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Title: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 04:17:04 PM
My traditional farmstead that I have hunted with my bros for over 15 years got farmed out or some such crap by some lazy farmer who had to get off the gov dime and take the stuff out of the CRP program.  So, I need a place to hunt with my friends for the pheasant opener. 

The pros of this is I would probably pay you (would prefer not to but I would have also preferred my buddy's lazy farmer dad not plow up where we used to hunt).  You would earn a TON of board points.  Probably the most we have ever given out.  also, you could say that minor celebrity LSOC hunted upland game birds on your swath of property which would likely up ts value in the eyes of anyone who knows crap about buying/selling land.  Added bonus, I would probably let you hunt with us and that is an experience that has been likened to having sex with an angel.

so, what do you say?

Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
To sweeten the deal, as if it wasn't already a perfect offer, you will get to pak with us as we head into whatever podunk hillbilly hometown you live by and mix it up with the locals.  I have heard this experience compared to actually playing baseball with Troy Aikman.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: hemmy on October 18, 2013, 04:25:44 PM
Sounds dangerous. Are you good with a gun?
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 04:27:42 PM
Sounds dangerous. Are you good with a gun?

There is nothing that I am not good at. 
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Tobias on October 18, 2013, 04:35:05 PM
Sounds dangerous. Are you good with a gun?

There is nothing that I am not good at.

fairest judger of pheasant in all the land, is what i say
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 04:38:27 PM
Should I post this on the phog where the real farmers hang out?
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 18, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
Never figured you for a walk 'n block type. Probably have a couple pointing labs, amirite?  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 04:55:21 PM
Never figured you for a walk 'n block type. Probably have a couple pointing labs, amirite?  :ROFL:

I don't need dogs.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 18, 2013, 05:02:28 PM
I always hate to judge fellow ourdoorsmen....but sheesh...hunting birds without a dog is pure sacrilege.   
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 05:03:45 PM
I always hate to judge fellow ourdoorsmen....but sheesh...hunting birds without a dog is pure sacrilege.

For dumbasses who can't shoot it can be.  Are you going to let me hunt your land or no?
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 18, 2013, 05:08:53 PM
Welcome to join me sometime assuming you can walk and you're not a drunk or a blowhard.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: p1k3 on October 18, 2013, 05:09:38 PM
Should I post this on the phog where the real farmers hang out?

would be a fantastic troll post.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: michigancat on October 18, 2013, 05:33:12 PM
Welcome to join me sometime assuming you can walk and you're not a drunk or a blowhard.

you sound like a blowhard
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 18, 2013, 05:33:58 PM
I'm not
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 18, 2013, 05:36:00 PM
If Wichita is an option,  :peek:, brother.   
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: CNS on October 18, 2013, 06:45:30 PM
Dogless hunter here too.  Walk and blast. Dogs are only for those with inferior reflexes that need a heads up before the blasting starts.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 18, 2013, 07:36:37 PM
If Wichita is an option,  :peek:, brother.   

Wichita is def option now.  Are you going out on the opener?  I would love to hunt with JW.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: raquetcat on October 18, 2013, 07:58:08 PM
I know some prime hunting ground in Stafford/Reno county that could be had, for a price...
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 18, 2013, 08:23:37 PM
If Wichita is an option,  :peek:, brother.   

Wichita is def option now.  Are you going out on the opener?  I would love to hunt with JW.

:peek:
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: sys on October 18, 2013, 08:30:04 PM
I know some prime hunting ground in Stafford/Reno county that could be had, for a price...

you may be my cousin (not really, but if geography was more like consanguinity, then prolly).
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: raquetcat on October 18, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
I know some prime hunting ground in Stafford/Reno county that could be had, for a price...

you may be my cousin (not really, but if geography was more like consanguinity, then prolly).

would take
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 19, 2013, 10:35:18 PM
Dogless hunter here too.  Walk and blast. Dogs are only for those with inferior reflexes that need a heads up before the blasting starts.

Hunting without dogs is a working class affair. 
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: DQ12 on October 20, 2013, 11:50:19 AM
you can hunt on my land LSOC, but i have to finish the harvest first
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Pete on October 20, 2013, 12:00:18 PM
I loved hunting with good dogs in the past, they are amazing to watch work.  But, I will not take the time to raise or care for them myself.  I don't really hunt anymore either.  I only own a 12 gauge over/under and a .22, and the only  thing the .22 has ever killed is pop cans.

Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: lopakman on October 20, 2013, 12:06:05 PM
shellshock has a nice piece of land that backs up to 119th street.  He's also got a hot tub so that might be a fun new way to hunt.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: CNS on October 20, 2013, 03:53:15 PM
Its painfully obvs that Emo needs to host a pak hunt and bring his dogs and manage them and provide the land and stuff. 
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Tobias on October 20, 2013, 06:13:47 PM
Its painfully obvs that Emo needs to host a pak hunt and bring his dogs and manage them and provide the land and stuff.

it would be the civilized thing to do.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 21, 2013, 10:56:48 AM
Challenge extended.   I think I can deal.


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Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 21, 2013, 11:08:59 AM
Challenge extended.   I think I can deal.


Please PM me the details on pheasantPAK.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2013, 11:19:50 AM
Both sides of my grandparents have land around Eskridge and in the Flint Hills. I don't know if that's far enough west for Pheasant, but there's a lot of quail.
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 21, 2013, 11:22:41 AM
http://www.ringneckranch.net/ (http://www.ringneckranch.net/)
Title: Re: Attention Kansas farmer studs: I need to hunt birds on your land
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 21, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
http://www.ringneckranch.net/ (http://www.ringneckranch.net/)


http://www.flintoak.com/