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Title: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:02:59 PM
We will need to weather the storm and hope our new coach will still have a product to sell next year. 

First step, we must have a player date someone famous.  I think Foster/Kendall Jenner make a great couple.

Other ideas?
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: steve dave on November 22, 2013, 01:03:54 PM
rap music
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: CNS on November 22, 2013, 01:04:57 PM
Hot dog specials
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 22, 2013, 01:05:10 PM
donkey shows
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: OK_Cat on November 22, 2013, 01:05:29 PM
"devil cats"
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 22, 2013, 01:05:46 PM
make the sportscenter not top 10 each week so we can get some tv time while our team sucks.

im thinking we misprint a players jersey next week, then throw it off our own players head and make it go in our own basket the week after. idk. maybe de-pants spradling on the opening tip off.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: CNS on November 22, 2013, 01:05:46 PM
start announcing two players of the game
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: star seed 7 on November 22, 2013, 01:06:03 PM
bribes
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 22, 2013, 01:06:11 PM
surprise free breakfast item at every game
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: CNS on November 22, 2013, 01:06:19 PM
Weekly guest coaches
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:06:47 PM
We need a player to get injured in a motorcycle accident then all of his guys "play for him" and like have an open seat on the bench with his jersey on it.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: The1BigWillie on November 22, 2013, 01:06:57 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-rdaIte4DDCY/TY57zJRO2QI/AAAAAAAABhQ/HfJSUDvevaE/s1600/Newman_Pollock_Smith_The_Hanson_brothers.jpg)

Rough it up....
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 22, 2013, 01:07:25 PM
release a vaccinated tiger halfway through the first quarter onto the court and have it maul oscar weber into a coma.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Winters on November 22, 2013, 01:07:54 PM
Mike getting some rings might help
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 22, 2013, 01:08:11 PM
lol omg totally forgot we dont have quarter in this sport  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 22, 2013, 01:10:07 PM
free piggyback rides to your seat
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: The1BigWillie on November 22, 2013, 01:15:11 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.cleveland.com%2Fent_impact_movies%2F2008%2F02%2Fsemitropical.jpg&hash=8ba82043b674fbe02d2cf7312dce36f79fcbbd57)

Hire a Jackie Moon.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Pete on November 22, 2013, 01:15:33 PM

free piggyback rides to your seat

Human rickshaws! (Sp?)
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 22, 2013, 01:15:54 PM
I would almost do anything for some free queso or margarita dip.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: GodBamNightmare on November 22, 2013, 01:16:14 PM
PED SCANDAL  PEDO SCANDAL
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: CNS on November 22, 2013, 01:16:34 PM
Free KC shuttle rides
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: skycat on November 22, 2013, 01:17:39 PM
improper benefits scandal
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:18:48 PM
oscar has a high profile affair and it is all over twitter like Dgale outed Ron but on a much bigger scale.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: yoman on November 22, 2013, 01:19:33 PM
We could use some of our record breaking profits to pay people to come to games? ESPN would run with that for a week
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: skycat on November 22, 2013, 01:20:34 PM
free Beasley bobbleheads
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 22, 2013, 01:21:54 PM
Snyder reads us bed time stories as the game is being played.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:23:39 PM
Please focus on things that would keep our name in the American conscience, not dumb crap you want to do at a game.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Brock Landers on November 22, 2013, 01:24:26 PM
Please focus on things that would keep our name in the American conscience, not dumb crap you want to do at a game.


Sex tapes
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Pete on November 22, 2013, 01:24:50 PM
More "free" nights.  Or all you can eat for $1 concessions.

Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Pete on November 22, 2013, 01:25:28 PM
Sell beer at the games, and promote the crap out of it Nationally.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:25:52 PM
Spradling could come out of the closet?  I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:26:22 PM
Sell beer at the games, and promote the crap out of it Nationally.

A big time riot would get some eyeballs
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 1863 on November 22, 2013, 01:28:10 PM
Play highlights from previous years on the scoreboard. They could run a promotion: "Whenever anything goes wrong just look up!"
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 22, 2013, 01:29:42 PM
keno throughout the game on the jumbotron and everybody gets five free plays.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: ChiComCat on November 22, 2013, 01:29:53 PM
Willie should self immolate himself outside of the stadium
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Wildcatsfan4248 on November 22, 2013, 01:30:11 PM
Spradling could come out of the closet?  I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

And we may win more games!  :dunno:
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: yoman on November 22, 2013, 01:31:06 PM
Spradling could come out of the closet?  I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Pretty sure he is engaged. I would love to see this happen though. If nothing else, it would be entertaining to see how the tucks reacted.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: skycat on November 22, 2013, 01:32:52 PM
Spradling could come out of the closet?  I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Why, because he's got a squeaky voice? Pretty homophobic, Limestone. Also, it wouldn't make nearly as big a splash as Big Gip coming out of the closet.

Or Omari :lol:
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Trim on November 22, 2013, 01:34:24 PM
fOOD gets burnt down.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 22, 2013, 01:36:10 PM
have gipson run into the stands in puerto rico and beat the living crap out of long beach fans

"the melee in the clemente"
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: jasn88cubs on November 22, 2013, 01:40:10 PM
Lose a 38-33 game
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:42:22 PM
Spradling could come out of the closet?  I'm not saying he is gay, just that it would be a big story

Why, because he's got a squeaky voice? Pretty homophobic, Limestone. Also, it wouldn't make nearly as big a splash as Big Gip coming out of the closet.

Or Omari :lol:

yeah, I struggled with the best way to handle the suggestion.  I am not saying anyone is or isn't.  Let's just shelve that plan.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: salcat on November 22, 2013, 01:43:32 PM
eff I want us to be decent..until then...foster
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 01:44:30 PM
have gipson run into the stands in puerto rico and beat the living crap out of long beach fans

"the melee in the clemente"

I like the player on fan violence approach.

How about we have a horrible bullying incident where Gipson scares Jack Crap into quitting and he cries on tv and stuff?
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: ChiComCat on November 22, 2013, 01:45:48 PM
We could not attempt to play defense and just see if we can get Foster 100 points like that bullshit school
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 22, 2013, 01:47:34 PM
Ceiling panels fall while no one is in the stadium but like OMG if someone had been in there they might have gotten seriously killed.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: OK_Cat on November 22, 2013, 01:48:16 PM
literally burn the arena down.  do it during a game, so that way nobody gets hurt.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 1863 on November 22, 2013, 01:51:34 PM
Play games in the Derb/Kramer basketball courts. If the fans won't go to you, go to the fans! Plus all that food there and you wouldn't run out of parking spots.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: skycat on November 22, 2013, 01:55:52 PM
Free cans of Foster's, to celebrate our best player.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 02:08:54 PM
Free cans of Foster's, to celebrate our best player.

 :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: husserl on November 22, 2013, 02:13:35 PM
refuse to play league games unless other team sits their starters or lets us play six at a time. 
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Brock Landers on November 22, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
Drug scandal. 

Combine it with my sex tape idea earlier, gets lead story on Sportcenter every night.  Boom roasted.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 22, 2013, 02:35:26 PM
Dying kid with horrible disease becomes unofficial team mascot. He gives pregame speech to team before we beat Tech at home or something
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Havs on November 22, 2013, 03:03:15 PM
Some :IStateo: relevance suggestions:

1. Super angry Weber go off on officiating during a press conference. (Shows he has passion)

2. Find a courtside fan willing to tackle Bill Self. (Weatherwax is still a legend in Lawrence, home of a relevant basketball program)

3. Flood your arena (Seriously, the CBS Evening News had a 4 minute piece AND the lower arena was completely renovated)

4. Walking Tacos (No explanation needed)

5. Find a super cheesy buzz word (proud) that all fans will rally obsessantly around and use it on every marketing item and press opportunity. (PROUD!!!)

Ts and Ps amigos.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: KSU-Krazie on November 22, 2013, 03:11:51 PM
Have Southwell do remakes of scenes from all of Will Smith's movies.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 03:18:56 PM
Dying kid with horrible disease becomes unofficial team mascot. He gives pregame speech to team before we beat Tech at home or something

Tried and true.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 22, 2013, 03:19:33 PM
through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 22, 2013, 03:21:00 PM
through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well
:D
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 22, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
through a baby with a kstate bball tshirt down a well
:D

 :D
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: AbeFroman on November 22, 2013, 03:35:57 PM
Skip the bacon, everyone gets a free pig. Alive so you can keep it as a pet or slaughtered and cooked whole with an apple in it's mouth. Your choice.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 22, 2013, 03:38:09 PM
Ok that pig thing (which was ridiculous, and I assume was a joke on this very real thread) got me thinking. What if when we play the squawks aka CHICKENhawks we through* like 200 chickens out there on the floor rather than the usual 2 or 3, and then Peta will protest our games and we'll all be famous.









*that's for you Rick Daris  :D
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: FlyingIllini89 on November 22, 2013, 03:38:40 PM
Keep a camera on oscar Weber at all times to document every socially awkward moment of his existence.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 22, 2013, 03:41:21 PM
Have Southwell do remakes of scenes from all of Will Smith's movies.

 :love:
maybe he could zap all of the fans and everybody with one of those things from Men In Black and we could take the other teams coach!
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 22, 2013, 03:42:18 PM
man this thread got pretty embarassing pretty quickly for me. not quite as bad as wink bringing britney murphy over to rabbit's moms trailer but still very less than ideal.
Title: Re: Strategies for staying relevant until John Currie fires Weber
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 22, 2013, 04:05:59 PM
 :lol: