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Title: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 09, 2013, 11:47:51 PM
...on crutches tonight at the team football banquet.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Tobias on December 09, 2013, 11:48:35 PM
i hope they don't have a stud dual threat backup
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on December 10, 2013, 01:46:45 AM
i hope they don't have a stud dual threat backup
We don't, in fact we don't even really have a backup.

The guy who would play if Gardner can't go is true freshman (white pocket passer)Shane Morris, who was a 5* until he missed his entire Sr. Year with mono. So yeah, we're probably ultra effete if Devin can't go.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Deez Nutz on December 10, 2013, 08:34:52 AM
The crutches are probably just a ruse to try and fool Snyder.  Nice try but you can't fool the scheme doctor.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: #LIFE on December 10, 2013, 08:43:36 AM
I don't blame him for trying to avoid having to line up against stud boss Mueller
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: CNS on December 10, 2013, 09:59:25 AM
You guys are totally going to lose your QB to Weiss in a year or two.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: The_Wippuh on December 10, 2013, 10:14:21 AM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win.  He, like Michigan, sucks.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Trogdor on December 10, 2013, 10:29:53 AM
Does anyone actually know why he is #98?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 10, 2013, 10:31:58 AM
Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_B1LlYh6iKqs%2FTPRmX54GTyI%2FAAAAAAAADxc%2F4h6dE3K-3SA%2Fs400%2Fmark-harmon.jpg&hash=d6d59b00db3aa1a922c13e5f2dddb3c59c71dbfd)
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: KITNfury on December 10, 2013, 10:41:06 AM
He'll be so rusty these guys will want him.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chronicle.su%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Famerican-pickers.jpg&hash=d82a60b39583f3186074a712a9565fe937d9a86b)
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 10, 2013, 10:49:48 AM
Why is he on crutches?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 10, 2013, 10:51:39 AM
Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30304.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30304.0)
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 10, 2013, 10:57:12 AM
Never mind. Sounds like turf toe.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: ChiComCat on December 10, 2013, 10:58:58 AM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win.  He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 10, 2013, 11:15:36 AM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win.  He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

That isn't always the case.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 10, 2013, 12:03:31 PM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win.  He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

That isn't always the case.

exceptions, reasoning, etc.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: ksu101 on December 10, 2013, 01:21:11 PM
I dunno, I would want Gardner to play if you want to win.  He, like Michigan, sucks.

Which stands to reason his backup must suck worse

Not always the case #life
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Blu Tang Clan on December 10, 2013, 03:07:44 PM
Does anyone actually know why he is #98?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_B1LlYh6iKqs%2FTPRmX54GTyI%2FAAAAAAAADxc%2F4h6dE3K-3SA%2Fs400%2Fmark-harmon.jpg&hash=d6d59b00db3aa1a922c13e5f2dddb3c59c71dbfd)

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Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Cza on December 10, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Grade A chaff of the taint, with lots of ice, rest and rehab, he should be good to go.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: MeatGeeKSU on December 10, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
The crutches are probably just a ruse to try and fool Snyder.  Nice try but you can't fool the scheme doctor.

It's just like that episode of Coach where Craig T. Nelson tricks his mentor into thinking his star QB is hurt and then puts him in for the game winning drive.  Well, not on LHCBS' watch. :nono:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 10, 2013, 04:03:41 PM
Why is he on crutches?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metatarsophalangeal_joint_sprain
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: slobber on December 11, 2013, 12:11:10 PM
The crutches are probably just a ruse to try and fool Snyder.  Nice try but you can't fool the scheme doctor.

It's just like that episode of Coach where Craig T. Nelson tricks his mentor into thinking his star QB is hurt and then puts him in for the game winning drive.  Well, not on LHCBS' watch. :nono:
Didn't Dauber  :D actually think the QB was hurt, too?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on December 12, 2013, 01:07:56 PM
Went to the Michigan game v. Nebraska. Can confirm, we want Gardner to play. So bad.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 12, 2013, 01:09:37 PM
Went to the Michigan game v. Nebraska. Can confirm, we want Gardner to play. So bad.

rude. you could at least say you didn't want to be there or it was the worst 4 hours of your life or something...
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Clevey 2 Times on December 12, 2013, 01:19:47 PM
Went to the Michigan game v. Nebraska. Can confirm, we want Gardner to play. So bad.

rude. you could at least say you didn't want to be there or it was the worst 4 hours of your life or something...

Very good point.

The Big House was twice as large as BSFS and half as loud. Real, real pathetic.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Gooch on December 23, 2013, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: ESPN
Devin Gardner likely out
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Willesgirl on December 23, 2013, 03:15:36 PM
Gardner deplaned in Phoenix on crutches wearing an airboot. I think it's pretty safe to say he's out.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Kat Kid on December 23, 2013, 03:16:04 PM
I want us to destroy Michigan by like 4 TDs.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: lopakman on December 23, 2013, 03:16:41 PM
Michigan's Freshman backup Shane Morris would get the start.

His season/career stats  5/9  65 yards  0 td's  1 int.

Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: eastcat on December 23, 2013, 03:17:04 PM
Gardner, Jet Life to the next life homie.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Gooch on December 23, 2013, 03:19:33 PM
I want us to destroy Michigan by like 4 TDs.
I really want this for you too.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: CNS on December 23, 2013, 03:34:38 PM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction. 
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on December 23, 2013, 04:10:34 PM
You guys are totally going to lose your QB to Weiss in a year or two.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Cire on December 23, 2013, 04:14:18 PM
I want us to destroy Michigan by like 4 TDs.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: ChiComCat on December 23, 2013, 04:19:50 PM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction. 

They just have one of the worst fanbases in college sports.  I work with a MSU grad and he confirmed
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: lopakman on December 23, 2013, 04:43:06 PM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction. 

They just have one of the worst fanbases in college sports.  I work with a MSU grad and he confirmed

Of course he's going to say that but yeah, I mean they don't seem like a fanbase that consistantly sells out a 110k stadium. 
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 23, 2013, 04:50:20 PM
I want us to destroy Michigan by like 4 TDs.

How about 5!
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: pvegs on December 23, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
texted my mich friend about this. "our whole season has been played in an air cast" is all he said. yeesh, you'd think he'd be used to rooting for a dogshit massively overrated proudct at this pt in his life.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on December 23, 2013, 10:43:33 PM
What if Hoke is scheming the Scheme Doctor?!?!

 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 23, 2013, 11:16:09 PM
Seems awkward for us to have like a bunch of good healthy QBs when they have zero.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: bones129 on December 23, 2013, 11:23:15 PM
Seems awkward for us to have like a bunch of good healthy QBs when they have zero.

Seems advantageous.   :)
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on December 23, 2013, 11:39:56 PM
Our pets haven't had heads since early November, figured the feet were bound to start plopping off too.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on December 24, 2013, 01:13:30 AM
Shane Morris will most likely be a big factor in us losing the game, but if there's a "sexy-off" he's a sure fire #1 Draft pick.


http://distilleryimage9.s3.amazonaws.com/27a9ee8c6b4011e39d520e090b3c8695_101.mp4

 :drool: :love:

Eat your heart out Daniel Sams!
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: BasedGod on December 24, 2013, 01:14:53 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction. 

They just have one of the worst fanbases in college sports.  I work with a MSU grad and he confirmed

Of course he's going to say that but yeah, I mean they don't seem like a fanbase that consistantly sells out a 110k stadium.

Michigan was also the second most watched team on TV despite going 7-5. Most fans just aren't very excited about the bowl and even want Morris to start in order to provide more entertainment.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: ksupamplemousse on December 24, 2013, 01:32:41 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: BasedGod on December 24, 2013, 01:52:49 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
The economy of the state of Michigan doesn't really affect Michigan or the average Michigan student/alumni in any significant way.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: DQ12 on December 24, 2013, 01:55:52 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
The economy of the state of Michigan doesn't really affect Michigan or the average Michigan student/alumni in any significant way.
braindrain is a tragic phenomenon.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: BasedGod on December 24, 2013, 02:08:06 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
The economy of the state of Michigan doesn't really affect Michigan or the average Michigan student/alumni in any significant way.
braindrain is a tragic phenomenon.
Not really relevant to the University though. During the state's downturn, they have actually increased enrollment while raising the incoming SAT/ACT/GPA and lowering the admission rate.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: DQ12 on December 24, 2013, 02:13:13 AM
right.  but braindrain tho.

 :frown:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Kat Kid on December 24, 2013, 08:54:47 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
The economy of the state of Michigan doesn't really affect Michigan or the average Michigan student/alumni in any significant way.

And why should it?  They are just upper class kids from private schools that couldn't get in to the real ivies taking advantage of the state's generous subsidies for their education.  What concern could they possibly have for the gremlins and ghouls populating the vast wasteland surrounding their smug factory of assholes?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 24, 2013, 09:55:42 AM
I want us to destroy Michigan by like 4 TDs.

I would have said that's mean but once I read that they like raping 106 pound girls, I agree.  Take them down
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: BasedGod on December 24, 2013, 11:29:01 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
The economy of the state of Michigan doesn't really affect Michigan or the average Michigan student/alumni in any significant way.

And why should it?  They are just upper class kids from private schools that couldn't get in to the real ivies taking advantage of the state's generous subsidies for their education.  What concern could they possibly have for the gremlins and ghouls populating the vast wasteland surrounding their smug factory of assholes?

The state's subsidies aren't that generous anyway and if you are an OOS student you pay around 55,000 a year for tuition.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: ksupamplemousse on December 24, 2013, 11:46:53 AM
I don't really even care.  Michigan fans have lulled me into a feeling of Meh by their complete lack of online interaction.

Michigan fans seem more like what I thought Notre Dame fans are probably like, too self absorbed to really care about the other team/fans, and if you swear or are mean to them then they chastise you. They are a very uppity bunch considering their whole state is pretty much Thunderdome right now.
The economy of the state of Michigan doesn't really affect Michigan or the average Michigan student/alumni in any significant way.

And why should it?  They are just upper class kids from private schools that couldn't get in to the real ivies taking advantage of the state's generous subsidies for their education.  What concern could they possibly have for the gremlins and ghouls populating the vast wasteland surrounding their smug factory of assholes?

 :horrorsurprise:   :eek:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on December 24, 2013, 01:58:24 PM
Seeing as how Snyder apparently DNGAF about winning bowl games anyway, should we maybe treat this as a scrimmage and give them Waters? Would make for a neat Purple and White game.

Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 26, 2013, 11:05:53 AM
Broken foot. Won't play.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: RickRampus on December 26, 2013, 11:09:13 AM
link?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Tobias on December 26, 2013, 11:11:05 AM
link?

all of the twitters
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: scottwildcat on December 26, 2013, 11:11:22 AM
link?

It's all over the place
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: RickRampus on December 26, 2013, 11:18:19 AM
everything I'm reading says he is iffy.  Hoke is trying to outscheme the Scheme Doctor.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: p1k3 on December 26, 2013, 11:19:14 AM
Kellis tweeted that the backup dude sat out most of his senior year in HS. If we don't win this I'm going to lose it.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 26, 2013, 11:30:14 AM
Kellis tweeted that the backup dude sat out most of his senior year in HS. If we don't win this I'm going to lose it.
He was still a badass and a big time recruit tho.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: RickRampus on December 26, 2013, 11:33:49 AM
Kellis tweeted that the backup dude sat out most of his senior year in HS. If we don't win this I'm going to lose it.
He was still a badass and a big time recruit tho.

Crist, Heaps, Bryce Brown, that qb from 'braska, etc
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 26, 2013, 11:40:53 AM
Uh, OK. Those are horrible examples. Kids a freshman and hasn't even sniffed the field. Well some, but not a lot.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: scottwildcat on December 26, 2013, 11:48:44 AM
Kellis tweeted that the backup dude sat out most of his senior year in HS. If we don't win this I'm going to lose it.
He was still a badass and a big time recruit tho.

Crist, Heaps, Bryce Brown, that qb from 'braska, etc

Bryce is in the NFL and doing pretty decent for himself.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: p1k3 on December 26, 2013, 11:58:47 AM
The way I take it is that outside of 9 pass attempts this year, he hasn't played much since his junior year.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 26, 2013, 12:02:07 PM
@KellisRobinett: Shane Morris missed most of his senior season in high school with mononucleosis and can't remember the last time he started a game. Ouch.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 26, 2013, 12:05:05 PM
This Gardner guy will do anything to avoid getting destroyed by Mueller.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 26, 2013, 12:14:39 PM
@KellisRobinett: Shane Morris missed most of his senior season in high school with mononucleosis and can't remember the last time he started a game. Ouch.

Sounds like a pussy if he was out most of the year with Mono. I bet he traveled to all the away games too.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on December 26, 2013, 12:18:41 PM
Guys, I told you all this info in this very thread, read my effing posts!  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2013, 12:20:55 PM
Guys, I told you all this info in this very thread, read my effing posts!  :shakesfist:

we like to celebrate things as many times as we can.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kim carnes on December 26, 2013, 12:24:28 PM
This mono guy is going to carve up our defense like a Christmas turkey
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Gooch on December 26, 2013, 12:50:32 PM
This mono guy is going to carve up our defense like a Christmas turkey
But I always have Ham at Christmas.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: BackPayne on December 26, 2013, 01:44:25 PM
This mono guy is going to carve up our defense like a Christmas turkey

There's Crying Kim! Our own Debbie Downer.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Panjandrum on December 26, 2013, 01:54:35 PM
Ryan Mueller has got to be drooling right now.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 26, 2013, 02:04:52 PM
Another preview:

http://maizeandgoblue.com/2013/12/26/friend-vs-foe-kansas-state/

Michigan guy prediction:

Quote
Prediction:

If Devin Gardner was playing and at least 80 percent healthy, Michigan wins fairly easily. With Shane Morris, I’m not so sure. Not because I don’t like him but because we have basically nothing to base it off except optimistic speculation. If the o-line can create holes for Green, Smith and Fitz to run through, I like our chances. If the run game cannot get going I don’t think we stand much of a chance. If the defense can keep Lockett from beating them more than once deep then I think we’ll be fine. If, however, we allow big plays like we did against OSU, it’s not going to end well for Wolverine Nation.
I have faith in Shane Morris’ arm and decision-making ability, plus we get Jarrod Wilson back so I see no reason Michigan can’t walk away with the win. It’ll be a good one and close throughout but I think Michigan pulls away late.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2013, 02:08:12 PM
They are going to get killed.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 26, 2013, 02:11:10 PM
They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something. 
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2013, 02:11:55 PM

They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something.

That entire paragraph was nonsensical.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 26, 2013, 02:18:49 PM

They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something.

That entire paragraph was nonsensical.

He thinks we suck, that's pretty much it. I can understand some lower/mid level team SEC guy writing something like this, but not from the Big 10.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Brock Landers on December 26, 2013, 02:23:30 PM

They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something.

That entire paragraph was nonsensical.


"Not because I don’t like him but because we have basically nothing to base it off except optimistic speculation."   "I have faith in Shane Morris’ arm and decision-making ability"

Yes, those two statements make perfect sense together and don't contradict at all.  What an incredible dumbass.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kim carnes on December 26, 2013, 02:27:45 PM
We haven't killed anyone
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 26, 2013, 02:29:51 PM
We haven't killed anyone
Texas Tech, bro!
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 26, 2013, 02:42:49 PM
We haven't killed anyone

I guess I missed anyone saying that we did. :dunno:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: pvegs on December 26, 2013, 02:44:52 PM

They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something.

That entire paragraph was nonsensical.

He thinks we suck, that's pretty much it. I can understand some lower/mid level team SEC guy writing something like this, but not from the Big 10.

_Fan, did you make a prediction/preview? I missed it if so and would enjoy your take, even if it's a cliff's notes version.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kso_FAN on December 26, 2013, 02:55:23 PM

They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something.

That entire paragraph was nonsensical.

He thinks we suck, that's pretty much it. I can understand some lower/mid level team SEC guy writing something like this, but not from the Big 10.

_Fan, did you make a prediction/preview? I missed it if so and would enjoy your take, even if it's a cliff's notes version.


I haven't officially, hopefully I'll get something done tonight/tomorrow AM. I think we'll win though.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 26, 2013, 02:56:51 PM

They are going to get killed.

I'm trying to figure out where this guy gets "Michigan wins easy with Gardner." It has to all be from playing Ohio close or something.

That entire paragraph was nonsensical.

He thinks we suck, that's pretty much it. I can understand some lower/mid level team SEC guy writing something like this, but not from the Big 10.

_Fan, did you make a prediction/preview? I missed it if so and would enjoy your take, even if it's a cliff's notes version.


I haven't officially, hopefully I'll get something done tonight/tomorrow AM. I think we'll win though.

 :ksu:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kim carnes on December 26, 2013, 02:59:22 PM
Guys, you guys know that I bleed purple, but I don't wear purple colored glasses.  Waters sucks something bad and we'll probably lose because of it.  That's just the way it is.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: KITNfury on December 26, 2013, 03:27:03 PM
Guys, you guys know that I bleed purple, but I don't wear purple colored glasses.  Waters sucks something bad and we'll probably lose because of it.  That's just the way it is.
Just curious if you know who we're playing.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 26, 2013, 07:39:26 PM
I think we killed a couple teams this year
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kim carnes on December 26, 2013, 07:53:09 PM
Good thing Michigan's backup QB has only had a month to prepare to be the starter.  Oh wait, thats not a good thing.  We're in deep trouble.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: kim carnes on December 26, 2013, 08:25:53 PM
are you guys still confident about the game on saturday?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FDPaTo9KGb9U%2F0.jpg&hash=8d3df7a6e386c107fadf476f2efcc9ab841bb4c3)

how bout now?

(https://www.michigandaily.com/files/imagecache/fullnode/Shane%20Morris%20Instagram_0.jpg)

yeah, thats what i thought
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 26, 2013, 08:28:29 PM
Their best linebacker got thrown off the team!
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Trogdor on December 26, 2013, 08:35:46 PM
This is good confidence building for Michigan fans. They'll be able to say "we lost because our qb sucked" instead of "we lost because we suck"
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on December 27, 2013, 12:11:59 AM
This is good confidence building for Michigan fans. They'll be able to say "we lost because our qb sucked" instead of "we lost because we suck"

We're a pretty cynical bunch, most of our fans already know/expect to lose, because we suck.

I'm sure we will suck more with Shane, but Gardner has lost us as many games as he's won. It's a big loss if ND/OSU Devin would have shown up, but we were just as likely to get Akron/MSU Devin and lose anyway.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: scottwildcat on December 27, 2013, 07:34:59 AM
are you guys still confident about the game on saturday?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FDPaTo9KGb9U%2F0.jpg&hash=8d3df7a6e386c107fadf476f2efcc9ab841bb4c3)

how bout now?

(https://www.michigandaily.com/files/imagecache/fullnode/Shane%20Morris%20Instagram_0.jpg)

yeah, thats what i thought

Well he is dreamy AF
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 27, 2013, 09:01:06 AM
I'm really sick of Michigan fans being so nice and untrollable.  They are no fun.  Wish we'd drawn an SEC team.  Once this bowl game crap is done we need to start hammering the crap out of all those racist Auburn monsters.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 27, 2013, 09:21:32 AM
I'm really sick of Michigan fans being so nice and untrollable.  They are no fun.  Wish we'd drawn an SEC team.  Once this bowl game crap is done we need to start hammering the crap out of all those racist Auburn monsters.

yeah, it is tough.  Can you imagine being in that conference?  Like, do Indiana fans get all up in the face of Minnesota fans the week before a game?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: CNS on December 27, 2013, 10:20:05 AM
Can't wait to get on here in a day and a half and stump for a name change of our resident Mich guy to MichiganIsNotStillGood or MichiganIsStillEmbarassing or something.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 27, 2013, 11:22:02 AM
Is Shane Morris' father Chris Kattan?
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: DQ12 on December 28, 2013, 02:21:27 AM
I'm really sick of Michigan fans being so nice and untrollable.  They are no fun.  Wish we'd drawn an SEC team.  Once this bowl game crap is done we need to start hammering the crap out of all those racist Auburn monsters.

yeah, it is tough.  Can you imagine being in that conference?  Like, do Indiana fans get all up in the face of Minnesota fans the week before a game?
I went to the Indiana pigskin game last year and a Hoosier fan yelled mean crap to me.  Felt weird.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Pett on December 28, 2013, 08:59:45 AM
A lefty scares me you guys :ohno:
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: Gooch on December 28, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
A lefty scares me you guys :ohno:
Why they are just weirdos. Nothing to scary.
Title: Re: Michigan QB Devin Gardner...
Post by: slobber on December 28, 2013, 10:14:47 AM
Shane Morris will most likely be a big factor in us losing the game, but if there's a "sexy-off" he's a sure fire #1 Draft pick.


http://distilleryimage9.s3.amazonaws.com/27a9ee8c6b4011e39d520e090b3c8695_101.mp4

 :drool: :love:

Eat your heart out Daniel Sams!
I am pretty sure this got overlooked. Lucky thing for everyone, I have been sick and just caught up on this thread, so I am bumping this post.