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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: ChiComCat on January 10, 2014, 05:08:28 PM
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I will not hold back either
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You wouldn't dare
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You wouldn't dare
Your modesty is second only to your incredible wit
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phew. i needed this. would a 14 year old really wear my clothes?
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phew. i needed this. would a 14 year old really wear my clothes?
Only a 14 year old with incredible style. Even then, it is doubtful he would pull them off near as well
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very #1cat thread imo
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very #1cat thread imo
I hope you have kids so my children's generation can experience their own centraltexascat.
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How large is my penis?
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A welcome break from the doldrums of gE life. :ksu:
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I need therapy now :frown:
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How large is my penis?
Large enough
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How large is my penis?
Large enough
YES! :Woohoo:
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A welcome break from the doldrums of gE life. :ksu:
In the next 10 years, I have little doubt that your hometown will build a statue in your honor
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I need therapy now :frown:
Any therapist would be grateful for a patient like you
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A welcome break from the doldrums of gE life. :ksu:
In the next 10 years, I have little doubt that your hometown will build a statue in your honor
Man I hope so! We have a roundabout now so I bet it could go there! You're the best, Chicat!
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I'll take 1 compliment pls
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I'll take 1 compliment pls
If you made a Tres Leches cake, it would be the best the world has ever seen
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This thread feels like a trap. :dubiouss:
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This thread feels like a trap. :dubiouss:
You seem to know exactly what type of hat you should wear in every situation. If it were a competition, you would be the 5-time metro champion following Danny "The Fedora King" Robinson's retirement and unprecedented 12 year reign. Despite his accolades, some would say that you are better than Danny was in his prime.
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This thread feels like a trap. :dubiouss:
You seem to know exactly what type of hat you should wear in every situation. If it were a competition, you would be the 5-time metro champion following Danny "The Fedora King" Robinson's retirement and unprecedented 12 year reign. Despite his accolades, some would say that you are better than Danny was in his prime.
:)
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This is way better than steve dave's thread.
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:shakes magic ChiCat ball:
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This is way better than steve dave's thread.
If you were born 200 years earlier, you would have invented the first automobile. Henry Ford would be a rough ridin' nobody.
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:shakes magic ChiCat ball:
People respect you for the way you take care of your hands
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:billdance:
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I could always use a "pick me up." :D
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I do have soft hands. Thank you ChiCat.
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awesome thread ChiCat
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I could always use a "pick me up." :D
That girl in middle school that you had a crush on would've "gone out" with you if you would've asked. Through a series of seemingly insignificant dominoes falling your life, however, would be much much worse right now. You choose wisely keeping that crush internalized. You'll end up doing better. She does still think of you though.
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awesome thread ChiCat
I just try to live up to your remarkable standard.
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:billdance:
Your pancreas conducts itself with an efficiency that has never been seen before and will never be seen again.
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Tell me about me, Chicat!!!!
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Tell me about me, Chicat!!!!
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Your wife thinks of herself as the luckiest woman alive
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That's nice to know ChiCat. Sometimes she has a hard time expressing her feelings to me.
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That's nice to know ChiCat. Sometimes she has a hard time expressing her feelings to me.
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She feels terrible about that
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What a lovely gesture. Thanks ChiCat!
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I could always use a "pick me up." :D
That girl in middle school that you had a crush on would've "gone out" with you if you would've asked. Through a series of seemingly insignificant dominoes falling your life, however, would be much much worse right now. You choose wisely keeping that crush internalized. You'll end up doing better. She does still think of you though.
:D
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What a lovely gesture. Thanks ChiCat!
Though Google will never admit it, your name (and variations) was the 4th most searched phrase on August 6, 2009. Most common words included in those searches were:
1. Shirtless
2. MacGyver-esque
3. Married?
4. jumpsuit
5. smiling
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GO
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GO
You are effervescent with a quiet depth that makes a room come alive.
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I'm listening to Hall & Oates right now
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I'm listening to Hall & Oates right now
"She's Gone" was inspired by a Daryl Hall dream where he fell madly in love with you, only to have you break his heart. While conveying the dream to longtime collaborator John Oates, he was too shy to mention that it was about a man so he lied about the gender. Regardless and despite the song being penned before your birth, he still thinks of you every time he sings the song. Each time he sings it with more conviction in hopes that this will help to keep the memory of that dream from fading. While he knows losing you hurt immensely, never having had you would be a pain too strong for words.
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uhm yes, is this where you sign up for econ101
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uhm yes, is this where you sign up for econ101
You were your parent's favorite child
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I'm listening to Hall & Oates right now
"She's Gone" was inspired by a Daryl Hall dream where he fell madly in love with you, only to have you break his heart. While conveying the dream to longtime collaborator John Oates, he was too shy to mention that it was about a man so he lied about the gender. Regardless and despite the song being penned before your birth, he still thinks of you every time he sings the song. Each time he sings it with more conviction in hopes that this will help to keep the memory of that dream from fading. While he knows losing you hurt immensely, never having had you would be a pain too strong for words.
Holy crap bc that is the song I was listening to
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well, this is just about the BEST THREAD EVER
:love:
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Ill take a number
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Ill take a number
11 years after your death a major television network will premiere a television show based on your life. It will be the second most popular show on Tuesday nights in its first season and will run for 6 years. Some bits and pieces will be exaggerated or flat out made up, but by and large they will stick to the source material that you provide. Your family will receive royalties and will always appreciate that you took care of them.
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I had a rough day at work. Some kind words would make me feel better. :D
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feed me, Seymour
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I had a rough day at work. Some kind words would make me feel better. :D
In an alternate reality, tank tops are the primary form of currency. Your doppelganger in this reality totally runs crap. Everyone in the alternate reality is exactly 8% happier than their counter parts in our reality.
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feed me, Seymour
You can pull off male jewelry better than any other man ever.
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Wow, I really do feel better.
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Great concept
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:peek:
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Great concept
If you're family was able to trade you for Brad Pitt and all of his money/celebrity, they would tell Pitt to eff right off. Ditto for Clooney
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:peek:
You have a pleasant voice
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:peek:
You have a pleasant voice
HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE KARAOKE!?!
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you're doing an excellent job, chicat. you're a true #1cat.
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you're doing an excellent job, chicat. you're a true #1cat.
You are delightful
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:popcorn:
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:popcorn:
In 5th grade, you got a B on a science paper. Your teacher just didn't get your experiment. That paper was actually outstanding. Well done.
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I missed a lot this evening.
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I want this
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:babywillie:
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I missed a lot this evening.
KenPom is a spammer on our blog. He just struggles to put his feelings for your work into words.
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I want this
The day you were born, everybody woke up a little bit happier and more determined to make the world a better place. Science will eventually prove this beyond a reasonable doubt, but they will give the credit to Trevor Perkins who shares your birthday. They will be wrong. It's all Winters.
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:babywillie:
You look good in teal.
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Like my wife said in her sleep last night, DO ME ChiCat!
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:adios:
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Hi Chi! I'm all ears. :D
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I'd like to read something nice :)
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Busy day today for me so I will catch up in here tonight. Feel free to keep posting.
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Like my wife said in her sleep last night, DO ME ChiCat!
If your nephew convicted you of crimes against the country and tried to feed you to 120 hungry dogs, the dogs would just run up to you and lick your face. They couldn't attack you, because a dog knows what's in your heart and in you have an innocent heart.
:adios:
Your exquisite taste in eyewear does not go unnoticed.
I'd like to read something nice :)
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You have a beautiful soul
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ChiCat is a very underrated poster. One of my favs on this blog.
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ChiCat is a very underrated poster. One of my favs on this blog.
You should enter more dancing competitions and embrace your incredible God given ability.
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Great concept
If you're family was able to trade you for Brad Pitt and all of his money/celebrity, they would tell Pitt to eff right off. Ditto for Clooney
This made me feel at least three times as good as chingon's insult thread made me feel bad. Well done, chicat.
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I'm really glad I read this thread, my world is a little brighter right now.
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This thread is my density!
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Having a pretty crappy Monday so far. Could really use a pic-me-up ChiCat.
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I'm really glad I read this thread, my world is a little brighter right now.
Not that you don't dress well already, but you could dress even bolder. Trust your eye for fashion, it is a rare gift.
This thread is my density!
Remember those people that were mean to you growing up? Usually they tell the truth but with you it really was because they were jealous and insecure.
Having a pretty crappy Monday so far. Could really use a pic-me-up ChiCat.
I would buy a used VW Rabbit in poor condition if they told me schreds21 was a previous owner.
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Thanks ChiCat! I think I will go eat an extremely satisfying lunch now. :billdance:
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Thanks ChiCat! This is certainly bolster my overdeveloped ego! :thumbs:
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I'm really glad I read this thread, my world is a little brighter right now.
Yes. He's quite good. Can you imagine how special his loved ones feel?
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I'm really glad I read this thread, my world is a little brighter right now.
Yes. He's quite good. Can you imagine how special his loved ones feel?
Yes, yes I can. Because of this thread.
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I'd like to compliment ChiCat on making this thread
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I legit was thanking you in front of a large group of people today and referred to your wife as "the [ChiCat wife's name]"
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i don't think hotel employees should be tipped. it's a ridiculous expectation and harkens back to a class structure that was and is immoral.
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I'd like to compliment ChiCat on making this thread
You can lift slightly heavier objects than people would think by looking at you. This comes in moderately handy.
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i don't think hotel employees should be tipped. it's a ridiculous expectation and harkens back to a class structure that was and is immoral.
Although they will never know it, reptiles are a little better off in this world with you in it.
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I legit was thanking you in front of a large group of people today and referred to your wife as "the [ChiCat wife's name]"
Your whole family is pretty awesome - from kids to extended, not-technically-related but still pretty much family.