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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: pissclams on March 17, 2014, 10:02:54 AM
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question for you - when you give people speeding tickets does it make you feel more of a man?
have you ever gotten a ticket and had to pay it? do you know how much that sucks?
oh boy - clams is going 50 in a 35, boner city usa folks, ticket time. what a joke. get a life. just get a life and stay out of my way b/c i will not stop the next time you pull me over. losr.
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TASERS FIRED! :surprised:
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hope your parents don't take away the car now, dude. that would suck, my cousin dave got grounded last week for something like this, no car for 2 weeks. when i finally get a car, im going to watch out for this rick guy.
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he loves to sit right across from MHS and i'm like - i know you're there turd. oh well. love it. MHK is so much safer now that you're on patrol. not.
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$150 down the drain right when i wanted to buy miley cyrus tix
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i was leaving band practice the other day for brunch at so long and i'm driving the speed limit yet who's sitting there across the street with his radar gun going :shakesfist: at me? none other than officer dick paris. he pulled me over and said i was "doing 55 in a 54, now license and registration then step out of the car are you carrying a weapon on you i know a lot of you are" (racist) :Crybaby:
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hopefully you were not carrying a weapon unless it's legal b/c i know he will write you a ticket for anything illegal
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quit dodging the question, rick daris
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pissclams - do you feel you were profiled in any way?
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More like:
pissclams - do you feel you were profiled in any EVERY way?
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i don't know what profiled is but i can guarantee you rick daris knew it was me (he knows my car even and has followed me before)
why? justice? not justice today nor ever in my dealings with him.
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have you ever gotten a ticket and had to pay it?
:ROFL:
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i mean this is just too much folks. like someone is going to ticket me in the first place and then like i wouldn't just pull a string or two to get it dismissed in the second. somebody take the bottle out of clam's big hand because it's not even noon on monday and he's already level 3.
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rick was probs just trying to meet his quota
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rick was probs just trying to meet his quota
not a real thing fwiw. now would a police officer hypothetically pull over pretty girls just to try and get a date or a young punk like clams over because well, he's are young punk? oh yes. all the time. quotas though? gmafb w/ that.
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rick was probs just trying to meet his quota
not a real thing fwiw. now would a police officer hypothetically pull over pretty girls over just to try and get a date or a young punk like clams over because well, he's are young punk? oh yes. all the time. quotas though? gmafb w/ that.
sounds like something a cop would say
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I almost started this thread a few weeks back. I would have called it "Questions for a cop"
Anyway, I want to know if they really love giving out a ticket out on the side of a major Interstate in the middle of rush hour and thus grinding traffic to a crawl. Is it that great to be looked at by thousands of passing motorists who hate you?
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I almost started this thread a few weeks back. I would have called it "Questions for a cop"
Anyway, I want to know if they really love giving out a ticket out on the side of a major Interstate in the middle of rush hour and thus grinding traffic to a crawl. Is it that great to be looked at by thousands of passing motorists who hate you?
was the person who was pulled over a pretty girl or a young punk? if so, then refer to previous post.
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also and just in case some of you fry cooks and insurance salesmen didn't know, women love men in uniforms. :cop:
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I almost started this thread a few weeks back. I would have called it "Questions for a cop"
Anyway, I want to know if they really love giving out a ticket out on the side of a major Interstate in the middle of rush hour and thus grinding traffic to a crawl. Is it that great to be looked at by thousands of passing motorists who hate you?
Drivers should also know to slow down and turn on their hazard lights to show the cop that they see him, then find an exit or side road to pull off onto. Cops appreciate it for safety reasons and it doesn't cause a traffic jam for fellow citizens.
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i'll also add that there are a lot of very good reasons why someone might have been pulled over like that during rush hour. drugs, warrant, expired tags just to name a few. there is honestly a lot that goes on behind the scenes that your general joe blow pizza delivery guy/girl just doesn't understand.
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Got pulled over on the turnpike last month going 79 in a 75. I am not a pretty girl or a young punk, I did not have expired tags or a tail light out, or drugs, or a warrant and I was driving a 2009 Mazda5 minivan at 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday. Explain that one officer rick you dumb idiot.
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expired tags :ROFL:
seems like a legit reason to risk a multi car pileup during rush hour
MY GAWD HE IS DODGING A $60 REGISTRATION FEE LET'S LIGHT UP THIS 8 LANE HIGHWAY WITH SOME RED LIGHTS AT 5PM AND MAKE THIS CRIMINAL PAY, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER COMMUTER IN THE METRO
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Cops are so stupid. They just try to make sure nobody has any fun. Why do cops hate fun, daris?
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Got pulled over on the turnpike last month going 79 in a 75. I am not a pretty girl or a young punk, I did not have expired tags or a tail light out, or drugs, or a warrant and I was driving a 2009 Mazda5 minivan at 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday. Explain that one officer rick you dumb idiot.
you were speeding. next?
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love the responses here. cops 1, regular joes 10. looks like a blow out. not even close.
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Love the: The Speed Limit and/or other motoring laws don't apply to me mindset that is your typical local/county/state law enforcement dude.
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Ofc. Daris was just doing his job. Don't want a ticket? Simple - don't break the law.
Sorry P-clams. The good news is that it's almost spring so you can get Clams Lawn Care, LLC up and running again to help pay your debt to society.
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Ofc. Daris was just doing his job. Don't want a ticket? Simple - don't break the law.
Sorry P-clams. The good news is that it's almost spring so you can get Clams Lawn Care, LLC up and running again to help pay your debt to society.
don't forget to pay your taxes on it
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Rick pulled me over a few years ago for an "improper left turn" no rough ridin' way that's a real law :curse: it was just because I got my '97 camaro that week and he wanted to be an ass :shakesfist:
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in fairness, there is a strong level of safety training and driving at top speed training that is far above and beyond what your normal pottowatomie county judy soccer mom commuting in on hwy24 to go work some secretary job in holton hall has.
i'm comfortable saying that your normal officer of the law is safer when he is ten above then your common every day citizen at two under. :th_twocents:
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I saw daris just cruise on by a motorist in distress the other day. He was eating his regular midmorning jelly donut and big gulp MtDew so he probly didn't want to disrupt his routine. Just left that kid out there in the cold on the side of the street. PROTECT AND SERVE DARIS!
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Ofcr daris never could let go of his high school glory days or his dream if being a utility man for the royals. Atleast he can take out his frustration on the innocent people of mhk
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in fairness, there is a strong level of safety training and driving at top speed traing that is far above and beyond what your normal pottowatomie county judy soccer mom commuting in on hwy24 to go work some secretary job in holton hall has.
i'm comfortable saying that your normal officer of the law is safer when he is ten above then your common every day citizen at two under. :th_twocents:
So what you are saying is that people who drive under the speed limit are a hazard.
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i don't care if cops have had mach1 speed training. where does it say on a speed lmit that if you've had "HIGH SPEED TRAINING" that you can just +10 the speed limit
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in fairness, there is a strong level of safety training and driving at top speed traing that is far above and beyond what your normal pottowatomie county judy soccer mom commuting in on hwy24 to go work some secretary job in holton hall has.
i'm comfortable saying that your normal officer of the law is safer when he is ten above then your common every day citizen at two under. :th_twocents:
So what you are saying is that people who drive under the speed limit are a hazard.
when being compared to trained police officers of the law they probably are, sweetie.
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stay out of my way b/c i will not stop the next time you pull me over.
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One night me and ksuno1stunner were ding-dong-ditching rick daris's house like a bunch of studs. He kept coming out on the front porch and yelling "THIS IS A TERRORIST ACT :shakesfist:" Then we tried again and stunner got caught and none of us really heard much from him ever again :frown:
stunner did send me a nice postcard from Poland the other week though. Said he'd had lots of "drinks" from buckets with his new CIA friends. So I guess thanks to Rick Daris for helping a young man realize his dream of seeing the world, but you made gE worse in the process :angry:
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^^btw i'm posting this because i bet poland is pretty nice this time of year :D
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in fairness, there is a strong level of safety training and driving at top speed traing that is far above and beyond what your normal pottowatomie county judy soccer mom commuting in on hwy24 to go work some secretary job in holton hall has.
i'm comfortable saying that your normal officer of the law is safer when he is ten above then your common every day citizen at two under. :th_twocents:
So what you are saying is that people who drive under the speed limit are a hazard.
when being compared to trained police officers of the law they probably are, sweetie.
Yeah, I was agreeing with you, shmoopsie-poo.
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Rick, if you are doing under-cover work, or if you are off duty, and I ask if you are a cop, you have to tell me the truth right?
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How frequently do places give you free stuff. Do you ever have to pay at food places, or do they just comp you?
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At gas stations, they have all those signs that say you are supposed to turn off your car when you get gas. But, I always see cops filling up with their car still running. :sdeek:
Is there a special "do not blow up" device on cop cars, or have we all been mislead by big Oil? Also, I sometimes leave my car running when I fill up in the winter time because I don't want my car to get all cold, would you (have you?) ever give someone a ticket for that?
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How much has to be stolen before cops will do all the CSI stuff to solve the crime? I had my golf clubs stolen out of my car once, and the cops laughed at me when I asked them to dust my car for finger prints. :frown:
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In college, a guy Limestone and I went to school with, we'll call him "Ted," spotted this sweet coupon deal in the collegian for a really good deal at Taco Hut. But, when Ted got there they told him that the deal was a misprint or something and would no honor it. It was BS. Ted call the cops, but the cops refused to do anything. Why wouldn't the cops bust their ass for false advertising????
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-cops don't have to tell you they are cops. i laugh at this one all the time.
-police get free stuff a lot. a. lot.
-you haven't had to turn cars off to fuel up for thirty years now. not sure why anyone does it.
-there is no dollar amount. depends on the guy, how busy he is, how much resources his district has, whether or not he thinks it will make a difference, etc.
-we let businesses pretty much do whatever they want because well, they are businesses and not low life college aged pot head punks.
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Its like the more I learn about how the cop game really works, the more disappointed I am.
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Its like the more I learn about how the cop game really works, the more disappointed I am that I am not a cop.
FYP
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If I pull up to a red stop light, but I'm turning right, do I still need to come to a complete stop?
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If I pull up to a red stop light, but I'm turning right, do I still need to come to a complete stop?
The Overland Park Police Department and I had a very large disagreement about this.
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if i'm in a turning only lane, do i need to use my blinker to indicate that i am turning?
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Is tickling a police office illegal?
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If I fuel up with my vehicle on the check engine light comes on. :curse:
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Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd. I can just tear that crap up right?
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Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd. I can just tear that crap up right?
It's a scam, if the officer didn't give you the ticket in person, it's not real. Tear that crap up!
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Got pulled over on the turnpike last month going 79 in a 75. I am not a pretty girl or a young punk, I did not have expired tags or a tail light out, or drugs, or a warrant and I was driving a 2009 Mazda5 minivan at 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday. Explain that one officer rick you dumb idiot.
you were speeding. next?
Jokes on you I got a warning. In your face. #facial
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Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd. I can just tear that crap up right?
well i mean you can obviously do whatever you want but if i were you i would start by trying not to break the law in the future and then if i did and got caught i would own up to it and pay the price. it's you're move, bateman.
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Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd. I can just tear that crap up right?
well i mean you can obviously do whatever you want but if i were you i would start by trying not to break the law in the future and then if i did and got caught i would own up to it and pay the price. it's you're move, bateman.
Thanks Rick. I'm tearing that bitch up post haste!
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Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd. I can just tear that crap up right?
well i mean you can obviously do whatever you want but if i were you i would start by trying not to break the law in the future and then if i did and got caught i would own up to it and pay the price. it's you're move, bateman.
Thanks Rick. I'm tearing that bitch up post haste!
by telling you to do whatever you want don't think i was telling you that it's ok and that you won't eventually get into trouble, because you will and in the meantime you're basically the dregs of society.
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also, i mean- it's your move, bateman, dregs of humanity. who am i, ron leavitt over here? wow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qw2qHmX5SM
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Off rd, this not being able to talk on your cell phone thing in mhk seems silly. I get no texting, but answering a quick call? Come on.
Also, could we have some gE code where you give us a break because we are all buds? Like when the officer comes to our car we say "how fast was I goEMAW... uh, I mean going?" You hear that and you say, "okay poet warrior, steve dave, or whoever you are, keep it under 30 next time", etc.
What do you say?
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^^^^
I like his idea.
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just got this text from my attorney "your ticket has been amended to a defective equipment, non-moving violation, bro"
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just got this text from my attorney "your ticket has been amended to a defective equipment, non-moving violation, bro"
in completely and totally non related news, i just got four prime 3rd base seats to the cats baseball game tonight. :Chirp:
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Officer Daris, how peeved would you be if some dude punched your police horse in the face? What would you do to them?
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/17/4896591/kansas-city-police-horse-assaulted.html
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Officer Daris, how peeved would you be if some dude punched your police horse in the face? What would you do to them?
http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/17/4896591/kansas-city-police-horse-assaulted.html
not a laughing matter. that guy should have at the very least been ticketed and at the most thrown in the poke. i'm assuming the acting officer had a lot of other things going on at the time what w/ all the drunk houligans or he would have.