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Title: "YES!" Moments
Post by: _33 on January 14, 2014, 07:37:25 AM
Found a fiver ($5 bill) in your pants pocket you haven't worn for a while.  YES!
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Post by: _33 on January 14, 2014, 07:37:59 AM
Fast forwarding through commercials, hit play at perfect time.  YES!
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Post by: _33 on January 14, 2014, 07:39:27 AM
Pulled over.  Warning.  YES!
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Post by: The1BigWillie on January 14, 2014, 07:40:52 AM
That one didn't plug up the toilet??!!?!  YES!!!! :flush:
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Post by: _33 on January 14, 2014, 07:45:13 AM
Wife texts, doesn't want to cook, asks you to pick up pizza on the way home.  YES!
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Post by: cDubya on January 14, 2014, 07:46:42 AM
Gf gives the "all clear" after a few days of agony. YES!
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Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2014, 07:48:24 AM
Gf gives the "all clear" after a few days of agony. YES!

Agony?  Becoming a dad might be the best thing for you, Cdub.
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Post by: OK_Cat on January 14, 2014, 07:49:30 AM
feel sick, take a sick day, feel better by noon.  YES!
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2014, 08:55:42 AM
Free pastry at Panera?  YES!
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 14, 2014, 08:57:10 AM
Free pastry at Panera?  YES!
car in front of you pays for your starbucks  :love:
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Post by: cDubya on January 14, 2014, 08:57:45 AM
Gf gives the "all clear" after a few days of agony. YES!

Agony?  Becoming a dad might be the best thing for you, Cdub.

Who said I'm not a dad?
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2014, 09:01:41 AM
look in the mirror every morning
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Post by: _33 on January 14, 2014, 09:07:42 AM
Not sure if there are any Pop-Tarts left, look in cupboard, there are Pop-Tarts.  YES!
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Post by: ben ji on January 14, 2014, 09:10:13 AM
Think your line is snagged, start reeling it in, realize there is a fish on the line, YES!
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Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2014, 09:10:15 AM
look in the mirror every morning
YES!
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Post by: Winters on January 14, 2014, 09:27:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ttEbPycDs
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Post by: mocat on January 14, 2014, 09:32:14 AM
that project that you forgot about? turns out you already sent it out
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Post by: scottwildcat on January 14, 2014, 11:43:50 AM
Bomb a final teacher curves the class just enough to get an A, YES!!
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 12:45:00 PM
Wake up, oh rats, its time to get up and go to work. Wait a second! It's Sunday!!!!! NO WORK TODAY! YES!
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 12:46:54 PM
They mess up your drink order, you get to keep the incorrect drink, plus they bring you your original order. YES!
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
Stray dog running down the street full speed, he runs past you and doesn't bite you in the jugular. YES!
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 12:52:41 PM
One slice of pizza left, your friend goes "Hey man its all yours, I'm full." YES!!!!!!
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 12:56:42 PM
You've gotta go REALLY BAD. Like so bad your stomach is rumbling and you're running to find a bathroom. You just make it! "YES!!!"
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 12:59:58 PM
Me: "I'd like some fire sauce"
Taco Bell lady: "Its in the bag!"
Me: "YES!!!!!"
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 01:00:37 PM
Its 10:34

Me: Are you still serving breakfast?
McD's worker: Yes
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Asteriskhead on January 14, 2014, 01:03:39 PM
every moment of my life is a yes moment. except for no moments, those are no moments.
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Post by: DQ12 on January 14, 2014, 01:07:24 PM
Hm, where's my darn wallet?  Maybe I left it in the car.

I did!

YES!
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 01:07:41 PM
You get home for lunch, turn the TV to bravo, and realize there's a Millionaire Matchmaker marathon. "YES!!!"
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Post by: ksupamplemousse on January 14, 2014, 01:26:43 PM
After 4 agonizing days of waiting  :impatient:  :ohno:  :pray:, you find out your gf is not pregnant. YES!!!  :Woohoo: :excited:  :Rusty:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 01:28:28 PM
You get home for lunch, turn the TV to bravo, and realize there's a Millionaire Matchmaker marathon. "YES!!!"

So you just take the afternoon off or...............?
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 14, 2014, 01:29:28 PM
You find out you have AIDS.

NOPE! Somebody else's results!

They have the AIDS!

YES!
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Post by: Tobias on January 14, 2014, 01:31:10 PM
You get home for lunch, turn the TV to bravo, and realize there's a Millionaire Matchmaker marathon. "YES!!!"

So you just take the afternoon off or...............?

do u even sick day thread bro
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 01:32:36 PM
You get home for lunch, turn the TV to bravo, and realize there's a Millionaire Matchmaker marathon. "YES!!!"

So you just take the afternoon off or...............?

do u even sick day thread bro
:lol: DVR, but still. I get a show in. :D
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 01:34:36 PM
Can you screen shot what's on your DVR fanning?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2014, 01:35:18 PM
Wake up, oh rats, its time to get up and go to work. Wait a second! It's Sunday!!!!! NO WORK TODAY! YES!

How is this even possible?  I have never done this in my life.
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Post by: puniraptor on January 14, 2014, 01:36:21 PM
when you have that dream that you are still in college and are failing a class and wont graduate then you wake up and realize you are an adult with your diploma on the wall. YES.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2014, 01:37:05 PM
Wake up, oh rats, its time to get up and go to work. Wait a second! It's Sunday!!!!! NO WORK TODAY! YES!

How is this even possible?  I have never done this in my life.

Most of the time when I wake up I have no idea what day it is, where I am, and what I am supposed to do next. This only lasts a few seconds though.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 01:39:00 PM
when you have that dream that you are still in college and are failing a class and wont graduate then you wake up and realize you are an adult with your diploma on the wall. YES.
Or graduation is coming and you forgot to attend a class that was on your schedule all semester. I have it once a week. Good pick, puni.
Title: Re: "YES!" Moments
Post by: puniraptor on January 14, 2014, 01:39:55 PM
when you have that dream that you are still in college and are failing a class and wont graduate then you wake up and realize you are an adult with your diploma on the wall. YES.
Or graduation is coming and you forgot to attend a class that was on your schedule all semester. I have it once a week. Good pick, puni.

yes thats the dream. Every few months it happens. YES!
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Post by: cDubya on January 14, 2014, 01:40:33 PM
After 4 agonizing days of waiting  :impatient:  :ohno:  :pray:, you find out your gf is not pregnant. YES!!!  :Woohoo: :excited:  :Rusty:

Thanks, KSULuke.  :dubious:
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Post by: ksupamplemousse on January 14, 2014, 01:49:22 PM
After 4 agonizing days of waiting  :impatient:  :ohno:  :pray:, you find out your gf is not pregnant. YES!!!  :Woohoo: :excited:  :Rusty:

Thanks, KSULuke.  :dubious:

Not sure how I missed your post. I feel like a dumbass.
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Post by: puniraptor on January 14, 2014, 01:51:49 PM
After 5 years of not knowing you find out you have a kid! YES!

After nine months of not knowing you find out the kid's not yours!  YES!
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 14, 2014, 01:53:12 PM
You got viciously gang raped by three strange men last night. :frown:

Wait, you just woke up!

It was a dream!

Yes moment!
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Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on January 14, 2014, 02:13:10 PM
Rear end a van that has come to a complete stop, get out only to find there is no damage. YES!!!
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 14, 2014, 02:20:05 PM
You get kidnapped by the people in the van. :frown:

They're taking you to a surprise party with tons of presents for you!

Yes!
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Post by: Brock Landers on January 14, 2014, 02:31:47 PM
Wake up on someone's couch after a night of pak'ing, not really sure what the hell happened.  But your wallet, phone and car keys are all in your pockets.

YES!!
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Post by: lopakman on January 14, 2014, 02:32:17 PM
You go to the store to buy a new tank top.  They're buy one get one free.

eff YES!
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Post by: The Big Train on January 14, 2014, 02:38:42 PM
You pull in to Sonic and it's 1:47 PM.

Lady says its close enough to get the happy hour price.

YES!!!

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Post by: The Big Train on January 14, 2014, 02:41:29 PM
Omari failed a winter intersession class and is ineligible.

YES!!!
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Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on January 14, 2014, 02:42:14 PM
Omari failed a winter intersession class and is ineligible.

YES!!!
Interesting if true
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 02:44:12 PM
Wake up on someone's couch after a night of pak'ing, not really sure what the hell happened.  But your wallet, phone and car keys are all in your pockets.

YES!!
Not really. You should have woke up in her bed.
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 14, 2014, 03:01:54 PM
Wake up on someone's couch after a night of pak'ing, not really sure what the hell happened.  But your wallet, phone and car keys are all in your pockets.

YES!!

Some tramp accused you of rape and you don't remember. :frown:

She recanted!

Yes!
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Post by: lopakman on January 14, 2014, 03:07:07 PM
Bread's doing some really fine work in this thread. 
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Post by: cDubya on January 14, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
KSUdeuce apologizes for being a dumbass. YESSSSS!
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Post by: Phil Titola on January 14, 2014, 09:33:34 PM
Can you screen shot what's on your DVR fanning?

I think this would be an excellent thread.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 09:40:32 PM
Can you screen shot what's on your DVR fanning?

I think this would be an excellent thread.
:lol:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2014, 09:43:25 PM
When you're down by 6 at home to a top 25 Kruger team, with under 5 to play, can't hit a rough ridin' free throw, and pull out the win. "YES!!!"
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Post by: puniraptor on January 14, 2014, 09:45:27 PM
When you're down by 6 at home to a top 25 Kruger team, with under 5 to play, can't hit a rough ridin' free throw, and pull out the win. "YES!!!"

YES!!
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Post by: ksupamplemousse on January 14, 2014, 09:48:15 PM
KSUdeuce apologizes for being a dumbass. YESSSSS!

I already addressed that you dirty coal miner  :dubious:
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Post by: Katpappy on January 14, 2014, 10:36:08 PM
After 4 agonizing days of waiting  :impatient:  :ohno:  :pray:, you find out your gf is not pregnant. YES!!!  :Woohoo: :excited:  :Rusty:

Thanks, KSULuke.  :dubious:

Not sure how I missed your post. I feel like a dumbass.
I think that was Lucas Scoopalot's name before he changed it.  Shame on you.  T's & P's Luke.
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Post by: The Big Train on January 14, 2014, 11:17:36 PM
Open Pandora and it's your favorite song.  YES!!!
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Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on January 14, 2014, 11:31:21 PM
After 4 agonizing days of waiting  :impatient:  :ohno:  :pray:, you find out your gf is not pregnant. YES!!!  :Woohoo: :excited:  :Rusty:

Thanks, KSULuke.  :dubious:

Not sure how I missed your post. I feel like a dumbass.
I think that was Lucas Scoopalot's name before he changed it.  Shame on you.  T's & P's Luke.
It was Luke-KSU, but pretty close
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Post by: Branson Bound on January 14, 2014, 11:33:45 PM
Chris Isaak is playing on the Jay Leno Show.

YES!
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Post by: cDubya on January 15, 2014, 12:07:30 PM
After 4 agonizing days of waiting  :impatient:  :ohno:  :pray:, you find out your gf is not pregnant. YES!!!  :Woohoo: :excited:  :Rusty:

Thanks, KSULuke.  :dubious:

Not sure how I missed your post. I feel like a dumbass.
I think that was Lucas Scoopalot's name before he changed it.  Shame on you.  T's & P's Luke.
It was Luke-KSU, but pretty close

It has come full circle. And I wasn't even here before he changed it. Kinda funny.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 16, 2014, 07:03:10 PM
keurig hasn't been pumping water for a while. Finally looked at it. Just had to slap the bottom a couple times.

YES.
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Post by: raquetcat on January 16, 2014, 07:16:22 PM
Your boss forwards a bad ass email you sent to them to all the higher ups.

YES!
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Post by: EMAWmeister on January 16, 2014, 09:37:47 PM
when you have that dream that you are still in college and are failing a class and wont graduate then you wake up and realize you are an adult with your diploma on the wall. YES.

I graduated a month ago and have had that dream 3 times now.