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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:02:59 PM
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We will need to weather the storm and hope our new coach will still have a product to sell next year.
First step, we must have a player date someone famous. I think Foster/Kendall Jenner make a great couple.
Other ideas?
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rap music
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Hot dog specials
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donkey shows
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"devil cats"
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make the sportscenter not top 10 each week so we can get some tv time while our team sucks.
im thinking we misprint a players jersey next week, then throw it off our own players head and make it go in our own basket the week after. idk. maybe de-pants spradling on the opening tip off.
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start announcing two players of the game
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bribes
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surprise free breakfast item at every game
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Weekly guest coaches
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We need a player to get injured in a motorcycle accident then all of his guys "play for him" and like have an open seat on the bench with his jersey on it.
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Rough it up....
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release a vaccinated tiger halfway through the first quarter onto the court and have it maul oscar weber into a coma.
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Mike getting some rings might help
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lol omg totally forgot we dont have quarter in this sport :lol: :lol: :lol:
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free piggyback rides to your seat
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Hire a Jackie Moon.
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free piggyback rides to your seat
Human rickshaws! (Sp?)
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I would almost do anything for some free queso or margarita dip.
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PED SCANDAL PEDO SCANDAL
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Free KC shuttle rides
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improper benefits scandal
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oscar has a high profile affair and it is all over twitter like Dgale outed Ron but on a much bigger scale.
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We could use some of our record breaking profits to pay people to come to games? ESPN would run with that for a week
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free Beasley bobbleheads
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Snyder reads us bed time stories as the game is being played.
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Please focus on things that would keep our name in the American conscience, not dumb crap you want to do at a game.
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Please focus on things that would keep our name in the American conscience, not dumb crap you want to do at a game.
Sex tapes
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More "free" nights. Or all you can eat for $1 concessions.
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Sell beer at the games, and promote the crap out of it Nationally.
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Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story
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Sell beer at the games, and promote the crap out of it Nationally.
A big time riot would get some eyeballs
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Play highlights from previous years on the scoreboard. They could run a promotion: "Whenever anything goes wrong just look up!"
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keno throughout the game on the jumbotron and everybody gets five free plays. :dunno:
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Willie should self immolate himself outside of the stadium
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Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story
And we may win more games! :dunno:
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Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story
Pretty sure he is engaged. I would love to see this happen though. If nothing else, it would be entertaining to see how the tucks reacted.
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Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story
Why, because he's got a squeaky voice? Pretty homophobic, Limestone. Also, it wouldn't make nearly as big a splash as Big Gip coming out of the closet.
Or Omari :lol:
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fOOD gets burnt down.
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have gipson run into the stands in puerto rico and beat the living crap out of long beach fans
"the melee in the clemente"
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Lose a 38-33 game
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Spradling could come out of the closet? I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story
Why, because he's got a squeaky voice? Pretty homophobic, Limestone. Also, it wouldn't make nearly as big a splash as Big Gip coming out of the closet.
Or Omari :lol:
yeah, I struggled with the best way to handle the suggestion. I am not saying anyone is or isn't. Let's just shelve that plan.
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eff I want us to be decent..until then...foster
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have gipson run into the stands in puerto rico and beat the living crap out of long beach fans
"the melee in the clemente"
I like the player on fan violence approach.
How about we have a horrible bullying incident where Gipson scares Jack Crap into quitting and he cries on tv and stuff?
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We could not attempt to play defense and just see if we can get Foster 100 points like that bullshit school
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Ceiling panels fall while no one is in the stadium but like OMG if someone had been in there they might have gotten seriously killed. :horrorsurprise:
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literally burn the arena down. do it during a game, so that way nobody gets hurt.
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Play games in the Derb/Kramer basketball courts. If the fans won't go to you, go to the fans! Plus all that food there and you wouldn't run out of parking spots.
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Free cans of Foster's, to celebrate our best player.
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Free cans of Foster's, to celebrate our best player.
:bwpopcorn:
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refuse to play league games unless other team sits their starters or lets us play six at a time.
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Drug scandal.
Combine it with my sex tape idea earlier, gets lead story on Sportcenter every night. Boom roasted.
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Dying kid with horrible disease becomes unofficial team mascot. He gives pregame speech to team before we beat Tech at home or something
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Some :IStateo: relevance suggestions:
1. Super angry Weber go off on officiating during a press conference. (Shows he has passion)
2. Find a courtside fan willing to tackle Bill Self. (Weatherwax is still a legend in Lawrence, home of a relevant basketball program)
3. Flood your arena (Seriously, the CBS Evening News had a 4 minute piece AND the lower arena was completely renovated)
4. Walking Tacos (No explanation needed)
5. Find a super cheesy buzz word (proud) that all fans will rally obsessantly around and use it on every marketing item and press opportunity. (PROUD!!!)
Ts and Ps amigos.
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Have Southwell do remakes of scenes from all of Will Smith's movies.
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Dying kid with horrible disease becomes unofficial team mascot. He gives pregame speech to team before we beat Tech at home or something
Tried and true.
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through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well
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through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well
:D
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through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well
:D
:D
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Skip the bacon, everyone gets a free pig. Alive so you can keep it as a pet or slaughtered and cooked whole with an apple in it's mouth. Your choice.
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Ok that pig thing (which was ridiculous, and I assume was a joke on this very real thread) got me thinking. What if when we play the squawks aka CHICKENhawks we through* like 200 chickens out there on the floor rather than the usual 2 or 3, and then Peta will protest our games and we'll all be famous.
*that's for you Rick Daris :D
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Keep a camera on oscar Weber at all times to document every socially awkward moment of his existence.
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Have Southwell do remakes of scenes from all of Will Smith's movies.
:love:
maybe he could zap all of the fans and everybody with one of those things from Men In Black and we could take the other teams coach!
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man this thread got pretty embarassing pretty quickly for me. not quite as bad as wink bringing britney murphy over to rabbit's moms trailer but still very less than ideal.
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:lol: