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Title: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:10:33 AM
Hey guise,

I didn't see a thread about the preseason polls, but I just wanted you guys to know that TCU will finish the season much higher than our #20 coaches poll ranking.  Big IIX championship here we come.

PS.  It's ok for you guys to join the bandwagon.  I won't tell anyone.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: steve dave on August 05, 2013, 09:12:28 AM
gary patterson is amazing on twitter
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: KITNfury on August 05, 2013, 09:14:54 AM
Big 12 football clap—clap—clap-clap-clap
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:17:51 AM
gary patterson is amazing on twitter

GMFP is amazing at everything.  Being fat, coaching football, handling alcoholic/drug addict players, and coaching football.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: LickNeckey on August 05, 2013, 09:18:32 AM
Hi Friend!!!

winning a conference home game would go a long way towards making your predicto happen.

BEST OF LUCK!!!!
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:18:48 AM
Big 12 football clap—clap—clap-clap-clap

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:19:57 AM
Hi Friend!!!

winning a conference home game would go a long way towards making your predicto happen.

BEST OF LUCK!!!!

I don't think that will be an issue this year.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Super PurpleCat on August 05, 2013, 09:20:04 AM
Howdy.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:23:34 AM
Howdy.

Well, hello
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 05, 2013, 09:25:56 AM
you guys should be pretty darn good.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: slobber on August 05, 2013, 09:26:04 AM
Hi. I like your determination. Best of luck at winning this year.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 05, 2013, 09:26:15 AM
I'd be cool with KSU 12-0 TCU 11-1
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: steve dave on August 05, 2013, 09:27:24 AM
gary patterson is amazing on twitter

GMFP is amazing at everything.  Being fat, coaching football, handling alcoholic/drug addict players, and coaching football.

and twitter
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:27:34 AM
I'd be cool with KSU 12-0 TCU 11-1

You are going to be disappointed then. 
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:28:58 AM
you guys should be pretty darn good.

Yes, we should be.  I think Paschall lights it up this year (passing wise, not joints).
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: LickNeckey on August 05, 2013, 09:29:40 AM
Hi Friend!!!

winning a conference home game would go a long way towards making your predicto happen.

BEST OF LUCK!!!!

I don't think that will be an issue this year.

IKR!!!

but i wouldn't have thought it would be a problem last year either. :dunno:

BEST OF LUCK PURPLE BRETHEREN!!!
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: yoman on August 05, 2013, 09:29:53 AM
Does this mean that American Standard will be back soon?!  :excited:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 05, 2013, 09:30:40 AM
I'd be cool with KSU 12-0 TCU 11-1

You are going to be disappointed then.

T's & P's, bruh...

You think you guys are only gonna be 9-3 then, or what?

 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:32:14 AM
Hi Friend!!!

winning a conference home game would go a long way towards making your predicto happen.

BEST OF LUCK!!!!

I don't think that will be an issue this year.

IKR!!!

but i wouldn't have thought it would be a problem last year either. :dunno:

BEST OF LUCK PURPLE BRETHEREN!!!

EYE know.

Seriously though, aside from our men's golf program, our sports department did terrible last year.  Hopefully they have the jitters from the increased profile worked out this year.  I was really pissed at our baseball team.  I knew our football team would have kind of a boom or bust year last season and when Paschall mumped up, I knew anything above .500 was gravy.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:33:03 AM
I'd be cool with KSU 12-0 TCU 11-1

You are going to be disappointed then.

T's & P's, bruh...

You think you guys are only gonna be 9-3 then, or what?

 :kstatriot:

13-0 BCS CHAMPIONS BABY for TCU
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:33:31 AM
Does this mean that American Standard will be back soon?!  :excited:

who is american standard?
Title: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Pete on August 05, 2013, 09:34:46 AM
YOU ARE PURPLE AND WE ARE PUPLE, LIKE BROTHERS!

Did you go to the EMAW vs EMAHF game last year?  It was nuts...you turn to give a high fiver to the guy in purple next to you, and guess what? That mother rough rider is cheering for the other team!  But, you just high five him any way and become best buds forever until the end of the game!

Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 05, 2013, 09:35:01 AM
KSU 13-0 TCU 1-11
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 05, 2013, 09:35:14 AM
Does this mean that American Standard will be back soon?!  :excited:

He did a "drive by" in a thread the other day... can't remember which one, though

I'll text him.  He owes me a bottle of Makers.

 :drool:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:36:25 AM
YOU ARE PURPLE AND WE ARE PUPLE, LIKE BROTHERS!

Did you go to the EMAW vs EMAHF game last year?  It was nuts...you turn to give a high fiver to the guy in purple next to you, and guess what? That mother rough rider is cheering for the other team!  But, you just high five him any way and become best buds forever until the end of the game!

Yes, I was there.  I was quite wasted during that game.  It was a good time though.  K State fans are cool. 
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Havs on August 05, 2013, 09:37:33 AM
Playing Paul Rhoads in my first Big 12 home game would give me jitters too.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 05, 2013, 09:38:36 AM
YOU ARE PURPLE AND WE ARE PUPLE, LIKE BROTHERS!

Did you go to the EMAW vs EMAHF game last year?  It was nuts...you turn to give a high fiver to the guy in purple next to you, and guess what? That mother rough rider is cheering for the other team!  But, you just high five him any way and become best buds forever until the end of the game!

Yes, I was there.  I was quite wasted during that game.  It was a good time though.  K State fans are cool.

Wanna start a gang? Purple teams only and we haze/prank/fight other teams.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:41:37 AM
YOU ARE PURPLE AND WE ARE PUPLE, LIKE BROTHERS!

Did you go to the EMAW vs EMAHF game last year?  It was nuts...you turn to give a high fiver to the guy in purple next to you, and guess what? That mother rough rider is cheering for the other team!  But, you just high five him any way and become best buds forever until the end of the game!

Yes, I was there.  I was quite wasted during that game.  It was a good time though.  K State fans are cool.

Wanna start a gang? Purple teams only and we haze/prank/fight other teams.

I'm down.  Now we just need  to come up with a non-gay name. 
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: pissclams on August 05, 2013, 09:43:28 AM
if we were playing Big 12 Survivor, K-State would create an alliance with TCU (purple bros) and who else? maybe no one else then we could vote everyone else off the island at Tribal Council  ??   :confused:

go cats state :babywillie:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Panjandrum on August 05, 2013, 09:45:21 AM
When I think of TCU, I think of that movie, "The Program", when they had that really awesome drunk QB, and he played on train tracks and stuff.  But then he went to rehab and sucked.

I hope your QB doesn't suck after rehab.  I mean, he probably will, but I hope he doesn't.
Title: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Pete on August 05, 2013, 09:51:37 AM


K State fans are cool.

I completely agree.

The Big 12 is like junior high.  You and WVU were the new kids last year, so you get a short pass on being declared rad or a dweeb.

WVU came in and was a huge bragger about his old junior high and won some friends at first, but later we found out that WVU does not wear deodorant and popped a boner in the shower.

You guys wore cool clothes, and seemed kinda OK. This year we see if your football makes up for really sucky basketball.  You guys are like the kid who kicks ass at dodge ball in P.E., but is otherwise really terrible at sports and got cut from 7th grade basketball (you basically have to be a spaz to get cut from 7th grade basketball btw).

Because I know you want to know, I will tell you.  The cool table at lunch has OU, UT, and KSU sitting at it.  KSU and OU just make fun of UT the whole time and only let UT sit there because their Dad has a lake house with jet skis and four wheelers, and he takes us there all the time.

You guys might (MIGHT), make it to the kinda cool table with KU and OSU this year.  If your basketball AND football doesn't improve, you will be sitting with WVU and ISU with retainers and head gear all over the table and chatting with the janitor.



Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: WildcatNkilt on August 05, 2013, 09:56:15 AM


K State fans are cool.

I completely agree.

The Big 12 is like junior high.  You and WVU were the new kids last year, so you get a short pass on being declared rad or a dweeb.

WVU came in and was a huge bragger about his old junior high and won some friends at first, but later we found out that WVU does not wear deodorant and popped a boner in the shower.

You guys wore cool clothes, and seemed kinda OK. This year we see if your football makes up for really sucky basketball.  You guys are like the kid who kicks ass at dodge ball in P.E., but is otherwise really terrible at sports and got cut from 7th grade basketball (you basically have to be a spaz to get cut from 7th grade basketball btw).

Because I know you want to know, I will tell you.  The cool table at lunch has OU, UT, and KSU sitting at it.  KSU and OU just make fun of UT the whole time and only let UT sit there because their Dad has a lake house with jet skis and four wheelers, and he takes us there all the time.

You guys might (MIGHT), make it to the kinda cool table with KU and OSU this year.  If your basketball AND football doesn't improve, you will be sitting with WVU and ISU with retainers and head gear all over the table and chatting with the janitor.
Pete - I really enjoyed this. 
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Lynchmobrules on August 05, 2013, 09:58:16 AM


K State fans are cool.

I completely agree.

The Big 12 is like junior high.  You and WVU were the new kids last year, so you get a short pass on being declared rad or a dweeb.

WVU came in and was a huge bragger about his old junior high and won some friends at first, but later we found out that WVU does not wear deodorant and popped a boner in the shower.

You guys wore cool clothes, and seemed kinda OK. This year we see if your football makes up for really sucky basketball.  You guys are like the kid who kicks ass at dodge ball in P.E., but is otherwise really terrible at sports and got cut from 7th grade basketball (you basically have to be a spaz to get cut from 7th grade basketball btw).

Because I know you want to know, I will tell you.  The cool table at lunch has OU, UT, and KSU sitting at it.  KSU and OU just make fun of UT the whole time and only let UT sit there because their Dad has a lake house with jet skis and four wheelers, and he takes us there all the time.

You guys might (MIGHT), make it to the kinda cool table with KU and OSU this year.  If your basketball AND football doesn't improve, you will be sitting with WVU and ISU with retainers and head gear all over the table and chatting with the janitor.

Oh my, Pete. Very good. go cats.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 09:58:20 AM
When I think of TCU, I think of that movie, "The Program", when they had that really awesome drunk QB, and he played on train tracks and stuff.  But then he went to rehab and sucked.

I hope your QB doesn't suck after rehab.  I mean, he probably will, but I hope he doesn't.

Paschall will be a beast this year. 
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Panjandrum on August 05, 2013, 10:00:13 AM
When I think of TCU, I think of that movie, "The Program", when they had that really awesome drunk QB, and he played on train tracks and stuff.  But then he went to rehab and sucked.

I hope your QB doesn't suck after rehab.  I mean, he probably will, but I hope he doesn't.

Paschall will be a beast this year.

Some people need the sauce to take the edge off of the pressure, bro.

I mean, again, I hope he does well.  I just won't bet on it.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:00:46 AM


K State fans are cool.

I completely agree.

The Big 12 is like junior high.  You and WVU were the new kids last year, so you get a short pass on being declared rad or a dweeb.

WVU came in and was a huge bragger about his old junior high and won some friends at first, but later we found out that WVU does not wear deodorant and popped a boner in the shower.

You guys wore cool clothes, and seemed kinda OK. This year we see if your football makes up for really sucky basketball.  You guys are like the kid who kicks ass at dodge ball in P.E., but is otherwise really terrible at sports and got cut from 7th grade basketball (you basically have to be a spaz to get cut from 7th grade basketball btw).

Because I know you want to know, I will tell you.  The cool table at lunch has OU, UT, and KSU sitting at it.  KSU and OU just make fun of UT the whole time and only let UT sit there because their Dad has a lake house with jet skis and four wheelers, and he takes us there all the time.

You guys might (MIGHT), make it to the kinda cool table with KU and OSU this year.  If your basketball AND football doesn't improve, you will be sitting with WVU and ISU with retainers and head gear all over the table and chatting with the janitor.

Basketball won't be good for us for at least a few years.  TCU's strong programs have been football, lesbian basketball, track (because we import people from the carribean), and baseball.  We're winning the BCS this year so we will be sitting at the head of the kewl kidz table.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:02:01 AM
When I think of TCU, I think of that movie, "The Program", when they had that really awesome drunk QB, and he played on train tracks and stuff.  But then he went to rehab and sucked.

I hope your QB doesn't suck after rehab.  I mean, he probably will, but I hope he doesn't.

Paschall will be a beast this year.

Some people need the sauce to take the edge off of the pressure, bro.

I mean, again, I hope he does well.  I just won't bet on it.

I'm leveraging that bet.   I cashed in my 401k, all my extra money, took a title loan on one of my cars all to go to vegas and bet that Paschall wins the bcs.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: 'taterblast on August 05, 2013, 10:03:21 AM
this guy seems like a racist
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: slobber on August 05, 2013, 10:07:32 AM
this guy seems like a racist
Agreed. I was kind of nice to him, but now I feel guilty about it.

Pete, you are the best.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: steve dave on August 05, 2013, 10:10:40 AM
this guy seems like a racist

he's going to have to learn that bigotry doesn't fly at the cool kid table. maybe he can get away with that crap with ISU and WVU.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:12:13 AM
this guy seems like a racist

Unpossible.  I hate everyone equally.  It's my world and everyone else just pisses me off.

BTW, I'm a halfy.  Half white half Mexican


PS.  Could you pick up my white robes from the cleaner for me on your way home?  I'll buy a coca cola for you for your troubles.  kthx
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:13:28 AM
this guy seems like a racist
Agreed. I was kind of nice to him, but now I feel guilty about it.

Pete, you are the best.

You should feel guilty for believing lies.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: yoman on August 05, 2013, 10:31:17 AM
this guy seems like a racist

Unpossible.  I hate everyone equally.  It's my world and everyone else just pisses me off.


This is a statement used by most racists.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Unruly on August 05, 2013, 10:39:41 AM
Who knew George Zimmerman was a frog fan?
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:41:20 AM
this guy seems like a racist

Unpossible.  I hate everyone equally.  It's my world and everyone else just pisses me off.


This is a statement used by most racists.

This is a statement used by most mediocre trolls.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:43:43 AM
Who knew George Zimmerman was a frog fan?

meh, being a native Midwesterner, I think texans are pussies for their insistence on carrying guns everywhere.  I mean who doesn't love watching a good fist fight.  AMIRITE? When I go home to KC, I almost always see a few.  Here in texas, almost never.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 05, 2013, 10:43:58 AM
Welcome back lost to K-State in almost everything TCU friend.   :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 05, 2013, 10:44:59 AM
Welcome back lost to K-State in almost everything TCU friend.   :thumbsup:

That won't happen this year.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 05, 2013, 10:46:29 AM
Welcome back lost to K-State in almost everything TCU friend.   :thumbsup:

That won't happen this year.  :thumbsup:

'grats on TCU putting on their big boy pants.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: deputy dawg on August 05, 2013, 11:52:13 AM
'Cats and TCU both beat Coal Aggies last year.

'Cats and TCU both beat the Horns last year.

Both teams use purple as their official color.

K-State won 8 conference games last year, twice as many as TCU's 4 conference wins.


See, 3 similarities, and only 1 difference!
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Pett on August 05, 2013, 11:57:02 AM
I just wanted you guys to know that TCU will finish the season much higher than our #20 coaches poll ranking.  Big IIX championship here we come.

You went 7-6 last year, what makes you think you will be in contention for the Big 12 championship?
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 05, 2013, 12:26:26 PM


K State fans are cool.

I completely agree.

The Big 12 is like junior high.  You and WVU were the new kids last year, so you get a short pass on being declared rad or a dweeb.

WVU came in and was a huge bragger about his old junior high and won some friends at first, but later we found out that WVU does not wear deodorant and popped a boner in the shower.

You guys wore cool clothes, and seemed kinda OK. This year we see if your football makes up for really sucky basketball.  You guys are like the kid who kicks ass at dodge ball in P.E., but is otherwise really terrible at sports and got cut from 7th grade basketball (you basically have to be a spaz to get cut from 7th grade basketball btw).

Because I know you want to know, I will tell you.  The cool table at lunch has OU, UT, and KSU sitting at it.  KSU and OU just make fun of UT the whole time and only let UT sit there because their Dad has a lake house with jet skis and four wheelers, and he takes us there all the time.

You guys might (MIGHT), make it to the kinda cool table with KU and OSU this year.  If your basketball AND football doesn't improve, you will be sitting with WVU and ISU with retainers and head gear all over the table and chatting with the janitor.

Basketball won't be good for us for at least a few years.  TCU's strong programs have been football, lesbian basketball, track (because we import people from the carribean), and baseball.  We're winning the BCS this year so we will be sitting at the head of the kewl kidz table.


Don't be a dumbass.  Nobody from the Big XII is winning the BCS this year.  The conference is too deep and too balanced.

In fact, don't be surprised if the winner(s) have 2 losses.  By the way, you've got too many tough roadies in confy play to have a shot at winning the big bowl shaped trophy...

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Pete on August 05, 2013, 12:42:27 PM
I think it's important to point out to the TCU guys that we do not give a crap about any sports except football and men's basketball, and only care a tiny bit about baseball (read: beer sales).

Let's try and limit our conversation to these things.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: CNS on August 05, 2013, 12:49:36 PM
Guys, I think their BB coach could be pretty good if he didn't have to deal with a bunch of crap players that no other D1 school would even look.

I mean, I think given an average recurring recruiting class of 2.5stars for the next 3-4 yrs, that coach may be able to claw his way up to a solid Doc like production rate.  Not only do I think he could do it, but I really hope he does.

 :crossfingers:
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 05, 2013, 03:23:53 PM
Pete UT said his dad was super pissed about the empty beer cans he found at the lake house. I know OU was in charge of cleanup but I think we need a better plan for the next time we go down there. Also if you see UT tell him we're not friends anymore unless his rich dad buys us like $200 worth of tokens for the arcade. Also, make sure he brings his pre-algebra homework to lunch so I can copy. That numbskull left it in his locker last week.


PS What do you think of TCU's older sister? Maybe we could invite him and his sis over to UT's pool party and she would wear a bikini. I heard from a guy at their old school that she made out with a guy under water for like 15 seconds at a party.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 05, 2013, 03:30:57 PM
Oh good grief. TTU heard about the pool party and wants to come. Remember last time he came over? He farted in the hot tub in front of like 4 girls and thought it was funny. That guy is so creepy man. He will absolutely RUIN my chances with TCU's sister. We have to make sure he doesn't show up man.
Title: Re: Hai guise, I'm back
Post by: EMAWmeister on August 05, 2013, 04:12:21 PM
Why do all of your starters keep quitting?