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Title: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 10:37:11 AM
take kids or don't take kids? like for arguments sake let's say you have a 7 yr old boy. both the new spiderman and captain america movies are pg-13. my guess is for a little violence and dark themes or something. nbd or bfd? you take him? do you roll eyes at someone who would? what about a five year old? ten year old?
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: mocat on May 09, 2014, 10:39:25 AM
depends on the movie
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 09, 2014, 10:40:08 AM
Doc Hollywood!  :love:
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 09, 2014, 10:40:22 AM
mods please move to pussification of america thread
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Tobias on May 09, 2014, 10:40:45 AM
will you be drinking beer around children
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Post by: AppleJack on May 09, 2014, 10:42:54 AM
How smart are these children?
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2014, 10:44:08 AM
will you be drinking beer around children
In a wife beater, stoned AF!  :dubious:
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 10:45:38 AM
How smart are these children?

assume above average intelligence but not like super nerd smart.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 10:46:09 AM
depends on the movie

let's assume the two movies that i mentioned.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Tobias on May 09, 2014, 10:46:28 AM
trim 3:16
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Bloodfart on May 09, 2014, 10:48:53 AM
My five yr old had nightmares about Christopher Lloyd's character in Dennis the Menace.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsleekthief.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F01%2F1193757164376_9679_0012_640_320.jpg&hash=78cfd273997a6a5a7386f4e2c5003cf7e2dda28d)

 I was all like sheesh take it easy little guy.  What do you guys think fp,tc,etc?  :dunno:
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: pissclams on May 09, 2014, 10:49:20 AM
mods can we start up a kat's kid's korner where posters talk about children crap all day long?
programming, songs, music, art, movies, food, diapers, crap.

Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 09, 2014, 10:49:30 AM
How smart are these children?

predisposed to alcoholism, if that means anything.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: star seed 7 on May 09, 2014, 10:50:05 AM
nbd
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: OK_Cat on May 09, 2014, 10:50:40 AM

take kids or don't take kids? like for arguments sake let's say you have a 7 yr old boy. both the new spiderman and captain america movies are pg-13. my guess is for a little violence and dark themes or something. nbd or bfd? you take him? do you roll eyes at someone who would? what about a five year old? ten year old?

Depends on your kid. If he's a big ole puss then no way jose. But if he's a stud/boss then go for it
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: kso_FAN on May 09, 2014, 10:52:04 AM
Yes to both. My boys are 10 and 13 now, but they were watching action hero movies by 7 years old and were fine.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: star seed 7 on May 09, 2014, 10:54:52 AM
i was watching hard r movies by 7, and i'm only a little weird.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 10:59:53 AM
this is all very good news. i personally have no problem with it and neither would they, but society burns can hurt and i don't want to get one this weekend at mhk seth childs if you guys catch my drift.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 09, 2014, 11:01:47 AM
The bigger issue is whether your kids are jerks who are going to be talking, crying, whining, etc. during the movie and ruining the movie watching experience of other movie goers.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: michigancat on May 09, 2014, 11:04:45 AM
It depends on the child, and think you know your child best, Rick.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: steaksdime on May 09, 2014, 11:08:57 AM
this is all very good news. i personally have no problem with it and neither would they, but society burns can hurt and i don't want to get one this weekend at mhk seth childs if you guys catch my drift.
Took my son to see the first Lord of the Rings at 3, he loved it and still does. He hasn't killed anyone yet.

Also, would be a good day to park at Village Plaza and walk the Linear Trail to Seth Childs Cin.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 11:09:50 AM
The bigger issue is whether your kids are jerks who are going to be talking, crying, whining, etc. during the movie and ruining the movie watching experience of other movie goers.

they run through the entrance like where the pcorn is and stuff but once inside the theatre it's all business.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: The Big Train on May 09, 2014, 11:10:13 AM
The real question is would you take your kids to see the grudge in theaters.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 09, 2014, 11:18:38 AM
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.
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Post by: Winters on May 09, 2014, 11:21:39 AM
I don't see any issue with it.
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Post by: hemmy on May 09, 2014, 12:42:07 PM
Absolutely. Once I hit 10 my parents would take me to see rated r movies.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: OK_Cat on May 09, 2014, 12:49:19 PM
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.

QUESTION about that.

We took our daughter to see "Rio 2" a week ago.  It's obviously a kid's movie, and we saw it on a saturday afternoon where the whole theater was families.  A woman sitting near us was going apeshit every time a kid would bump her chair.

The question is, as an adult, don't you expect to have your sit bumped/kids talking/crying/etc while going to a children's movie?  Seems like you should mentally prepare yourself and not worry about it.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: DQ12 on May 09, 2014, 12:54:52 PM
I took my little ones (4, 7) Wolf of Wallstreet at Carmike in September.  They loved it. 

I'd say go for it Ofc. D.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2014, 12:56:17 PM
@Ok_cat depends on what movie you're going to. If that's going on during Wolf of Wall Street i'd go crazy. I'd expect it at Rio, but that little crap needs to knock it off.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 12:57:14 PM
I took my little ones (4, 7) Wolf of Wallstreet at Carmike in September.  They loved it. 

I'd say go for it Ofc. D.

it's not like i'll be in uniform
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 09, 2014, 12:58:14 PM
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.

QUESTION about that.

We took our daughter to see "Rio 2" a week ago.  It's obviously a kid's movie, and we saw it on a saturday afternoon where the whole theater was families.  A woman sitting near us was going apeshit every time a kid would bump her chair.

The question is, as an adult, don't you expect to have your sit bumped/kids talking/crying/etc while going to a children's movie?  Seems like you should mentally prepare yourself and not worry about it.

Implied risk, IMO. 
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: kso_FAN on May 09, 2014, 12:59:24 PM
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.

My oldest son got scolded by LHC Bill Snyder for this when he was younger at a basketball game.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 01:01:47 PM
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.

My oldest son got scolded by LHC LHC Bill Snyder for this when he was younger at a basketball game.

Implied risk, IMO.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 09, 2014, 01:13:02 PM
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.

QUESTION about that.

We took our daughter to see "Rio 2" a week ago.  It's obviously a kid's movie, and we saw it on a saturday afternoon where the whole theater was families.  A woman sitting near us was going apeshit every time a kid would bump her chair.

The question is, as an adult, don't you expect to have your sit bumped/kids talking/crying/etc while going to a children's movie?  Seems like you should mentally prepare yourself and not worry about it.

G rated movie: Expect constant talking, crying, whining and some seat bumps. Although if it is constant seat bumping then the parent needs to make them stop because that is annoying as eff.

PG rated movie: Expect some talking with the parent telling them to be quiet if it is excessive. A little crying but the parent should remove the child immediately if it is loud or continuous. 2 seat bumps are allowed and then they better knock it off, especially if you turn around and give them a dirty look.

PG-13 movie: Laughter and maybe a scream are allowed. 1 seat bump and then GTFO.

R rated movie: No talking what so ever and no seat bumps.

I never go to see G or PG rated movies in the theatre.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 09, 2014, 01:14:15 PM
I took my little ones (4, 7) Wolf of Wallstreet at Carmike in September.  They loved it. 

I'd say go for it Ofc. D.

to be fair your 7 year old is very mature. cant hold his liquor, but hes still very mature.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 09, 2014, 01:20:22 PM
I think kids should be able to read at an 8th grade reading level before you take them to a PG-13 movie. Age doesn't really factor into the equation at all.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: mocat on May 09, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
I took my little ones (4, 7) Wolf of Wallstreet at Carmike in September.  They loved it. 

I'd say go for it Ofc. D.

you're a monster
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 01:24:20 PM
I think kids should be able to read at an 8th grade reading level before you take them to a PG-13 movie. Age doesn't really factor into the equation at all.

so no pg-13 movies for thtuc? ha!  :Woot:
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 09, 2014, 01:37:25 PM
I think kids should be able to read at an 8th grade reading level before you take them to a PG-13 movie. Age doesn't really factor into the equation at all.

so no pg-13 movies for thtuc? ha!  :Woot:

 :frown: looks like im on the receiving end of the ksu all burner summer 2014 team
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Gooch on May 09, 2014, 02:36:20 PM
The bigger issue is whether your kids are jerks who are going to be talking, crying, whining, etc. during the movie and ruining the movie watching experience of other movie goers.
Oh also kicking the backs of other people's chairs. If they do that then they can GTFO.
Mrs. Gooch did not used to be like this. I have done very well molding her over the years.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 02:56:34 PM
I think kids should be able to read at an 8th grade reading level before you take them to a PG-13 movie. Age doesn't really factor into the equation at all.

so no pg-13 movies for thtuc? ha!  :Woot:

 :frown: looks like im on the receiving end of the ksu all burner summer 2014 team

i hated to do that to you but what can i say when i'm good i'm good. ramalamadingdong! another daris smackdown. kaching!  :Woot:
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 09, 2014, 03:00:17 PM
Will they pull their peen out like Pete Jr.?
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 09, 2014, 03:03:18 PM
there's a pete jr pull out his peen in a movie theater joke here somewhere i just can't seem to find it. or maybe that IS the joke. heeeeeyo! kaching, kaching! another daris smackdown. bing bang boom!
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 09, 2014, 06:17:25 PM
I saw Jurassic Park when I was 5 and was only afraid of dinosaurs until about the time I started driving. So I assume your kid should conquer his fear of the Winter Soldier by about the same time.
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Mr Bread on May 09, 2014, 07:10:20 PM
Is he emotionally sensitive?  Like would the death of a pretty, young actress in some sad drama-y way upset him? 

I could watch Rs all day long as a young gun with horror or action-violence, but mom deaths like in Bambi and LBT really stuck with me for a while.  Do not recommend.     
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: The Big Train on May 09, 2014, 07:13:21 PM
Is he emotionally sensitive?  Like would the death of a pretty, young actress in some sad drama-y way upset him? 

I could watch Rs all day long as a young gun with horror or action-violence, but mom deaths like in Bambi and LBT really stuck with me for a while.  Do not recommend.     

 :surprised: Bread has a soft side

 :emawkid:
Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Pete on May 09, 2014, 07:53:07 PM
My rule of thumb is that if it's clearly fantasy, it's OK.  But, if it's very close to reality, no dice.

We do super hero PG 13 movies in my house, but no edgy comedy or real life war stuff.


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Title: Re: pg-13 movies
Post by: Pete on May 09, 2014, 07:53:53 PM

there's a pete jr pull out his peen in a movie theater joke here somewhere i just can't seem to find it. or maybe that IS the joke. heeeeeyo! kaching, kaching! another daris smackdown. bing bang boom!

Yep.  Good work.


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