sW59oCm8

That's his gf, who was also the Instagram Babe of the Day:

http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/ (http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/)

She's got a nice ass. Why can't she get a basketball player?
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Post by: Asteriskhead on July 22, 2014, 06:36:12 PM: Quote from: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bookie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 05:54:13 PM

:worthless:

http://instagram.com/p/l0sW59oCm8

That's his gf, who was also the Instagram Babe of the Day:

http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/ (http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/)

That's got to be one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.
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Post by: star seed 7 on July 22, 2014, 06:39:05 PM: her face is very texasy
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Post by: Gooch on July 23, 2014, 03:17:14 PM: Jenn Bates basically had an orgasm on live TV in Wichita while talking about this. Being a jersey chaser in college is one thing but when you a 30'ish(?) TV sports report it's pretty sad.
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 23, 2014, 05:17:41 PM: Quote from: Bookie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 06:34:00 PM
Quote from: Spracne on July 22, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bookie Pimp on July 22, 2014, 05:54:13 PM

:worthless:

http://instagram.com/p/l0sW59oCm8

That's his gf, who was also the Instagram Babe of the Day:

http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/ (http://totalfratmove.com/instagram-babe-of-the-day-taylor-from-university-of-kansas/)

She's got a nice ass. Why can't she get a basketball player?

She is not old enough.