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Title: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 17, 2013, 11:32:59 AM
5dimes.com has the opening weekend lines up for the big boys vs little league teams now.

Looks like they might be more competitive than we thought.  I figured we'd be favored by at least 30+.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: steve dave on July 17, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
I sold 40 points and have the cats -57.5 which I think is free money
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 17, 2013, 11:58:36 AM
I sold 40 points and have the cats -57.5 which I think is free money

This should be in the new to investing thread IMO
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 17, 2013, 11:59:51 AM
I sold 40 points and have the cats -57.5 which I think is free money

1H or game?

I was thinking about selling it to 41.5 on the 1H line.  I think we call off the dogs in 2H and they get a late score to cut it to 56.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: cas4ksu on July 17, 2013, 12:02:22 PM
just out of curiosity, is 5dimes considered the best online sportsbook?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 17, 2013, 12:13:44 PM
just out of curiosity, is 5dimes considered the best online sportsbook?

Correct.

Best to find a local tho, imho.  (for entertainment purposes only, of course)
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Jackstack99EMAW on July 17, 2013, 12:33:19 PM
IDK, man, NDSU scares me with their Division 3(confirm?) titles.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: KITNfury on July 17, 2013, 12:56:39 PM
IDK, man, NDSU scares me with their Division 3(confirm?) titles.
I'm not sure, but there's no point in trying to differentiate between the "B" and "C" team league.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 17, 2013, 02:21:20 PM
I been with 5dimes for years, they SUCK!

www.betus.com is where I do my thang.

if the line is -17.5    Im going to put $10,000 on NDSU to cover
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 17, 2013, 02:23:21 PM
I been with 5dimes for years, they SUCK!

www.betus.com is where I do my thang.

if the line is -17.5    Im going to put $10,000 on NDSU to cover

LOL, why?

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 17, 2013, 02:31:43 PM
i need some help. should i put $12,000 on my cards at 14% for two months or do i hope that the line stays under 28 and avoid paying interest?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 17, 2013, 02:34:13 PM
I been with 5dimes for years, they SUCK!

www.betus.com is where I do my thang.

if the line is -17.5    Im going to put $10,000 on NDSU to cover

That's just stupid. You should put your $10,000 on the money line, so if NDSU beats the reigning Big 12 Champs, you become a millionaire.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 17, 2013, 02:44:22 PM
looking at 5dimes.com right now. where is the button where i bet my farm?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 17, 2013, 02:51:42 PM
I just mailed in the deed to my farm with the word "CATS" written across the top
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 17, 2013, 02:53:30 PM
I just mailed in the deed to my farm with the word "CATS" written across the top

hmm ok i think ill do that too.

btw, you should probably have written CATS -17.5. they probably will think you just want the money line, which is probably CATS -6billion or something.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: CNS on July 17, 2013, 02:54:44 PM
Guys, we could be playing someone really rough ridin' awful, like the runner up to North Dakota's championship game, and Bill would still make sure we only win by 10. 

This one simply doesn't matter.

 :bill:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 17, 2013, 02:58:35 PM
Guys, we could be playing someone really rough ridin' awful, like the runner up to North Dakota's championship game, and Bill would still make sure we only win by 10. 

This one simply doesn't matter.

 :bill:

You are wrong here. Remember our game against Missouri State last year? Bill tried to keep it close, but he just couldn't stop Sams from running up the score on those losers. Sams will strike early and often, and Waters, who is alternating possessions, will have no choice but to try to do the same if he wants any chance at winning the starting job.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 17, 2013, 03:13:49 PM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 17, 2013, 03:31:03 PM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:

He wasn't running the option against the division 2 school we played last year. He just took the snap and ran right up the gut for 50 yard touchdowns.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 17, 2013, 03:34:40 PM
do you think bill will make them do a full pads on pads practice a couple of hours before the game like he usually does against all the pud non-cons?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 17, 2013, 03:35:09 PM
Only Sams can make Miami look slow. :emawkid:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 17, 2013, 03:36:59 PM
Guys, I think Bill understands that this is going to be the flagship football game for Fox Sports 1. Millions of people are going to watch us on Friday night, and I don't think Bill wants to disappoint them. Look for the Cats to win BIG.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 17, 2013, 04:07:13 PM
I think it's funny that all these Northern Dakotans wanna bet their farms and lakes against the defending Big XII champs in a game played following a dedication ceremony for the brand new castle...

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 17, 2013, 04:10:03 PM
Im pretty sure KState fans are the ones betting their farms.

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Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 17, 2013, 04:10:55 PM
ha ha..  -17.5 is hilarious,  NO FREAKIN WAY NDSU loses by more than 10  no freakin WAY.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: 'taterblast on July 17, 2013, 04:16:02 PM
no freakin way, guys
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 17, 2013, 04:16:48 PM
Lakes you can say eff.

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 17, 2013, 04:17:00 PM
ha ha..  -17.5 is hilarious,  NO FREAKIN WAY NDSU loses by more than 10  no freakin WAY.


Where have we heard this before?

Oh yeah...

From Univ. of Miami, TCU, Texas, Oklahoma State, West Virginia, Texas Tech, etc., etc., etc.

All of which, by the way, would beat NDSU by 10+

 :bill:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 17, 2013, 04:23:47 PM
in a way I'm jealous of some of these ndsu guys.  ignorance is bliss after all and these guys have it in spades.  I just hope bill is nice and lets them score a couple late.  otherwise I think we could see some suicides after this.   :frown:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 17, 2013, 04:26:22 PM
Lakes you can say eff.

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Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: 'taterblast on July 17, 2013, 04:26:55 PM
turn off the filter, dork
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: kslim on July 17, 2013, 04:57:49 PM
No respect  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: kslim on July 17, 2013, 05:00:41 PM
I been with 5dimes for years, they SUCK!

www.betus.com is where I do my thang.

if the line is -17.5    Im going to put $10,000 on NDSU to cover

Posts like this crack me up. Why would you stay with some company for years if they suck?

It's 2013 dork you can venture elsewhere for better options
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 17, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
This reminds me of that one story from the bible "David vs Goliath", except this time Goliath cuts David's head off with a butterknife in one hand and a mai-tai in the other, so I guess it isn't really like David vs Goliath at all.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Pett on July 17, 2013, 09:59:34 PM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 18, 2013, 09:15:35 AM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:

why would they give you all this respect when you basically have all new starters on defense? and doesn't ksu usually struggle in their first game?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 18, 2013, 09:17:13 AM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:

why would they give you all this respect when you basically have all new starters on defense? and doesn't ksu usually struggle in their first game?


We aren't allowed to open the season by playing The Flaw...

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 18, 2013, 09:18:17 AM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:

why would they give you all this respect when you basically have all new starters on defense? and doesn't ksu usually struggle in their first game?

But we are playing a glorified high school team who has hyped this up to be their superbowl.  Once they get hit in the mouth and realize they aren't playing a rummy like Minnesota or Ku they will roll over.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: KITNfury on July 18, 2013, 09:18:35 AM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:

why would they give you all this respect when you basically have all new starters on defense? and doesn't ksu usually struggle in their first game?
No.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: j rake on July 18, 2013, 11:45:22 AM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:

If you think this is bad, wait until you see K-State -6 vs. Louisiana.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Vitojr130 on July 18, 2013, 11:48:52 AM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:

Southern speed, dontchya know!?

ButtBama!  :lol:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: catzacker on July 18, 2013, 12:11:11 PM
We won't cover that.  Not in our opening game.  Even with a 51-9 win over powerhouse Eastern Kentucky, since snyder's return I think the avg MOV in the first game is about 14.  And really last year was a 3 point game mid 3rd qtr.  Will be a close game.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 18, 2013, 12:53:20 PM
We won't cover that.  Not in our opening game.  Even with a 51-9 win over powerhouse Eastern Kentucky, since snyder's return I think the avg MOV in the first game is about 14.  And really last year was a 3 point game mid 3rd qtr.  Will be a close game.


Seriously?!?!  We are playing a team that couldn't even win a state championship in Texas HS football. 

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: CNS on July 18, 2013, 01:57:44 PM
-17.5? Really? Here we go again getting no respect after a championship season :rolleyes:

If you think this is bad, wait until you see K-State -6 vs. Louisiana.

LSU is tough, rake.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: catzacker on July 18, 2013, 02:18:05 PM
We won't cover that.  Not in our opening game.  Even with a 51-9 win over powerhouse Eastern Kentucky, since snyder's return I think the avg MOV in the first game is about 14.  And really last year was a 3 point game mid 3rd qtr.  Will be a close game.


Seriously?!?!  We are playing a team that couldn't even win a state championship in Texas HS football. 

 :rolleyes:

We typically look like crap in game 1.  And NDSt appears to have some experience.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Shacks on July 18, 2013, 02:40:11 PM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:

Southern speed, dontchya know!?

ButtBama!  :lol:

Sams is from the South (Louisiana)

He's also faster than anyone in the state of North Dakota
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bison fan on July 19, 2013, 08:59:55 AM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:

Southern speed, dontchya know!?

ButtBama!  :lol:

Sams is from the South (Louisiana)

He's also faster than anyone in the state of North Dakota

Da crazy speed!  :ohno: :lol:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 19, 2013, 09:38:28 AM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:

Southern speed, dontchya know!?

ButtBama!  :lol:

Sams is from the South (Louisiana)

He's also faster than anyone in the state of North Dakota

Da crazy speed!  :ohno: :lol:


pro-tip:  They look faster when running behind an OL that features 3-4 future NFL blockers that will manhandle your cutesie little defensive line...

 ;)



Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bison fan on July 19, 2013, 09:51:48 AM
Oh no not a fast QB who will run options. No not that, anything but that.........




.............




 :lol:

Southern speed, dontchya know!?

ButtBama!  :lol:

Sams is from the South (Louisiana)

He's also faster than anyone in the state of North Dakota

Da crazy speed!  :ohno: :lol:


pro-tip:  They look faster when running behind an OL that features 3-4 future NFL blockers that will manhandle your cutesie little defensive line...

 ;)

 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 25, 2013, 06:12:08 PM
Our great & knowledgable Bison posters have been so kind as to grace us with just how and why they will not only cover the spot, but also win SU vs the mighty, fightin' Wildcats...

So... I pose a hypothetical for our guests.

Let's say that instead of hosting NDSU on Aug. 30, the 'Cats were on the road in Bryant-Denny Stadium.  Although the ending Sagarin ratings differences are almost identical to the K-State vs NDSU matchup, and much of the same arguments could be made for our mighty Wildcats, I would be hard pressed to make any real arguments as to why we could/would win that type of a roadie to open the season.

So, I ask you kind Northern Dakotans...  Would it seem totally asinine to you if we all believed (as strongly as you do) that we could/would just roll into Bryant-Denny and walk out with a win?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 25, 2013, 06:31:59 PM
Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: manpow5 on July 25, 2013, 06:41:05 PM
Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college high school  team
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 25, 2013, 06:51:40 PM
Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I actually had a pretty neutral view of your bush league little outfit up until this summer, however your fans have proven to be a poor man's version of the 90's nebraska bandwagoners and watching your team and fans get a big slice of humble pie on Aug 30 will be most satisfying.

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 25, 2013, 09:58:25 PM
oh grow up, if you cant take a lil smack from a FCS team then I feel sorry for you.

NDSU will give you all that you can handle, you can respect us after the game.

-17.5 is EASY MONEY on NDSU
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: ELL3 on July 25, 2013, 10:08:48 PM
we are supposed to be nervous against a team that scored sicks points versus Turner Gill?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 25, 2013, 10:20:13 PM
these guys were freshman at Kansas and still won,  they are seniors now.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Pett on July 25, 2013, 10:30:30 PM
oh grow up, if you cant take a lil smack from a FCS team then I feel sorry for you.

NDSU will give you all that you can handle, you can respect us after the game.

-17.5 is EASY MONEY on NDSU
We can always take smack from an FCSer. Don't worry, we like you guys :)
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 25, 2013, 10:46:25 PM
Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I actually had a pretty neutral view of your bush league little outfit up until this summer, however your fans have proven to be a poor man's version of the 90's nebraska bandwagoners and watching your team and fans get a big slice of humble pie on Aug 30 will be most satisfying.
Tell everybody the fictional story about your trip to the FCS championship and how every ND chick is fat and ugly.


I liked that one
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 25, 2013, 10:53:57 PM
yea, no crap.  Bookie Pimp has been exposed.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 25, 2013, 11:16:41 PM
these guys were freshman at Kansas and still won,  they are seniors now.

So they should be able to score at least 24 points, no?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Norma Stitz on July 26, 2013, 06:51:12 AM
We won't cover that.  Not in our opening game.  Even with a 51-9 win over powerhouse Eastern Kentucky, since snyder's return I think the avg MOV in the first game is about 14.  And really last year was a 3 point game mid 3rd qtr.  Will be a close game.


Seriously?!?!  We are playing a team that couldn't even win a state championship in Texas HS football. 

 :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I actually had a pretty neutral view of your bush league little outfit up until this summer, however your fans have proven to be a poor man's version of the 90's nebraska bandwagoners and watching your team and fans get a big slice of humble pie on Aug 30 will be most satisfying.
Tell everybody the fictional story about your trip to the FCS championship and how every ND chick is fat and ugly.


I liked that one


What's fictional about it?  I live exactly 5.3 miles from the FC Dallas Stadium... Most (85-90%) of the NDSU backers were a bit "portly", especially by Texas standards.  Makes sense, though.  It's rough ridin' cold up there and you have only about 3-4 months of "bikini season".  Gotta stay warm!!



yea, no crap.  Bookie Pimp has been exposed.

You've exposed nothing but your ignorance, Sam.  I have likely forgotten more about football and how to handicap contests than you'll ever know...

Why have none of you said anything about how porous your defense is against the run?  The Tampa 2 is NOT designed to be strong against a team that's good at running between the tackles.  Trust us, we know.  Ronnie Princess tried that crap here for a while...

The mighty Bison defense gave up 5.1 yds/rush vs Wofford and 4.9 yds/rush vs Ga Southern and NEITHER of those teams can hold a candle to our rushing attack.  This is a mismatch of epic proportions and your bravado leads me to believe that you realize that deep down.

You claim the line should be 8-10, yet the books offering it have it hung at 17.5...  If if sounds WAY too good to be true, then the suckers get sucked in and hand over their cash.  Live and learn.

 :bill:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 26, 2013, 01:20:28 PM
Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 01:38:33 PM
Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

i'm assuming the line will be -110 for the spread, so in order to win "tens of thousands of dollars" you do know you will have to bet $11,000 to win $10,000.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 01:54:34 PM
Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

i'm assuming the line will be -110 for the spread, so in order to win "tens of thousands of dollars" you do know you will have to bet $11,000 to win $10,000.

What if it's +17.5 -107.....then how much will he have to risk to win $10,000?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 01:55:19 PM
Ill buy you a beer with the tens of thousands i win on this spread dude.

i'm assuming the line will be -110 for the spread, so in order to win "tens of thousands of dollars" you do know you will have to bet $11,000 to win $10,000.

You'd be wrong... vig on FCS/FBS matchups is -120.

Plus, low level ad sales reps for small FOX TV affiliates in Fargo, ND don't make enough cash skrilla to make wagers that size anyway.   :bs:

Carry on.

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 02:10:59 PM
TIM, WHAT IF I TAKE THE CATS -16.5 -135, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO RISK TO WIN $10,000!? TIA
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 03:36:56 PM
TIM, WHAT IF I TAKE THE CATS -16.5 -135, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO RISK TO WIN $10,000!? TIA

$13,500
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 03:38:19 PM
TIM, WHAT IF I TAKE THE CATS -16.5 -135, HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO RISK TO WIN $10,000!? TIA

$13,500



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Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 03:48:35 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 03:51:04 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU you would win $70,000

You lost me at -1000. The spread is -17.5
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 03:55:17 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU you would win $70,000

You lost me at -1000. The spread is -17.5

yes the KSU point spread is -17.5, but if you pick KSU just to win, either by 1 pt or 48pts the odds would be -1000. that is the safer bet, but you have to bet alot more to win any significant amount.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 03:59:36 PM
do u understand how it works now?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EMAWican on July 26, 2013, 04:03:07 PM
So wait, what about betting physical goods (i.e., the farm), tim? How would that work?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 04:06:08 PM
do u understand how it works now?

Sure, I'd like to bet K-State -1000 and I'll risk $100 to win $100. So you have the other side, right?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 04:15:56 PM
do u understand how it works now?

Sure, I'd like to bet K-State -1000 and I'll risk $100 to win $100. So you have the other side, right?

if you bet $100 on that you will only win $10
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: MadCat on July 26, 2013, 04:43:28 PM
How does bankroll translate to farm?  I don't think I can bet 10% of a farm. 
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Vitojr130 on July 26, 2013, 06:21:46 PM
these guys were freshman at Kansas and still won,  they are seniors now.

So they should be able to score at least 24 points, no?


Implying we are 4 times better than we were against KU (I would say this statement is about accurate).

...or are you implying KSU's defense will be 4 times worse than KU's? I mean, you only have 2 returning starters on defense, so this might not be entirely out of the ballpark  :lol:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 06:53:17 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.

Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 07:24:18 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 07:47:33 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 07:56:16 PM
5-7 team parlays  :lol:

dumbass
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rock Lobster on July 26, 2013, 08:17:21 PM
Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 08:56:21 PM
Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

in a parlay every team has to win or the bet is no good
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 08:57:01 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Frankenklein on July 26, 2013, 09:06:26 PM
  :comeatme:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 09:17:50 PM
5-7 team parlays  :lol:

dumbass


has always worked for me
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 09:49:12 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 10:01:46 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 10:03:29 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 10:04:09 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 10:07:47 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 10:10:00 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks. 
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 10:14:34 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rock Lobster on July 26, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

in a parlay every team has to win or the bet is no good

HOW DO I WIN A MILLION?!?!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 10:19:51 PM
Hey Tim, wikipedia.org tells me that if I hit a 10 team parlay ATS my payout is 700-1. Does this mean that I win 700 times the amount of my bet? If I hit 9 out of 10 do I get paid something like 200-1? How many teams in a parlay do I have to hit to win $1,000,000?

in a parlay every team has to win or the bet is no good

HOW DO I WIN A MILLION?!?!

bet big
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Demo158 on July 26, 2013, 10:23:22 PM
"well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method."
Psshh, I come outta football season with at least 10k in gambling profits... :kstategrad:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.


You're a rough ridin' liar.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 10:32:45 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.


You're a rough ridin' liar.

 :facepalm:

it would be soooo easy to show a report of my payouts the last 3 years but I don't want to make u look bad in front of all your buddies.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 10:41:07 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.


You're a rough ridin' liar.

 :facepalm:

it would be soooo easy to show a report of my payouts the last 3 years but I don't want to make u look bad in front of all your buddies.

Feel free...  Include all the deposits as well. 

Ain't nobody consistently beating a book outta almost 10 dimes annually that is stupid enough to be playing 5-7T parlays.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 10:46:25 PM
now for instance if you pick Kstate just to win, I'm assuming it'll be something like KSU -1000 which means in order to win $10,000 you would have to bet $100,000. on the other hand it'll be probably NDSU +700 which then if you would bet $10,000 and NDSU wins you would win $70,000. I do alot of online gambling and some advice would be not to bet the point spreads the first couple weeks because it's too early to feel out the teams. I would personally take 5-7 team parlay and bet about $100 for them all to win, you will probably win about $100-150 from that bet and start getting your bankroll to increase before taking bigger risks. one more tip, never bet more than 10% of your bankroll.



Just for the record...  For those following along at home, generally speaking everything in the above post is HORRIBLE advice although his explanation of how moneyline bets work is accurate.

 :dubious:


wanna bet?

You don't want to bet against me, nor do you want to try to match sports wagering knowledge... I promise you that.   Believe me when I tell you, I've probably forgotten more about how the game works than you'll likely ever know.

try me

Explain the profit margin differential, on average, for a sportsbook when comparing a straight wager with a 2T, 3T & 4T parlay.

idc how the sportsbook operates and what their profit margins are, that crap isn't important to a gambler.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT is precisely why you don't win.

No charge.

5-7 team parlays lol

what bettor cares what the profit margins are? he's going to go place a bet that has the best line. and I'm telling you, early season 5-7 team parlays are easy money. another piece of advice, never bet on a team you are emotionally vested in unless it's a little bet with a buddy.

The ones that plan to turn a long term profit do...

Your advice sucks.

well maybe I'm just lucky? I've been doing this for 3 years, this year will be my 4th and my average profit at end of football is $9600. I'll stick to my method.


You're a rough ridin' liar.

 :facepalm:

it would be soooo easy to show a report of my payouts the last 3 years but I don't want to make u look bad in front of all your buddies.

Feel free...  Include all the deposits as well. 

Ain't nobody consistently beating a book outta almost 10 dimes annually that is stupid enough to be playing 5-7T parlays.

 :dubious:

why is it so hard for you to understand it's not that hard? 5-7 team parlays betting strictly the money line is pretty damn easy. I usually deposit $500 at start of season and have no trouble turning that into 4k in 3 weeks
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 26, 2013, 10:50:18 PM
Post your plays and prove us wrong
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 26, 2013, 11:00:59 PM
Post your plays and prove us wrong

Exactly.

Anybody that can consistently get an 800% ROI in 3 wks by picking winners should be retired by now.  Seems pretty stupid to me to just start with a nickel at that rate.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: CNS on July 26, 2013, 11:07:35 PM
I really hope this turns into something.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on July 26, 2013, 11:09:03 PM
Post your plays and prove us wrong

ok I will, when the season starts I'll post my plays. no I don't win every bet I place but you'll see. once you see that it works I'll start charging you a fee for my picks.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: star seed 7 on July 26, 2013, 11:57:35 PM
Everyone shut up.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: MadCat on July 27, 2013, 12:51:51 AM
I don't want to pay!  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 28, 2013, 05:11:40 PM
Im beginning to believe NDSU is your 2nd favorite college team

I'm beginning to believe that for having 34k+ posts at the shag and another 7,200+ at bisonville that you don't even have a rough ridin' job, MNLonghorn10...

 :grin:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on July 29, 2013, 02:28:34 PM
haha  bookie with points!   :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: American Standard on July 30, 2013, 03:55:33 PM
Obviously, not many TV sets in ND because they clearly didn't see the destruction KSU rained down on UNT last year and UNT is FBS. That was massive. At what point did you elites let off the gas in that game? I am going to venture to say you were in such control that it was as early as the 2 minutes remaining mark in the 4th. Back away NDSU. Just back away.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: MadCat on July 30, 2013, 04:40:48 PM
The toilet is wise.  Listen.  Learn.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 30, 2013, 04:52:37 PM
Obviously, not many TV sets in ND because they clearly didn't see the destruction KSU rained down on UNT last year and UNT is FBS. That was massive. At what point did you elites let off the gas in that game? I am going to venture to say you were in such control that it was as early as the 2 minutes remaining mark in the 4th. Back away NDSU. Just back away.

Too much Makers, toilet boy?

The UNT game was sandwiched between our destruction of Da U and Oklahoma.  Anybody that's ever watched more than a handful of games knew our kiddos would be disinterested that week and go through the motions for an easy win.  (pro-tip: we led 35-13 w under 3 min to play)
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 06, 2013, 11:26:47 AM
Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas,    NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes.    Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Tobias on August 06, 2013, 11:30:54 AM
well well, looks like we have our very own bookie pimp del norte
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 11:38:02 AM
Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas,    NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes.    Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

how hard are you going to hit it?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 06, 2013, 11:43:17 AM
Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas,    NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes.    Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

Win line...  Perhaps you can help us all understand why the "win line" is abbreviated as "ML" at all sportsbooks and on phone apps?


 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 11:45:20 AM
lakesbison is going to be in the hole right off the bat
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 06, 2013, 11:49:58 AM
Obviously you won't be held to this this early, timhawk, but who are you looking at for your week 1 7 team parlay?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 06, 2013, 11:50:39 AM
lakesbison is going to be in the hole right off the bat

He should really just play a bunch of 5T & 7T parlays for his best chance at a profit, huh Timmy?

  :tsc:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 06, 2013, 01:04:57 PM
Talked to some Sports Betting Pimps in vegas,    NDSU @ KSU odds will come out day before and is expected to be at -15 KSU.

I already hit this -17 for NDSU to cover on 5 dimes.    Im hoping there is a WIN LINE on the game of NDSU +500 cuz I will hit that HARD!

how hard are you going to hit it?

GIVE ME NDSU -17 AND THE WIN LINE, PLEASE!!!!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 02:53:11 PM
 :drink:
lakesbison is going to be in the hole right off the bat

He should really just play a bunch of 5T & 7T parlays for his best chance at a profit, huh Timmy?

  :tsc:

like I said I'll post my picks and you'll all be jealous
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 06, 2013, 03:15:23 PM
Can't wait to increase my 5dimes account 10x over, thanks Tim!  :tsc:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 06, 2013, 06:32:38 PM
 :dance:Tim you poor thing 7 team parlays?  Haha.    I'm gonna splash $500 on a NDSU +500 win for $2500
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 06, 2013, 06:44:04 PM
:dance:Tim you poor thing 7 team parlays?  Haha.    I'm gonna splash $500 on a NDSU +500 win for $2500

you might as well just give that $500 to a homeless crack head.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 06, 2013, 11:21:33 PM
http://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/football/2013/07/cfb-wagering-week-1

 :sdeek:

 :runaway:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 07, 2013, 08:54:33 AM
 :lol:

What a dumbass.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 07, 2013, 01:46:18 PM
http://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/football/2013/07/cfb-wagering-week-1

 :sdeek:

 :runaway:

Finally a Man with integrity!  "white men cant jump"
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 22, 2013, 06:27:12 PM
Just got off a call with a "connection" and it's safe to say that the books can't set the line high enough on this game...

I'm in at up to 24.

Back up the trucks.

 :billdance: :kstategrad: :billdance:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 22, 2013, 06:28:18 PM
Just got off a call with a "connection" and it's safe to say that the books can't set the line high enough on this game...

I'm in at up to 24.

Back up the trucks.

 :billdance: :kstategrad: :billdance:

24....idk that's alot to be giving for the first game...i woudn't touch it.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 22, 2013, 06:30:34 PM
Just got off a call with a "connection" and it's safe to say that the books can't set the line high enough on this game...

I'm in at up to 24.

Back up the trucks.

 :billdance: :kstategrad: :billdance:

24....idk that's alot to be giving for the first game...i woudn't touch it.

The line is currently at 14... Again, your feeble brain misses the point.

eff off.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 22, 2013, 06:32:16 PM
Just got off a call with a "connection" and it's safe to say that the books can't set the line high enough on this game...

I'm in at up to 24.

Back up the trucks.

 :billdance: :kstategrad: :billdance:

24....idk that's alot to be giving for the first game...i woudn't touch it.

The line is currently at 14... Again, your feeble brain misses the point.

eff off.

 :dubious:

you forgot to wipe your face off :jerk:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on August 22, 2013, 06:35:41 PM
fwiw with my research I made the line, KSU Wildcats -30.5
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 22, 2013, 06:42:29 PM
since i'll be at the game friday, does anybody want to wager a bet?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: EMAWesome on August 22, 2013, 06:43:44 PM
fwiw with my research I made the line, KSU Wildcats -30.5

Based on my exhaustive research, in which I looked at the body type of their stud/boss/MCMW POY LB, and realized his body type was pretty damn similar (or <) to that of most of our K/P's, I agree with your assessment.

#52 Travis Beck
Position: Linebacker
Height: 6-0
Weight: 214

3   Cantele, Jack   PK   6-0   193   
9   Lochbihler, Mitch   P   6-6  :horrorsurprise:   240
38   Krause, Mark   P   5-11   218
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 22, 2013, 08:08:11 PM
NDSU -17.5  DOWN to -14    OH BOY, even vegas sees NDSU will keep this close and maybe win.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: HerrSonntag on August 22, 2013, 08:15:11 PM
KEEP IT CLOSE!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 22, 2013, 08:28:30 PM
NDSU -17.5  DOWN to -14    OH BOY, even vegas sees NDSU will keep this close and maybe win.

Sadly, for you, they won't.  This will be a bloodbath.

Unless they move MWill to the opposite side of the field so as to place the blame on the new corner, TLBL will take him off all the watch lists.

Mark my words.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: timhawk on August 22, 2013, 08:42:56 PM
any bettors??
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 22, 2013, 10:54:06 PM
NDSU +13 on 5dimes now.  that number sure keeps falling!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 22, 2013, 10:56:25 PM
Congrats on the pre-game line steam, I guess.

We'll cover 3 TDs or more, so it really won't make any difference.

Bloodbath.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on August 22, 2013, 10:59:23 PM
it's actually -10 because KState is rewarded 3 pts for being home.

LMAO @ these defending Big 12 champion posers. Lookie here Book, we're right back to where the line would've been last year when you had your best Kstate team ever.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 22, 2013, 11:03:16 PM
it's actually -10 because KState is rewarded 3 pts for being home.

LMAO @ these defending Big 12 champion posers. Lookie here Book, we're right back to where the line would've been last year when you your best Kstate team ever.

Makes no difference.  We'd cover it at 21+... Mark my words.

I know people.

 ;)
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on August 22, 2013, 11:04:36 PM
it's actually -10 because KState is rewarded 3 pts for being home.

LMAO @ these defending Big 12 champion posers. Lookie here Book, we're right back to where the line would've been last year when you your best Kstate team ever.

Makes no difference.  We'd cover it at 21+... Mark my words.

I know people.

 ;)
:lol:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: HerrSonntag on August 22, 2013, 11:07:26 PM
Do you think anyone will make a documentary about how all 50 inhabitants of east North Dakota had to hit the road because they lost the farm betting on college football?  Werner Herzog should be between films.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 23, 2013, 11:40:03 AM
Every freakin FBS game, NDSU gets lumped in with all the crappy FCS programs by vegas, the line comes out at NDSU +10 - +17  and I CRUSH vegas every single time
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: steve dave on August 23, 2013, 11:47:48 AM
I CRUSH vegas every single time

lol
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 23, 2013, 11:50:36 AM
I CRUSH vegas every single time

lol

Prolly plays a bunch of 5-7T parlays, like his buddy timmie.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on August 23, 2013, 11:56:04 AM
Ill rephrase  I CRUSH VEGAS DURING NDSU GAMES VS FBS EVERY SINGLE TIME.

you guys aren't smart enough to realize that's what I meant?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 25, 2013, 11:38:29 PM

Apparently, the syndicates wanted it under 14.

5dimes has moved back to 15, and it'll probably go higher.

I'll be glad when this shitshow is over.  These are arguably the worst visiting fans we've ever had outside of nubbie and easily the worst visiting non-con fans we've ever had to deal with. 
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on August 25, 2013, 11:51:28 PM

Apparently, the syndicates wanted it under 14.

5dimes has moved back to 15, and it'll probably go higher.

I'll be glad when this shitshow is over.  These are arguably the worst visiting fans we've ever had outside of nubbie and easily the worst visiting non-con fans we've ever had to deal with.
I cant wait for the NDSU victory either
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Bison22 on September 03, 2013, 09:50:10 AM
So who made money on this game? I know I did.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: Frankenklein on September 03, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
So who made money on this game? I know I did.
Are you enjoying Bookie Pimps farm
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: MadCat on September 03, 2013, 11:16:31 AM
Lost all my farms.  Good thing I still own the moon.  :Rusty:
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on September 04, 2013, 05:10:24 PM
Betus.com
Account#: 2++166 (Personal Details
Account Balance: $2,700.83  Pending Wagers: $140.00 


BOOM!!!!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: I_have_purplewood on September 04, 2013, 05:53:05 PM
Betus.com
Account#: 2++166 (Personal Details
Account Balance: $2,700.83  Pending Wagers: $140.00 


BOOM!!!!


Boom indeed!!   :fistpump: :fistpump: (ftp://:fistpump: :fistpump:)
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: theKSU on September 04, 2013, 10:39:45 PM
Can't imagine any Cat fans betting Snyder to cover an opening game. Grats to any Bison people who bet the ML.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on September 05, 2013, 10:46:01 PM
I did $400 on ML at +400 for $1600    the guy in costa rica laughed at me, I called him the next day and said "bitch show me the MONEY!"
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lopakman on September 06, 2013, 08:18:53 AM
I did $400 on ML at +400 for $1600    the guy in costa rica laughed at me, I called him the next day and said "bitch show me the MONEY!"

No, no, no you didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if you did, right...?
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.buzz vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: lakesbison on September 13, 2013, 09:36:36 AM
so I pushed my money with Kansas State EASILY covering the -13 vs Louisiana Laffeyette.

this week U mass is +38   I took them to cover.

KState 42
U Mass 10

no shame in the game, Kstate rolls, I make money... bada bing, bada boom.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: 'taterblast on September 13, 2013, 09:37:23 AM
i did the same thing lakesbison. we shall see!
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on September 14, 2013, 10:52:24 AM
So NDSU  took Our Potential gameday With Texas.
Title: Re: 'Cats -17.5 vs Northern Dakota Buffaloes
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on September 14, 2013, 11:29:42 AM
First you give us a win, then free fireworks now this. Ag colleges unite