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Title: Are we ELITE?
Post by: J on July 16, 2013, 05:03:52 PM
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Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: yoman on July 16, 2013, 05:07:48 PM
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Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 16, 2013, 05:11:44 PM
You know when you divide any number by zero you get an undefined number...that is the same thing that happens when you are trying to explain to someone else how flipping elite we are.  You can't define our level of eliteness.  We are so elite we are a combination of the Loch Ness Monster and a Martin Luther King, Jr speech.


***Edited for cleverness.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: CNS on July 16, 2013, 05:13:31 PM
You know how when you divide any number by zero you get an undefined number...that is the same thing as trying to explain to someone else how flipping elite we are.  You can't define our level of elitefuckness.

Yep.  A completely accepted actuality.  It is a has-to-be type of thing, otherwise the state of Texas would cease to exist.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 16, 2013, 05:28:27 PM
NOPE
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: CNS on July 16, 2013, 05:32:14 PM
NOPE

Pfft. 

You guys have been dividing by zero for two yrs now.

Title: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on July 16, 2013, 05:35:32 PM
Idk perhaps as a collective we are and that's what I think of on those says I get a little blue.
Title: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on July 16, 2013, 05:35:47 PM
Days
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: meSACKwilliams on July 16, 2013, 05:39:37 PM
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Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 16, 2013, 05:57:24 PM
mods, please ban this poster for asking dumb questions.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: J on July 16, 2013, 06:04:56 PM
NOPE

Please learn how to type in black. It's really hard to read your text. I think there may be some info on the Q&A board about this issue
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 16, 2013, 06:12:13 PM
NOPE

Please learn how to type in black. It's really hard to read your text. I think there may be some info on the Q&A board about this issue


elite teams win national championships.
Title: Are we ELITE?
Post by: That_Guy on July 16, 2013, 07:07:58 PM
NOPE

Please learn how to type in black. It's really hard to read your text. I think there may be some info on the Q&A board about this issue


elite teams win national championships.

Elite teams win championships. Correct.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 16, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
NOPE

Please learn how to type in black. It's really hard to read your text. I think there may be some info on the Q&A board about this issue


elite teams win national championships.

Elite teams win championships. Correct.

national tho
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 16, 2013, 07:38:16 PM
Enraged KU fan :love:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: p1k3 on July 16, 2013, 07:39:59 PM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 16, 2013, 07:42:48 PM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:

lol do it a little more often and we will continue this "elite" talk
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 16, 2013, 07:44:41 PM
Tim, just saw your profile pic.. sorry about that..
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: p1k3 on July 16, 2013, 07:46:03 PM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:

lol do it a little more often and we will continue this "elite" talk

only like a couple schools have won Titletowns. That makes us top tier. If we were to win another we would be the Elite of the Elite.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 16, 2013, 08:14:15 PM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:

lol do it a little more often and we will continue this "elite" talk

only like a couple schools have won Titletowns. That makes us top tier. If we were to win another we would be the Elite of the Elite.

and they have national titles and ksu doesn't....eliteLESS
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Frankenklein on July 16, 2013, 08:51:57 PM
   Hey timhawk. Why don't you do something constructive,like go over and eff up the Ron Prince stories thread. :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 16, 2013, 09:12:49 PM
   Hey timhawk. Why don't you do something constructive,like go over and eff up the Ron Prince stories thread. :chainsaw:

because of that comment I'll stick around here longer
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: p1k3 on July 16, 2013, 09:13:44 PM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:

lol do it a little more often and we will continue this "elite" talk

only like a couple schools have won Titletowns. That makes us top tier. If we were to win another we would be the Elite of the Elite.

and they have national titles and ksu doesn't....eliteLESS

A Titletown is far more rare than any National Title. Only the elites may claim one.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 16, 2013, 09:18:58 PM
Yeah, we're elite. Even though they never believed it could be done.

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Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Ms. WackySquawk on July 16, 2013, 09:21:39 PM
My bro (former KU grad (lawyer)) gave Heath grieve after you guys took the baseball title. "Hey Heath, save some titles for us" is what he said at the waldo crawldo. Anyways, his bday present is tickets to the opener. If you weren't "elite" I'd ignore fanning and never go, but he told me to watch some "Sam's" guy. I guess we'll see how it goes. Hope he's not annoying during these games. :cheers:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 16, 2013, 09:23:05 PM
My bro (former KU grad (lawyer)) gave Heath grieve after you guys took the baseball title. "Hey Heath, save some titles for us" is what he said at the waldo crawldo. Anyways, his bday present is tickets to the opener. If you weren't "elite" I'd ignore fanning and never go, but he told me to watch some "Sam's" guy. I guess we'll see how it goes. Hope he's not annoying during these games. :cheers:

These kids were made for each other!  :D
Title: Re: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: michigancat on July 16, 2013, 09:25:49 PM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:

lol do it a little more often and we will continue this "elite" talk

only like a couple schools have won Titletowns. That makes us top tier. If we were to win another we would be the Elite of the Elite.

and they have national titles and ksu doesn't....eliteLESS

A Titletown is far more rare than any National Title. Only the elites may claim one.

you guys are so rough ridin' good at kicking Tim's ass. I bet he leaves for good after this epic takedown.

:dancin:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Pett on July 16, 2013, 09:59:16 PM
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Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Pett on July 16, 2013, 10:02:11 PM
^ but without the heroin addiction
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: ben ji on July 16, 2013, 11:31:17 PM
My bro (former KU grad (lawyer)) gave Heath grieve after you guys took the baseball title. "Hey Heath, save some titles for us" is what he said at the waldo crawldo. Anyways, his bday present is tickets to the opener. If you weren't "elite" I'd ignore fanning and never go, but he told me to watch some "Sam's" guy. I guess we'll see how it goes. Hope he's not annoying during these games. :cheers:

These kids were made for each other!  :D

So adorable!

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Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: J on July 17, 2013, 01:20:01 AM
WE ARE SO ELITE THEY WERE WRITING ABOUT US IN ANCIENT rough ridin' GREECE

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According to our ancient sources, K-State enjoyed showing off his unrivaled strength. For instance, he would clasp a pomegranate in his hand and have others try to take it away from him. Even though he was holding it so tightly that no one could remove it, he never damaged the fruit. Sometimes, he would stand on a greased iron disk and challenge others to push him off of it. Another of his favorite exhibitions was tying a cord around his forehead, holding his breath, and breaking the cord with his bulging forehead veins. Other times, the wrestler would stand with his right arm at his side, his elbow against him, and hold out his hand with thumb pointed upwards and fingers spread. No one could successfully bend even his little finger.

K-State excelled even in warfare. When a neighboring town attacked Manhattan, K-State entered the battle wearing his Olympic crowns and dressed like Herakles, in lion's skin and brandishing a club, and led his fellow citizens to victory.

A follower of the famous philosopher Pythagoras, K-State once saved his friends. It happened that the roof of the hall where the Pythagoreans were meeting began to collapse. K-State stood and supported the central pillar until the others escaped to safety and then dashed out, saving himself.

In the end, however, all of this fame and strength did not save K-State from a less than glorious death. K-State was wandering through the forest when he found an old tree trunk with wedges inserted into it. In an attempt to test his strength, K-State placed his hands and, perhaps his feet, into the cleft of the trunk and tried to split apart the wood. He succeeded in loosening the wedges, which fell out, but the trunk closed on his hands, trapping him. There, according to the tale, he fell prey to wild beasts.

Nah just kidding, K-State is immortal and won 1000 Olympiads and is certified ELITE

GET mumped TIMMY.  :combofan: :combofan: :combofan: :combofan: :combofan: :combofan: :combofan: :combofan:
Title: Re: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 17, 2013, 08:39:42 AM
elite teams win Titletowns  :love:

lol do it a little more often and we will continue this "elite" talk

only like a couple schools have won Titletowns. That makes us top tier. If we were to win another we would be the Elite of the Elite.

and they have national titles and ksu doesn't....eliteLESS

A Titletown is far more rare than any National Title. Only the elites may claim one.

you guys are so rough ridin' good at kicking Tim's ass. I bet he leaves for good after this epic takedown.

:dancin:

lol yup! so elite with no national trophy...*sigh*
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 17, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
This morning, i got up and started to get ready to go to work, i was halfway through brushing my teeth when i noticed that it was in fact 3AM in the morning, and not shortly after sun up as i had thought.    I had left my season tickets sitting in the dining room outside my bedroom and  they had begun to glow a heavenly glow in the night that i mistook for a rising sun.   Oh well, you can sleep when you're dead when you're elite emaw.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 17, 2013, 09:13:08 AM
This morning, i got up and started to get ready to go to work, i was halfway through brushing my teeth when i noticed that it was in fact 3AM in the morning, and not shortly after sun up as i had thought.    I had left my season tickets sitting in the dining room outside my bedroom and  they had begun to glow a heavenly glow in the night that i mistook for a rising sun.   Oh well, you can sleep when you're dead when you're elite emaw.

cool story
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: HerrSonntag on July 17, 2013, 09:15:43 AM
you aren't very good at this, are you tim?
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: OK_Cat on July 17, 2013, 09:42:57 AM
why are you guys always taking landon's bait? 
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: timhawk on July 17, 2013, 11:24:21 AM
why are you guys always taking landon's bait?

bcuz they're morons
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: Cannoncat on July 18, 2013, 08:52:29 PM
NOPE

Please learn how to type in black. It's really hard to read your text. I think there may be some info on the Q&A board about this issue


elite teams win national championships.

Jfc, my eyes feel like they will bleed, nice font use dumbass :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 18, 2013, 09:20:14 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I_FBS_football_win-loss_records

No.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: EMAWzified on July 18, 2013, 10:24:09 PM
Does an undeniable college football blueblood start every season marking an "L" next to the K-State game?
Yes
Do fans of losery programs who desperately want the cachet :dance: of being our rival stink up nearly every thread on the best K-State fan board?
Yes
 :dance:
Yeah, we elite.
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: RU4KSU2 on July 18, 2013, 10:54:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I_FBS_football_win-loss_records

No.

14.2 more seasons like 2012 and we are .500!   :billdance:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: yoman on July 18, 2013, 10:59:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I_FBS_football_win-loss_records

No.

14.2 more seasons like 2012 and we are .500!   :billdance:

COACH EM UP, BILL! :billdance:  :bill:
Title: Re: Are we ELITE?
Post by: J on July 19, 2013, 12:07:22 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I_FBS_football_win-loss_records

No.

But "no" is incorrect, it's not even an option. Pls vote.