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Title: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 11:06:19 AM
To answer some potential questions out the gate:
-You are the HC instead of BS.
-The rest of the team and staff are in place. However, you can make changes to both from that starting point.
-You coached the team through spring practice and through the first 3 games. You can be as active or passive in both as you see fit.
-You have complete control. You can call all plays or delegate the duties as you see fit. All roster decisions are again yours to decide or delegate.

Would K-State now be 3-0 with YOU as HC?
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 19, 2013, 11:07:17 AM
Good question steve dave. The answer is yes.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: ben ji on September 19, 2013, 11:10:34 AM
Need clarification.

Are we just the coach during the game or do we have to run practice and all that stuff too?

Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: MadCat on September 19, 2013, 11:11:15 AM
As a dedicated K-State football program fan, I am obligated to say yes.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 11:11:22 AM
Need clarification.

Are we just the coach during the game or do we have to run practice and all that stuff too?

whatever you want to do. you can delegate or control as much as you want.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:12:45 AM
Yes. None of the games would have been within 30 points. I don't think I would be a very good recruiter, though. Next year would probably be pretty rough.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: MadCat on September 19, 2013, 11:13:14 AM
Yes. None of the games would have been within 30 points. I don't think I would be a very good recruiter, though. Next year would probably be pretty rough.
You don't need to be.  Just hire a good recruiter.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:14:32 AM
Yes. None of the games would have been within 30 points. I don't think I would be a very good recruiter, though. Next year would probably be pretty rough.
You don't need to be.  Just hire a good recruiter.

steve dave said the rest of the staff remains the same, though, and those guys aren't very good at it, either.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 19, 2013, 11:15:35 AM
Don't know. How far will 50 QB draws a game with Sams get me? That's the real question.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Pett on September 19, 2013, 11:15:54 AM
Run #Life about ten more times in the first game and we are
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 11:16:07 AM
Yes. None of the games would have been within 30 points. I don't think I would be a very good recruiter, though. Next year would probably be pretty rough.
You don't need to be.  Just hire a good recruiter.

steve dave said the rest of the staff remains the same, though, and those guys aren't very good at it, either.

you can make staff changes if you want, but have the starting point is all staff and roster are equal to the current staff and roster.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Benja on September 19, 2013, 11:16:52 AM
Of course. Im not as good at molding young men and teaching life lessons through athletic defeats though  :frown:
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:22:55 AM
Don't know. How far will 50 QB draws a game with Sams get me? That's the real question.

I don't think it would get you very far. I would line #Life up in a lot of I formation and run a lot of option. I would also throw a lot of deep balls to Lockett and Thompson, as well as finding Gronk and McDonald in the seams and flats.

Once I get up by about 30 (about halftime), I put in Waters to get quality reps. I probably don't throw too many balls with him, though, because I want to show good sportsmanship.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: MadCat on September 19, 2013, 11:24:36 AM
Yes. None of the games would have been within 30 points. I don't think I would be a very good recruiter, though. Next year would probably be pretty rough.
You don't need to be.  Just hire a good recruiter.

steve dave said the rest of the staff remains the same, though, and those guys aren't very good at it, either.

you can make staff changes if you want, but have the starting point is all staff and roster are equal to the current staff and roster.

It might put you behind the 8-ball in recruiting, but I would probably just recycle a bunch of quotes from Weis and probably end up with a better class anyway.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Hey could you out coach an old fart with dementia and such thin skin that he has to wear a jacket in 90 degree weather??? Pretty stupid question, mr. dave. No offense.


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Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: dlineguyz on September 19, 2013, 11:28:28 AM
yes and here are the original dlineguys adjustments
1. sams starts ( obv)
2. burton in for toe miller
3. 2 te zone reads all day long
4. d rob getting an actual chance to truck people/splitting carries with "i need a great oline and qb" hubes.
5. hood starts in front of shaq
6. willis plays more ( rotates with bryant)
7. mueller gonna mueller - no change obv.
8. will davis in for truman
9. moore in for tre (still in charge of the brick) walker
10. morgan burns plays more on d.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: CNS on September 19, 2013, 11:30:42 AM
Guys, I voted no because I would have been suspended very early on this past summer for throwing abnormally large amts of cash around to recruits and players without care of repercussions.  The NCAA would right now be telling the media that they will eventually investigate if they could get anyone to come forward, but tuck nation would have John Curried me and Sean would be running this joint.  0-3. 
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Gooch on September 19, 2013, 11:30:50 AM
yes and here are the original dlineguys adjustments
1. sams starts ( obv)
2. burton in for toe miller
3. 2 te zone reads all day long
4. d rob getting an actual chance to truck people/splitting carries with "i need a great oline and qb" hubes.
5. hood starts in front of shaq
6. willis plays more ( rotates with bryant)
7. mueller gonna mueller - no change obv.
8. will davis in for truman
9. moore in for tre (still in charge of the brick) walker
10. morgan burns plays more on d.

This made me giggle.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: MadCat on September 19, 2013, 11:31:22 AM
Would hire dlineguyz as my defensive coordinator.  Possibly offensive coordinator too.  Could save some big $$$ that way.  Man, I'm good at coaching.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: sys on September 19, 2013, 11:32:03 AM
i answered no.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 11:37:55 AM
i answered no.   :gocho:

what if you tried to win tho?
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 19, 2013, 11:38:21 AM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:39:37 AM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.

I hope he makes the changes we are all asking for and we start blowing everybody out, making us look smart.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 19, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.

I hope he makes the changes we are all asking for and we start blowing everybody out, making us look smart.

what changes? madcat as head coach? get a life you morons.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:45:39 AM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.

I hope he makes the changes we are all asking for and we start blowing everybody out, making us look smart.

what changes? madcat as head coach? get a life you morons.

yes and here are the original dlineguys adjustments
1. sams starts ( obv)
2. burton in for toe miller
3. 2 te zone reads all day long
4. d rob getting an actual chance to truck people/splitting carries with "i need a great oline and qb" hubes.
5. hood starts in front of shaq
6. willis plays more ( rotates with bryant)
7. mueller gonna mueller - no change obv.
8. will davis in for truman
9. moore in for tre (still in charge of the brick) walker
10. morgan burns plays more on d.

Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: CNS on September 19, 2013, 11:46:22 AM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.

I hope he makes the changes we are all asking for and we start blowing everybody out, making us look smart.

what changes? madcat as head coach? get a life you morons.

I would be perfectly willing to be a cash mule/guy who makes other ppls dreams come true as long as they sign with KSU and the cash is provided to me for distribution.  This change should be made immediately.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 19, 2013, 11:47:02 AM
There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: michigancat on September 19, 2013, 11:50:46 AM
There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.

fanningbot post

I definitely would be 3-0. No question.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: theKSU on September 19, 2013, 11:52:06 AM
The poll results would be the same at every school/NFL city. The answer is always putting in the backup QB. If you listen to KC talk radio, you'd know Ricky Stanzi would have gone 13-3 last year with the Chiefs.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: CNS on September 19, 2013, 11:53:39 AM
Another reason I voted no:

Every game I see coaches wearing those headsets and I always think how hot they would make that part of my head an my ear and how I hate it when my head or ears are hot and have a hard time concentrating with uncomfy hot head or ears and would be completely unable to function.

Also, I would want everyone to just shut the hell up and let me think.  Think of the headaches these guys have when they end the game.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
The poll results would be the same at every school/NFL city. The answer is always putting in the backup QB. If you listen to KC talk radio, you'd know Ricky Stanzi would have gone 13-3 last year with the Chiefs.

Ricki Stanzi is a garbage QB and those people are morons. Sams is clearly better than Waters. He's the most exciting player in the Big 12. Plus, we haven't even played a team that is remotely as talented across the board as we are. I think I could be 3-0 even without Sams.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Trim on September 19, 2013, 11:57:00 AM
Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: CNS on September 19, 2013, 11:57:48 AM
Another reason I voted no:

I hate working on the weekends.  Like hate it. 
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: theKSU on September 19, 2013, 11:59:29 AM
Sams isn't the backup, Bill said so. He's 1A on the depth chart.  :billdance:
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 11:59:56 AM
Another reason I voted no:

I hate working on the weekends.  Like hate it.

If I were coaching the KSU Cats, I would never want to go home.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: MadCat on September 19, 2013, 12:04:39 PM
Quote from: Source: A++
MadCat would make a terrible head coach, but the Kansas State football would be 3-0 thus far this year under his direction!

These quotes don't write themselves, folks.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: pissclams on September 19, 2013, 12:16:18 PM
Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

i would be 3-0, no doubt.  and i don't understand anything about football.  the real issue here is LHC Bill Snyder's dementia.  in reality, anyone can outcoach someone w/ dementia.

as it relates to the coach's show, i would model mine after sam rothstein's show "Aces High" from the movie casino. featuring the Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and the Sam Rothstein dancers.  i would get rid of wyatt and see if Trudy (also from Aces High) is available.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Winters on September 19, 2013, 12:20:55 PM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.
I think this is more about the first 3 games and not the whole season. I could be wrong tho.  :dunno:

Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: timhawk on September 19, 2013, 12:21:16 PM
Don't know. How far will 50 QB draws a game with Sams get me? That's the real question.

probably get you looking for a replacement for an injuried QB
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: pissclams on September 19, 2013, 12:22:02 PM
Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

i would be 3-0, no doubt.  and i don't understand anything about football.  the real issue here is LHC Bill Snyder's dementia.  in reality, anyone can outcoach someone w/ dementia.

as it relates to the coach's show, i would model mine after sam rothstein's show "Aces High" from the movie casino. featuring the Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and the Sam Rothstein dancers.  i would get rid of wyatt and see if Trudy (also from Aces High) is available.

frankie avalon?  you bet.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Trim on September 19, 2013, 12:24:04 PM
Yes, and the TV show w/Wyatt would be way cooler too.

i would be 3-0, no doubt.  and i don't understand anything about football.  the real issue here is LHC Bill Snyder's dementia.  in reality, anyone can outcoach someone w/ dementia.

as it relates to the coach's show, i would model mine after sam rothstein's show "Aces High" from the movie casino. featuring the Sasha Semenoff Orchestra and the Sam Rothstein dancers.  i would get rid of wyatt and see if Trudy (also from Aces High) is available.

frankie avalon?  you bet.

Wow, I may just focus on the coaching and delegate the TV stuff to new DOTVO 'clams.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Functianalyst on September 19, 2013, 12:34:45 PM
K-State in my mind is still a contender for the Big XII championship this year.  With that said, I think everyone is looking at NDSU as being weaker because they are a FCS school.  People fail to remember they are the reigning back-to-back national champs and a Div I school as well.  I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener, especially if their opponent overlooked them as it appeared the Wildcats did.

Which brings me to my point KSU has some wrinkles to iron out, but no different than any Big XII team I have seen so far.  There is no one hitting on all cylinders in this league as of yet.  Those that appear to be playing well (cough: Baylor), have not been tested.  TCU, UT and KSU have a rockier start only because they have lost at least one game.  Overlook UT in Austin this weekend and KSU will undoubtedly be 2-2 and 0-1 in conference.  Play smart by minimizing turnovers and adapting to what KSU gives (Sams or Waters), KSU wins in Austin. 

But to answer the question, "No" I don't think I could have them at 3-0 because NDSU is far better than FBS schools given them credit and they will undoubtedly win another national championship.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Pett on September 19, 2013, 12:37:48 PM
5. hood starts in front of shaq
Got ran over for ten yards by that QB tho
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 12:38:16 PM
I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener

get off my message board
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Skipper44 on September 19, 2013, 12:50:09 PM
I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener

get off my message board
to be fair, they would beat at least a few Big 12 teams if they also played the backup QB the whole game.

I would say NDSU beats the following teams backup QB

ISU - NDSU prolly beats them irregardless of QB
WVU  - had a tough go with fellow D2 James Madison
UT - Case is pretty horrible

Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: OK_Cat on September 19, 2013, 12:55:23 PM
K-State in my mind is still a contender for the Big XII championship this year.  With that said, I think everyone is looking at NDSU as being weaker because they are a FCS school.  People fail to remember they are the reigning back-to-back national champs and a Div I school as well.  I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener, especially if their opponent overlooked them as it appeared the Wildcats did.

Which brings me to my point KSU has some wrinkles to iron out, but no different than any Big XII team I have seen so far.  There is no one hitting on all cylinders in this league as of yet.  Those that appear to be playing well (cough: Baylor), have not been tested.  TCU, UT and KSU have a rockier start only because they have lost at least one game.  Overlook UT in Austin this weekend and KSU will undoubtedly be 2-2 and 0-1 in conference.  Play smart by minimizing turnovers and adapting to what KSU gives (Sams or Waters), KSU wins in Austin. 

But to answer the question, "No" I don't think I could have them at 3-0 because NDSU is far better than FBS schools given them credit and they will undoubtedly win another national championship.

you would be 0-3 because you are stupid.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 19, 2013, 12:56:43 PM
I think they could have beaten most if not any Big XII school in their opener

get off my message board

 :lol:
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: CNS on September 19, 2013, 12:57:50 PM
Another reason I voted no:

I laughed my ass off every time I read about an FBS school beating us before the first game.  Literally gave it no thought other than to LOL at the idea of them beating us.  How would I play against them?  No clue, who cares, FBS, LOL, etc.  Then, once we were in the game and it became obvs that they were playing well against us, I would continue to LOL and resort to my fall back of NFL Blitz play calling.  Big throws.  All linemen declared eligible for receiving. No huddle.  Mike Leach meets Chip Kelly meets Chris Brown(singer with multiple Lambos) meets Dion Sanders.


On a more general note:  I would require my team to end all huddles with an 11 player jumping high fives and a bunch of fake superman shirt ripping off and "Yeah Boy"ing and "Booya"'ing as the youngsters approached the line. 

Also, Mandatory uppers and steroids for everyone, coaches included.

Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: michigancat on September 19, 2013, 01:00:27 PM
The poll results would be the same at every school/NFL city. The answer is always putting in the backup QB. If you listen to KC talk radio, you'd know Ricky Stanzi would have gone 13-3 last year with the Chiefs.

I don't think I would have done better the last two seasons. (would have done better in 2010, though).
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: dlineguyz on September 19, 2013, 01:00:55 PM
5. hood starts in front of shaq
Got ran over for ten yards by that QB tho

forgot about that- of course he was "injured" after the play but i would just rather play a freshman than a senior when there is no noticable difference. Too bad bill's gonna  bill and play the senior who has developed more intristic values.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 19, 2013, 01:13:33 PM
doubtful. I'm not very good at these things.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: SwiftCat on September 19, 2013, 01:16:25 PM
No way. Being a coach is hard.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 19, 2013, 01:17:50 PM
i really hope snyder makes the whole lot of you clowns look like really stupid clowns by the end of the year and not just the normal clowns that you already are. i mean like really dumb clowns that are drooling and have poop stains on their clown get up and things of that nature.
I think this is more about the first 3 games and not the whole season. I could be wrong tho.  :dunno:

sometimes you have to take a step back to take three steps forward, but given that half this board (yourself included) is still in diapers i wouldn't expect them to understand that. rack me! daris out! badoooom, boom booom, booom booom boooom boooom boooom.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 01:21:47 PM
There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.

Well, yeah, you wouldn't be 3-0. You were team Waters.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 19, 2013, 01:31:14 PM
3-0, no rough ridin' doubt.

Would only need to do one thing. Play S4ms every god damn snap, while running the play clock under 5 seconds every down. We'll hold the ball for 32-38 minutes every game, score every possession, and keep our shitty ass D off the field as much as possible. Blow outs.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 19, 2013, 01:33:34 PM
seriously though, it's like some of you little twerps loved the foot(long)ball chili cheese coneys of last year and ate them up one after the other after the other but now you are in the hotdog factory watching the hotdogs being made and some guy just got his arm taken off by the rendering machine thingy or whatever and now you've decided that maybe you could make your own chili cheese coney at home with things in your cupboards and have it come out just as tastey. guess what dorks? you only have a box of kroger mac n cheese, half a bag of funyons and peanut butter. now would the funyons taste great? sure. but you'd go through that bag in five minutes and be left w/ peanut butter w/ no bread and mac n cheese with no butter, milk or electricity to boil water. meanwhile the factory down the street has cleaned up the machines, put the armless guy on paid leave and are putting out coneys again to the tune of 30 per minute. hungry? yep. have fun licking the peanut butter off your fingers because guess what? yeah that's right. all your dishes are dirty. but of course they are that's what she said.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
I really hope Bill starts winning games and proves you wrong, rick.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Shooter Jones on September 19, 2013, 01:36:57 PM
until...

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Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Brock Landers on September 19, 2013, 01:38:24 PM
I bet some of you dumbasses believe you could land an airplane better than a real pilot just because you fly a lot.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: massofcatfan on September 19, 2013, 01:39:27 PM
I would have coached them to a loss in game one in order to motivate team to conclude every future game with a 
:emawkid: :emawkid: :emawkid: WILDCAT VICTORY :emawkid: :emawkid: :emawkid:
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 01:41:05 PM
I mean, I could have just told Dana to call the game with specific instructions to play Sams the entire time, and then gone and taken a 3 hour nap during each game, and we would be 3-0. I do think Bill will get better and there is a pretty good chance he will have better results the rest of the way than I could.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 19, 2013, 01:41:37 PM
whaaaaaa, whaaaaa, whaaaaaa. booohoooohoooo. they killed some pigs and i don't like hotdogs now. whaaaaaaa!  :bawl:
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 19, 2013, 01:56:15 PM
I mean, I could have just told Dana to call the game with specific instructions to play Sams the entire time, and then gone and taken a 3 hour nap during each game, and we would be 3-0. I do think Bill will get better and there is a pretty good chance he will have better results the rest of the way than I could.

Yep, I would just tell the assistant coaches to do their thing with practices during the week and calling the game on the weekends, but I would start Moore/Truman/Davis/Burns/Life. We would be 3-0. Also, I would let the kids pick all the pre-game music so they would get superpumped and stuff. Tucks wouldn't like it, but they would like winning football games, so it would all even out.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Pete on September 19, 2013, 02:01:44 PM
I would have had the entire staff in the big conference room two hours before the game, and had them do trust-falls into each others' arms for 45 minutes.  We would then have a bio break for 5.  We'd then reconvene and break into teams of three and assemble children's bicycles (which we would later donate to MHS BBBS).  We'd do this right up until game time, allowing for a 5 minute standing-only debrief meeting (focusing on what worked well, and improvement opportunities).

Then, we would win the game.


I would do this over and over each week.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 02:04:50 PM
some people are slow to understand that the hotdogs are no longer kosher. they can't taste the beta-amyloid buildup(probably because they overcook the sausages on their fancy propane grills).
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: SEK_EMAW on September 19, 2013, 02:07:04 PM
We would be 3-0,  ESPN would be calling Sams, Danny Football, and you guys would be watching the Vanier 2.0 web cams right now.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Pete on September 19, 2013, 02:15:54 PM
During the week, I would have Kenny Lannou carefully observe each coach and support staff member and note something "positive" that each contributed or performed that week.

I would have Kenny and his staff inscribe these on 3x5 note cards and deliver them to me the day before the game.


I would then hand deliver the cards to each assistant coach and staff member.  I would call them my "Gotcha Cards," as in I "gotcha" doing something well. 
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: pissclams on September 19, 2013, 03:10:02 PM
oh boy.  i love the Gotcha Cards idea.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: pvegs on September 19, 2013, 03:13:49 PM
yes and here are the original dlineguys adjustments
1. sams starts ( obv)
2. burton in for toe miller
3. 2 te zone reads all day long
4. d rob getting an actual chance to truck people/splitting carries with "i need a great oline and qb" hubes.
5. hood starts in front of shaq
6. willis plays more ( rotates with bryant)
7. mueller gonna mueller - no change obv.
8. will davis in for truman
9. moore in for tre (still in charge of the brick) walker
10. morgan burns plays more on d.

Underrated post.  Pretty much nails every change we've discussed and would improve the team vastly.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: MadCat on September 19, 2013, 04:28:08 PM
I would have big ass poster boards to pretend to call in plays but really each play will be "Sams, run whatever you and your friends want to".
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Functianalyst on September 21, 2013, 10:41:23 AM
you would be 0-3 because you are stupid.
If you did not notice Gameday is not being hosted in Manhattan today or any other school in the Big XII, they’re in Fargo North Dakota.  Only a homer would be as pretentious to believe that NDSU is not a good team.  The rest of the nation knows that which is why they are considered better than over half the FBS teams this year.  So whose STUPID?
get off my message board
Good idea.   So I will conclude by saying that Texas has their reasons for being motivated to beat K-State tonight.  But K-State has a target on their back the remainder of the season.   I guarantee before each game they play,  opponent’s will be motivated not to lose to a team that was beaten on their home field by a FCS school, no matter if that team is about to 3-peat as national champions.  K-State’s biggest fans for the remainder of this season will be the state of North Dakota and many other FCS schools. 
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: ben ji on September 21, 2013, 10:53:00 AM
yes and here are the original dlineguys adjustments
1. sams starts ( obv)
2. burton in for toe miller
3. 2 te zone reads all day long
4. d rob getting an actual chance to truck people/splitting carries with "i need a great oline and qb" hubes.
5. hood starts in front of shaq
6. willis plays more ( rotates with bryant)
7. mueller gonna mueller - no change obv.
8. will davis in for truman
9. moore in for tre (still in charge of the brick) walker
10. morgan burns plays more on d.

Underrated post.  Pretty much nails every change we've discussed and would improve the team vastly.

We should just go ahead and promote Dlineguyz to HC and call it a day.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: hemmy on September 21, 2013, 12:46:23 PM
you would be 0-3 because you are stupid.
If you did not notice Gameday is not being hosted in Manhattan today or any other school in the Big XII, they’re in Fargo North Dakota.  Only a homer would be as pretentious to believe that NDSU is not a good team.  The rest of the nation knows that which is why they are considered better than over half the FBS teams this year.  So whose STUPID?
get off my message board
Good idea.   So I will conclude by saying that Texas has their reasons for being motivated to beat K-State tonight.  But K-State has a target on their back the remainder of the season.   I guarantee before each game they play,  opponent’s will be motivated not to lose to a team that was beaten on their home field by a FCS school, no matter if that team is about to 3-peat as national champions.  K-State’s biggest fans for the remainder of this season will be the state of North Dakota and many other FCS schools. 


Being better than half of the FBS doesn't make you a good team.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Functianalyst on September 21, 2013, 02:19:36 PM
There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.
I bet some of you dumbasses believe you could land an airplane better than a real pilot just because you fly a lot.
I am glad there are at least some realists on this forum.  You people playing fantasy football and pretending you could coach better can me show me your resumes.  Otherwise, you’re a bunch of armchair coaching wannabes.  It wasn’t that long ago before LHC LHC Bill Snyder came to K-State that the school was given the moniker “Futility U- America's Most Hapless Team” because your cumulated record was 299-510.   
Coach Snyder has one half the number of games during his tenure than the school had won in 93 years.  In 2011 K-State was expected to finish 8th in the conference, they finished 2nd.  Last year K-State was expected to finish no higher than 6th, they won the conference championship.

You people act like blue chip players are knocking down the door to play in Manhattan.  I bet you no coach in the league would claim they could have done more with this program than Coach Snyder.  Oh I think they did, by honoring him as Coach of the Year. What a delusional thread.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2013, 02:21:03 PM
There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.
I bet some of you dumbasses believe you could land an airplane better than a real pilot just because you fly a lot.
I am glad there are at least some realists on this forum.  You people playing fantasy football and pretending you could coach better can me show me your resumes.  Otherwise, you’re a bunch of armchair coaching wannabes.  It wasn’t that long ago before LHC LHC Bill Snyder came to K-State that the school was given the moniker “Futility U- America's Most Hapless Team” because your cumulated record was 299-510.   
Coach Snyder has one half the number of games during his tenure than the school had won in 93 years.  In 2011 K-State was expected to finish 8th in the conference, they finished 2nd.  Last year K-State was expected to finish no higher than 6th, they won the conference championship.

You people act like blue chip players are knocking down the door to play in Manhattan.  I bet you no coach in the league would claim they could have done more with this program than Coach Snyder.  Oh I think they did, by honoring him as Coach of the Year. What a delusional thread.

Nobody has ever called us Futility U, dumbass
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: ELL3 on September 21, 2013, 02:45:35 PM
Of course. Im not as good at molding young men and teaching life lessons through athletic defeats though  :frown:

And not going to a bowl game will be a good lesson for these youngsters
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Functianalyst on September 21, 2013, 03:34:50 PM
There should be a lot more No's. there's a lot of dumbasses on this board. Fwiw, I voted no.
I bet some of you dumbasses believe you could land an airplane better than a real pilot just because you fly a lot.
I am glad there are at least some realists on this forum.  You people playing fantasy football and pretending you could coach better can me show me your resumes.  Otherwise, you’re a bunch of armchair coaching wannabes.  It wasn’t that long ago before LHC LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder came to K-State that the school was given the moniker “Futility U- America's Most Hapless Team” because your cumulated record was 299-510.   
Coach Snyder has one half the number of games during his tenure than the school had won in 93 years.  In 2011 K-State was expected to finish 8th in the conference, they finished 2nd.  Last year K-State was expected to finish no higher than 6th, they won the conference championship.

You people act like blue chip players are knocking down the door to play in Manhattan.  I bet you no coach in the league would claim they could have done more with this program than Coach Snyder.  Oh I think they did, by honoring him as Coach of the Year. What a delusional thread.

Nobody has ever called us Futility U, dumbass

Google the term then take your meds.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Trim on September 21, 2013, 03:55:21 PM
If that Futility U article was real, and Functianalyst was coach, he'd make KSU back to futility.

Meanwhile HCTR is leading the Cats to 4-0 today.  Don't forget to tune in Sunday night to Cats High starring pissclams.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Functianalyst on September 21, 2013, 04:04:30 PM
If that Futility U article was real, and Functianalyst was coach, he'd make KSU back to futility.

Meanwhile HCTR is leading the Cats to 4-0 today.  Don't forget to tune in Sunday night to Cats High starring pissclams.
Do you people like rewriting history?  Next thing you will be claiming is that K-State did not have the record prior to Snyder.  Some of us were following KSU football long before Coach Snyder got there, which is why the absurdity of this thread.
Title: Re: Would You Personally Have Coached K-State To A 3-0 Start To This Season?
Post by: Trim on September 21, 2013, 04:14:28 PM
If that Futility U article was real, and Functianalyst was coach, he'd make KSU back to futility.

Meanwhile HCTR is leading the Cats to 4-0 today.  Don't forget to tune in Sunday night to Cats High starring pissclams.
Do you people like rewriting history?  Next thing you will be claiming is that K-State did not have the record prior to Snyder.  Some of us were following KSU football long before Coach Snyder got there, which is why the absurdity of this thread.

I'm making history. 4-0.