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Title: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: The Big Train on August 19, 2013, 01:49:45 PM
Too much #LIFE Waters!
Sams and Waters combine for 8 TD's in first half, eat bison burgers and tailgate entire second half in 77-3 massacre.

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 19, 2013, 01:50:36 PM
I feel like #Life is giving me a hug with his eyes.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 01:59:29 PM
Bye Son!
K-State routs NDSU 55-9; Three skanks arrested for anal bonging vodka in west parking lot
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: puniraptor on August 19, 2013, 02:06:50 PM
One Skank Too Many!

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Bison fall to Wildcats in rout after clear violation of state motto.

Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: deputy dawg on August 19, 2013, 02:08:09 PM
Bye Son!
K-State routs NDSU 55-9; Three skanks arrested for anal bonging vodka in west parking lot

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Brock Landers on August 19, 2013, 02:09:36 PM
I'm just glad the pic was cropped immediately below Waters' jersey.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: MeatGeeKSU on August 19, 2013, 02:17:24 PM
QB Battle continues...

TLBL and Triple T return every Bison punt and kick in 238-0 rout as Sams takes nap and Waters looks adorbz

Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: The Big Train on August 19, 2013, 02:32:45 PM
Put it on ice!
Freak blizzard kills NDSU mascot on way home after 56-0 beatdown.

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: EMAWican on August 19, 2013, 02:50:25 PM
All Lightning and No Thunder

The Thundering Herd tiptoes out of Titletown after drubbing
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 02:54:00 PM
Soy Un Perdedor
"They were simply out of our league" -Beck, Loser
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 02:56:43 PM
Soy Un Perdedor
"They were simply out of our league" -Beck, Loser

 :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 19, 2013, 02:56:58 PM

Wheres theres Waters there is sure to be life
Not to be outdone by Jake Waters 5TD's Daniel Sams nabs himself 6TD's

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: ben ji on August 19, 2013, 02:58:10 PM

Just Like Old Times!
Snyder Whipped into Frothing Rage as Visiting Bison Threaten to Block Railroad reminding him of Winter of '78(1878), Katz win 114-3

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 19, 2013, 03:00:22 PM
Bye Son!
In odd turn of events LHC Bill Snyder kills his son Sean Snyder and curses President Mohammed Morsi saying there is not room for everyone. Praise be to EMAW
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: puniraptor on August 19, 2013, 03:05:33 PM

Just Like Old Times!
Snyder Whipped into Frothing Rage as Visiting Bison Threaten to Block Railroad reminding him of Winter of '78(1878), Katz win 114-3

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 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Bison fan on August 19, 2013, 03:09:56 PM

Just Like Old Times!
Snyder Whipped into Frothing Rage as Visiting Bison Threaten to Block Railroad reminding him of Winter of '78(1878), Katz win 114-3

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I gotta admit that one was pretty damn funny!  :lol:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Frankenklein on August 19, 2013, 03:19:20 PM
                                           WHERE'S THE BEEF
     NDSU BISON BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE IN 70-0 LOSS TO WILDCATS   

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 19, 2013, 03:22:12 PM
FIGHTING ESCALATES IN EGYPT
UNITED NATIONS WEIGHS OPTIONS FOR RESOLUTION

in other news

Kansas State whips NDSU 77-10
Snyder admits first team practiced for UT all week.  Says second teamers played well for 3.5 quarters.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 03:28:42 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: lopakman on August 19, 2013, 03:42:39 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.

Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: EMAWican on August 19, 2013, 03:47:49 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Bison don't bully Cats in catnap in Manhattan
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 03:53:16 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.
'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: The Big Train on August 19, 2013, 04:27:11 PM
Feels like home!
NDSU players liken game to being attacked by mountain lion after 65-0 air attack by Cats

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 19, 2013, 04:30:43 PM
Feels like home!
NDSU players liken game to being attacked by mountain lion sucker punched by drunken hood Travis Beck after 65-0 air attack by Cats

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 19, 2013, 04:34:22 PM
"I'm Not Even Mad Tho"
John Hubert stopped for 2 yard loss on last play, finishes with 298 yards rushing, 5 TD's; Cats stampede the Herd 44-0.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: lopakman on August 19, 2013, 04:34:49 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.
'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor


That was humor?
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: GoodForAnother on August 19, 2013, 04:38:38 PM
Sams throws for 3 TDs, runs for 4 more in 96-0 K-State win
Seeing writing on wall, Waters tames female bison fan, rides off into the wilderness to live off the land

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Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Spracne on August 19, 2013, 04:39:17 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.
'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor


That was humor?

"Cats Buffalo Bison"  - I'm sure I'm not the only one who found it punny  :dunno:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: EMAWzified on August 19, 2013, 04:42:23 PM
What day is it?
Hump day as Cats slaughter Bison
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: MadCat on August 19, 2013, 05:07:03 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.
'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor


That was humor?

"Cats Buffalo Bison"  - I'm sure I'm not the only one who found it punny  :dunno:
I get it.
Title: Re: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: 8manpick on August 19, 2013, 05:17:51 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.
'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor


That was humor?

"Cats Buffalo Bison"  - I'm sure I'm not the only one who found it punny  :dunno:

Your assessment was correct spracne
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Winters on August 19, 2013, 05:25:28 PM
1-2-3 skanks you're out!
K-State debuts the new WSC with blowout win
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Daniel Sams throws 4 TD's to himself in the 37-6 victory
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on August 19, 2013, 05:32:36 PM
Cats Buffalo Bison!
Cats Nap in First Half, Still Power Past Puds.

Fans of pud schools who lose to other pud schools by a score of 6-3 should not be calling said school puds.
'Cats Fan Reads the Poster, Not the Post
Misses Opportunity to Enjoy Good Humor


That was humor?

"Cats Buffalo Bison"  - I'm sure I'm not the only one who found it punny  :dunno:
It was a very good post.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Jackstack99EMAW on August 19, 2013, 05:38:08 PM
1-2-3 skanks you're out!
K-State debuts the new WSC with blowout win
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Daniel Sams throws 4 TD's to himself in the 37-6 victory
Bad post, underestimation of the number of Sams to #LIFE TDs.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: AbeFroman on August 19, 2013, 05:49:31 PM
Rough Waters
Waters throws for 2 TDs, 2 INT as Cats escape with 28-24 victory
No time table on Sams return


 :frown:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 19, 2013, 08:47:16 PM
Rough Waters
Waters throws for 2 TDs, 2 INT as Cats escape with 28-24 victory
No time table on Sams return


 :frown:

Looks like somebody is working an angle for a shot at bangin a couple of the skanks...

 :fatty:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: scottwildcat on August 19, 2013, 09:31:34 PM
Rough Waters
Waters throws for 2 TDs, 2 INT as Cats escape with 28-24 victory
No time table on Sams return


 :frown:

:frown:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: XocolateThundarr on August 19, 2013, 09:40:51 PM
Rough Waters
Waters throws for 2 TDs, 2 INT as Cats escape with 28-24 victory
No time table on Sams return


 :frown:

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Katpappy on August 19, 2013, 09:56:43 PM
Rough Waters
Waters throws for 2 TDs, 2 INT as Cats escape with 28-24 victory
No time table on Sams return


 :frown:
Squawk outed?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: puniraptor on August 19, 2013, 10:07:55 PM
Put to Pasture!

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After crushing defeat, travelling NDSU fans who are surprisingly actually bison opt for the succulent native grasses of the flint hills.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 19, 2013, 10:16:16 PM
Bakken That Ass up
Cats DRILL Bison 56-3
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 19, 2013, 10:22:10 PM
Wildcats Pow! Wow!, Sends NDSUSU Back to its Indian Reservation
Not even paoti can heal K-State's 67-0 Andrew Jacksoning of Bison
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: lakesbison on August 19, 2013, 11:01:15 PM
NDSU whips the pussy cat's ass!  27-13

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10,000 sisters get impregnated by their drunken brothers in west manhattan.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: bones129 on August 19, 2013, 11:07:16 PM
NDSU whips the pussy cat's ass!  27-13

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10,000 sisters get impregnated by their drunken brothers in west manhattan.

Lakes, you're better (I think, maybe I'm wrong) than to project your own state's incest problems on us. Mass incest won't happen here any more than a Bison win will.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: MeatGeeKSU on August 19, 2013, 11:07:47 PM
NDSU whips the pussy cat's ass!  27-13

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10,000 sisters get impregnated by their drunken brothers in west manhattan.

 :dubious: There's not even 10,000 people in Ogden, let alone 20,000.
Title: Re: Headlines- NDSU edition
Post by: bones129 on August 19, 2013, 11:10:19 PM
NDSU whips the pussy cat's ass!  27-13

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10,000 sisters get impregnated by their drunken brothers in west manhattan.

 :dubious: There's not even 10,000 people in Ogden, let alone 20,000.

 :lol: :lol: