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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: ksupamplemousse on January 14, 2014, 02:18:36 PM
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So, I wiki'd chest hair today to try and find out why I have 25 hairs on one side of my chest and no chest hairs on the other side. Wikipedia wasn't very helpful, but I did find out that there are four major patterns for chest hair in males. Which one are you? Does your wife think it's gross? Do you keep some buttons unbuttoned to let it flow? Are people with no chest hair embarrassed, or do you consider it one less thing to hassle with? Let's have a conversation, guys.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chest_hair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chest_hair)
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i have the pattern where it's like 9 individual hairs on the nipples and nothing else
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also, this seems more football-related than basketball
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Did I really post this thread on the hoops board? If a mod gets a chance, this was supposed to go on the snack off board.
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I just got busted looking at a f(cking chest hair Wiki by my boss. Told him it was a medical issue. :facepalm:
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and mine is sort of in the shape of the superman logo... not real thick. I trim it occasionally and make sure it's never poking out from my collar.
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I have a hairy chest and a hairy stomach, but they don't connect. Not super bushy, but I get some tantalizing protusion when vnecking.
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i'm a three. i also am an unbutton and let it flow guy. i really can't wait until dlew chimes in. :excited:
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I'm a three too..and I shave that embarrassing crap
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I'm a three too..and I shave that embarrassing crap
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If I was a three, I would comb my beautiful chest hair and make sure I cleaned it with the finest shampoo, and before going to bed I would sing it songs. You clearly don't appreciate what you have.
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Prototypical 4. Exactly this. Boss city boss boss city yeah.
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Oh hey young stud Alec Baldwin, check it out, it's another fellow 4 Sean rough ridin' Connery! :eek:
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Can't wait until Dlew12 gets a hold of this thread
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im a 2 and like we talk about this all day seems like.
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Mrs Bread calls it a hair bra. :curse:
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and mine is sort of in the shape of the superman logo... not real thick. I trim it occasionally and make sure it's never poking out from my collar.
I think we're the same person.
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Mrs Bread calls it a hair bra. :curse:
I call it that, but I think it's cool!
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going gray on my tobias patches and not afraid to admit it to you guys.
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I have 7 hairs on each nipple and that is it.
Do I win?
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pretty sure 3's and 4's are the leaders of the world. 2 - tobiases are most def. followers and not leaders. shavers/trimmers/waxers are definitely the lowest of the low, though.
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pretty sure 3's and 4's are the leaders of the world. 2 - tobiases are most def. followers and not leaders. shavers/trimmers/waxers are definitely the lowest of the low, though.
I'm pretty leader oriented.
I can't speak for Tobias but I am pretty sure we would whip ass with or without chest hair.
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I've got a raging 4 going on. Definitely let it grow to a thick lustrous coat to keep warm in wintertime, then do appropriate trimming for summertime pool/lazy river sessions.
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probably accurate
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I've got a raging 4 going on. Definitely let it grow to a thick lustrous coat to keep warm in wintertime, then do appropriate trimming for summertime pool/lazy river sessions.
you ARE brock landers!
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3.7
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2.2
Although it is very, very thin on the chest area.
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pretty sure 3's and 4's are the leaders of the world. 2 - tobiases are most def. followers and not leaders. shavers/trimmers/waxers are definitely the lowest of the low, though.
eff you man!
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A nice thick coat of chest hair is just incredible as long as you're not some gross fatass, but then again nothing looks good with that setup tit wise. If you have robust pecs look the eff out!
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The 1's have it!
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They needed to become powerful because they look so weak. Massive overcompensation. They hate their bodies.
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Nice tits on both of them tho.
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you should post this in the celebrity lookalike thread under "Future Gooch"
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WORLD LEADER
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you should post this in the celebrity lookalike thread under "Future Gooch"
Man hope so!
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being hairy is def an old thing that is going the way of the dodo birds you guys.
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being hairy is def an old thing that is going the way of the dodo birds you guys.
Everything comes back into style.
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being hairy is def an old thing that is going the way of the dodo birds you guys.
you know nothing, mocat.
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i bet you guys have to shave more than once a week too :lol:
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my chest hair to facial hair ratio is all out of whack
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Seriously, chest-haired up manimals star in movies and are straight up laser guided poon seeking missiles set to destroy and conquer 24/7/365 hide jo ladies!
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i have the Tobias nipple hair formation, but also the Frodo foot hair formation
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i have the Tobias nipple hair formation, but also the Frodo foot hair formation
:sdeek:
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x2 on frodo feet here. so depressing. ugh.
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no chance I'm going to the wikipedia article on foot hair.
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i have the Tobias nipple hair formation, but also the Frodo foot hair formation
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Seriously, chest-haired up manimals star in movies and are straight up laser guided poon seeking missiles set to destroy and conquer 24/7/365 hide jo ladies!
Mr. Bread has been an absolute delight itt.
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i have the Tobias nipple hair formation, but also the Frodo foot hair formation
hmm i'll have to research when i get home to see if it's all part of The Tobias Package or if my foot hair is in the meat of the curve
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lol Swedes are not that hairy
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lol Swedes are not that hairy
Can confirm the women :sdeek:
edit: She was Danish but still :sdeek:
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what does the percent mean? percent of their bodies covered in fur?
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lol Swedes are not that hairy
Aren't Swedes basically just vikings? Seems like they would be hairy.
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What number are you if you're not very hairy waist up but waste down you are basically a wookie? That's what number i am.
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I'm definitely a 1. Also, I cut my nipple the other day shaving that area. :curse:
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What number are you if you're not very hairy waist up but waste down you are basically a wookie? That's what number i am.
I think the number you are looking for is centaur.
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Björn Borg is a Swede and he is a gross no hair. Total stud with clothes on however.
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Artist's rendering of Gooch
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Pan. Gooch is Pan.
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Be forewarned that if you Google image search that (Pan god) you'll get a sizeable portion of pics with dongs in them. Some erect. So like maybe don't.
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Artist's rendering of Gooch
Shorter hair and bigger biceps. Chest and abs are spot on tho.
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lol Swedes are not that hairy
Can confirm the women :sdeek:
edit: She was Danish but still :sdeek:
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2
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put me in the centaur category, but like 1 better than gooch because, chest hair.
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I'm a three too..and I shave that embarrassing crap
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If I was a three, I would comb my beautiful chest hair and make sure I cleaned it with the finest shampoo, and before going to bed I would sing it songs. You clearly don't appreciate what you have.
i should clarify, my hair fill in isnt even as close as to the manly ones from the pic in the OP ..so its just hair, nothing special.
Actually im forever scarred when my friend called me out on my summer "sweater" one time when we were about to go tubing down the river. It was just a circle of noticeable hair on my chest.
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Oh man you guys I am firmly on #TeamChestHair. Wish I were a 4 but probably somewhere in between 2 and 3.
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I'm probably just pushing a 3, but i've got a band where its a little thicker right one the collarbone, so when i'm rocking that work shirt 2 buttons low (err'day) and letting it all hang out, i probably look like a 4. :gocho:
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i'm a 4 and i v-neck the crap out of it everywhere i go.
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i'm a 2. used to be a 1 and would shave it off cause my gf liked that. when i stopped doing that it came back as a 2.
the more you know.
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I just got busted looking at a f(cking chest hair Wiki by my boss. Told him it was a medical issue. :facepalm:
Take it to the brag about some stud thing thread.
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I'm definitely a 1. Also, I cut my nipple the other day shaving that area. :curse:
Electric razor or straight blade?
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3. You dorks talking bad about chest hair look absurd.
"I could totally grow chest hair if I wanted to, but, I just don't want to, okay???"
:lol:
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I mean,
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THROW IN A MOUSTACHE!!!!
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Tough to tell where his mustache ends and where the chest hair begins.
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
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I'm probably like a 2.5, but the stomach hair comes in full and the chest hair is really spotty except a lot around the nipples, kind of gross looking. If you can pull off the chest/stomach hair more power to you, but having long hairs sticking out of your dress shirt is gross :yuck:
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God should have made a color darker than black for Greece.
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Probably a 2.5, but can also confirm that the majority of women 22+ prefer chest hair.
Turns out they like men, not boys. :Wha:
I mean just look at that mustached maverick with the full on 3. Total stud.
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i do trim some of the nippie long hairs but i don't think that's any sort of nancy boy thing to do. maybe it is though?
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i do trim some of the nippie long hairs but i don't think that's any sort of nancy boy thing to do. maybe it is though?
scissors? just trying to make it all look even?
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i do trim some of the nippie long hairs but i don't think that's any sort of nancy boy thing to do. maybe it is though?
scissors? just trying to make it all look even?
yeah the nip hairs are way longer than the rest. i don't want any glory boy hairs trying to show everyone else up.
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i do trim some of the nippie long hairs but i don't think that's any sort of nancy boy thing to do. maybe it is though?
scissors? just trying to make it all look even?
yeah the nip hairs are way longer than the rest. i don't want any glory boy hairs trying to show everyone else up.
Not nancy boy at all. More just being considerate than anything.
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i do trim some of the nippie long hairs but i don't think that's any sort of nancy boy thing to do. maybe it is though?
scissors? just trying to make it all look even?
yeah the nip hairs are way longer than the rest. i don't want any glory boy hairs trying to show everyone else up.
Not nancy boy at all. More just being considerate than anything.
yeah, I give the nip hairs a good trip as well. my chest hair isn't really much, though. its not thick/dark enough to tell unless youre close. wouldn't shave those little guys for a million bucks, tho. #teamchesthair
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at the spring game, someone should ask HCBS where you cross the line of cut/trim/shave to become a fuddy-duddy.
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4
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They need a 5th diagram with hair covering the entire torso. I'm a 5.
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I'm spot on with Stud Boss Tom except not quite as thick and lighter color. Have some right at base of neck that I shave off so it doesn't spill over neck of t-shirts. Trim about once a year in spring using hair clippers with the #2 guard. Almost perfect length as it leaves enough to not look shaved but eliminates the hair sweater look. Include armpits in trim as it helps with perspiration in hotter temps.
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
Please define "dandy"
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
Please define "dandy"
a real fancy boy
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
Please define "dandy"
a real fancy boy
I trim and you can call me fancy or dandy and I don't really give a rats ass. I'm extremely secure with my manliness. Sticks and stones may break my bones but boobs and vag excite me.
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4, and proud of it.
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
Please define "dandy"
a real fancy boy
I trim and you can call me fancy or dandy and I don't really give a rats ass. I'm extremely secure with my manliness. Sticks and stones may break my bones but boobs and vag excite me.
uh oh, the nancy boy is starting to get emotional over here. i think it might be KSUBriana's "time of the month." does anyone have some extra midol on them?
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:popcorn:
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Bunch of blatant homophobia in this blog string. Did I accidentally surf to the phog.net?
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
Please define "dandy"
a real fancy boy
I trim and you can call me fancy or dandy and I don't really give a rats ass. I'm extremely secure with my manliness. Sticks and stones may break my bones but boobs and vag excite me.
uh oh, the nancy boy is starting to get emotional over here. i think it might be KSUBriana's "time of the month." does anyone have some extra midol on them?
:lol: Good one Louis!!
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Knew a guy who goes to our church/kids went to school with us who would wear a crewneck sweatshirt, a turtleneck (this was the 90s) and STILL have hairs peeking out. :sdeek:
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If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion
Please define "dandy"
a real fancy boy
I trim and you can call me fancy or dandy and I don't really give a rats ass. I'm extremely secure with my manliness. Sticks and stones may break my bones but boobs and vag excite me.
what's with the posturing?
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2.75
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look at me, guys! i'm ksubrian! i like boobs and vag. especially boobs that feel like sandbags!
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look at me, guys! i'm ksubrian! i like boobs and vag. especially boobs that feel like sandbags!
Hi ksubrian I'm metalhead and i'm an internet toughguy
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Look at metalposer trying to act like he doesn't like boobs and vag. You're not fooling me metalhetero!! Rofl lamo what a rube
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look at me, guys! i'm ksubrian! i like boobs and vag. especially boobs that feel like sandbags!
Hi ksubrian I'm metalhead and i'm an internet toughguy
Dont get all bent out of shape metal, just funnin with you and cf3. Guess you didnt get the rhianna s&m reference. My bad.
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i have the Tobias nipple hair formation, but also the Frodo foot hair formation
dr oz just told me that frodo feet are a sign of good cardiovascular health
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chest hairs are just the first back hairs to the party.
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Oh man sys, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad I don't have backhair
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Back hair is so gross. You can call me every name in the book for keeping that crap under control and I don't even have to see my own.
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No back hair for me. Good genes I guess.
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i have the Tobias nipple hair formation, but also the Frodo foot hair formation
dr oz just told me that frodo feet are a sign of good cardiovascular health
that's great news and all, but Dr. Oz is one of the worst human beings alive. just look at him. you telling me he wouldn't bang your wife?
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no back hair, thank my lucky stars
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I'm definitely a 1. Also, I cut my nipple the other day shaving that area. :curse:
you're gonna have to go deeper
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well well well. Have a look at this thread.
That wiki article must have changed. They have a whole different chest hair chart up there now.
PSI btw
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Proud PS'r here. Can't wait for Spring.
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i miss mr bread
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PSI