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Title: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 15, 2014, 09:58:13 AM
1-ou players are total dorks. multiple court slappings with hands while on defense.
2-spangler is a very sweaty bball player. one of the sweatiest in the country.
3-why don't they show replays of somewhat controversial things? league rule? kstate is lame?
4-my god but can we stop w/ the krueger/henson love? trivia question was about them. flush.
5-instead of a nice trivia question about them how about a mean one? like, this player went 2-14 in a game against OU on January 12th 1989 causing the cats to lose by three.
6-total domination of hoop holler and shoot by marlatt. no surprise there. total studs.
7-i've said it before but i'll say it again. kstate concessions upped the pcorn game. good pcorn.
8-some of the cheerleaders might be midgets. like under five feet.
9-dscott is kind of larger than i thought. hefty.
10-i think will is taller than foster. also foster big upper body but small lower body.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 15, 2014, 10:00:31 AM
How basketbally was Henson's noggin?
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: KITNfury on January 15, 2014, 10:02:00 AM
I like #5 the best.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: The1BigWillie on January 15, 2014, 10:02:54 AM
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5-instead of a nice trivia question about them how about a mean one? like, this player went 2-14 in a game against OU on January 12th 1989 causing the cats to lose by three.
  <-- I was at this game.  8th grade.  It was my first time in Bramlage.  OU was #1 IIRC.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 15, 2014, 10:04:00 AM
Isn't Mr. O the PE teacher at Marlatt? I mean, thats not even fair
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 15, 2014, 10:06:28 AM
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5-instead of a nice trivia question about them how about a mean one? like, this player went 2-14 in a game against OU on January 12th 1989 causing the cats to lose by three.
  <-- I was at this game.  8th grade.  It was my first time in Bramlage.  OU was #1 IIRC.

i bet you were at the ou game that year but i honestly just made up the stats and date, etc.

my larger point remains that they're both kind of dorks and i'd rather make fun of them then have everyone golf clap over the fact that they both shot free throws really well.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: pissclams on January 15, 2014, 10:16:03 AM
my observo from the game was that henson looks like a bloated steve-o from jackass

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.soonerbasketballcamp.com%2Fimages%2F2011-11_29%2520Steve%2520Henson.jpg&hash=767fe05f0162056b97bec5b1370620b2fc548e04)  <---steve henson  (bloated)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9-sqRCM2X-U8BySen9PlxFVmOePDi1qWga6JNRXObD84y7DjoTQ)  <---steve-o

thoughts?  maybe this goes in the celeb comparo thread  #/\/\/\
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: CNS on January 15, 2014, 10:18:34 AM
I have definitely had enough of the Lon and Steve love fest.  Basically, they can eat a D except when it is time to write a check to their alma mater. 

I really like the idea of Rick's #5.

Also agree with replay of all things controversial.  Would keep the students and crowd more involved by ramping up the anger and keeping it up.  The more boo opportunity, the better, imo.  Was really disappointed in the lack of boo'ing last night.  Plenty of good oppy's for it and it was delivered sparingly, like the whole town is running low on boo.  A boo shortage if you will, and I don't think it's right.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Bill Clarahan on January 15, 2014, 10:19:29 AM
number 10- Both Foster and Thomas are small, and make stupid decisions
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 15, 2014, 10:25:00 AM
Guys did you like when Spradling had the ball, was stuck behind the arc, then dribble drived (drove?) and turned the ball over?  Was great.  :D
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Mr Bread on January 15, 2014, 10:26:54 AM
my observo from the game was that henson looks like a bloated steve-o from jackass

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.soonerbasketballcamp.com%2Fimages%2F2011-11_29%2520Steve%2520Henson.jpg&hash=767fe05f0162056b97bec5b1370620b2fc548e04)  <---steve henson  (bloated)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9-sqRCM2X-U8BySen9PlxFVmOePDi1qWga6JNRXObD84y7DjoTQ)  <---steve-o

thoughts?  maybe this goes in the celeb comparo thread  #/\/\/\

Henson looks like he just finished eating a crap sandwich.  That he chooses to have that on his face says all you really need to know about him. 
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 15, 2014, 10:27:46 AM
number 10- Both Foster and Thomas are small, and make stupid decisions

well that isn't true at all. foster is very thick from hips up. like very thick.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: kso_FAN on January 15, 2014, 10:32:58 AM
Guys did you like when Spradling had the ball, was stuck behind the arc, then dribble drived (drove?) and turned the ball over?  Was great.  :D

Weird that it was great. It is a very rare occurrence this year, like ridiculously rare.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: 3maw on January 15, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
6 - can confirm marlatt are total studs.
8 - also can confirm at least two of them are around the 5'2"-3" range.
9 - when your job is half writing a love novel over each player and half eating so long everyday, that'll happen.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 15, 2014, 11:22:41 AM
also i didn't mean for my summary of dscott to be or sound mean. he's just a decent sized guy and hey who of us couldn't stand to lose ten pounds? i sure know i could. for some reason i guess i just thought he was thin or something.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 15, 2014, 11:27:01 AM
RD what do you think the biggest factor on popcorn improvement was?
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: CNS on January 15, 2014, 11:28:03 AM
The whole Marlatt thing is completely rigged.  I mean, you guys are lucky that they keep that contest local.  5 out of ten doesn't win you anything but a try out in a different sport in the KC area. 
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Spracne on January 15, 2014, 11:30:26 AM
also i didn't mean for my summary of dscott to be or sound mean. he's just a decent sized guy and hey who of us couldn't stand to lose ten pounds? for some reason i guess i just thought he was thin or something.

Me.  VERY sickly.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 15, 2014, 11:33:56 AM
v. good observos, rick. that's why I pay top dollar for this place.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 15, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
pcorn- man idk. maybe bram got a new head chef?  :dunno:

marlatt shooting- i think i speak for all the kids in usd383 when i say that i'd rather be an average mhker than a superstar jocoer. not even a debate.

spracne weight- more protein.

thtuc- thanks for the props bro. i love it when people prop me. it helps keep me humble. shoutout to everyone reading my top10 observos.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 15, 2014, 11:48:35 AM
There is no way Henson could have more yellow teeth if he were Mack Brown's brother
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: mocat on January 15, 2014, 11:48:47 AM
are you guys talking about Marlatt hall or what's the deal here?
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: pissclams on January 15, 2014, 11:49:09 AM
IF RICK DARIS LOST TEN POUNDS HE WOULD WEIGH AS MUCH AS A THIMBLE #DOES NOT LIFT #COMPLETE PUSSY #NOT STRONG
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: pissclams on January 15, 2014, 11:49:21 AM
are you guys talking about Marlatt hall or what's the deal here?

ELEM SON
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: mocat on January 15, 2014, 11:50:34 AM
is Marlatt elementary still all-guys or what's the deal here?
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Tobias on January 15, 2014, 11:51:12 AM
is Marlatt elementary still all-guys or what's the deal here?

LOTR themed, also
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: _33 on January 15, 2014, 11:51:24 AM
good observos.  Don't really get the Marlatt love but it's fine.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: sunny_cat on January 15, 2014, 12:01:44 PM
6 - can confirm marlatt are total studs.
8 - also can confirm at least two of them are around the 5'2"-3" range.
9 - when your job is half writing a love novel over each player and half eating so long everyday, that'll happen.

8 - one is 4'11"
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: cfbandyman on January 15, 2014, 12:01:51 PM
Depending on who was there for #8 can confirm one of them is 4' 9"
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: AppleJack on January 15, 2014, 12:10:52 PM
can confirm one of them is 4'6"
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: eastcat on January 15, 2014, 12:12:43 PM
#8 - One of them is just shy of 4'3"
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: CNS on January 15, 2014, 12:12:58 PM
Not sure if Marlatt is all boys or not, but it is def all not great shooters.  Either that or they played some sort of non shooting related lottery and chose contestants at random.  Maybe that kid sold the most Major Savers cards and the prize was to participate in a contest at KSU during half and just happened into 5/10?   :dunno:
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 15, 2014, 12:13:21 PM
also i didn't mean for my summary of dscott to be or sound mean. he's just a decent sized guy and hey who of us couldn't stand to lose ten pounds? i sure know i could. for some reason i guess i just thought he was thin or something.

Not sure if you're #blocked, but the man tweets pictures of Taco Lucha and So Long's constantly.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: mocat on January 15, 2014, 12:16:30 PM
is Marlatt elementary still all-guys or what's the deal here?

LOTR themed, also

makes sense, i can't remember many females in the fellowship
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Skipper44 on January 15, 2014, 12:31:28 PM

5-instead of a nice trivia question about them how about a mean one? like, this player went 2-14 in a game against OU on January 12th 1989 causing the cats to lose by three.

Love this idea, we could do it for football too - "This current Big 12 Head Coach coordinated a defense that gave up 3 4th quarter touchdowns to a 3-8 ISU team in the worst conference loss in Legendary Head Coach LHC Bill Snyder's career"
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: DQ12 on January 15, 2014, 12:47:24 PM
re. the popcorn: same as it ever was.

the marlatt kid looked like a young, bubbles.  it was obvious he was going to win the second he got on the floor.  total alpha mentality.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 15, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
marlatt shooting- i think i speak for all the kids in usd383 when i say that i'd rather be an average mhker than a superstar jocoer. not even a debate.

thtuc- thanks for the props bro. i love it when people prop me. it helps keep me humble. shoutout to everyone reading my top10 observos.

youre welcome. what do you mean by shooting? I wasn't there. like, some kid got shot at school and they honored him at halftime or something? I don't get the MHK news channel all the way here in KC. t's & p's if that's what happened, anyways. tragic.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 15, 2014, 01:31:24 PM
re. the popcorn: same as it ever was.

the marlatt kid looked like a young, bubbles.  it was obvious he was going to win the second he got on the floor.  total alpha mentality.

pcorn- lol no

bubs/marlatt kid- i'd say the height of each makes the marlatt kid look more like a current bubs but hey who am i kidding here, i could stand to gain a few inches myself.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Belvis Noland on January 15, 2014, 02:02:26 PM

3-why don't they show replays of somewhat controversial things? league rule? kstate is lame?

6-total domination of hoop holler and shoot by marlatt. no surprise there. total studs.

8-some of the cheerleaders might be midgets. like under five feet.

10-i think will is taller than foster. also foster big upper body but small lower body.

#3:  more likely, Kstate is just lame.  bigxii has in-game football replays.  so, i assume it's the same with bball.

#6:  might add that the little kid FT shooting competition was also intense.  little kid in the glasses was an idiot for standing too far back from the FT line.  wouldv'e had a lot more swishes and a lot less front iron clankers if he wasn't standing 10 inches behind the line. 

#8:  noted this as well.  One, in particular, stood out to me.  Being completely serious.  think she was a midget.  maybe a tall midget, granted.  but midget nonetheless.

#10:  Maybe it was Foster's T underneath.  is that new?  he seemed bigger.  Also, Foster seems like an old man with his injuries.  He's wearing a knee brace, had his finger taped up and, at one point, was clutching his lower back after a loose ball scrum. 
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: 3gQ@T on January 15, 2014, 02:53:23 PM
My theory on the :popcorn: is similar to the new cox commercials. Want better popcorn add salt. The added salt makes fans thirsty. Thirsty fans buy refreshments. Bought refreshments makes John Currie happy. Don't make John Currie happy switch to snickers.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Spracne on January 15, 2014, 02:56:49 PM
My theory on the :popcorn: is similar to the new cox commercials. Want better popcorn add salt. The added salt makes fans thirsty. Thirsty fans buy refreshments. Bought refreshments makes John Currie happy. Don't make John Currie happy switch to snickers.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic4.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20130802074917%2Fkingofthehill%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe7%2FVlcsnap-2013-08-02-02h42m55s227.jpg&hash=9a0bf548217f8642302a640193176b70c41f7028)
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: jc_jax on January 15, 2014, 03:03:28 PM
RD what do you think the biggest factor on popcorn improvement was?

If it was the addition of jalapenos, someone should ask them to give back nicname's phone.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: star seed 7 on January 15, 2014, 03:04:58 PM
as a former mustang, #6 brought tears to my eyes.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: ydarg2012 on January 15, 2014, 03:20:12 PM
Is it just me or are Shane's legs like little skinny chicken legs?  I didn't notice till last night and I was shocked!  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Johnny Kaw on January 15, 2014, 04:34:42 PM
Sad day when a Woodrow Wilson kid turns his back on his school and now pretends he is a Socs from the other side of the tracks in the state streets.  Pony Boy and the OGs would not be happy.  Remember where you came from Daris.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: Mr Bread on January 15, 2014, 05:00:18 PM
Is it just me or are Shane's legs like little skinny chicken legs?  I didn't notice till last night and I was shocked!  :horrorsurprise:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.screenrant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fbeavis-butthead-cornholio.jpg&hash=738aedd55bee6aa021aeb7f3ca7dc6d0c96c3e65)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache3.asset-cache.net%2Fgc%2F187430440-guard-shane-southwell-of-the-kansas-state-gettyimages.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26amp%3Bc%3DIWSAsset%26amp%3Bk%3D2%26amp%3Bd%3DGkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QSQJfj1MY23dQDdvAtpT8unDR8U5rSd%252fyVsqLMKKF4XcU3KxtNMVBmbvl6gMmzKixA%253d%253d&hash=e9cb03a4ae69b623ebb286e5ac4833e5213b6025)
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: 3maw on January 15, 2014, 05:04:19 PM
Sad day when a Woodrow Wilson kid turns his back on his school and now pretends he is a Socs from the other side of the tracks in the state streets.  Pony Boy and the OGs would not be happy.  Remember where you came from Daris.

don't you dare talk crap on my state streets :comeatme:
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: star seed 7 on January 15, 2014, 05:14:29 PM
i lived in jardine and went to marlatt... not very soc.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: 3maw on January 15, 2014, 05:21:11 PM
spaces and I lived in the state streets and went to marlatt. far from soc's though. i feel the state streets scream lower middle class.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: DQ12 on January 15, 2014, 08:31:30 PM
re. the popcorn: same as it ever was.

the marlatt kid looked like a young, bubbles.  it was obvious he was going to win the second he got on the floor.  total alpha mentality.

pcorn- lol no

bubs/marlatt kid- i'd say the height of each makes the marlatt kid look more like a current bubs but hey who am i kidding here, i could stand to gain a few inches myself.
Pcorn: I admit i didn't have any last night but I did for GW and it tasted literally the exact same as any other cats butter popcorn i've ever had.  Maybe your pallet is worsening with age?

Bubs: Could be. Definitely wasn't real Bubs though. 

Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: EMAWmeister on January 15, 2014, 08:41:02 PM
IF RICK DARIS LOST TEN POUNDS HE WOULD WEIGH AS MUCH AS A THIMBLE #DOES NOT LIFT #COMPLETE PUSSY #NOT STRONG

Clams, you've inspired me to go hit the weights right now.  I don't want to be some girl with periods and stuff like Daris.
Title: Re: 10 observos from ou game
Post by: star seed 7 on January 15, 2014, 11:30:42 PM
D Scott related, he was at least a 6 sat night. Like a boss.