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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: hatingfrancisco on May 14, 2014, 03:03:31 PM
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Wife locked locked us out of the house yesterday with the baby still sitting in the high chair in the kitchen. After exhausting all options I ended up kicking the door in like a boss. :gocho:
Yeah it's going to cost me a crap ton of money to fix but WGAF.
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did it feel as good as I would imagine it felt?
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Total stud move.
I would have broke out a window. Seems easier.
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did it feel as good as I would imagine it felt?
reenactment.
*note - Playing the part of hatingfrancis in this dramatization is A.C. Slater.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FM0rMf.gif&hash=921da9e125445913f0588e0b46905a6895fe07a1)
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if you've made it long enough in life to have a wife and baby without having kicked in a door, you're doing it wrong. crap man. i was kicking doors in back in high school.
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did it feel as good as I would imagine it felt?
reenactment.
*note - Playing the part of hatingfrancis in this dramatization is A.C. Slater.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FM0rMf.gif&hash=921da9e125445913f0588e0b46905a6895fe07a1)
Why were you and your wife outside wearing towels while your baby was inside in a high chair?
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i broke two doors in high school(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthe-mainboard.com%2Fstyles%2Fdefault%2Fxenforo%2Fsmilies%2Fsmug.gif&hash=d18eefea686d7b0337f4e2a96676a51abf3d3e45)
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Why were you and your wife outside wearing towels while your baby was inside in a high chair?
Yes! I will tell you what technique I used while kicking that rough ridin' door's face in. At first I thought I would just put my shoulder into it, but then remembered all the rotator cuff issues I had while being a stud/boss in softball.
And then, like a vision, I thought of this:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gifbay.com%2F2013%2F06%2F300_this_is_sparta-53535.gif&hash=aff0824bb79f9106dce6d6d93b216c1a250324d2)
*sidenote* I didn't actually yell "This is Sparta!" but I was totally thinking it in my head as I ruined that door's rough ridin' day.
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if you've made it long enough in life to have a wife and baby without having kicked in a door, you're doing it wrong. crap man. i was kicking doors in back in high school. like last week.
Fyp
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kicking in doors is rough ridin' sweet. i kicked in a few doors in college and it felt amazing.
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if you've made it long enough in life to have a wife and baby without having kicked in a door, you're doing it wrong. crap man. i was kicking doors in back in high school. like last week.
Fyp
graduate next week, i'm done, son!
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eff that, I use the jump kick err'time
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littletinyMH once locked his mom out of the house. I don't recall the exact details of the story, but she set me on the counter next to the sliding glass door while she went outside to take care of something really quick. She shut the door behind her and I reached down and flipped the lock, then I began to laugh uncontrollably when she came back to the door and couldn't get in. I wasn't any older than three years old at the time.
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Wife locked locked us out of the house yesterday with the baby still sitting in the high chair in the kitchen. After exhausting all options I ended up kicking the door in like a boss. :gocho:
Yeah it's going to cost me a crap ton of money to fix but WGAF.
why isn't it costing you $zero to fix it, shouldn't your wife do that? (note: I am not married so not really sure how stuff like this works)
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Wife locked locked us out of the house yesterday with the baby still sitting in the high chair in the kitchen. After exhausting all options I ended up kicking the door in like a boss. :gocho:
Yeah it's going to cost me a crap ton of money to fix but WGAF.
why isn't it costing you $zero to fix it, shouldn't your wife do that? (note: I am not married so not really sure how stuff like this works)
Joint account bruh.
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Wife locked locked us out of the house yesterday with the baby still sitting in the high chair in the kitchen. After exhausting all options I ended up kicking the door in like a boss. :gocho:
Yeah it's going to cost me a crap ton of money to fix but WGAF.
why isn't it costing you $zero to fix it, shouldn't your wife do that? (note: I am not married so not really sure how stuff like this works)
Joint account bruh.
Yup, and got the quote today, 400 bucks to fix. They say they may not be able to salvage the door.
I asked them to try. I would hate for things to end between us like they did; with me kicking in its stupid fat door-face.
:cry:
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if they cant fix it and give you a new one take the old one and put it above your fireplace. or bury it in your front yard.
#neverforget
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I used to work at a movie theater. A guy who did projection would sprint down the stairs and Van Damme the door open constantly. One time there was a toddler on the other side of the door that got nailed by the door. Probably the shittiest dad in the world was with him and didn't seem to care too terribly much.