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Title: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: puniraptor on December 20, 2013, 02:09:18 PM
This is the snackoff you all knew was coming. Way too serious for rhyming. TRI FLAVOUR POPCORN TINS ARE IN SEASON. THEY HAVE MULTIPLE FLAVORS! Which is your favorite? which flavor do you love to thrust your greasy mitts into regardless of virus concentration? VOTE WITH YOUR HEART. REAL LIFE FIGHT YOUR FRIENDS. THIS. IS. FRIDAYS. SNACKOFF. SMACKOFF (delegated edition).
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 20, 2013, 02:10:09 PM
Caramel bitches
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: kso_FAN on December 20, 2013, 02:12:02 PM
Caramel. This shouldn't even be close.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
caramel is pretty awesome if you also like things like poopy buttholes filled, cabbage and the bottom of toilet seats.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 20, 2013, 02:13:58 PM
Cheese, easier on my teeth.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 20, 2013, 02:17:15 PM
Cheese. I know rick daris put me in charge, and I was coming in here to say puni did a terrible job, but I literally told daris last week that this should be a snack-off soon. In fact, the two I mentioned to him were bleu cheese vs ranch and popcorn flavors. And they just so happened to be the next two snack-offs. Interesting. Very interesting...
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: puniraptor on December 20, 2013, 02:19:51 PM
I've been saying for years that we needed a popcorn snackoff :don'tcare:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: TownieCat on December 20, 2013, 02:20:48 PM
Caramel. This shouldn't even be close.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 20, 2013, 02:21:10 PM
I've been saying for years that we needed a popcorn snackoff :don'tcare:

Can confirm. I remember you mentioning it at fattyfest and I thought, "What in the world is a Friday snack-off?" but it all makes sense now.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 20, 2013, 02:21:42 PM
You know who eats sweet things as a snack? Children. Caramel popcorn lovers are children.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: SabiNation on December 20, 2013, 02:21:55 PM
Cheese hands down.  Caramel would be a close-ish second place, but like WW insinuated it gets stuck in my teeth too much and is thus a distant runner up.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 20, 2013, 02:22:21 PM
This can't be a real debate, can it? Cheese plz!
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: TownieCat on December 20, 2013, 02:24:10 PM
You know who eats sweet things as a snack? Children. Caramel popcorn lovers are children.


 :cyclist:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 20, 2013, 02:26:39 PM
I like to get my hands really cheesy and thin lick the chz off.  :lick:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: mocat on December 20, 2013, 02:27:07 PM
if you voted cinnamon, please out yourself
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: nicname on December 20, 2013, 02:28:15 PM
<------
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 20, 2013, 02:28:28 PM
if you voted cinnamon, please out yourself

3?!?!

out yourself you sick bastards.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 02:30:31 PM
sometimes the cinnamon popcorn will touch my cheese popcorn and ill get a hint of cinnamon flavor. also sometimes ill just take the entire cinnamon third and dump it right in the middle of the street. I don't even wait till I get home. its that gross.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on December 20, 2013, 02:30:38 PM
Not too proud to admit I voted cinnamon.

I like them all, but:
1) Butter? What's the point? Pop some yourself.
2) Caramel - it's tasty and I enjoy it.
3) Cheese - see caramel (sometimes this IS my favorite).
4) Cinnamon - kind of what I associate with Topsy's. I grab a bag of this whenever I'm near a Topsy's.

I really love the tins that come with caramel, cheese and cinnamon. I'm kind of a 'big tin' guy. There's room for all tastes!
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 02:32:31 PM
formal invite- if youre by topsys this week... gimme a call. ill walk over and we can go have a beer at okie joes. lets be buds!

:tsc:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: hatingfrancisco on December 20, 2013, 02:34:31 PM
Caramel is good but Cheese is where it's at.....
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 20, 2013, 02:36:02 PM
<----Cinnamon voter #4   :popcorn: (but with cinnamon)
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 20, 2013, 02:39:36 PM
C-H-E-E-S-E
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 02:40:35 PM
not surprised known stud and my personal IRL bestie CF3 voted for cheese.

 :combofan:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: mocat on December 20, 2013, 02:41:55 PM
<------

swing and a miss.


Not too proud to admit I voted cinnamon.

swing and a miss.


<----Cinnamon voter #4   :popcorn: (but with cinnamon)

swing and a miss.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: meow meow on December 20, 2013, 02:43:52 PM
Do yourselves a favor and mix the cheese and caramel, sounds not so good but it's the best.  It's what us pros in the big leagues call a classic Chicago mix
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 02:44:43 PM
do yourselves a favor and throw all the cinnamon popcorn away and if you accidentally eat some call 911.

us pros call it common sense.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 20, 2013, 02:48:50 PM
caramel
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 20, 2013, 03:00:25 PM
I really like all of them even though cheese is my favorite. One thing these snack offs have shown me is how picky some grown ups are.


Typical Friday Snack off post:
"_______ is awful! I wouldn't eat it if I was about to die of starvation!"
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 20, 2013, 03:03:32 PM
I would never do this on tin popcorn, but dumping hot sauce on a freshly poppoed bag of popcorn is like the best thing ever.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: AppleJack on December 20, 2013, 03:05:12 PM
I'm a little concerned caramel isn't winning this snack-off. Seems like we have a bunch of scumbags voting, no?
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: 8manpick on December 20, 2013, 03:05:31 PM
Do yourselves a favor and mix the cheese and caramel, sounds not so good but it's the best.  It's what us pros in the big leagues call a classic Chicago mix

I voted Cheese, but this is 100% correct
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 20, 2013, 03:10:02 PM
I really like all of them even though cheese is my favorite. One thing these snack offs have shown me is how picky some grown ups are.


Typical Friday Snack off post:
"_______ is awful! I wouldn't eat it if I was about to die of starvation!"

This is a pretty good point CF3.  I mean, snacks in general are pretty good.  I think that is why they are called snacks.  :dunno:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 20, 2013, 03:12:15 PM
I really like all of them even though cheese is my favorite. One thing these snack offs have shown me is how picky some grown ups are.


Typical Friday Snack off post:
"_______ is awful! I wouldn't eat it if I was about to die of starvation!"

It's no fun to BBS unless everyone is completely polarized, even if everyone's exaggerating their responses. Are you new to the board?
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: CNS on December 20, 2013, 03:13:15 PM
2 pieces at at time: one butter and one caramel.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: puniraptor on December 20, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
Do yourselves a favor and mix the cheese and caramel, sounds not so good but it's the best.  It's what us pros in the big leagues call a classic Chicago mix

This is how I roll too tbh
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: cDubya on December 20, 2013, 03:18:38 PM
I would never do this on tin popcorn, but dumping hot sauce on a freshly popped bag of popcorn is like the best thing ever.

This.

Also, I voted butter. Yep. Love caramel more, but it pisses me off how badly it gets stuck in my teeth. Cheese popcorn is just terrible.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 03:20:37 PM
idea to make cinnamon popcorn somewhat edible- go out into your neighbors yard and shovel a giant steaming pile of dog crap into your mouth. walk back inside and put a handful of cinnamon popcorn in your mouth. chew.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 20, 2013, 03:22:46 PM
idea to make cinnamon popcorn somewhat edible- go out into your neighbors yard and shovel a giant steaming pile of dog crap into your mouth. walk back inside and put a handful of cinnamon popcorn in your mouth. chew.

"omg I can't believe TTHOTUC would actually do that!" - CartierFor3
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 20, 2013, 03:34:53 PM
I really like all of them even though cheese is my favorite. One thing these snack offs have shown me is how picky some grown ups are.


Typical Friday Snack off post:
"_______ is awful! I wouldn't eat it if I was about to die of starvation!"

It's no fun to BBS unless everyone is completely polarized, even if everyone's exaggerating their responses. Are you new to the board?

Is your head full of rocks? You are obviously the stupidest numbskull this side of the Mississippi. If I ever meet you in real life I will give you a wedgie and push you down a flight of stairs.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 20, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
Stevesie how'd I do?  :D
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on December 20, 2013, 03:41:20 PM
Which is your favorite?
Never knew it was called "Freakazoid" cinnamon - but that underscores how great it is! Now I have that song stuck in my head - it's flashback Friday!  :billdance:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Willesgirl on December 20, 2013, 03:42:40 PM
Cinnamon.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: mocat on December 20, 2013, 03:45:50 PM
caramel in 3rd place right now. that's weird. have you ever seen a triple barrel of popcorn where the cinnamon and the cheese are almost gone but the caramel is pretty much still full? nope you haven't and neither have i because it doesn't exist
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: puniraptor on December 20, 2013, 03:48:05 PM
Which is your favorite?
Never knew it was called "Freakazoid" cinnamon - but that underscores how great it is! Now I have that song stuck in my head - it's flashback Friday!  :billdance:

it's called freakazoid cinnamon because anyone perverted enough to enjoy such a nightmare is immediately added to a secret NSA eugenics program hit list.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 20, 2013, 03:53:33 PM
I really like all of them even though cheese is my favorite. One thing these snack offs have shown me is how picky some grown ups are.


Typical Friday Snack off post:
"_______ is awful! I wouldn't eat it if I was about to die of starvation!"

It's no fun to BBS unless everyone is completely polarized, even if everyone's exaggerating their responses. Are you new to the board?

Is your head full of rocks? You are obviously the stupidest numbskull this side of the Mississippi. If I ever meet you in real life I will give you a wedgie and push you down a flight of stairs.

You're getting there, pal. Here's an idea: for every option that you don't choose, talk about it as if it's Alex Smith.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cire on December 20, 2013, 03:55:35 PM
there are 2 correct answers.

good job almost everybody.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 20, 2013, 03:56:33 PM
I really like all of them even though cheese is my favorite. One thing these snack offs have shown me is how picky some grown ups are.


Typical Friday Snack off post:
"_______ is awful! I wouldn't eat it if I was about to die of starvation!"

It's no fun to BBS unless everyone is completely polarized, even if everyone's exaggerating their responses. Are you new to the board?

Is your head full of rocks? You are obviously the stupidest numbskull this side of the Mississippi. If I ever meet you in real life I will give you a wedgie and push you down a flight of stairs.

You're getting there, pal. Here's an idea: for every option that you don't choose, talk about it as if it's Alex Smith.

All I'm saying is that Butter is just a game manager, will never win big in the post season, and definitely was not worth 2 second round picks.

Think about this: Seattle drafted cheese in the third round. THE THIRD FREAKING ROUND. We could've had cheese but drafted a lineman instead.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 20, 2013, 04:01:01 PM
caramel in 3rd place right now. that's weird. have you ever seen a triple barrel of popcorn where the cinnamon and the cheese are almost gone but the caramel is pretty much still full? nope you haven't and neither have i because it doesn't exist

actually the tin in my office has almost no caramel gone. but I did look at it like hmm I bet this is the first time in the history of the world this has ever happened.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 20, 2013, 04:07:33 PM
Why isn't none an option? I'd rather just have regular popcorn.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Tobias on December 20, 2013, 04:08:11 PM
caramel in 3rd place right now. that's weird. have you ever seen a triple barrel of popcorn where the cinnamon and the cheese are almost gone but the caramel is pretty much still full? nope you haven't and neither have i because it doesn't exist

actually the tin in my office has almost no caramel gone. but I did look at it like hmm I bet this is the first time in the history of the world this has ever happened.

maybe it got refilled from some other tin that was stripped for parts and it's actually lapped the other flavors?
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: puniraptor on December 20, 2013, 04:11:29 PM
Why isn't none an option? I'd rather just have regular popcorn.

you vote butter then. I almost wrote butter slash plain but then realized that most neurotypicals would consider those the same thing.

plain is a subset of butter (buttered popcorn hold the butter plz.)

this is clearly defined by the movie theater, where butter is included with no charge if you want it on your popcorn, but the other flavors cost like $35 to add.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 20, 2013, 04:13:28 PM
Here you go caramel-cheese combo guys:

http://www.popcornpalace.com/Home/Flavor/CheeseCaramel

Quote
Our classic Gourmet Caramel popcorn is coated with cheesy cheddar for a combination of two superstar flavors in every kernel.

Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 20, 2013, 04:17:04 PM
Why isn't none an option? I'd rather just have regular popcorn.

you vote butter then. I almost wrote butter slash plain but then realized that most neurotypicals would consider those the same thing.

plain is a subset of butter (buttered popcorn hold the butter plz.)

this is clearly defined by the movie theater, where butter is included with no charge if you want it on your popcorn, but the other flavors cost like $35 to add.

is that a shot at aspies?!?!
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: puniraptor on December 20, 2013, 04:21:27 PM
Why isn't none an option? I'd rather just have regular popcorn.

you vote butter then. I almost wrote butter slash plain but then realized that most neurotypicals would consider those the same thing.

plain is a subset of butter (buttered popcorn hold the butter plz.)

this is clearly defined by the movie theater, where butter is included with no charge if you want it on your popcorn, but the other flavors cost like $35 to add.


is that a shot at aspies?!?!

not a shot at, but acknowledgement of differing brain-birds possibly classifying popcorn details in ways i cannot understand.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 20, 2013, 04:22:26 PM
just bought two tins! one with a nice christmas scene and the other with the christmas story(  :Yuck: ) but the christmas story tin is really fragile
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 20, 2013, 04:22:44 PM
Why isn't none an option? I'd rather just have regular popcorn.

you vote butter then. I almost wrote butter slash plain but then realized that most neurotypicals would consider those the same thing.

plain is a subset of butter (buttered popcorn hold the butter plz.)

this is clearly defined by the movie theater, where butter is included with no charge if you want it on your popcorn, but the other flavors cost like $35 to add.


is that a shot at aspies?!?!

not a shot at, but acknowledgement of differing brain-birds possibly classifying popcorn details in ways i cannot understand.

OK
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 20, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Why isn't none an option? I'd rather just have regular popcorn.

you vote butter then. I almost wrote butter slash plain but then realized that most neurotypicals would consider those the same thing.

plain is a subset of butter (buttered popcorn hold the butter plz.)

this is clearly defined by the movie theater, where butter is included with no charge if you want it on your popcorn, but the other flavors cost like $35 to add.

No, I don't want any butter oil on my popcorn.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 10, 2014, 03:41:47 PM
 :excited: :excited: :excited:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 10, 2014, 03:48:04 PM
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Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 10, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
I like them all, but I like cinnamon the best just because I get it less often.
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: Tobias on December 10, 2014, 03:52:13 PM
would not care if none of them existed
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: nicname on December 10, 2014, 04:00:04 PM
 :excited: :excited: :excited:
Title: Re: friday's snack off (12-20-2013) *sponsored by topsy's corn poppers
Post by: pissclams on December 10, 2014, 04:54:25 PM
fatties, the lot of you