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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 26, 2013, 02:43:25 PM
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heres the deal- im one hard mofo. i just paid a speeding ticket online to johnson county and it got me thinking "man, this is going to do wonders for my street cred." so, what have you done lately to up your street cred? ive got some other crazy stories but ill save them to one up you guys.
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grew up in topeka :gocho:
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i often dont put a liner in my trash can at work and just throw trash right in the can like i dont even give a eff. there is gum stuck all over the inside of that bitch lmao
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got a letter for juror duty.. not even sure I'm going to send it back in.. bad bitch right here
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my entire block is retirees. I'm, like, 3rd "hardest" out of 15'ish households.
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public school
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Never signal when turning into my driveway.
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I'm Straight Outta Johnson County.
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whenever my bank sends me anything in the mail, I just assume its some credit card bullshit and throw it away
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My dog has some pitbull/bull terrier in her mutt bloodline.
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Once wrecked my scooter and broke my collar bone. I took less time off work than Aaron Rodgers. Didn't even take short-term disability. Just used up some vacation.
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Sometimes I get in the pool less than 30 minutes after eating.
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public school
i can do you one better. woodrow wilson.
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Once wrecked my scooter and broke my collar bone. I took less time off work than Aaron Rodgers. Didn't even take short-term disability. Just used up some vacation.
:sdeek:
i once hit a guy on a scooter and he may or may not have broke his collar bone
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I run with scissors.
Like, everyhwere. If I need to go to the bathroom or buy some milk, I'm running to do it with scissors in one hand. ("Two hands is too much" is what I say when asked why I only carry one pair of scissors.)
Also, Northview School. Townies know what that means...
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mild? medium? hot? sit down. i get my pad thai thai hot
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Enrolled in Paukstelis's 730 Chem I. Attended the 930. Step off, homey.
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I have a samurai sword.
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None :frown:
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I grew up in Brookside, thats right, KCMO. That was before Brookside became the charming area it's known as now. Got robbed like 6 times, didn't even give a eff.
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I don't send Microsoft Error Reports, ever.
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i bbs and watch pirated movies at work and don't even try to hide it. people just know not to say anything.
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I work in the ghetto and sometimes don't park my car in the gated parking lot
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i bbs and watch pirated movies at work and don't even try to hide it. people just know not to say anything.
that and you're james mcgill.
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Very, very little. If any.
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I always get a water cup and get pop instead, don't give a eff.
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Robbed at gunpoint last week, didn't even take a day off. Have had two guns pulled on me at work this year. :gocho:
Also, almost wen't to Jail for riding a scooter without a motorcycle license.
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Enrolled in Paukstelis's 730 Chem I. Attended the 930. Step off, homey.
lol :cheers:
i eventually started going to the other guy's 1130
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All of it
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After my neighbors go to bed, I put some of my bags of leaves in their driveway if I'm over my limit and they only have a couple out already.
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Wyandotte county, son
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rode the subway all over major cities on the east coast.
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Drive with a flat bed trailer in my truck like once a yr. No trailer lights. Get on my level
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Robbed at gunpoint last week, didn't even take a day off. Have had two guns pulled on me at work this year. :gocho:
Also, almost wen't to Jail for riding a scooter without a motorcycle license.
:sdeek:
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Put up Christmas lights yesterday, on the roof, in the dark, alone with no one holding the ladder. It was freezing too.
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im from liberal, mean mean streets as they say
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Blast the AC with the windows down during the summer.
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I played basketball with black guys at the gym last night and scored the game winner and was fouled in the act. :billdance:
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my driver's license is CURRENTLY expired and I still drive wherever I go. :gocho:
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Robbed at gunpoint last week, didn't even take a day off. Have had two guns pulled on me at work this year. :gocho:
Also, almost wen't to Jail for riding a scooter without a motorcycle license.
didn't realize that was you, that's awful man :frown:
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I've had a gun pulled on me more times than I can count. I've been shot once. I've been stabbed once.
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Enrolled in Paukstelis's 730 Chem I. Attended the 930. Step off, homey.
lol :cheers:
i eventually started going to the other guy's 1130
Props for taking her section in the first place
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I got pulled over in Douglas Co. for going 76 in a 55. Was wearing a K-State shirt at the time and thought for sure I was screwed. Turns out the officer was also EMAW.
Real recognize real, I guess...No ticket! :emawkid:
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Robbed at gunpoint last week, didn't even take a day off. Have had two guns pulled on me at work this year. :gocho:
Also, almost wen't to Jail for riding a scooter without a motorcycle license.
didn't realize that was you, that's awful man :frown:
ehh it happens, like I said not the first time probably wont be the last.
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Had a gun pointed at me once and lived to tell the tale. :gocho:
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I got pulled over in Douglas Co. for going 76 in a 55. Was wearing a K-State shirt at the time and thought for sure I was screwed. Turns out the officer was also EMAW.
Real recognize real, I guess...No ticket! :emawkid:
reminds me of daris' stories about living in lawre... oh, crap, how long ago was this? :Wha:
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Enrolled in Paukstelis's 730 Chem I. Attended the 930. Step off, homey.
lol :cheers:
i eventually started going to the other guy's 1130
Props for taking her section in the first place
patell is a baller.
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I don't send Microsoft Error Reports, ever.
:Wha:
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Had a gun pointed at me once and lived to tell the tale. :gocho:
Trim?
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Had a gun pointed at me once and lived to tell the tale. :gocho:
Trim?
He wishes. :gocho:
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Had a gun pointed at me once and lived to tell the tale. :gocho:
Trim?
If it was Trim, he wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.
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I got pulled over in Douglas Co. for going 76 in a 55. Was wearing a K-State shirt at the time and thought for sure I was screwed. Turns out the officer was also EMAW.
Real recognize real, I guess...No ticket! :emawkid:
reminds me of daris' stories about living in lawre... oh, crap, how long ago was this? :Wha:
This past August. It would've been a $212 ticket...or 70 beers at Aggie Station. Really dodged a bullet. :party:
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guy got murked on my street about 3 houses over on my birthday this year
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sent a letter to my HOA about my neighbors satellite dish being on his house because he is a punkass biatch. he has been bitching about it for a month or two now.
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sent a letter to my HOA about my neighbors satellite dish being on his house because he is a punkass biatch. he has been bitching about it for a month or two now.
:lol:
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I eff dwarves in the ass
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I eff dwarves in the ass
:surprised:
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I eff dwarves in the ass
:surprised:
:horrorsurprise:
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I have a gat.
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Was once offered money to steal a set of very specific style of hubcap off of a very specific person's Honda for a different Honda.
Was never into that sort of thing, but others apparently thought I was so incred street that I would.
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where to begin
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I have 3 project pat and 4 ying yang twins songs on my turntable queue.
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I whistle when I walk down the street, shotgun hanging almost as low as my swinging dick, and people yell out "Oh crap, 'Meister's coming!". Little do they know that I've got my homies waiting in the alleyway waiting to blast they ass.
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actually TTHOTUC doesn't really have all that much street cred. me and the boys are always getting in his face and intimidating him and he pretty much just slouches and takes it like a chump. the other day i pulled my fist up by my face real fast and TTHOTUC flinched so i gave him 2 for flinching.
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and besides, it's basically a dead giveaway that if you really have tons of SC then you don't start a thread telling everyone about it. that's the whole point of street cred. people already know -- from the street.
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66101, 7th and oakland :runaway:
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Enrolled in Paukstelis's 730 Chem I. Attended the 930. Step off, homey.
lol :cheers:
i eventually started going to the other guy's 1130
Props for taking her section in the first place
patell is a baller.
I can still hear her say "al-u-min-ium" even tho it's been 10+ years since I was in her class.
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actually TTHOTUC doesn't really have all that much street cred. me and the boys are always getting in his face and intimidating him and he pretty much just slouches and takes it like a chump. the other day i pulled my fist up by my face real fast and TTHOTUC flinched so i gave him 2 for flinching.
Did you mark it first and wipe it off afterwards?
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Once a day vitamins? F that noise, I take 2 a day. I'm not your puppet.
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Once wrecked my scooter and broke my collar bone. I took less time off work than Aaron Rodgers. Didn't even take short-term disability. Just used up some vacation.
twice wrecked my scoot (street slang for scooter) and only had scratches each time, so, basically oscar willis' character in Unbreakable, except with a head of hair.
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actually TTHOTUC doesn't really have all that much street cred. me and the boys are always getting in his face and intimidating him and he pretty much just slouches and takes it like a chump. the other day i pulled my fist up by my face real fast and TTHOTUC flinched so i gave him 2 for flinching.
i told you i had an itch!!!!!!!!!!!!! :frown:
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I whistle when I walk down the street, shotgun hanging almost as low as my swinging dick, and people yell out "Oh crap, 'Meister's coming!". Little do they know that I've got my homies waiting in the alleyway waiting to blast they ass.
You ain't nothin but a punk bitch
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:surprised:
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I'm from SEK. I'm obviously a terrible person.
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Guys I'm going camping this weekend. In Kansas. Like in a tent. It's supposed to be cold. :sdeek:
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Guys I'm going camping this weekend. In Kansas. Like in a tent. It's supposed to be cold. :sdeek:
grats on your hayseed cred, but i don't know what this has to do with street cred. :confused:
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Just remembered I got a speeding ticket last year. I waited until the last possible day to go pay it.
COME AT ME BRO
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I'm from SEK. I'm obviously a terrible person.
I'm from SEK too :sdeek:
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I'm from SEK. I'm obviously a terrible person.
I'm from SEK too :sdeek:
There are a few of us here, keeping things real.
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going to court next month for rolling a stop sign
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my entire block is retirees. I'm, like, 3rd "hardest" out of 15'ish households.
I won't believe it until your wife says it's true. :surprised:
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Sometimes I get in the pool less than 30 minutes after eating.
You low life, rotten son-of-a-bitches.
Also, go Royals! :cheers:
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I run with scissors.
Like, everyhwere. If I need to go to the bathroom or buy some milk, I'm running to do it with scissors in one hand. ("Two hands is too much" is what I say when asked why I only carry one pair of scissors.)
Also, Northview School. Townies know what that means...
You, my friend, are an accident waiting to happen. :horrorsurprise:
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Broadway blvd is my crap. You walk into the majestic or the quaff and they'll tell you my legend.
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going to court next month for rolling a stop sign
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did you really do it or did they pull you over because you were in the dot with a 5 series?
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I grew up in Brookside, thats right, KCMO. That was before Brookside became the charming area it's known as now. Got robbed like 6 times, didn't even give a eff.
You didn't need the lunch money anyway. :th_twocents:
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Put up Christmas lights yesterday, on the roof, in the dark, alone with no one holding the ladder. It was freezing too.
Winey bitch! :comehere:
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im from liberal, mean mean streets as they say
:ohno:
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I eff dwarves in the ass
:surprised:
:horrorsurprise:
I see this and I'm torn between :excited: and :ROFL:
but then I see this and I'm... :ohno: :horrorsurprise: :runaway:
I have a gat.
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im from liberal, mean mean streets as they say
:ohno:
thats rough ridin' right KATDADDY
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im from liberal, mean mean streets as they say
:ohno:
thats rough ridin' right KATDADDY
Is it still true that they eat dogs in that town? :ohno:
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going to court next month for rolling a stop sign
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/parVRmiA39nMs/200_s.gif)
did you really do it or did they pull you over because you were in the dot with a 5 series?
what do you think? #TheySeeMeRollin'
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going to court next month for rolling a stop sign
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/parVRmiA39nMs/200_s.gif)
did you really do it or did they pull you over because you were in the dot with a 5 series?
what do you think? #TheySeeMeRollin'
I hope you're happy with yourself, traffic violations like that are single handedly ruining society. :shakesfist:
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im from liberal, mean mean streets as they say
:ohno:
thats rough ridin' right KATDADDY
Me and the rest of my DCK crew use to roll up on punk Liberal bitches all the time. And on the way we would stop in Meade to whip some ass as well.
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GC runs swk, you moron
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Didn't realize gE had so many shorties wanting to be thugs.
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Didn't realize gE had so many shorties wanting to be thugs.
Well Kid,... you should know. :ROFL:
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i'm wearing a plaid button up short sleeve today
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I'm wearing a shirt about some place in linsberg kansas
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I removed an ink stain with hairspray this morning. Ballpoint pens know to not fukk with me. :comeatme:
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Just looked at my shirt and it's spelled lindsborg apparently
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Pretty much everyone on the streets knows I go purging just for fun.
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Street cred psshh. My Mother fuckin street is the cleanest [redacted] around. :cool:
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dirt isnt clean
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dirt isnt clean
Me and my retired homeboy down the streeet got the lockdown on that. We be roamin' and sweepin' our street everyday.