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Title: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
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In case any of you wanted to watch last year's to help get your anus prepared for this year:
First Half: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPs-R_XH9go
Second Half: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI6YsgmsRG0
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:01:34 PM
What's a rape train?  Maybe brakes would be pointless and that's why there aren't any. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:05:37 PM
If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds.  Think about that. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:07:45 PM
El Oso, if I ever meet you irl I'm going to kick your dick straight out the back of your bad person.  Just because.  Also you don't deserve good things. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: MadCat on October 11, 2013, 05:07:58 PM
If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds.  Think about that.
Would it rape you first?
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:08:43 PM
If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds.  Think about that.
Would it rape you first?

I'm positive it would not. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on October 11, 2013, 05:13:30 PM
Bears wouldn't rape us you guys. It would just smash/slash us in the face once and we would be dead. No rape. At least no intentional rape
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 05:15:16 PM
If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds.  Think about that.
Would it rape you first?

yes, but only after it killed you.

As a Bear, the four step process spelling out the acronym R.A.P.E.R is
1. Roar
2. Assassinate
3. Pillage and Plunder Anuses
4. Eat food
5. Rinse and repeat
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:15:26 PM
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/349730412/pedobear_drool.jpg)
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:17:03 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: MadCat on October 11, 2013, 05:18:04 PM
 :Yikes:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eoinbutler.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fmurder-bears-300x225.jpg&hash=36ceb4fc868279fd4ec27adc9af4967e7f3755f3)

I don't even know what that used to be.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:22:20 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: MadCat on October 11, 2013, 05:23:12 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eoinbutler.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fmurder-bears-300x225.jpg&hash=36ceb4fc868279fd4ec27adc9af4967e7f3755f3)

I don't even know what that used to be.
Unprepared anus.  That's what
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:23:18 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:24:13 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:24:20 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:24:46 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Brock Landers on October 11, 2013, 05:25:00 PM
RAWR!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:25:21 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:27:01 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:27:09 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:27:46 PM
FIGHT!!

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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on October 11, 2013, 05:28:45 PM
Polar bears are the most badass bear by far. They say if a polar bear pursues you in the wild that there really isn't a way to stop them if u don't have a high caliber firearm.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:29:52 PM
Polar bears are the most badass bear by far. They say if a polar bear pursues you in the wild that there really isn't a way to stop them if u don't have a high caliber firearm.

Baylor Polar Bears?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:30:00 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 11, 2013, 05:32:48 PM
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too bad the human didn't give him one of these guys  :comeatme:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:35:48 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:37:18 PM
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too bad the human didn't give him one of these guys  :comeatme:

The human's totally mocking him tho and the bear's too stupid to notice.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2013, 05:37:39 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:38:19 PM
Plus, just look at that fat rough rider.  Do you even lift bear?  Obviously the answer is no. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 11, 2013, 05:39:13 PM
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:lol: That reminds me when Arthur/Kibble did that that to RGIII at the end of that one game. :lol:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: puniraptor on October 11, 2013, 05:47:53 PM
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This fits here
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: HELLHAMMER on October 11, 2013, 06:02:10 PM
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This fits here

Goddamn that's perfect.   I just crap in my Zubaz.  Guess that's as prepared as my anus gets.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: steve dave on October 11, 2013, 06:25:39 PM
You don't tell us what to do! It was already prepared tons anyway rough rider!
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: puniraptor on October 11, 2013, 06:38:09 PM
The only thing my anus is more prepared for than an x-rated bear mauling is a wildcat victory field rushing.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 11, 2013, 06:43:07 PM
http://youpain.com/watch_video.php?v=A9YMS11H5N3U
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: eastcat on October 11, 2013, 06:51:03 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: DQ12 on October 11, 2013, 06:58:02 PM
get a load of this naked dipshit:

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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: star seed 7 on October 11, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
get a load of this naked dipshit:

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he was so creepy in donnie darko.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Tobias on October 11, 2013, 06:59:20 PM
get a load of this naked dipshit:

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that's a giant naked black mole rat.  not a bear :nono:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: PowercatPat on October 11, 2013, 07:01:08 PM

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The angle Barnett took on that play....

 :'bye cruel world:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Pete on October 11, 2013, 07:06:26 PM
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: star seed 7 on October 11, 2013, 07:10:59 PM
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:

this is a family blog pete.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Pete on October 11, 2013, 07:12:09 PM
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:

this is a family blog pete.

No question about it.   It was a really sad affair, to be certain.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: TightieMcButtholes on October 11, 2013, 07:33:47 PM
TightieMcButtholes here, there is a reason I picked this name, no rape here.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Skipper44 on October 11, 2013, 07:55:17 PM
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:
SHAKE THAT BEAR
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=167.msg1737#msg1737 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=167.msg1737#msg1737)
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: DQ12 on October 11, 2013, 07:56:44 PM
@purplebear must be very conflicted this week
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 08:00:49 PM
get a load of this naked dipshit:

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Splinter?
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: deputy dawg on October 11, 2013, 08:10:25 PM
http://youpain.com/watch_video.php?v=A9YMS11H5N3U

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 08:18:44 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 08:26:23 PM
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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 08:28:09 PM
You never addressed the rape train query you sonofabitch. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 08:34:00 PM
You never addressed the rape train query you sonofabitch.

The Rape Train is a term used online most commonly just before a person is about to get owned or when rape is imminent. It can often be found back in image macros of either trains or people with lustful expressions, regularly combined with pointing out that the rape train has no brakes. (See also: Prepare Your Anus & You Gonna Get Raped)

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Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: kslim on October 11, 2013, 08:36:55 PM
Why wouldn't you report a rape that is about to happen or at least try and stop it? we joke around but this is a family board
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 08:37:04 PM
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I like that they photoshopped the jerseys to be green.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 08:51:21 PM
Why wouldn't you report a rape that is about to happen or at least try and stop it? we joke around but this is a family board

Don't give me that crap...I have been lurking here for a few days and have seen cursing throughout the whole board and didn't see you play police then. 

Why would a message board be a family board? Kind of like a family bar? It just doesn't make sense. If there are young children on here that are not old enough to see the word "rape" then the parents should be evaluated. 

Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: steve dave on October 11, 2013, 08:56:05 PM
fact remains, you can't boss us around about being prepared for it. we do what we want rough rider!
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: kslim on October 11, 2013, 08:56:21 PM
Lol are you saying rape=cussing?
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 09:02:39 PM
Lol are you saying rape=cussing?

Please tell me when I said rape = cussing. That was my response when someone said this is a family board. Nowhere did I make that comparison.

#1) For the last time, what children get on this board that would make this thread inappropriate?!?!?!

#2) I have never come across such a sensitive bunch of pansies in my life. Man up. I think it is pretty obvious this is all joke (although I do think we will ruin KSU tomorrow).   
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: steve dave on October 11, 2013, 09:04:08 PM
?!?!?!
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 09:06:27 PM
You never addressed the rape train query you sonofabitch.

The Rape Train is a term used online most commonly just before a person is about to get owned or when rape is imminent. It can often be found back in image macros of either trains or people with lustful expressions, regularly combined with pointing out that the rape train has no brakes. (See also: Prepare Your Anus & You Gonna Get Raped)

Yeah, but what exactly does a train have to do with rapes or anuses?  I get you saw it somewhere on the internet, but does it make any sense to you?  You just throw it out there because somebody else said it.  Why not get ready for the rape boat or the rape rocket?  Get ready to eat a big old rape taco.  Maybe a rape book, but don't forget to put on your rape glasses.  Have a nice tall cold glass of rape, but mind the head.   
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: kslim on October 11, 2013, 09:07:57 PM
Lol whelp I now want to see a rape taco
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 09:09:26 PM
Lol are you saying rape=cussing?

Please tell me when I said rape = cussing. That was my response when someone said this is a family board. Nowhere did I make that comparison.

#1) For the last time, what children get on this board that would make this thread inappropriate?!?!?!

#2) I have never come across such a sensitive bunch of pansies in my life. Man up. I think it is pretty
obvious this is all joke (although I do think we will ruin KSU tomorrow).

Real men dig rape jokes and football.  In that order. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 09:11:49 PM
You never addressed the rape train query you sonofabitch.

The Rape Train is a term used online most commonly just before a person is about to get owned or when rape is imminent. It can often be found back in image macros of either trains or people with lustful expressions, regularly combined with pointing out that the rape train has no brakes. (See also: Prepare Your Anus & You Gonna Get Raped)

Yeah, but what exactly does a train have to do with rapes or anuses?  I get you saw it somewhere on the internet, but does it make any sense to you?  You just throw it out there because somebody else said it.  Why not get ready for the rape boat or the rape rocket?  Get ready to eat a big old rape taco.  Maybe a rape book, but don't forget to put on your rape glasses.  Have a nice tall cold glass of rape, but mind the head.

You can put it in any situation you want...the end result will not change.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: p1k3 on October 11, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
MY children get on this board, you dirty rotten Branch Davidian. . . !
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: steve dave on October 11, 2013, 09:14:34 PM
we're gonna do some rapes and ride some trains and all of north america is almost out of trains
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 09:23:38 PM
MY children get on this board, you dirty rotten Branch Davidian. . . !

So you are fine with them reading the "f" word because I have seen it on this board numerous occasions in just a few days? If that word is acceptable for them to read then I don't see the issue with this thread.

Jesus Christ...the David Koresh thing didn't even happen in Waco. Nice try though. Maybe do a little research. It happened about 30 miles away in a little nowhere town. It would be equivalent if something happened in Junction City and everyone said it happened in Manhattan. You do realize you are smack talking about something that was 20 years ago. Half the players on the field tomorrow weren't even born when this happened. 

You all are making it sound as if I am a proponent of rape. I never thought I would have to explain this out, but apparently I do...This is a common slang term to use when one team will beat another team very badly...get it? There will not be a physical actual rape occur. You see, the term "rape" was used as a metaphor. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: 'taterblast on October 11, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Mods, please delete this thread and ban the op (original poster). This is a family site and and I allow my 11 year old son to read this blog for that reason. I expected better from fans of a private Christian institution.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: puniraptor on October 11, 2013, 09:26:45 PM
Hobos rape a lot I think. That could be what connects trains and rape?
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: El Oso on October 11, 2013, 09:29:09 PM
Mods, please delete this thread and ban the op (original poster). This is a family site and and I allow my 11 year old son to read this blog for that reason. I expected better from fans of a private Christian institution.

So you allow your 11 year old son to read cuss words because they are scattered everywhere?

Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: 'taterblast on October 11, 2013, 09:30:17 PM
Mods, please delete this thread and ban the op (original poster). This is a family site and and I allow my 11 year old son to read this blog for that reason. I expected better from fans of a private Christian institution.

So you allow your 11 year old son to read cuss words because they are scattered everywhere?

There is a filter option, sir. Unfortunately there is no such filter for rape/anus connotations.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Tobias on October 11, 2013, 09:32:30 PM
we're a registered SafeZone Ally you freaky son of a bitch.  perhaps you should stop by the office if you're in town for the game?

http://www.k-state.edu/safezone/ (http://www.k-state.edu/safezone/)
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Trim on October 11, 2013, 09:35:10 PM
#11. Meh, it's just a metaphor.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-AAvaRJUytZI%2FTqaY02nTiiI%2FAAAAAAAAAEs%2Fm0qarRsx7gg%2Fs1600%2Fposter%2B1.jpg&hash=67fe27aee7973573abb00585c750bf78e3da410f)

Oso, I don't know what sort of mumped up rules of society you weirdos operate under in Waco (sp?), but we respect others here in our world of America.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Cannoncat on October 11, 2013, 09:35:44 PM
Mods, please delete this thread and ban the op (original poster). This is a family site and and I allow my 11 year old son to read this blog for that reason. I expected better from fans of a private Christian institution.

So you allow your 11 year old son to read cuss words because they are scattered everywhere?
You need to get a hold of yourself
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: kslim on October 11, 2013, 09:36:20 PM
Has anyone else here used rape as a metaphor? Seems awful to joke about
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Tobias on October 11, 2013, 09:38:24 PM
Has anyone else here used rape as a metaphor? Seems awful to joke about

it's definitely near the top of my list of quick ways to tell if someone is a gigantic piece of crap
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 11, 2013, 09:42:40 PM
Has anyone else here used rape as a metaphor? Seems awful to joke about

it's definitely near the top of my list of quick ways to tell if someone is a gigantic piece of crap

using the word "thy" is on my list too. so two big strikes is what i'm saying.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: steve dave on October 11, 2013, 09:43:46 PM
this baylor guy loves telling us about his rapes and about how to get ready to have them. disgusting.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 09:49:31 PM
My 7 year old daughter got on here to look up some pictures of Tyler Lockett, her favorite player. Well guess what. Now she won't stop asking me about rapes and anuses. What am I supposed to tell her?
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: meow meow on October 11, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
I don't know what's harder to get my head around...

1. The realization that Baylor has an actual team that could rape us

Or

2. That Baylor has fans
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Trim on October 11, 2013, 10:05:28 PM
My 7 year old daughter got on here to look up some pictures of Tyler Lockett, her favorite player. Well guess what. Now she won't stop asking me about rapes and anuses. What am I supposed to tell her?

No idea.  That's the tough thing about kids.  They're not like houses where when a faucet leaks or something you can just move to a new one.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: MadCat on October 11, 2013, 10:12:06 PM
My 7 year old daughter got on here to look up some pictures of Tyler Lockett, her favorite player. Well guess what. Now she won't stop asking me about rapes and anuses. What am I supposed to tell her?

No idea.  That's the tough thing about kids.  They're not like houses where when a faucet leaks or something you can just move to a new one.
I think the onus is on El Oso to explain what he posted and why it is wrong...community service and all. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: nicname on October 11, 2013, 10:16:14 PM
El Oso's church website. 

Quote
Raped women are whores

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/tags.php?tag=raped+women+are+whores

These Baptists disgust me. 
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: star seed 7 on October 11, 2013, 10:51:47 PM
We
Are raping
Conductors
Or something
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Manalive1 on October 12, 2013, 03:06:58 AM
This whole thread is ridiculous.
No, El Oso should not have used rape as a metaphor.
No, he does not represent all Baylor fans. Just himself, like every other poster on any site does.
No, Landmark Baptist or whatever its name was is not a Baptist church, despite it's name. It appears to be a cult that's really messed up...much like Westboro.
Stop it with the Christian university stuff...religion is not considered regarding admittance to Baylor, and less than a third of Baylor students go to church anyway. It's a good place with plenty of great and not so great people, like anywhere else.

I think KState is awesome. I have a few friends from there and its my 2nd favorite school to root for in the Big 12. Cheers, and here's to a good game tomorrow!
Sic 'em.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Winters on October 12, 2013, 04:51:00 AM
This whole thread is ridiculous.
No, El Oso should not have used rape as a metaphor.
No, he does not represent all Baylor fans. Just himself, like every other poster on any site does.
No, Landmark Baptist or whatever its name was is not a Baptist church, despite it's name. It appears to be a cult that's really messed up...much like Westboro.
Stop it with the Christian university stuff...religion is not considered regarding admittance to Baylor, and less than a third of Baylor students go to church anyway. It's a good place with plenty of great and not so great people, like anywhere else.

I think KState is awesome. I have a few friends from there and its my 2nd favorite school to root for in the Big 12. Cheers, and here's to a good game tomorrow!
Sic 'em.
looks like my Baylor cousin made it to gE  :surprised:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: steve dave on October 12, 2013, 07:04:35 AM
I think Baylor is disgusting and the color green is an idiot
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: CNS on October 12, 2013, 08:40:28 AM
I just sat down to play Sorry with my 6yrold and after setting up the game (I am the red plunger thingy) my son got real confrontational and said "Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaahh, time to get raped!  Hope you prepared your anus!".  Guys, he said he learned it here.  What.  The.  eff!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: wetwillie on October 12, 2013, 08:43:54 AM
That's it.  I'm going to their blog and posting an off topic GIF of two girls one cup in one of their FB threads.  Good luck explaining that to your kids, bears.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: hornedfrog86 on October 12, 2013, 08:50:17 AM
They have not faced a defense
 Hit their QB
Run the ball on methodical drive
Knock them off!

Go Purple!
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 12, 2013, 09:31:19 AM
They have not faced a defense
 Hit their QB
Run the ball on methodical drive
Knock them off!

Go Purple!
:babywillie: (ftp://:babywillie:)
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 12, 2013, 09:48:37 AM
 
this baylor guy loves telling us about his rapes and about how to get ready to have them. disgusting.

David Koresh is their most famous alum.  Think about that for a minute or two.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Trim on October 12, 2013, 10:16:42 AM
The pitfalls of letting anybody post here.

Meanwhile, I've arranged a reserved spot for all wichipak'rs in tonight's "Take Back The Night" rally downtown.  The 2:30 game lines up perfectly for us to grab some dinner on the walk over.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: ksupamplemousse on October 12, 2013, 12:25:08 PM
My roommate in college used to wake up still drunk from the night before and tell us to watch out because he was putting his rape boots on. I'm still not sure what that meant.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Frankenklein on October 12, 2013, 01:30:17 PM
My roommate in college used to wake up still drunk from the night before and tell us to watch out because he was putting his rape boots on. I'm still not sure what that meant.
you're not fooling anyone,you knew exactly what he meant :fatty:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: DQ12 on October 12, 2013, 10:23:23 PM
They have not faced a defense
 Hit their QB
Run the ball on methodical drive
Knock them off!

Go Purple!
5-7-5, idiot.  and besides, OU is haiku week.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Katpappy on October 12, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
I think Baylor is disgusting and the color green is an idiot
but those uni's.  :love: :fatty:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Katpappy on October 12, 2013, 10:34:13 PM
My roommate in college used to wake up still drunk from the night before and tell us to watch out because he was putting his rape boots on. I'm still not sure what that meant.
you're not fooling anyone,you knew exactly what he meant :fatty:
The boots are good, just in case you fall in and the boots are handy for walking thru crap.  :fatty:
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: BUFan88 on October 13, 2013, 11:09:34 PM
I just sat down to play Sorry with my 6yrold and after setting up the game (I am the red plunger thingy) my son got real confrontational and said "Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaahh, time to get raped!  Hope you prepared your anus!".  Guys, he said he learned it here.  What.  The.  eff!?!?!?!

Don't like the rape references or the gal that the camera caught clearly screaming "xxxx off" to the Baylor team after the last touchdown, while giving the middle finger salute. Keep it classy.
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: Tobias on October 13, 2013, 11:13:49 PM
I just sat down to play Sorry with my 6yrold and after setting up the game (I am the red plunger thingy) my son got real confrontational and said "Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaahh, time to get raped!  Hope you prepared your anus!".  Guys, he said he learned it here.  What.  The.  eff!?!?!?!

Don't like the rape references or the gal that the camera caught clearly screaming "xxxx off" to the Baylor team after the last touchdown, while giving the middle finger salute. Keep it classy.

i think it was mostly the rape references
Title: Re: Prepare thy anus
Post by: MadCat on October 13, 2013, 11:26:35 PM
Stay classy, Internet.  :gocho: