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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on December 09, 2013, 10:08:31 AM
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arm wrestling your 91 year old grandpa who was was a Ranger in WWII.
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Dunking on a handicap child with a lowered rim.
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Dunking on a handicap child with a lowered rim.
no it's not. denied
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Winning the Ribeye eating contest at the retirement home.
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Knocking out present day Ali.
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Getting a lap dance from Demi Moore
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Dunking on handicap child benjamin button with a lowered rim.
no it's not. denied
fixed.
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beating that old chess-playing computer at chess with an ipad
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Dunking on handicap child benjamin button with a lowered rim.
no it's not. denied
fixed.
:rolleyes:
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playing Nebraska in a bowl game... :dubious:
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Working at a retirement home for the sole purpose of beating old people
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totally the best thing ever
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striking out abner doubleday with a fastball
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digging up the "Babe" and having him autograph your baseball. :D
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watching any new Sylvester Stallone action movie.
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Eating half a sandwich and realizing they sold you moldy bread
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smashing a homer off present day nolan ryan.
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hooking up with that hot chick in high school...but now she has a bunch of kids and smokes a pack a day.
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Burying a slapshot past some super old goalie who is all washed up and not relevant at all but was really good once a long time ago.
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Burying a slapshot past some super old goalie who is all washed up and not relevant at all but was really good once a long time ago.
Patrick Roy
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Beating Bob Cousy in a game of one on one...
:alleyoop:
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dusting Mark Spitz in the 100 meter butterfly
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posting on the goEMAW blog from a TRS-80
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Beating Martha Bush at Call of Duty.
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Getting a lap dance from Demi Moore
I was thinking more along the lines of Anne Margaret. Guess that shows my age.
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Getting a lap dance from Demi Moore
I was thinking more along the lines of Anne Margaret. Guess that shows my age.
I had originally planned to use Raquel Welch, but didn't want the humor to be lost on the pre-pubescent crowd.
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Slamming some brews with the other smart kids in class and then going outside and demolishing them at touch football.
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posting on the goEMAW blog from a TRS-80
:dubious:
(Posted, as always, from my BlackBerry 9930)
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Putting your penis to sleep in a feather bed.
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Getting to McDonald's to order a sausage egg mcmuffin, a breakfast burrito, a large OJ, and extra hash browns, and you realize its 10:38 and thye are already serving lunch. But then the guy working the counter says he has 2 sausage biscuits left that are just gonna get tossed anyway so you're just like whatever I'll eat the old sausage biscuits and get a Diet DP and maybe a shamrock shake. But then you realize shamrock shake is out of season so you get those holiday pies.
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Milf sandwich
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Milf sandwich
... and a salad. :D
with muff pie.
but no noodles. :Yuck:
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what the eff?
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this noble thread has taken a turn for the non sequitur.
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visiting Rome and trying to appreciate the former greatness, but the ruins are so dilapidated that it's almost impossible to imagine.
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having a crush on a fairly attractive chick who's not too hot but not an eye soar either only to find out she has a boyfriend that's really smart like a pilot and doctor or something but is paralyzed from the waist down.
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visiting Rome and trying to appreciate the former greatness, but the ruins are so dilapidated that it's almost impossible to imagine.
Must be like visiting KU's Memorial Stadium...but without the former greatness.