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Title: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: stunted on June 14, 2014, 06:25:21 AM
http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2094133-does-big-12-football-have-any-legit-heisman-candidates-for-2014-season
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: meow meow on June 14, 2014, 08:10:21 AM
Those arms   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Frankenklein on June 14, 2014, 09:35:24 AM
Those arms   :sdeek:
He needs a hair net for them things
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: That_Guy on June 14, 2014, 09:36:21 AM
Or, "Official Lockett for Heisman," thread.


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Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SdK on June 14, 2014, 09:38:16 AM
Or, "Official Lockett for Heisman," thread.


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Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: stunted on June 14, 2014, 04:53:31 PM
My prediction: he will finish in the top 10, have some weeks where he flirts with a trip to the presentation
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on June 14, 2014, 05:33:48 PM
I'd personally rather see TLBL (GAML? GLOAT?) make that trip about 1000x more than I'd want to see Waters, but how often do receivers get invited?
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 14, 2014, 05:36:03 PM
I hope he wins it
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Benja on June 14, 2014, 05:44:55 PM
Let's embrace his arms.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Frankenklein on June 14, 2014, 06:14:56 PM
Let's embrace his arms.
Yes,after all he is the leader of the Cats
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on June 14, 2014, 06:26:40 PM
Kavanaugh-lite
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: KITNfury on June 14, 2014, 06:46:32 PM
I hope he wins it
me too
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: bucket on June 14, 2014, 06:54:00 PM
Quote
Kansas State junior QB Jake Waters compares to ex-Gamecocks QB Connor Shaw, according to CBS Sports' Dane Brugler.

"Similar to Connor Shaw a year ago, Waters' skill-set doesn't scream NFL quarterback, but with a productive and winning senior season, he will earn a shot to make a pro roster," Brugler wrote. Like Shaw, Waters lacks ideal height and size for the next level. The Kansas State prospect is a versatile athlete and a tough competitor who can come up big in clutch moments. Waters enters the 2014 season with the top career passing efficiency rating (156.8)in school history and ranks fifth in passing yards per game (189.9).

Jun 4 - 10:48 AM
Source: CBS Sports
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 14, 2014, 07:38:17 PM
Connor Shaw = Heisman
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Katpappy on June 14, 2014, 10:37:35 PM
I hope he wins it
I do too, SD; I do too.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2014, 11:49:12 AM
Good luck to him
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: j-dub on June 15, 2014, 12:08:35 PM
guys. this thread is dumb. hope he plays well and the cats win lots of games tho.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Benja on June 15, 2014, 12:50:44 PM
Connor Shaw = Heisman

lol.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: cas4ksu on June 15, 2014, 02:06:01 PM
Jake also has a good beard. That's something that voters will indubitably look at.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:25:01 PM
I have been working on a Jake Pullen-esq campaign for Jake Waters, but no matter what I do I can't get arm hair silhouettes to turn out well on t-shirt designs.  This thing may be over before it really gets started.   :frown:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: stunted on June 15, 2014, 05:34:47 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:44:13 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on June 15, 2014, 05:51:53 PM
Caveman
For
Heisman
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: jtksu on June 15, 2014, 11:18:36 PM
Connor Shaw = Heisman

Dude went 27-5 (17-0 at home) for USC.  But your post was cool though.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 15, 2014, 11:23:25 PM
Connor Shaw = Heisman

Dude went 27-5 (17-0 at home) for USC.  But your post was cool though.

Oh ok, so he won the heisman then?
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: bucket on June 15, 2014, 11:24:52 PM
This is the only open Waters thread so I posted it here. I never said Shaw was Heisman caliber.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: jtksu on June 15, 2014, 11:41:18 PM
Connor Shaw = Heisman

Dude went 27-5 (17-0 at home) for USC.  But your post was cool though.

Oh ok, so he won the heisman then?

When?
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 16, 2014, 09:11:21 AM
winning heisman formula

1) must play on a winning team (chance of us fielding a winning team = high)
2) must have a marquee win on national television (chances of wins against auburn, @ou = v high)
3) can't play pud teams at the end of the season (finish season at baylor in december)
4) must have team market player (won't happen)


my formula says H2Oeisman has a 75% chance of winning it
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Frankenklein on June 16, 2014, 09:55:24 AM
winning heisman formula

1) must play on a winning team (chance of us fielding a winning team = high)
2) must have a marquee win on national television (chances of wins against auburn, @ou = v high)
3) can't play pud teams at the end of the season (finish season at baylor in december)
4) must have team market player (won't happen)


my formula says H2Oeisman has a 75% chance of winning it
Or be the last qb on a good team to make a highlight play
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 18, 2014, 07:59:17 AM

Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

Just use a badass serpentine font and write ARM HAIR QUARTERBACK.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SdK on June 18, 2014, 09:07:49 AM
Jake in the Heisman pose as Moses parting the (S-E) sea.

Jake as samson, arm hair power, toppling the temple killing other candidates.

Or some combo of both

Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SdK on June 18, 2014, 09:13:03 AM
Snyder giving waters the 16 goals.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SdK on June 18, 2014, 09:14:41 AM
Destroying the golden (fatted) calf. When the prodigal son returns to big 12 country and pounds UNL
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SdK on June 18, 2014, 09:14:55 AM
Shirt may be getting a bit busy.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Tobias on June 18, 2014, 10:24:22 AM
ARM HAIR QUARTERBACK.

:lol:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: meow meow on June 18, 2014, 10:31:25 AM
ARM HAIR QUARTERBACK.

:lol:

yeah that's pretty awesome
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 18, 2014, 11:51:04 AM
 :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Fldermaus on June 18, 2014, 12:08:59 PM
I have been working on a Jake Pullen-esq campaign for Jake Waters, but no matter what I do I can't get arm hair silhouettes to turn out well on t-shirt designs.  This thing may be over before it really gets started.   :frown:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2FJW-Hairsman_zpsdb1213fe.jpg&hash=9d27740f7186e32955ce1a1c4ca5161c80391f42) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/JW-Hairsman_zpsdb1213fe.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 18, 2014, 02:21:42 PM
He needs a purple 5 o'clock shadow.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Frankenklein on June 18, 2014, 03:15:46 PM
He needs a purple 5 o'clock shadow.
By 5 o'clock he's got a full beard
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 18, 2014, 03:39:43 PM
...on his arms
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Frankenklein on June 18, 2014, 03:47:42 PM
Probably has to shave after a game so he can get his jersey pulled off.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Pete on June 18, 2014, 03:58:34 PM
I have been working on a Jake Pullen-esq campaign for Jake Waters, but no matter what I do I can't get arm hair silhouettes to turn out well on t-shirt designs.  This thing may be over before it really gets started.   :frown:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2FJW-Hairsman_zpsdb1213fe.jpg&hash=9d27740f7186e32955ce1a1c4ca5161c80391f42) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/JW-Hairsman_zpsdb1213fe.jpg.html)

Oh my.  Let's do this.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on June 18, 2014, 06:13:15 PM
i like that the unibrow is there
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on June 18, 2014, 06:15:51 PM
also needs massive amounts of leg hair
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Frankenklein on June 18, 2014, 07:18:56 PM
also needs massive amounts of leg hair
Katdaddy is the leg hair expert,ask him first.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Katpappy on June 18, 2014, 07:57:11 PM
also needs massive amounts of leg hair
Katdaddy is the leg hair expert,ask him first.
Yes, the more hair, the better.  :dance:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Panjandrum on June 18, 2014, 10:30:16 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

The Heisman has the right to bear arms.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Jackstack99EMAW on June 18, 2014, 10:48:29 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

The Heisman has the right to bear arms.
lol
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: jtksu on June 18, 2014, 11:31:16 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

How about just plain long sleeve shirts with the arm hair printed on them so people can wear them under their normal game day attire?   Like those stupid shirts that look like full sleeve tattoos.   Gotta be skin tight though.   
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: DQ12 on June 19, 2014, 12:35:55 AM
Jake fur Heisman.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 19, 2014, 01:32:57 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Panjandrum on June 19, 2014, 08:23:24 AM
Jake fur Heisman.

I vote for this one.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Fldermaus on June 19, 2014, 09:46:59 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2FJW-2_zps53565913.jpg&hash=d8bcd3db37641c9cff11bed7918a01c8d68ab364) (http://s223.photobucket.com/user/calliekimburu/media/JW-2_zps53565913.jpg.html)

Added a couple of subtle changes.  Couldn't get a beard/shadow to to work.  Personally, I like it better without leg hair.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 19, 2014, 10:00:43 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi113.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn216%2Fwrfrancis%2FMario_Cat_Jake_zps10907561.png&hash=716ce04daede15476fe427bebc631ab4cc3b281f)
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 19, 2014, 10:01:53 AM
That's amazing!  :love:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: KITNfury on June 19, 2014, 10:23:57 AM
He's a good looking guy
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: cas4ksu on June 22, 2014, 08:57:14 AM
I don't know if he drank before he came to KSU, but I frequently see him at Rusty's after games downing a few pounders with the boys.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: michigancat on June 22, 2014, 09:13:30 AM
Armhair quarterback shirts happened.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: p1k3 on June 22, 2014, 09:31:11 AM
I don't know if he drank before he came to KSU, but I frequently see him at Rusty's after games downing a few pounders with the boys.

saw him there Friday night
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: bucket on June 22, 2014, 09:32:39 AM
Armhair quarterback shirts happened.

 :D
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on June 22, 2014, 11:46:53 AM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

The Heisman has the right to bear arms.

If only he wore number 2, we could call him the 2nd Amendment
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 22, 2014, 11:51:07 AM
Armhair quarterback shirts happened.

Can't wait to break it out in the fall
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: meow meow on June 22, 2014, 02:50:50 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up!  Have you considered long sleeve shirts?  On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea.  We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves. 

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy.  Any ideas on something else?

The Heisman has the right to bear arms.

If only he wore number 2, we could call him the 2nd Amendment

The right to hair arms
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 24, 2014, 11:10:31 AM
Armhair quarterback shirts happened.


:excited:
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 24, 2014, 11:17:50 AM
Armhair quarterback shirts happened.

Can't wait to break it out in the fall

I didn't get the joke until I saw the number on the back.  :facepalm:

granted, my reasoning skills were slightly impaired for the duration of the weekend.
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: doompaul on June 25, 2014, 02:52:05 PM
He looks like the guy at Winkie's in "Mulholland Drive".

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FyusKlHgtvIE%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&hash=6973e29e445f837e25803695ff153250e9e559df)
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on June 26, 2014, 08:11:31 PM
He looks like the guy at Winkie's in "Mulholland Drive".

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FyusKlHgtvIE%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&hash=6973e29e445f837e25803695ff153250e9e559df)
No he doesn't
Title: Re: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread
Post by: stunted on October 18, 2014, 02:36:59 PM
Rough start to season, but he's on a roll stats-wise now.  Gonna have to keep it up and have more Tech-like games.