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Title: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2014, 03:46:43 PM
Here's the dealio- weve got a condo at the plaza but we dont have very much stuff to put in it. were just renting so nothing permanent.

heres a list of stuff i currently own (so no duplicates unless my stuff sucks!):
-king size bed
-xbox
-big tv
-jacob pullen fat head
-5 series bmw (does not go inside condo)

heres a list of stuff 'meister currently owns:
-queen size bed
-kstate flag
-waffle maker
-pirated copy of decade of dominance dvd

what should go in the ph? paintings? awesome coffee machine? idk. you tell us.

combo fan away!
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Trogdor on May 06, 2014, 03:47:37 PM
A pit for dogfights
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2014, 03:52:12 PM
lava lamps are coming back in style, maybe 1 for every room?
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 06, 2014, 03:59:52 PM
A large Space Jam poster signed by Michael Jordan.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 06, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
pad the corners so 'meister doesn't hurt himself.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 06, 2014, 04:08:23 PM
one of these things to.

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 06, 2014, 04:10:33 PM
A large Space Jam poster signed by Michael Jordan.

And framed, of course.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Brock Landers on May 06, 2014, 04:11:14 PM
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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 06, 2014, 04:12:10 PM
An awesome poker set.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 06, 2014, 04:12:25 PM
The K-State Monopoly board game
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 06, 2014, 04:14:37 PM
can't go wrong w/ a sex swing.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 06, 2014, 04:44:28 PM
you should really just deck that sucker out like Tom Hanks in Big.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 04:44:34 PM
I have so much furniture and I don't kow what to do w/ it all. If you want to check it out, be my guest. I'd probably sale it for cheapl plus a 6 pack.  ;)
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2014, 04:46:41 PM
I have so much furniture and I don't kow what to do w/ it all. If you want to check it out, be my guest. I'd probably sale it for cheapl plus a 6 pack.  ;)

ew. ok guys forgot to mention new stuff only. were living in a penthouse for fucks sake.

(sorry wacky, appreciate the offer)
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 04:47:08 PM
I have so much furniture and I don't kow what to do w/ it all. If you want to check it out, be my guest. I'd probably sale it for cheapl plus a 6 pack.  ;)

ew. ok guys forgot to mention new stuff only. were living in a penthouse for fucks sake.

(sorry wacky, appreciate the offer)
:lol:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 06, 2014, 04:47:37 PM
get bunk beds, a pinball machine and a trampoline.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 06, 2014, 04:50:02 PM
Tonya, you forgot to mention that I was bringing the box of Cubans and cases of 25 year old scotch.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: XocolateThundarr on May 06, 2014, 04:50:34 PM
hot tub...like in Coming to America

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 06, 2014, 04:51:45 PM
maybe some outlet covers so 'meister won't electrocute himself.

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 'taterblast on May 06, 2014, 05:06:29 PM
you need a recliner for 'blast to pass out on after long nights at the 'falloon
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 06, 2014, 05:14:19 PM
you need a recliner for 'blast to pass out on after long nights at the 'falloon

you can sleep in the hand chair.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 05:23:32 PM
You need the 4 B's: Beers, Beats, Boobs, BOOM!
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 06, 2014, 05:31:18 PM
I will need a private quarters, new bed, new sheets (thread count 1000+) and a new toilet seat on my private can
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 06, 2014, 05:36:16 PM
wait, it's a penthouse and not a cave?   :'bye cruel world:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 06, 2014, 05:43:57 PM
you need a recliner for 'blast to pass out on after long nights at the 'falloon

We have one
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2014, 05:45:10 PM
you need a recliner for 'blast to pass out on after long nights at the 'falloon

we have like 6 guest rooms bro.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2014, 05:45:50 PM
You need the 4 B's: Beers, Beats, Boobs, BOOM!

ew. consider this your official ban from our ph
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 06, 2014, 06:26:44 PM
You need the 4 B's: Beers, Beats, Boobs, BOOM!

ew. consider this your official ban from our ph

Yes. This penthouse isn't concerned with "boobs" like a 7th grade locker room. Our 4 B's would be more along the lines of Belgian IPA, Bach, Beautiful women and Bordeaux.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 07:35:00 PM
 :comeatme: :pbj:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2014, 10:38:26 PM
My bro in law gave us a few prints by some da Vinci guy. Might put them up.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 'taterblast on May 06, 2014, 10:54:19 PM
this entire thing sounds made up
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 11:25:39 PM
Hey guys, let's go to the plaza! Who to hangout w/? Some dorks who hate boobs or a legend that runs the show? #clams :gocho:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 06, 2014, 11:39:12 PM
Hey guys, let's go to the plaza! Who to hangout w/? Some dorks who hate boobs or a legend that runs the show? #clams :gocho:

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2014, 11:42:22 PM
Just jk! So many buds down there now! :Woohoo: Also, I'm 10 minutes away now. :shakesfist:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2014, 11:45:43 PM
this entire thing sounds made up

If by entire thing you mean that well have a recliner that you can sleep in then yes it is made up.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: star seed 7 on May 07, 2014, 01:30:41 AM
a cage for bare
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on May 07, 2014, 10:59:04 PM
A gallon of lube for the weekdays when your gfs are hours away. 
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: DQ12 on May 07, 2014, 11:24:01 PM
A spare fridge for BigDcat to ruin with his piss.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: star seed 7 on May 07, 2014, 11:45:46 PM
A spare fridge for BigDcat to ruin with his piss.

beer thirty?
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 07, 2014, 11:59:15 PM
A spare fridge for BigDcat to ruin with his piss.

beer thirty?

Bear still has a case of beer thirty sitting in my basement that hasn't been touched since the night before FPD.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 09:30:57 AM
A gallon of lube for the weekdays when your gfs are hours away.

#banned
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 09:31:13 AM
A spare fridge for BigDcat to ruin with his piss.

#forbidden
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 09:32:35 AM
the ban list is getting super long here from goEMAW. any other wise guys want to add themselves to group of losers who cant party with us and all the hot chicks that will get keys most likely because its a come and go atmosphere and were super chill?
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Big Train on May 08, 2014, 09:37:13 AM
A gallon of lube for the weekdays when your gfs are hours away.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Trogdor on May 08, 2014, 09:45:26 AM
Maybe an Ikea bookshelf with a matching couch or love seat?
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 'taterblast on May 08, 2014, 09:46:30 AM
kim english fathead
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 09:54:02 AM
kim english fathead

did you see the OP? we already have a jake pullz fathead. im not going to have two rough ridin' fatheads in my penthouse, its tacky.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Big Train on May 08, 2014, 09:55:40 AM
gary pinkel fathead
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 10:00:11 AM
gary pinkel fathead

wow, great idea. youve been bumped up to VIP status. expect a card in the mail. show that card to Gerard at the front desk and he will take care of you.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Big Train on May 08, 2014, 10:01:52 AM
gary pinkel fathead

wow, great idea. youve been bumped up to VIP status. expect a card in the mail. show that card to Gerard at the front desk and he will take care of you.

 :Woot:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Mr Bread on May 08, 2014, 10:52:32 AM
A big sign that says "dorks" so everyone knows to watch out.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: pissclams on May 08, 2014, 11:42:52 AM
where did you guys move to? 
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
where did you guys move to?

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^ the purple one (duh)
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 'taterblast on May 08, 2014, 01:35:27 PM
^ see? made up
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2014, 01:39:21 PM
Make sure you guys have a bowl full of condoms in the living room so the fillies know you're for real. Save, responsible, and edgy all in one.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 01:40:03 PM
^ see? made up

well i PMed the door # to clams but im not going to post it here so your two fathead reclining dumbass can just walk in with no babes after 3 beers at a sporting game on sunday. mooch! get your own penthouse with purple lights!
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 'taterblast on May 08, 2014, 01:46:44 PM
^ see? made up

well i PMed the door # to clams but im not going to post it here so your two fathead reclining dumbass can just walk in with no babes after 3 beers at a sporting game on sunday. mooch! get your own penthouse with purple lights!

no babes? 3 beers? :lol:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2014, 01:49:28 PM
Make sure to get a sign crossing that says:

LOOK OUT FOR SWINGING COCKS! SWINGING COCKS CROSSING!

 :lol:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 08, 2014, 01:55:10 PM
wow wacky with another penis idea. well keep that in mind bro. just keep em coming.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 'taterblast on May 08, 2014, 01:58:51 PM
a Hit a Way for softball practice

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2014, 02:00:33 PM
Don't forget awesome movie posters.

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2014, 02:01:09 PM
Spoiler alert. He mumped that pie.  :lol:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: star seed 7 on May 08, 2014, 02:01:13 PM
a puke bucket
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Big Train on May 08, 2014, 02:02:21 PM
Spoiler alert. He mumped that pie.  :lol:

with what  :confused:
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: star seed 7 on May 08, 2014, 02:03:07 PM
Spoiler alert. He mumped that pie.  :lol:

with what  :confused:

ask emo emaw
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 08, 2014, 02:54:07 PM
cups to pee in for when your guests are too hungover to make it into the bathroom and want to blatantly exhibit their disrespect for you(not 'meister).
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Pete on May 08, 2014, 03:35:11 PM
Limestone and I had one of these in our place.

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 21, 2014, 01:31:38 PM
almost completely moved in. were still waiting on a couple of almost priceless paintings to be delivered and a 3D printer, but home is where the heart is not where all your super expensive stuff is, as they say.

the guy at the front desk's name is bernard. he told me this joke about a one armed olympic swimmer the other day that had me :lol:. if you stop by make sure he tells you it!
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: slobber on May 21, 2014, 01:39:56 PM
Spoiler alert. He mumped that pie.  :lol:
I didn't laugh until I read this.
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 21, 2014, 01:45:40 PM
Hey guys, I got you a new sign.  :lol:

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Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 21, 2014, 01:49:47 PM
When is the break er in party?
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 21, 2014, 02:39:06 PM
When is the break er in party?

June 22nd #keepitgoing
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: Gooch on May 21, 2014, 08:54:03 PM
Lava lamp?
Title: Re: OT: Help Decorate 'Meister & Tonya's Penthouse
Post by: O-town Kat on May 21, 2014, 09:42:10 PM
Framed KstateO and History Awaits prints at FF