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Title: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: DQ12 on November 02, 2013, 07:55:23 PM
Alright guys.  I've heard a lot of chatter about this subject and i think it's time we brought this conversation to the limelight.

Let's rank our favorite college football horses.

1. Florida State's Renegade
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.insideflorida.com%2Fimages%2Fcities%2Fchief_osceola_920_medium.jpg&hash=c7dc7ef0f8c22d01f950f9c835f6c92efbb82714)
I think it's neat how it kind of has spots.  The midfield thing is really cool too.  Seems to be able to stand on its hind legs on command.

2.  Southern California's Traveller
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.247sports.com%2FUploads%2FAssets%2F73%2F31%2F1031073.jpg&hash=165d5498aac5d1fba053611c134f2b84685ba5bc)
This horse is white.  Doesn't look like it has any other colors on it, which is probably favored in the horse world (although not by my rankings).  It looks very regal. 

3. Southern Methodist's Peruna
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2F21-southern-methodist-smu-mascot-peruna-viii.jpg&hash=11bd97d7d2f781c3cdf0547f9b915ecade9dcbdf)
Holy crap.  What a small horse.  Love this guy!  Very stupid name though.  Would be great to see a little kid ride that thing.

4. UVA's Horse
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Fine looking horse, but this dipshit doesn't even have a name.  So dumb.  If you have a horse, give him a name.  Some idiot fell off this horse once, which is hilarious.  This horse gains points for that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2URhe-A9Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2URhe-A9Q)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CV_0kSFkYdA#t=15 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CV_0kSFkYdA#t=15)
 :lol:
Also look at this non-live version:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flatenightdebates.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F09%2Frichmond_horse001b.jpg&hash=b4da670032b43b1aad0991275822bdfa3c612199)

Virginia rocks.

5.  Texas Tech's Horse
No name again.  Several of these horses have died on the field and have been stolen by Longhorn and Aggie fans and spraypainted and stuff.  Disgusting.  I hate Texas Tech's masked rider and I hate his/her horse too.  It's just stupid and dull. It's a fine looking horse though.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftoday.ttu.edu%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Fnewhorsefirstride-MED.jpg&hash=744e50e64703acaa2efb20b9f0367910e42eddda)

6.  Army's Stryker and Ranger
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2F15-army-mule-mascots-stryker-ranger-iii.jpg&hash=dd689fe04e06841e81e724d667703dda0f76ea71)
These horses are boring and the name "Stryker" is BS.  These horses gain points for defending America, but they lose points for being ugly.  Not even 100% sure they're horses.  Look more like mules to me.  Who knows.

7.  Oklahoma State's Bullet
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkccollegegameday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fosu-mascot.jpg&hash=26d416661471ff80fd8af2ba7869998ff498b2f2)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-vs8SHH3qZzc%2FUEpKIrFheVI%2FAAAAAAAAGxc%2FK5h5c03m140%2Fs1600%2FBullet-BU.jpg&hash=e81b941783505fa2614ea1d1cc18e4ae2848c01b)
Heeeeeeere come bullet!  This horse is b-o-r-i-n-g.  Sometimes it's dark brown and other times it seems black.  Make up your mind, horse.  Seems to like the USA, though.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi926.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad105%2Fmaxshimasu%2FFAIL_running_stickhorse.gif&hash=6ac88f21b7178adf5fcbb942199629cf41a826fc)

Last.  Oklahoma's Boomer and Sooner
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2F19-oklahoma-mascots-boomer-and-sooner.jpg&hash=92d33ef6076dfee861fd3cfc6bdd79230f03970c)Barf.  These horses are ugly.   They look like they're on meth.  :Yuck:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.newscom.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2Ficonphotostwo644020.jpg&hash=0d0828f51d2d066dc3d53cff0a026b7183ae9101)
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: Perry on November 02, 2013, 08:11:09 PM
How do you feel about Wyoming's Cowboy Joe?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1073%2F5157815705_56561be921.jpg&hash=19986be9568fdabbd64100733e016b5c0fa52225)
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: star seed 7 on November 02, 2013, 08:12:27 PM
i would switch UVA and USC, but otherwise a very powerful power ranking.
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: steve dave on November 02, 2013, 08:12:49 PM
The smaller the horse the higher it should be ranked
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: kim carnes on November 02, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
The smaller the horse the higher it should be ranked

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.  I like SMU's horse.
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: CNS on November 02, 2013, 08:19:34 PM
EPAW would run the table

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Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: DQ12 on November 02, 2013, 08:29:39 PM
How do you feel about Wyoming's Cowboy Joe?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1073%2F5157815705_56561be921.jpg&hash=19986be9568fdabbd64100733e016b5c0fa52225)
ha!  i love him.  just below smu's TLBH.

Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: mocat on November 03, 2013, 06:59:49 AM
I am just blown away that any human being would take a vertical video
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: the_ugly_clown on November 03, 2013, 10:04:05 AM
Those are Army MULES, not horses....
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: cas4ksu on November 03, 2013, 10:25:35 AM
UVA and USC's horses are the most elegant.
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: EMAWzified on November 03, 2013, 12:31:26 PM
Boomer and Sooner look like they are having the most fun.
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: Headinjun on November 03, 2013, 01:00:06 PM
Disagree on OSU.  He looks well built and intimidating.

Wish we had a live animal mascot. 

It would be cool to have huge wildcat run out in front of the team.  A neutered, defanged, declawed cat anyway.
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: steve dave on November 03, 2013, 01:13:43 PM
small horse = best horse
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: Headinjun on November 03, 2013, 01:16:57 PM
small horse = best horse

I don't know, I always think of Eeyores  whiney bitch ass when I think of small horses. 
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: Asteriskhead on November 03, 2013, 01:55:38 PM
Cimarron  :lol:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topdrawersoccer.com%2Fthe91stminute%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F04%2FCimmaron.jpg&hash=05545ea3b66a89334bcea5a24be98302461490f0)
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: DQ12 on November 03, 2013, 01:57:39 PM
small horse = best horse
"Peruna," tho.

 :Yuck: :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 06, 2013, 07:24:19 PM
#1, IMO

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delawareohionews.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2Fdead_horse_again-1.jpg&hash=ec4eae6b0ddf5bc526efc9386da3c777821b0911)
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 06, 2013, 07:29:59 PM
#1, IMO

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delawareohionews.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2Fdead_horse_again-1.jpg&hash=ec4eae6b0ddf5bc526efc9386da3c777821b0911)
Looks like KU's atmosphere on gameday. :lol:
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: HerrSonntag on November 06, 2013, 08:53:32 PM
#1, IMO

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.delawareohionews.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2Fdead_horse_again-1.jpg&hash=ec4eae6b0ddf5bc526efc9386da3c777821b0911)
Looks like KU's atmosphere on gameday. :lol:
A KU sucks at football joke? quit beating that thing!
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: SEK_EMAW on November 06, 2013, 09:57:06 PM
Stryker and Ranger might be ugly for horses, but as far as mules go, that is a fine pair of asses.
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 06, 2013, 10:10:31 PM
Stryker and Ranger might be ugly for horses, but as far as mules go, that is a fine pair of asses.

You have a good eye for burros
Title: Re: Power Rankings: NCAA Horses
Post by: theKSU on November 06, 2013, 10:45:29 PM
Oklahoma BearPigHorseMen

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn3.sbnation.com%2Fimported_assets%2F819420%2Fhorsepigsboomersooner.jpg&hash=604e3ed63a08b502218d84e724d700b58c7d3219)