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Title: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 17, 2013, 08:36:24 PM
I'm too young for this guys. I don't want to stop drinking beer, I just want to lose the gut for the chicks! Any workouts I should do besides crunches?
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: kim carnes on December 17, 2013, 08:37:05 PM
This thread is so scoops
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: TownieCat on December 17, 2013, 08:39:42 PM
I'm too young for this guys. I don't want to stop drinking beer, I just want to lose the gut for the chicks! Any workouts I should do besides crunches?

Stick to light beer and stay away from late night food. That, or just own the fact that you are accumulating mass.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 17, 2013, 08:43:41 PM
 :dubious:
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2013, 08:49:01 PM
I don't drink beer but if I did I would want the largest beer belly I could amass. 
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 08:54:50 PM
Drink vodka bro.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 17, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
Drink vodka bro.
Vodka isn't a very good social drink. I can drink like 12 beers before I'm not able to do it socially anymore. After that I am just fun drunk.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Rams on December 17, 2013, 08:57:49 PM
shoot for the moon, luke.

 (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grizzlycentral.com%2Fimages%2Fbeerbelly.jpg&hash=4aaf2af9d0275a32c4a24fc7bb05a7384c251c1d)
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: michigancat on December 17, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 17, 2013, 09:04:16 PM
I just enjoy beer too much.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 09:07:06 PM
shoot for the moon, luke.

 (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grizzlycentral.com%2Fimages%2Fbeerbelly.jpg&hash=4aaf2af9d0275a32c4a24fc7bb05a7384c251c1d)
That's gotta be a tumor. No effing way.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
Do you workout Luke?
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 17, 2013, 09:13:19 PM
Do you workout Luke?
lol nope
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 09:14:57 PM
Do you workout Luke?
lol nope
Ha. The rec should be your friend. It will catch up to you. Gotta earn that 12 pack.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 17, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky Fitz
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 17, 2013, 09:18:19 PM
take your visceral fat-packed midsection to the diet thread, luke.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 09:18:41 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky Fitz
Except he's a fat slob and I'm not. :dunno:
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 17, 2013, 09:19:47 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky Fitz
Except he's a fat slob and I'm not. :dunno:

Debatable.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 09:21:54 PM
 :sdeek: :confused:
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: kim carnes on December 17, 2013, 09:27:21 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky Fitz

Other than the age difference, they are the exact same.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 17, 2013, 09:30:25 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky Fitz
Seeing how you're too afraid to show up to a IRL PAK, cause you're a real life troll, you don't know what you're talking about.

Other than the age difference, they are the exact same.
Seeing how you're too afraid to show up yo a IRL PAK, cause you're a real life troll, you don't know what you're talking about
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 8manpick on December 17, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
Uhh... exercise, eat healthyish and keep drinking the crap out of those delicious craft beers
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on December 17, 2013, 09:34:57 PM
i was hoping this was about some sort of alcoholic camelback contraption.   :bawl:
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: The Big Train on December 17, 2013, 09:49:32 PM
Don't eat dinner when you wanna drink a lot of beer.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: puniraptor on December 17, 2013, 09:51:42 PM
Barf more
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 17, 2013, 10:00:47 PM
Barf more
yep. i've yet to gain an inch on my waist or thighs that couldn't be handled with three barfs and 1000 crunches.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 17, 2013, 10:58:57 PM
Uhh... exercise, eat healthyish and keep drinking the crap out of those delicious craft beers

this
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: star seed 7 on December 17, 2013, 11:25:03 PM
can confirm that drinking vodka does NOT make you avoid the gut.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 17, 2013, 11:33:53 PM
can confirm that drinking vodka does NOT make you avoid the gut.

70 calories per shot,

however,

0 carbs (when mixed with water, soda water, or diet).
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 18, 2013, 03:20:38 AM
I've suddenly come to a crossroads between craft beers and light beers when it comes to weekend activities. 12 Natural Lights won't make me as fat as 12 craft beers.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 8manpick on December 18, 2013, 08:21:49 AM
I've suddenly come to a crossroads between craft beers and light beers when it comes to weekend activities. 12 Natural Lights won't make me as fat as 12 craft beers.

Nor will the make you as drunk.

FWIW, the alcohol itself is 7 calories per gram, and you end up with roughly 100 calories per 1.5oz shot of 80 proof liquor (or equivalently, a 12 oz bottle of 5% beer) from the alcohol alone.

What I'm trying to say is that we're looking at anywhere from 1 to 3 thousand calories of alcohol a day.

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Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: TownieCat on December 18, 2013, 08:30:52 AM
I've suddenly come to a crossroads between craft beers and light beers when it comes to weekend activities. 12 Natural Lights won't make me as fat as 12 craft beers.

Nor will the make you as drunk.

FWIW, the alcohol itself is 7 calories per gram, and you end up with roughly 100 calories per 1.5oz shot of 80 proof liquor (or equivalently, a 12 oz bottle of 5% beer) from the alcohol alone.

What I'm trying to say is that we're looking at anywhere from 1 to 3 thousand calories of alcohol a day.

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Most light beers are about 100-110 calories per 12 oz. Most craft beers are 160+ per 12 oz, and several top 200 cals.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: 8manpick on December 18, 2013, 08:32:31 AM
I've suddenly come to a crossroads between craft beers and light beers when it comes to weekend activities. 12 Natural Lights won't make me as fat as 12 craft beers.

Nor will the make you as drunk.

FWIW, the alcohol itself is 7 calories per gram, and you end up with roughly 100 calories per 1.5oz shot of 80 proof liquor (or equivalently, a 12 oz bottle of 5% beer) from the alcohol alone.

What I'm trying to say is that we're looking at anywhere from 1 to 3 thousand calories of alcohol a day.

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Most light beers are about 100-110 calories per 12 oz. Most craft beers are 160+ per 12 oz, and several top 200 cals.
I understand that. I was talking about the caloric content of only the alcohol in the drink.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 18, 2013, 08:35:32 AM
stop ordering pizza shuttle drunk and when youre about to binge on 12 natty lights, go for a 2 mile jog, hop in the shower and then crush the beer.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: pissclams on December 18, 2013, 08:37:05 AM
the term "craft beer" is rough ridin' dumb as crap
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 18, 2013, 09:29:03 AM
the term "craft beer" is rough ridin' dumb as crap

explain please.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: puniraptor on December 18, 2013, 09:30:31 AM
don't worry, craft beer, I think you are a fine term.
Title: Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
Post by: star seed 7 on December 18, 2013, 09:34:09 AM
the term "craft beer" is rough ridin' dumb as crap

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