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Title: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 20, 2014, 04:27:54 PM
What did you guys think about the premier last night? Let's chat!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 20, 2014, 04:34:57 PM
ok ill start- i think andi is a catch. shes def. there for the right reasons. her future husband is 100% is on this show with her.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on May 20, 2014, 04:48:56 PM
Andi was my fave from last season, but after the whole Juan Pablo thing, she kind of has a really scary side I think (especially since her day job was putting bad guys away  :ohno:).  Anyway, kind of sad the adventure guy dies, hope it doesn't kill the boning vibe that the house has going for it after last season's bone-a-thon.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 20, 2014, 06:46:55 PM
She's awful.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 20, 2014, 07:49:19 PM
She's awful.

well thats because no one likes lawyers
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 20, 2014, 07:54:22 PM
She's awful.

well thats because no one likes lawyers

I don't like most lawyers either, but she was barely a lawyer and now she's not one.

They should've spent whatever it took to get Sharleen for this.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: star seed 7 on May 20, 2014, 08:03:14 PM
watching the bachelorette is for children
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on May 20, 2014, 08:03:53 PM
If anybody wants to know who wins, gets eliminated show by show, or who the final 3/4 are just google "Reality Steve".

Spoiler alert below!!!!



















pro-tip -- She may be at some Chiefs games this fall.

 :Fiesta Curtain:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 20, 2014, 09:15:36 PM
watching the bachelorette is for children

 :bait:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 20, 2014, 09:17:12 PM
She's awful.

well thats because no one likes lawyers

I don't like most lawyers either, but she was barely a lawyer and now she's not one.

They should've spent whatever it took to get Sharleen for this.

what do you mean shes no longer a lawyer? like, she doesnt practice anymore because shes a professional dater or she lost her ability to practice law?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 20, 2014, 09:43:04 PM
She's awful.

well thats because no one likes lawyers

I don't like most lawyers either, but she was barely a lawyer and now she's not one.

They should've spent whatever it took to get Sharleen for this.

what do you mean shes no longer a lawyer? like, she doesnt practice anymore because shes a professional dater or she lost her ability to practice law?

Pretty early on in the show they showed her packing up her office and she said she'd given up her profession to be the bachelorette.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 20, 2014, 10:03:37 PM
 :thumbs: i started watching at the meet and greet at the house, didnt catch anything before
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: DQ12 on May 21, 2014, 12:57:24 AM
Wasn't she a DA or something? 

Lamp guy reminded me a LOT of Matt Siebrandt's Left Hand.  Just in his mannerisms.  There's also a guy on there who looks like MSLH, but a little dreamier.

Should be a great season!  Hope everyone is there for the right reasons though.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 21, 2014, 07:22:27 AM
I tried to catch up on it last night but couldn't. I really dislike her and I'm afraid I'd root for the wrong guys for her.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: OK_Cat on May 21, 2014, 07:29:54 AM
I think the explorer guy who gave her the dolls is the one that died shortly after he left the show
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 21, 2014, 07:53:59 AM
:thumbs: i started watching at the meet and greet at the house, didnt catch anything before

Wasn't she a DA or something? 

I think the explorer guy who gave her the dolls is the one that died shortly after he left the show

I think you can knock all these things out in the first 5 minutes.

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/episode-guide/season-10/1001-season-premiere-limo-arrivals
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: OK_Cat on May 21, 2014, 08:01:13 AM
i didn't watch until about 20 minutes into it, sorry trim.   :frown:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 21, 2014, 08:22:17 AM
i didn't watch until about 20 minutes into it, sorry trim.   :frown:

I know.  It was more about getting those who missed the beginning up to speed on how awful she is.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 21, 2014, 08:25:48 AM
ok trim. is andi better than des? because des really sucked.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on May 21, 2014, 08:32:12 AM
lot of h8ers in this thread.  no surprise.

YOU GO ANDI!!  FIND THAT TRUE LOVE OF YOURS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 21, 2014, 08:33:19 AM
ok trim. is andi better than des? because des really sucked.

Can't remember.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on May 05, 2015, 08:17:22 AM
Wasn't really sure which thread this should go in...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CD88jxhW0AEta7j.jpg)


#BoneGoal
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2016, 03:14:55 PM
it all goes down tonight, who will jojo pick?  well, you could probably ask testy_westy, or you could tune in tonight and find out!
my guess is robby but maybe jordan. 

Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 01, 2016, 03:34:19 PM
after the rose will probably be better because The Chad
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2016, 03:43:42 PM
he was on last week's "men tell all", there won't be an after the final rose this season.
he will also be on bachelor in paradise (starting tomorrow night!)
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 01, 2016, 04:02:52 PM
he was on last week's "men tell all", there won't be an after the final rose this season.
he will also be on bachelor in paradise (starting tomorrow night!)

my tv guide says there will be an after the final rose, and The Chad has been tweeting that he crashes that mother

and yeah bach in 'dise can't wait
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2016, 04:08:11 PM
oh man, you're right- there is a ATFR tonight.  jackpot.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on August 01, 2016, 04:12:23 PM
The Chad has been tweeting

His tweets reveal that he actually got a pretty good edit by the producers.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2016, 08:16:53 PM
jordan is so full of crap and she can see it now
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 01, 2016, 08:46:21 PM
 :bawl: sorry roberto :bawl:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 02, 2016, 08:16:05 AM
so jo and aaron lite won't even get married will they?

also, why were jo's bros kinda dicky last season, and this season you hardly heard anything?  and why didn't they make out with their sister this year?  weird and random thoughts.

BIP tonight tho!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 02, 2016, 07:46:50 PM
*__---The Chad---__*

making his first BIP appearance, him and lace?  wow
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 02, 2016, 08:49:29 PM
he went well past a level 7.  bon voyage the chad
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 03, 2016, 08:37:08 AM
FU Chris Harrison!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 03, 2016, 10:05:02 AM
one of the best performances by steroids on tv since Baylor football.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 15, 2016, 07:48:51 PM
evan man.  good grief that was a painful 45 minutes of television.

and sarah giving her rose to daniel the canadian, wow- upset alert

and damn, evan getting a plutonic rose from carly, yikes alert.  he's an embarrassment to all mankind in the history of mankind
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 16, 2016, 08:38:39 AM
evan man.  good grief that was a painful 45 minutes of television.

and sarah giving her rose to daniel the canadian, wow- upset alert

and damn, evan getting a plutonic rose from carly, yikes alert.  he's an embarrassment to all mankind in the history of mankind

yeah, still not sure how evan got on the bachelorette, very awkward person.  speaking of carly, BIP could you please never invite her back, she's so annoying
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on August 16, 2016, 08:40:30 AM
JW's doppelganger got bounced so quick again that I still have no recognition of him other than as JW's doppelganger.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 16, 2016, 07:15:36 PM
ashley being back is rough, wasn't sure it could get worse than evan.  but.  ashley.  w00f.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 16, 2016, 08:00:37 PM
ashley being back is rough, wasn't sure it could get worse than evan.  but.  ashley.  w00f.

she's rough ridin' insane.  please send her home chris harrison, she's more dangerous than the_chad was.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 02, 2017, 05:10:27 PM
ah yeah

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Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 02, 2017, 08:00:35 PM
the quebec girl, vanessa     :love:
the maple syrup girl from nashville danielle    :love:
brittany from santa monica   :love:
neil lane  :love:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 02, 2017, 08:49:13 PM
he already slayed Liz :love:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 03, 2017, 10:44:09 AM
Vanessa and Danielle seem destined to be the final two. Vanessa is ridiculously hot and seems quite sane.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on January 03, 2017, 10:51:20 AM
They kept promoting this as a season unlike any other, but it's the exact same script.  They even got a dude from the past who could carry out the directions, probably since they didn't have confidence in any new dudes.

The only thing I took note of was pig aggie doing pig aggie chants.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 03, 2017, 12:16:06 PM
the season previews made it appear that the girls got really upset after finding out him and liz have already been knocking boots, or was that just my take and there was other drama?

if so, why would they care if liz got an early invite into nick's fantasy suite?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 03, 2017, 02:07:30 PM
They kept promoting this as a season unlike any other, but it's the exact same script.  They even got a dude from the past who could carry out the directions, probably since they didn't have confidence in any new dudes.

The only thing I took note of was pig aggie doing pig aggie chants.

I wanted her gone even before she started callin da hawgz.

Also Shark Girl was amazing, but they didn't focus on the best part of her; it wasn't the costume or that she doesn't know what a dolphin is, but it was how absolutely slizzarded she was.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 09, 2017, 08:12:31 PM
danielle's drug overdose story came out of nowhere, didn't see that one coming

Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 09, 2017, 08:36:56 PM
The producers have gotten way too involved. Them forcing Koren on us is awful. She's the worst!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 16, 2017, 08:15:27 PM
 vanessa has a little celine dion goofy canadian in her
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 16, 2017, 08:43:32 PM
The producers have gotten way too involved. Them forcing Koren on us is awful. She's the worst!
THIS!!! Corrine*
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 17, 2017, 03:49:54 PM
clams' hot 5 following week 3
1) corinne.  what a freak, but in a great way.  this girl knows what she wants and knows how to get it.  love her reaction to the backstreet boys group date, and her skipping the rose ceremony once she already had a rose.  i don't think i've ever seen that before.  between the whip creme, the bouncy house thing, the lack of dance skills, just everything corinne.  she's secured her place at the top of clams' hot 5.

2) vanessa.  she is canadian and that's working against her but she's also very lovely and even nick sees that.  she has a good head on her shoulders and nick kissed her after she threw up on the Zero G plane.  if that doesn't spell l-o-v-e then i don't know what does.  vanessa squarely locked at the 2 spot following week 3.

3) rachel.  nick has a thing for this woman and i think we all know why, she seems very grounded.  i can see rach going far, both in the competition for nick's heart, and sexually (fantasy suite anyone??).

4) danielle m.  not even sure she's still on the show but nails, she is nails.  let me google it. she is.  good news, she needs to step up her game though, i'd hate to see this one time forerunner fall the the wayside. 

5) sarah.  that goofy little teacher from newport beach was showing up at the right times last night, i see her making a strong push once nick finally boots corinnne.  i think nick likes her more than the producers want us to know. 


tune in next week for clams hot 5
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on January 17, 2017, 04:36:41 PM
Vanessa was NOT thrilled about the bouncy castle one bit, she was really giving Nick the business (non sexy kind) as the 'sode ended.  What will happen next week????  WOW!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 17, 2017, 05:24:53 PM
Corinne is obvs crazy but man she's hot. This is only my second season of the bachelor but it seems crazy formulaic. Vanessa will obviously stay, she will be in the top two with the pediatric nurse, but she looks to be pissed.

I was surprised to see the lady from British Columbia go so early. I was going to put her on my fantasy team but I forgot to do one.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 17, 2017, 07:17:23 PM
yeah getting rid of hailey from BC was a real head scratcher, maybe america doesn't have nick figured out quite as well as we think we do?  she came into the rose ceremony and i was like, bam give that woman a rose.
oh well, can't keep all the smoking hot ones.  he has to appear to be looking for more than just looks. 


also, astrid needs to go just based upon her name. sorry astrid fans. <3
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 17, 2017, 11:24:30 PM
Final Four:

Pig Aggy
Corrine
Canadian V.
Rachel

 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on January 19, 2017, 12:39:01 PM
Final Four:

Pig Aggy
Corrine
Canadian V.
Rachel

 :buh-bye:

Are these your predictions or are you doing the thing again where you look up the results that we all know exist and avoid and then force them upon us like it's clever?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 19, 2017, 07:03:04 PM
There is absolutely no chance pig aggy and Corinne make it to the final four. I'm guessing by the season preview that the black woman with the gap makes it to the final four.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 19, 2017, 07:21:56 PM
that's rachel
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 19, 2017, 08:01:57 PM
There is no way the pediatric nurse doesn't make the final four.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 19, 2017, 09:06:16 PM
agreed but i can see her leaving on her own
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: nicname on January 19, 2017, 11:30:37 PM
I enjoy the way they're demeaning the contestants with these entry bits.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 20, 2017, 12:34:51 AM
agreed but i can see her leaving on her own

Ooh true.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 22, 2017, 04:34:17 PM
Final Four:

Pig Aggy
Corrine
Canadian V.
Rachel

 :buh-bye:

Are these your predictions or are you doing the thing again where you look up the results that we all know exist and avoid and then force them upon us like it's clever?

Guessing.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on January 24, 2017, 11:11:17 PM
:emawkid:

http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/corinne-the-bachelor-2-chainz-vieo/1764353/
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 25, 2017, 08:59:29 AM
It's so obviously staged now, it's getting unbearable to watch. Corrine is 99% of the show and she's obviously an actress. Woof!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 25, 2017, 09:38:33 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T REALLY REAL?


corrine is on the clock, she'll be gone within the next 2 weeks.  what other actress is going to step up and steal nick's heart?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 30, 2017, 08:56:22 PM
what a horrific night in the bayou for that unlucky lady
how does she get back to the mainland?  she's just sitting at the table in the swamp by herself lol how great

and wtf poor sarah the teacher from newport beach.  i'm guessing he forgot her name or something and meant to give her a rose but called out a different name by mistake. that's the only possible excuse for him no rosing her
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: The Big Train on January 30, 2017, 09:11:46 PM
:flush:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 31, 2017, 03:16:57 AM
what a horrific night in the bayou for that unlucky lady
how does she get back to the mainland?  she's just sitting at the table in the swamp by herself lol how great

and wtf poor sarah the teacher from newport beach.  i'm guessing he forgot her name or something and meant to give her a rose but called out a different name by mistake. that's the only possible excuse for him no rosing her

Agreed with Sarah, also I think she looks very similar to Corrine and they both look like Sarah Hyland. I have no idea why in the hell Jami is still around, same with Raven and Alexis. I like Alexis, a lot, but she seems like an odd fit for this cast/show.

So after seeing just two seasons of the bachelor, I think I've figured out that the casting plant has to stay until the first two-on-one then what happens happens. I don't think it was coincidence that the casting plant went on the two-on-one in both seasons i have seen.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on January 31, 2017, 07:49:09 AM
pretty much every season you can see who the front runners are early on just like we did this year with vanessa, rachel, and danielle

then i think the producers and the bachelor/bachelorette decide on the rest of the cast chips will fall.
i don't see any connection at all b/w nick and alexis, josephine, jaimi, jasmine g.  they're just there to extend rose ceremonies/make the season last longer.

jaimi and josephine haven't even had a one on one date with nick if that tells you anything


i still think there's a chance that danielle goes home earlier than we expect.
i wonder what corrine will do to get the boot, right  now nick seems to like her
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on January 31, 2017, 07:28:31 PM
https://twitter.com/JSisco16/status/826260668206764034
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 01, 2017, 10:02:04 AM
what a horrific night in the bayou for that unlucky lady
how does she get back to the mainland?  she's just sitting at the table in the swamp by herself lol how great

For $100, I could get some exclusive interview time.  #coverage

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Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 01, 2017, 10:28:30 AM
you're so #blessed, i'd make an appointment w/ her if she was in kc
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on February 01, 2017, 01:43:00 PM
she lacks emotional intelligence imo
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 13, 2017, 02:36:54 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T REALLY REAL?


corrine is on the clock, she'll be gone within the next 2 weeks.  what other actress is going to step up and steal nick's heart?
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/831239539511480320
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on February 14, 2017, 03:01:32 AM
Why in the hell did they announce the new bachelorette while she is still on the bachelor?

Also two of my top 3 out in one episode, woof.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 14, 2017, 07:43:54 AM
it looks like abc is setting us up for a celine dion versus celut dion finale :love:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2017, 11:34:37 AM
 :surprised:

https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09/status/831335806296014848
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Pett on February 14, 2017, 11:37:18 AM
You guys, Vanessa is a total smokeshow. I don't care if she is a failed actress.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 14, 2017, 11:40:54 AM
Nick is really bad at breaking up with girls/telling them he doesn't love them.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on February 15, 2017, 11:49:20 PM
it looks like abc is setting us up for a celine dion versus celut dion finale :love:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2017, 02:29:16 PM
tonight's hometown dates have me on the edge of my seat
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 20, 2017, 02:56:31 PM
The Bachelor in pig aggie land is dictating I cover tonight's live.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Pett on February 20, 2017, 02:58:32 PM
Over/under on how many of the ladies Nick bangs in the fantasy suite?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 20, 2017, 03:11:12 PM
Over/under on how many of the ladies Nick bangs in the fantasy suite?

"Bangs?"
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Pett on February 20, 2017, 03:17:09 PM
Over/under on how many of the ladies Nick bangs in the fantasy suite?

"Bangs?"

Or rails...whichever you prefer. Mr. Nick "Do you want to eff or make love" Viall has zero chill.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 20, 2017, 03:20:18 PM
Over/under on how many of the ladies Nick bangs in the fantasy suite?

"Bangs?"

Or rails...whichever you prefer. Mr. Nick "Do you want to eff or make love" Viall does not take it easy.

It's "BONES," dumbass.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2017, 03:50:57 PM
Over/under on how many of the ladies Nick bangs in the fantasy suite?

all of them at least 3 times
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 20, 2017, 03:56:16 PM
I read that the reason Vanessa was off screen so much last week was that she and Rachel got in a big fight and all the other girls hated her thereafter.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 20, 2017, 04:03:52 PM
Fantasy suite bones are passé. I'm here for like week 5 bones.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2017, 08:36:34 PM
vanessa's brother looks like something out of central casting
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2017, 08:40:27 PM
was that a tent outside of vanessa's mom's crib?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 23, 2017, 07:30:30 PM
i was able to glean nothing from the hometown dates.  knowing that rachel is the next "ette", i'll assume she's not going to the finale.
somewhat surprised how well raven's date went.

i guess i'll stick with vanessa and corinne.  corinne has really grown on me lately and the two girls are so polar opposite, something tells me maybe nick picks corinne because he's not ready for how heavy vanessa comes off as.

two part final episode fwiw, two weeks, 4 hours, ugh it's going to be incredible
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 23, 2017, 09:57:07 PM
Maybe Rachel wins and then turns him down or something.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 23, 2017, 10:31:47 PM
Rachel being the 'ette means at least one more star turn for her rough ridin' weirdo bro-in-law.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on February 25, 2017, 10:47:26 PM
Rachel will definitely survive this rose ceremony, the season preview showed her wearing a big ass coat with a furry hood standing in snow.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 26, 2017, 11:32:17 AM
Rachel will definitely survive this rose ceremony, the season preview showed her wearing a big ass coat with a furry hood standing in snow.

damn it
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 27, 2017, 07:30:21 PM
damn say it isn't so
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 27, 2017, 07:46:57 PM
How fortunate that Andi was able to clear her docket to be able to make a guest appearance.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 27, 2017, 08:01:53 PM
i thought tonight was 2 hours

the rocky 4 credits was great
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on February 28, 2017, 08:30:46 AM
how could he possibly do that to Corinne?  it has to be Canadian (Canadien?) girl at this point.  He's not gonna pig souie the rest of his life, although Raven was very open and awkward about her past boner time.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 28, 2017, 08:42:26 AM
he's an insensitive prick, that's how he can play corinne like that.  what a fool.  i lost all respect for nick after last night's rose ceremony.
i still don't think he and celine dion have anything in common other than he wants to give her his long bone.  raven has come a long way, she's my dark horse. 
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 28, 2017, 08:51:23 AM
I think Nick seems pretty excited to be the first to make pig aggie squeal.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on February 28, 2017, 09:31:17 AM
thought it was rumored/said maybe Andi's season? that Nick was awful in the sack.  Raven seems to be the nicest one, i think he goes with Celine though.  If it was any of the other girl's telling him they loved him like Corinne he wouldn't have had them go through the rose ceremony.  Corinne handled it well, she should be the bachelorette, or go on bach pad, i need more Corinne.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 28, 2017, 09:48:45 AM
Guess we don't have a montreal pak'rs group from which someone could see whether vanessa's already offered good luck w/all that to the special ed students, as she's off to launch her co-hosting career in la la land.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on February 28, 2017, 10:03:10 AM
Quote
Andi describes her sexual encounter with Nick during their overnight date as “cringe-worthy,” “lady boner-killing” and “awkward.” Mid-sex, Nick apparently asked Andi if she’d rather “make love or eff.” Her response to that? “What the fuckity eff?”

“This is sex, dammit ... kiss me, love on me, and if you can’t talk without making an utter fool of yourself, then stay silent,” she writes, adding that if the sex had been “mind-blowing,” she could have maybe overlooked the situation — but, that wasn’t the case.

source: https://www.amazon.com/Its-Not-Okay-Turning-Heartbreak/dp/1501132466

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41qNtjmBhlL._SX324_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on February 28, 2017, 10:18:48 AM
well there you have it folks
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 28, 2017, 10:21:52 AM
He should have gotten more PAK'd. He psyched himself out. Sad.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on February 28, 2017, 10:34:07 AM
Quote
Andi Jeanette Dorfman is an American television personality and former Assistant District Attorney from Fulton County, Georgia.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on March 01, 2017, 01:30:21 AM
he's an insensitive prick, that's how he can play corinne like that.  what a fool.  i lost all respect for nick after last night's rose ceremony.
i still don't think he and celine dion have anything in common other than he wants to give her his long bone.  raven has come a long way, she's my dark horse.

This is exactly how I feel.

Also I think Rachel is going to quit.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 01, 2017, 09:08:09 AM
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/836953835293716480
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on March 01, 2017, 09:33:31 AM
Nick will be on DWTS. Isn't this another indicator that he isn't currently in a relationship with one of his contestants.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on March 01, 2017, 10:24:59 AM
Nick will be on DWTS. Isn't this another indicator that he isn't currently in a relationship with one of his contestants.

No.  KSU's own sean lowe was white on that show just after completing his TheBachelor run.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 01, 2017, 10:28:06 AM
Nick will be on DWTS. Isn't this another indicator that he isn't currently in a relationship with one of his contestants.

No.  KSU's own sean lowe was white on that show just after completing his TheBachelor run.

and now he tweets he and CG's kid pics on the reg
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on March 01, 2017, 10:52:32 AM
sean and catherine's baby might be the cutest baby on the planet
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 01, 2017, 12:03:10 PM
sean and catherine's baby might be the cutest baby on the planet

I refuse to look at any baby pictures on twitter or IG
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on March 01, 2017, 01:30:50 PM
sean and catherine's baby might be the cutest baby on the planet

I refuse to look at any baby pictures on twitter or IG

ok
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on March 01, 2017, 01:34:42 PM
All these bachelor people's taxes must be real messes.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2017, 07:17:19 PM
i have all kc area news weather people
gmafb we live in kc, it rains here who gives a crap
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on March 08, 2017, 10:00:27 AM
Appears Taylor has given up being a mental health person and is gonna dive head-first into a former bachelor contestant career.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on April 25, 2017, 09:10:15 AM
Chris Soules killed a farmer here in Iowa last night. He rear ended a tractor driving on a road and sent the guy driving it into a ditch. Prince Farming left the scene but was arrested early this morning.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on April 25, 2017, 10:26:43 AM
oh crap
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on April 25, 2017, 11:18:57 AM
Chris Soules killed a farmer here in Iowa last night. He rear ended a tractor driving on a road and sent the guy driving it into a ditch. Prince Farming left the scene but was arrested early this morning.

sounds like just another day in lawrence, kansas.  did chris soules play hoops at ku?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on April 25, 2017, 11:36:44 AM
I'd always had the impression that a tractor was more powerful than a pickup truck. 
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on April 25, 2017, 11:56:23 AM
said tractor trailer in an article i read, which led me to believe a semi, but then i realized we're talking iowa here, so probably a cab-less tractor pulling some old wagon
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on April 25, 2017, 12:46:24 PM
The old guy was driving a regular tractor and Soules was driving a pickup truck. It was on a county road. I have two tractors here on my property that could absolutely be pushed into a ditch by one of these speeding huge dualie, extended cab trucks that Soules undoubtedly drives. The cops found empty alcohol containers in his truck as well.

He has been arrested for OWI before and had a separate open container citation on another occasion.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on April 25, 2017, 01:55:31 PM
man, he's gonna do quite a bit of time, no?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on April 25, 2017, 02:06:42 PM
not if he gives his boy chris harrison a call and asks him to pull some vip hollywood strings for him.  i have to imagine a gigantic stud like harrison rolls pretty deep and has connections everywhere. 
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on April 25, 2017, 09:58:47 PM
man, he's gonna do quite a bit of time, no?

I would be stunned if he did a day over 1 year. Unless he was completely crap faced it's going to be difficult to prove how impaired he was because he left the scene and was found later. Also his attorneys can point out the fact that this tractor was on the road at night, obviously difficult to see. Of all of the high profile vehicular manslaughter cases that involve alcohol that I know of, I can't recall the offender getting long sentences. I'm sure there are cases of a chronic drunk driver killing a family of 5 that got like 10 years or something.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: SdK on April 25, 2017, 10:02:06 PM
In KS they have up to 3 hours after an accident to breathalyze you and charge you with DUI.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on April 26, 2017, 12:36:57 AM
On his season, I remember them having the girls compete in a bikini tractor race or something.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on April 26, 2017, 08:35:17 AM
man, he's gonna do quite a bit of time, no?

I would be stunned if he did a day over 1 year. Unless he was completely crap faced it's going to be difficult to prove how impaired he was because he left the scene and was found later. Also his attorneys can point out the fact that this tractor was on the road at night, obviously difficult to see. Of all of the high profile vehicular manslaughter cases that involve alcohol that I know of, I can't recall the offender getting long sentences. I'm sure there are cases of a chronic drunk driver killing a family of 5 that got like 10 years or something.

yeah, i don't know much about these cases, just seems leaving the scene, the guy dying, and the alcohol is all pretty damning stuff
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on April 26, 2017, 09:40:19 AM
man, he's gonna do quite a bit of time, no?

I would be stunned if he did a day over 1 year. Unless he was completely crap faced it's going to be difficult to prove how impaired he was because he left the scene and was found later. Also his attorneys can point out the fact that this tractor was on the road at night, obviously difficult to see. Of all of the high profile vehicular manslaughter cases that involve alcohol that I know of, I can't recall the offender getting long sentences. I'm sure there are cases of a chronic drunk driver killing a family of 5 that got like 10 years or something.

yeah, i don't know much about these cases, just seems leaving the scene, the guy dying, and the alcohol is all pretty damning stuff

Heard this morning his charges have a five year max, he definitely won't spend more than a year in jail.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 25, 2017, 03:06:05 PM
This show would be a lot better if the cast united and refused to play the characters.

The season teaser had some interesting things, but I'd like to see them over 8-10 1-hour episodes instead of however long this thing's gonna drag on.  I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on May 25, 2017, 03:21:03 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 25, 2017, 03:38:11 PM
 Need a booze bachelorette where they make them get faced
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 25, 2017, 03:43:51 PM
I'd watch a documentary on the #producing that goes on, with the saga of how this lady was ordered to pick the whaboom'r as an example.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on May 25, 2017, 03:58:00 PM
wha boom seems a lot more likable than the d-bag who is trying to call him out
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 25, 2017, 04:43:09 PM
They're both inadequate.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on May 30, 2017, 02:53:10 AM
I'd watch a documentary on the #producing that goes on, with the saga of how this lady was ordered to pick the whaboom'r as an example.

Just watched last week's episode, holy crap, the most obvious sign that this crap is take that I've ever seen. Of course they had to wait for the first black bachelorette to turn the farce all the way up to 100.

Also why is the bachelorette so much worse than the bachelor?

Just saw a spoiler of what happened tonight, just more of the circus.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 30, 2017, 08:35:30 AM
they finally brought in the girlfriend left at home for a face off
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on May 30, 2017, 08:46:15 AM
the ex girl chick seemed crazy with her avril lavigne haircut and crap
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: star seed 7 on May 30, 2017, 09:31:29 AM
Pic?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on May 30, 2017, 12:29:35 PM
they finally brought in the girlfriend left at home for a face off

Gotta pull out all of the gimmicks to get people to watch ol Black Rachel.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 30, 2017, 01:24:48 PM
Her law career has been portrayed as much further along than Andi's, but apparently still not enough to compare favorably to the prospects of being a reality tv person.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on May 30, 2017, 01:26:23 PM
they finally brought in the girlfriend left at home for a face off

Gotta pull out all of the gimmicks to get people to watch ol Black Rachel.

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on June 02, 2017, 04:10:39 PM
Lot to unpack here: http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/06/02/kevin-durant-great-college-romance-was-with-bachelorettes-rachel-lindsay/
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 12, 2017, 09:08:07 AM
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/exclusive-why-bachelor-in-paradise-shut-down-after-incident-between-demario-jackson-and-corinne-olympios/ar-BBCx13v?li=BBnb7Kz

Corinne!  :eye:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on June 12, 2017, 09:11:00 AM
that makes absolutely no sense.  BiP is all about misconduct, that's the basis of the damned show
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 12, 2017, 09:14:39 AM
I bet Demario was banging that producer
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 12, 2017, 09:28:02 AM
I bet Demario was banging that producer

Probably pretty close to this
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on June 12, 2017, 09:30:15 AM
i will be so pissed if we don't have bip this summer
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 12, 2017, 09:47:17 AM
I'm with clams.  I just can't imagine what a producer could see...you are a producer on BIP.  you are going to witness some levels of drunken boning from the time you get off the AA flight from Burbank
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on June 13, 2017, 12:43:44 AM
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/874487752879775744
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Gooch on June 13, 2017, 08:00:36 AM
They were in the pool and she literally climbed up to sit on his face. That sounds pretty consensual to me.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 20, 2017, 01:31:39 PM
 :excited:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/bachelor-in-paradise-to-resume-filming-after-investigation-concludes-no-sexual-assault/ar-BBCX7dA?li=BBnb7Kz
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 20, 2017, 01:34:26 PM
Everybody got home, sobered up and realized hey were unemployed and there were no cameras at their house
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on June 20, 2017, 02:20:01 PM
Whatever winning is on this show, I want that for Kenny.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on June 28, 2017, 03:11:13 AM
Whatever winning is on this show, I want that for Kenny.

It's because you're a good person.


Also is anyone shocked that Corinne is a giant piece of crap? I hate typing her name, like one of the best people I have ever met was someone named Corinne. This bachelorette dickhead is an extreme disservice to the name.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 28, 2017, 08:51:07 AM
She's a dickhead for coming on to a guy? :confused:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 28, 2017, 08:52:45 AM
She's a dickhead for coming on to a guy? :confused:

She claimed she was a victim of sexual assault.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 28, 2017, 08:55:06 AM
Do you know if she wasn't?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 28, 2017, 09:05:42 AM
Do you know if she wasn't?

Not for certain, but every account I've read of what happens seems to indicate that she was not.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on June 28, 2017, 02:59:35 PM
Do you know if she wasn't?

Should we disregard the link you posted stating that she wasn't?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on June 28, 2017, 03:19:09 PM
i just don't see her with kenny
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on June 29, 2017, 09:30:05 AM
i just don't see her with kenny

i posted this before i had the chance to watch tuesday night's episode.  was sad to see josiah go.
i'm not sure i like any of the remaining guys.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on June 29, 2017, 10:04:11 AM
i just don't see her with kenny

i posted this before i had the chance to watch tuesday night's episode.  was sad to see josiah go.
i'm not sure i like any of the remaining guys.

Pretty vanilla group
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on June 29, 2017, 10:49:31 AM
i just don't see her with kenny

i posted this before i had the chance to watch tuesday night's episode.  was sad to see josiah go.
i'm not sure i like any of the remaining guys.

Pretty vanilla group

which makes her going out of her way to mention that she usually dates black dudes kind of weird

the producers have been handling this whole thing in such a mumped up way
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: MakeItRain on June 29, 2017, 04:44:22 PM
i just don't see her with kenny

i posted this before i had the chance to watch tuesday night's episode.  was sad to see josiah go.
i'm not sure i like any of the remaining guys.

Pretty vanilla group

which makes her going out of her way to mention that she usually dates black dudes kind of weird

the producers have been handling this whole thing in such a mumped up way

I meant vanilla, like dull, but yeah, that too. She was offended that Will didn't date black women which puzzled me. I mean I get it but I was surprised she couldn't hide her contempt better.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on June 29, 2017, 05:39:01 PM
i don't really understand why she kept eric aka Dulé Hill considering they seem to have no connection but now he's on tmz saying race has nothing to do with it while on the show he's the one that brought it up
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on July 03, 2017, 11:29:51 AM
Without Kenny, this is gonna be tough to get through to the end.  Saving grace may be sticking it out for the reunion shows w/Lee so that we can be fully informed before lots of gE encounters with him in Nashville.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on July 24, 2017, 11:27:11 AM
 :fatty:  get ready boys b/c tonight the remaining 3 will get to take her into the stabbin cabin for the overnight dates  :fatty:
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on July 24, 2017, 08:17:54 PM
bone time
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on August 08, 2017, 11:52:52 PM
That was awful.  She's awful.

The runner-up is awful for not pressing harder that this lady who is insisting he propose to her hasn't even decided to stop bone'n the other dude.  The winner (?) is awful for not asking wtf about how he only got her by default - lol at her trying to retcon the story into her having dumped the other dude.

BIP looks lol.  Good for LSOC and I that the mom is on another one of these things.  Goochbox?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 09, 2017, 08:35:19 AM
yeah what happened to BIP mom and that Murray guy?  she get tired of listening to him moan as he ate pizza?
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on August 09, 2017, 08:59:16 AM
yeah what happened to BIP mom and that Murray guy?  she get tired of listening to him moan as he ate pizza?

Ha, I forgot about that guy and that they won (?) last time.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 09, 2017, 09:04:18 AM
yeah what happened to BIP mom and that Murray guy?  she get tired of listening to him moan as he ate pizza?

Ha, I forgot about that guy and that they won (?) last time.

Murray guy is 0-2, hopefully he'll make it back to paradise, no one deserves it more
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on August 09, 2017, 09:06:44 AM
One of my favorite running bits is how great a mom the mom is as she annually abandons her kid to spend a month in pound town.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 09, 2017, 09:24:49 AM
she's doing this for the kids, how you do not see that is beyond me
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 09, 2017, 09:36:48 AM
a little background on Joshanda's split
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/amanda-stantons-ex-on-josh-murray-thank-god-hes-gone-w457122

Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on August 09, 2017, 09:51:19 AM
Quote
A source previously told Us Weekly that Stanton and Murray's romance ended earlier this month after they got into a spat at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball concert. Murray, 32, left the event after finding out that the Bachelor season 20 castoff, 26, had been drinking during a recent getaway to Lake Tahoe with friend and Bachelor in Paradise costar Ashley Iaconetti.

Also for the kids.  And I'd forgotten there were multiple.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 09, 2017, 09:58:42 AM
sometimes you just need to go to Tahoe and crush some sangria with a emotionally unstable friend you met at bone beach, recharges the batteries, makes you a better parent, i get it.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 14, 2017, 05:58:41 PM
bachelor in paradise

 :excited:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRHT7BvEq1I
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 15, 2017, 07:18:33 PM
well abc kind of mumped us by leaving off last night with the cessation of filming and starting tonight with this bullshit wedding garbage.  evan and carly, please eff off.
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 16, 2017, 08:54:06 AM
evan and carly are so weird and gross.  she was disgusted by him at first but then married him when literally no one else would have her, so gross and desperate, nice goatee evan
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on August 16, 2017, 09:11:54 AM
evan is a 'gloid

when he and chad were on the bachelorette together and chad compared him to gary oldham in the fifth element it was reality television greatness.  i miss chad.

chad = genius

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/42feacdd009584882ce82bcfb3977f67b31a16a8/c=9-0-741-550&r=x408&c=540x405/local/-/media/2016/06/07/IAGroup/DesMoines/636008548111209990-FotorCreated.png)
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on August 16, 2017, 09:24:04 AM
man, put a goatee on that guy and it's like looking into a mirror
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on March 05, 2018, 11:26:25 PM
wow tonight’s bachelor finale- best episode of television in the history of television?  this one is incredible

for such a idiot bachelor, he went out on top
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on March 06, 2018, 09:07:53 AM
i loved how becka kept telling him to just leave and he'd just sit there awkwardly looking like a dumbass.  then i also liked how he'd go get her and say can we talk for a couple minutes, and then they'd sit down, and he wouldn't say a word, just look like a complete dumbass.  great tv
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2018, 10:53:31 AM
chris harrison was on seacrest’s show today and said there’s more good to come tonight on atfr
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Post by: meow meow on March 06, 2018, 11:17:49 AM
well yeah, Ari and both girls there, live, what could possibly go wrong
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 06, 2018, 12:04:11 PM
What a performance by Arie.

"are you okay"?

"Can we just talk for a few minutes"?
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Post by: meow meow on March 06, 2018, 12:45:38 PM
you could tell he really wanted to give her a consoling touch, but she said don't touch me, and as a true gentleman, he respected her wishes.

ARIE-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me
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Post by: pissclams on March 06, 2018, 02:34:26 PM
he couldn’t really look at her while she was sobbing so he just stared off to the side mouth breathing looking like a dumbass, it was fantastic

and him not leaving- despite her continued asking him to leave- lol

I wonder where he went after leaving, to PAK?

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Post by: meow meow on March 06, 2018, 02:53:07 PM
people on twitter were all up in arms at ABC for showing all of that, i didn't see the big deal, it's part of what you sign up for, to make THE MOST DRAMATIC TV SHOW EVER!  Besides Becka didn't really seem to gaf, i mean i'm guessing most people who get told to kick rocks after getting an engagement rings are pretty pissed/sad, took everything she had to squeeze out a single tear.
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Post by: Trim on July 09, 2018, 11:32:47 PM
Are we over this entire franchise, or is it just that this season is so bad it can't even be snarked about with BONE references?
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Post by: OK_Cat on July 10, 2018, 01:21:24 AM
Becca is the worst bachelorette OAT IMO


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Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: meow meow on July 10, 2018, 09:12:12 AM
she wants someone to do bone things to her so bad
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Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2018, 09:18:56 AM
she was pretty sad to find out that colton hadn't played "hide the bone" yet.  i bet she can't wait for the fantasy suites for multiple bone sessions with each man.
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Post by: Trim on July 10, 2018, 09:53:06 AM
Becca is the worst bachelorette OAT IMO

She's bad, but really anyone that agrees to be puppeteer'd by the producers over a season of TV is eventually/quickly going to seem horrible.  The question is, why aren't we hilariously mocking the show this season or ever again?

I'd love a season where from the outset or even after a week or so of shooting and it being cost-impossible to pull the plug, the lead and the contestants start refusing to do anything corny.
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Post by: Trim on May 22, 2019, 01:25:41 AM
Alabama should NOT be making it harder to have abortions.
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Post by: pissclams on May 22, 2019, 11:03:50 AM
i have a feeling she's going to long bone about half of the cast
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Post by: Trim on May 22, 2019, 11:25:11 AM
She got bone-blocked twice in the last 30 minutes. Has anyone gotten knocked up on this show before?
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Post by: Trim on May 29, 2019, 01:15:15 AM
Give Jon Paul Jones his own show.

Lol at post-hospital Hannah getting a night off when they already paid that singer $500 for a private concert.

How Cam gonna go with a story about getting his leg amputated when his leg is right there, attached, in shorts?
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Post by: pissclams on May 29, 2019, 09:15:32 AM
cam's amputation story was incredible.   i can only hope his leg and his puppy found a good home
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Post by: Trim on May 29, 2019, 10:02:03 AM
ABC:

"Amputate"
But don't actually
Cut anything off
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 29, 2019, 11:16:35 AM
Man, this is pretty great so far. Agreed that ABC was never going to let her skip that guy singing.

It appears she is going to be anti colton and bone brag at least a few times. 
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Post by: Trim on May 29, 2019, 12:03:13 PM
Watching the preview last night, I don't think she's going to BONE much, if at all, on this show, but rather that some dude is going to take issue w/her not being a virgin and she's going to give that speech about how she's BONED in the past and that it's OK.   :rolleyes:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 29, 2019, 12:18:18 PM
Watching the preview last night, I don't think she's going to BONE much, if at all, on this show, but rather that some dude is going to take issue w/her not being a virgin and she's going to give that speech about how she's BONED in the past and that it's OK.   :rolleyes:

I mean, that is what that speech is about but she is for sure pro-bono
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Post by: Trim on May 29, 2019, 01:08:43 PM
They haven't even been close to an ocean yet iirc.
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Post by: Trim on May 31, 2019, 01:46:34 PM
Listening to ringer bachelorette podcast and was reminded that ABC Cam is an aggy aggie.
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Post by: meow meow on May 31, 2019, 01:58:20 PM
he def looks like an aggy aggie.  probably "lost his leg" in one of those wars the aggy pretend army is always fighting
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Post by: pissclams on May 31, 2019, 02:28:57 PM
cam being an aggy is the least surprising thing i’ve read all week
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: Trim on May 31, 2019, 02:36:58 PM
he def looks like an aggy aggie.  probably "lost his leg" in one of those wars the aggy pretend army is always fighting

:lol:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 31, 2019, 02:54:28 PM
lol at the pretend war injury
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Post by: Trim on June 04, 2019, 12:46:53 AM
This lady is such a rough ridin' spaz. Dude who had to tour Boston with her should’ve run away.
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Post by: Trim on June 14, 2019, 02:33:04 PM
Luke BONED her at the very beginning of the season in the interview room, right?
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Post by: meow meow on July 31, 2019, 09:46:56 AM
what a dramatic ending!  pretty hilarious she picked dog jingle guy, and he had a relationship he didn't know he was in, lmao, so great!
Title: Re: Bachelorette 2014
Post by: pissclams on July 31, 2019, 10:35:50 AM
well the good news is tyler was still ready and waiting for her and is still in love with her

i found jud's dog song on twitter and i can't understand how anyone would give him their pelt
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Post by: Trim on July 31, 2019, 10:40:53 AM
Tyler's plan needs to be:

1) find mini-golf course with windmill big enough to BONE in
2) BONE her
3) bounce and BONE Jupiter 4 eva
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Post by: meow meow on July 31, 2019, 10:47:55 AM
she had to feel kind of dumb watching it back, that her entire family could see this guy was a no talent assclown but she couldn't.