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Title: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2013, 01:42:25 PM
hey fellas, clams here again with my weekly edition of Thursday's Howevers where i do my breakdown of the upcoming game using little factoids from around the web.  i call it- Thursday's Howevers. 

mike wegzyn has a passer rating of 85.1, 13th in mid-american confy
however
stacey bedell is the 7th rated rusher in the mid-american confy

 :confused:

tajae sharpe is the 18th ranked wr in the mid-american confy
however
colter johnson is 6th in punting yards in the mid-american confy

 :Lurk:

umass has not recorded a qb sack this season
however
blake lucas has not made a FG this season

 :confused:

umass lost 45-0 against wisconsin
however
umass only lost by 10 pts to maine

 :Secrets:

well, that's it for this week's Thursday's Howevers.

my analysis says take the cats, i think we win this one. you can tell because the thread symbol is a thumbs up.   thanks fellas, go ksu.  talk to you on the FLIPSIDE (http://craiggieselman.com/portfolio/graphic/images/flipside.png).
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 12, 2013, 01:45:58 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Winters on September 12, 2013, 01:46:49 PM
UMASS seems pretty scrappy. I hope the cats can match their toughness.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 12, 2013, 01:47:02 PM
This is spot-on analysis. I look forward to next week's. We are so blessed to have access to a great sports mind like pissclams.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 12, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: kslim on September 12, 2013, 01:49:12 PM
nice write up. i now actually know something about the 60 second men
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 12, 2013, 01:50:20 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.

He's psychic.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2013, 01:51:16 PM
Best edition of Thursday's Howevers yet.  Keep up the good work :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: HerrSonntag on September 12, 2013, 01:51:28 PM
60mm thinks people outside of Massachusetts are closed minded and biggoted
however
60mm lacks a thoughrough understanding of history or geography and says stupid things like calling Kansas part of the Old South
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 12, 2013, 01:51:46 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.

It just makes sense that Thursday's Howevers would be posted on a Thursday. I guess that's how I knew.



Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 12, 2013, 01:53:10 PM
See, I have no idea what or who 60mm is. That's what makes pissclams so good at this. He would never post some obscure crap like that.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2013, 01:57:16 PM
UMASS seems pretty scrappy. I hope the cats can match their toughness.

they are very scrappy, i knew you would pick up on that.  you're always reading between the lines Howevers
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: kso_FAN on September 12, 2013, 02:00:01 PM
Is UMass the one where the players went into the empty store and paid for their stuff even though no one was there? Seemed like really good guys.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 12, 2013, 02:01:16 PM
We've established that UMASS is scrappy.

However,

The Wildcats of K-State should be able to handle the pressure.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 12, 2013, 02:01:41 PM
Mike Wegzyn has the same TD:INT ratio as Jake Waters
however
If UMass doesn't improve their average attendance by about 50% this season the NCAA is going to put them on probation
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: 60-minute-men on September 12, 2013, 02:29:27 PM
60mm thinks people outside of Massachusetts are closed minded and biggoted
however
60mm lacks a thoughrough understanding of history or geography and says stupid things like calling Kansas part of the Old South

Cannoncat is closed-minded and bigoted.
however
Kansas is actually not part of the Old South, despite sharing several key similarities, such as bigotry and poor educational systems.

HerrSontag can apparently read
however
HerrSontag lacks a thorough understanding of proper spelling.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on September 12, 2013, 02:35:06 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: 8manpick on September 12, 2013, 02:51:13 PM
Thursday's hangovers are a lot like other hangovers. Sucks for work tho
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 12, 2013, 03:05:09 PM
this is a great thread
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 12, 2013, 03:05:37 PM
this is a great thread
however its pretty shitty also
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Tobias on September 12, 2013, 03:06:52 PM
this is a great thread

one of the clamsiest (in a good way of course)
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 12, 2013, 03:24:15 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: MadCat on September 12, 2013, 03:27:39 PM
ex-bro-in-law went to harvard and he's batshit crazy

fizz buzz
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2013, 03:32:52 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance. good luck to your team.

can i get a However? 
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 12, 2013, 03:34:17 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance. good luck to your team.

can i get a However?

sorry, fixed.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2013, 03:38:20 PM
you're more than welcome to start Thursday's Anyways but i doubt it gains much traction on this board
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 12, 2013, 03:38:30 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance. good luck to your team.

can i get a However?

sorry, fixed.

I don't see a however in there.....  :dubious:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: star seed 7 on September 12, 2013, 04:11:54 PM
you're more than welcome to start Thursday's Anyways but i doubt it gains much traction on this board

anyways seem like a tuesday thing.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: yoEMAW on September 12, 2013, 04:25:07 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.

That is perfectly understandable. It's really no problem at all, and thank you for the well wishes.

However,

eff you tho.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Cannoncat on September 12, 2013, 04:34:04 PM
Mayflower aggies strength is punting? Maybe its because they do it so often cuz they effing suck  :dunno:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: nicname on September 12, 2013, 04:39:42 PM
I always know right after lunch on a Thursday, I can look forward to a Thursday's Howevers.

This really helps me know what to watch for on Saturday.

I'm curious to know how you always knew you could look forward to these, seeing as how this is the first one.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2Fstare.gif&hash=7b11fdf6ab4c0d9d084e80fc3d123d562cf98d7a)
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 12, 2013, 05:13:09 PM
what do you get when you take the s out of scrappy?  that's right, crappy.  they'll be the Univerity of Maachuett when we're done with them.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: DQ12 on September 12, 2013, 05:30:30 PM
love me some nitty gritty thursday howevers.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2013, 05:41:15 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.
-Mods?- Please change to bubbles4umass, TIA
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 12, 2013, 05:43:54 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.
-Mods?- Please change to bubbles4umass, TIA

 :lol:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 12, 2013, 05:48:58 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.
-Mods?- Please change to bubbles4umass, TIA
i'd prefer minutemen4lifebubblesUMASS#paulrevere

however

i'm fine with whatever change(s) -Mods?- deems necessary.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: I_have_purplewood on September 12, 2013, 06:06:37 PM
Clams?  Do you give predicto's by chance?   :whistle1: (ftp://:whistle1:)
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Super PurpleCat on September 12, 2013, 06:50:24 PM
The Minutemen are a real football team.

however

They haven't been the same since D.Boon died.   :cry:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: ChiComCat on September 12, 2013, 07:02:20 PM
my mom is from lexington, mass. and my aunt graduated from UMASS. anyway, i'll be rooting for the minutemen this weekend. thought i should tell you guys that in advance;

HOWEVER

good luck to your team.
-Mods?- Please change to bubbles4umass, TIA
i'd prefer minutemen4lifebubblesUMASS#paulrevere

however

i'm fine with whatever change(s) -Mods?- deems necessary.

You do remind me of a revolutionary war figure

however

that figure is benedict arnold
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: chum1 on September 12, 2013, 07:18:40 PM
All the Thursday Howevers haters are just being haters.  Good statistics, pissclams.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
thanks i am glad you enjoy this weeks Thursday's Howevers.  i've been working this concept for a couple years in draft form, feels good to finally let it drop- i feel like i gave birth.  ;)
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Mr Bread on September 12, 2013, 07:31:10 PM
#stillborn
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Mr Bread on September 12, 2013, 07:51:32 PM
#thedingoateyourbaby
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: AndrewVonLintel on September 12, 2013, 09:22:56 PM
Can we get a Waters Wednesdays? The Spiral Delivery System will probably have 80% completion and tres tds on Saturday and will want to talk about it.   :Wha:

What would Fitz and co. think about exclusive interviews with the future Big Twizzelve Champion QB?    :drool:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 12, 2013, 09:41:34 PM
I wish there were even more Thursday's Howevers,
However,
Next Thursday is right around the corner
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: meow meow on September 12, 2013, 10:17:52 PM
This is why I subscribe to gE premium.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on September 12, 2013, 11:53:23 PM
63rd could be settled for

However

Why would you want to when (wait for it) sixty second is available?
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: _33 on September 13, 2013, 07:00:41 AM
Can we get a Waters Wednesdays? The Spiral Delivery System will probably have 80% completion and tres tds on Saturday and will want to talk about it.   :Wha:

What would Fitz and co. think about exclusive interviews with the future Big Twizzelve Champion QB?    :drool:

Would prefer a Sams Saturday.   :fatty:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 13, 2013, 08:22:28 AM
thursday's howevers has always sat right in the middle between view from the parking lot and peggy po/nancy negs in terms of goEMAW exclusive must reads. this latest edition vaults it up to _fanalysis levels though. great work clams.
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: kst8cat on September 13, 2013, 10:44:24 AM
#stillborn

 :lol:
Title: Re: Thursday's Howevers - Minutemen edition
Post by: Katpappy on September 13, 2013, 11:39:22 PM
#thedingoateyourbaby
#stillborn
I read this thread yesterday and I don't know how I missed these gems...  :ROFL: