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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: CNS on January 02, 2014, 10:40:54 AM
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who would it be?
Was thinking either Hitler or Sirr Parker, but am going to go with the guy that invented wall paper.
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Chuck Traynor. What a complete douchebox.
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I was going to say Sirr Parker but I'll go ahead and say Kevin Walker of the Cincinnati Bengals.
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Whoever shot JFK from the grassy knoll.
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Great question. The obvious answer is Sirr Parker :chainsaw:
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Sirr Parker.
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Alex Smith
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Batt BcKee
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such a loaded question, since im going back in time and have knowledge of whats in the future i would probably kill someone like george lucas and put my stamp on everything he did but in my own way (im greedy as eff) i would kill sirr parker if this wasnt the scenario previously mentioned
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Alex Smith
Hmm, would have thought you'd have gone with Lin Elliot.
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What are the circumstances of their death? Like we have all options open? Can I just root for a miscarriage?
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Bishop would have fumbled away the Natty anyway so Sirr Parker is a dumb answer.
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Alex Smith
Hmm, would have thought you'd have gone with Lin Elliot.
Oh man good call. Neither though. I'm going to do the right thing and kill Pol Pot.
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abraham. to see if anything would change.
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Batt BcKee
:shakesfist:
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I would have said Hitler to stop WW2, but I really don't think I would exist anymore if I did that, so I changed my mind.
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Batt BcKee
What a terrible rough ridin' suggestion.
What would Mueller use to fuel his inner fire if McKee were gone?
Good needs the evil.
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Batt BcKee
What a terrible rough ridin' suggestion.
What would Mueller use to fuel his inner fire if McKee were gone?
Good needs the evil.
except wall paper. The world would be fine with out that crap.
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wouldn't kill anyone cuz of the ripple effect. sheesh, its like you guys haven't even seen a movie about time travel...
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wouldn't kill anyone cuz of the ripple effect. sheesh, its like you guys haven't even seen a movie about time travel...
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen
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gavrilo princip would be a very, very good person to kill. there isn't much conspiracy surrounding his actions and it's easy to connect him to a whole hell of a lot of misery.
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obl is another one. man how the world would look now
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abraham. to see if anything would change.
abrahams kid right after god told him JK about the stabbing thing
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Not because I would want to actually grease all of these fools, but more as historical counter-factuals:
guy that killed Rabin
OBL
Mao
Che before he became a martyr
Henry the VIII before he had a male heir
Calhoun and/or Lee
James Earl Ray aka Eric Starvo Galt in a back alley in Puerto Vallarta
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Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.
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Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.
Assuming Fidel could've overthrown Bautista without Che, he would've made nice with America.
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Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.
It's more amazing in its current form.
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Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.
Assuming Fidel could've overthrown Bautista without Che, he would've made nice with America.
I don't know. Stuff I have read has said that Fidel was sickened by what Bautista was and how he bent his country over for Americans. Also that Fidel was the lead on the relationship with Russia.
4 Min to Midnight may have just glossed over Che's contribution to Fidel's stance. :dunno:
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I would kill that guy that made that bdsm scat murder movie that tobias watched that I read the wikipedia article about and traumatized myself.
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I would kill that guy that made that bdsm scat murder movie that tobias watched that I read the wikipedia article about and traumatized myself.
oh yeah, i was gonna take the high road in this thread but eff that guy
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Jake Waters.
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Instead of killing someone I would try to bring back rad technology so it could have more time to develop and improve by the time it got to me.
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Instead of killing someone I would try to bring back rad technology so it could have more time to develop and improve by the time it got to me.
BORING!!!!
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Instead of killing someone I would try to bring back rad technology so it could have more time to develop and improve by the time it got to me.
If you killed Hitler, all those dead Germans would be car scientists instead of dead Germans and we'd have flying cars by now and also no nuclear bombs probably
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Genghis Khan
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Live (kill?) for the now.
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Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.
Assuming Fidel could've overthrown Bautista without Che, he would've made nice with America.
I don't know. Stuff I have read has said that Fidel was sickened by what Bautista was and how he bent his country over for Americans. Also that Fidel was the lead on the relationship with Russia.
4 Min to Midnight may have just glossed over Che's contribution to Fidel's stance. :dunno:
I have read quite a bit about Che and there is little doubt that his influence while alive and dead was immense for the revolution. I think Fidel unquestionably was going to nationalize the sugar trade and probably some fruit farms and piss off the US but I'm not convinced that the relationship would've developed the way it did had Fidel's sidekick not been an absolutist, but that could be wrong.
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snuggie guy
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Tom Osborne in '91
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I would go back in time and have a reasonable conversation with the wallpaper guy. Maybe a grown man slap across the chops to get a point across, mixed with mild threats of murder and torture.
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I would go back in time and have a reasonable conversation with the wallpaper guy. Maybe a grown man slap across the chops to get a point across, mixed with mild threats of murder and torture.
TBJ, knowing what I know now, that guy is a crazy, deranged, sadistic bad person who only wants to watch the world burn. Some real AntiChrist stuff. Slaps from the future will just confirm to him that he is on the right track and could possibly make him add some layer to it that makes it even harder to remove.
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OMG eff that jerk face wallpaper guy. I mean what the hell was his problem? Here use this paper and glue but you better be sure you like it cause that crap aint't coming off easily or cleanly... like ever. Oh I'm sure uglyass flower patterns will be like totally the rage for ever and ever. Mewahaahhaha.
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#timetravelmurderwallpaperguy
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OMG eff that jerk face wallpaper guy. I mean what the hell was his problem? Here use this paper and glue but you better be sure you like it cause that crap aint't coming off easily or cleanly... like ever. Oh I'm sure uglyass flower patterns will be like totally the rage for ever and ever. Mewahaahhaha.
Yes, his fat face! Same evil reason that no, absolutely no, wallpaper is good looking. It's because he wants you to have to take it down, and feeds emotionally off of the hate you eventually realize you have for the shitty appearance of the room, the shame you feel for ever having agreed to installing it, and ultimately the pain and discontent caused during it's removal.
That guy needs to go!
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Removing wallpaper currently. Started 3 weeks ago, a lovely paisley pattern in the dining room. They must have used some soRt of James Bond paste on this rough rider. It comes off in little strips. Then when you can actually pull a piece off larger than normal it feels like you won the lottery. I even bought this solution you spray the wall with after you score it to help get this crap off the wall. eff that noise. NOTHING WORKS. The best part, is when all this crap is finally off the wall, you've scuffed the living eff out of the drywall. Bust out the putty and trowels and get back to work.
REDRUM
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I would have said Hitler to stop WW2, but I really don't think I would exist anymore if I did that, so I changed my mind.
And WW2 was good for America
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What if you could go back in time but you couldn't kill anyone, nor could you come right out and tell anyone what was going to happen. You could only try and win the confidence of say a political leader or military commander and try to influence them in a way that you believed would be a better outcome ex: shorter war, no war, being better prepared etc. etc. You could also only deal with an individual, you couldn't say, just pop into the Oval office and talk to the Pres and all of his advisers, you could only reveal yourself to the Pres him/herself.
I've been interested in Gen. Patton fora long time and he was a very astute geo-strategic thinker (albeit a little scary) and also believed in reincarnation. So in my minds eye, someone who traveled back in time wouldn't be all that unnerving to him.
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Removing wallpaper currently. Started 3 weeks ago, a lovely paisley pattern in the dining room. They must have used some soRt of James Bond paste on this rough rider. It comes off in little strips. Then when you can actually pull a piece off larger than normal it feels like you won the lottery. I even bought this solution you spray the wall with after you score it to help get this crap off the wall. eff that noise. NOTHING WORKS. The best part, is when all this crap is finally off the wall, you've scuffed the living eff out of the drywall. Bust out the putty and trowels and get back to work.
REDRUM
I just bought a steamer/remover and am supposed to get it next week. If it works well, great, if not, it will make the time trip back with me and I will kill the wallpaper guy with it after scoring him thoroughly with that little wheel thingy.
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I went back in time once only to find a young version of myself waiting to kill me.
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What if you could go back in time but you couldn't kill anyone, nor could you come right out and tell anyone what was going to happen. You could only try and win the confidence of say a political leader or military commander and try to influence them in a way that you believed would be a better outcome ex: shorter war, no war, being better prepared etc. etc. You could also only deal with an individual, you couldn't say, just pop into the Oval office and talk to the Pres and all of his advisers, you could only reveal yourself to the Pres him/herself.
I've been interested in Gen. Patton fora long time and he was a very astute geo-strategic thinker (albeit a little scary) and also believed in reincarnation. So in my minds eye, someone who traveled back in time wouldn't be all that unnerving to him.
I love you so much dax.
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I always advise people (smart people) to not think about time travel. If it's possible, and you're capable, you could come up with an idea how then actually do it. You'll alter the past to where you are never born and *poof* in present time you disappear and the world would be as if you never were.
That said, I'd kill a deer.
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What if you could go back in time but you couldn't kill anyone, nor could you come right out and tell anyone what was going to happen. You could only try and win the confidence of say a political leader or military commander and try to influence them in a way that you believed would be a better outcome ex: shorter war, no war, being better prepared etc. etc. You could also only deal with an individual, you couldn't say, just pop into the Oval office and talk to the Pres and all of his advisers, you could only reveal yourself to the Pres him/herself.
I've been interested in Gen. Patton fora long time and he was a very astute geo-strategic thinker (albeit a little scary) and also believed in reincarnation. So in my minds eye, someone who traveled back in time wouldn't be all that unnerving to him.
:blush: (I think)
I love you so much dax.
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The ShamWow guy.
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The ShamWow guy.
Good choice. He would have never have been able to beat the crap out of that hooker then.
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paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox
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Shelvin Mack, Danny Manning or Sirr Parker. A final four or a MNC (game at least?) in my lifetime would make me a more satisfied 'Cat fan. :combofan:
Geopolitically, and realistically, I've watched way too many time travel movies to trust that I wouldn't upset the balance of world history. But, I'd probably go after Hitler, John Wilkes Booth, Pol Pot or someone like that (architect of genocide or assassin of a highly effective leader).
All that being said, I probably wouldn't kill anyone (unless they directly threatened my wife, daughter or other dear loved one). I'm pretty much a dove.
Liked Dax's 'influence' scenario. Will think about that one for a while :thumbsup:
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paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox
Have been using wall wik. It's Better than the other solution type stuff we have used. The original installers didn't use sizing and it is the worst thing ever.
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God. Or whatever dipshit started all this nonsense.
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I would kill that guy that made that bdsm scat murder movie that tobias watched that I read the wikipedia article about and traumatized myself.
oh yeah, i was gonna take the high road in this thread but eff that guy
I totally agree you should not bind and murder turds. That's just bad hygne. SMH
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i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)
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i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)
That murder is no different from any other except the afterwards part which really has no bearing on the outcome of events.
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i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)
That murder is no different from any other except the afterwards part which really has no bearing on the outcome of events.
what if that guy was a time traveller and that chick was going to be like a future hitler and he went back to eat her?
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i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa)
That murder is no different from any other except the afterwards part which really has no bearing on the outcome of events.
what if that guy was a time traveller and that chick was going to be like a future hitler and he went back to eat her?
Kudos to him I guess.
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All I'm saying' is that that mutherfuckin wallpaper dude shouldn't have ever been. :buh-bye:
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All I'm saying' is that that mutherfuckin wallpaper dude shouldn't have ever been. :buh-bye:
i mean, you do your dude, and i'll do my dood.
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The Slap Chop guy.
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wait, so since puni flipped i've gotta take out that nazi scat bsdm dude myself now?
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All I'm saying' is that that mutherfuckin wallpaper dude shouldn't have ever been. :buh-bye:
i mean, you do your dude, and i'll do my dood.
I agree :cheers: My agenda is mostly driven by the fact that time travel is easier than removing wall paper.
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wait, so since puni flipped i've gotta take out that nazi scat bsdm dude myself now?
you got this, brah! (dudes a puss)
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I can't even fight someone, no way I'd have the balls to kill someone. Hence my answer
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I can't even fight someone, no way I'd have the balls to kill someone. Hence my answer
I was approaching this question under snackoff rules :ck:
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I'd take all the wires from the speakers in the '98 Big 12 Championship so they could never announce the other score.
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The Schticky guy.
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The guy who took Nicnames phone.
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The guy who took Nicnames phone.
You can still do that. In fact, it'd take a lot less effort to do it right now since you know his exact location than it would be to go back in time and find him. What I'm saying is you're a big fat liar.
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The guy who took Nicnames phone.
You can still do that. In fact, it'd take a lot less effort to do it right now since you know his exact location than it would be to go back in time and find him. What I'm saying is you're a big fat liar.
Could make it look like an accident. Slipped on a Jalapeño - hit his head - aneurism.
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The guy who took Nicnames phone.
You can still do that. In fact, it'd take a lot less effort to do it right now since you know his exact location than it would be to go back in time and find him. What I'm saying is you're a big fat liar.
Could make it look like an accident. Slipped on a Jalapeño - hit his head - aneurism.
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Surprised nobody said Bono.
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Vince Offer.
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paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox
Have been using wall wik. It's Better than the other solution type stuff we have used. The original installers didn't use sizing and it is the worst thing ever.
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using it after the paper tiger? It really does make a difference IMHE
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paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox
Have been using wall wik. It's Better than the other solution type stuff we have used. The original installers didn't use sizing and it is the worst thing ever.
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using it after the paper tiger? It really does make a difference IMHE
Not sure what Paper Tiger is, but I score it with (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-RIuBZZ_IOPg%2FUUCXDTok5TI%2FAAAAAAAAEYc%2Fmxt7_jE1Llg%2Fs320%2Fscorer.jpg&hash=7652ec1a1138d6bef60d28bf7aa72360d39632f5) then put the wall wik stuff up.
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The guy that took thigh high stockings and sewed them to panties to create panty hose. That guy is evil.
I think Mitch Fatel has an entire bit on it.
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paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox
Have been using wall wik. It's Better than the other solution type stuff we have used. The original installers didn't use sizing and it is the worst thing ever.
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using it after the paper tiger? It really does make a difference IMHE
Not sure what Paper Tiger is, but I score it with (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-RIuBZZ_IOPg%2FUUCXDTok5TI%2FAAAAAAAAEYc%2Fmxt7_jE1Llg%2Fs320%2Fscorer.jpg&hash=7652ec1a1138d6bef60d28bf7aa72360d39632f5) then put the wall wik stuff up.
yeah, that's a paper tiger
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That Koomey guy. eff that guy. Also maybe that Mugabe guy.